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Chapter 136: It’s all women’s fault, one has to blame (please subscribe!)
The counselor left.
While everyone was talking enthusiastically about military training, discussing whether the instructor would be strict, and when they were happy to finally see all the girls in the class tomorrow, Lu An thought of Liu Hui.
Peking University is going to have a year of military training. I wonder if that girl can handle it?
Recalling that the relationship between the two had been good for decades in his previous life, he wanted to express concern and greetings, but unfortunately the distance was too far, and it was not convenient to make a phone call these days.
As for writing letters, forget it. I don’t even know where Peking University is training for military training, let alone the specific address.
Jumping out of bed, putting on his shoes, Lu An ran out of the dormitory.
"Lao Lu, Lao Lu, where are you going?"
Meng Jianlin shouted from behind.
"Go make a phone call." Lu An didn't look back.
He didn't lie, he really called Meng Qingchi.
After walking out of the school gate, he entered the grocery store by familiar means, "Boss, make a call."
The boss seemed to have an impression of him, "Going to Shonan?"
"right."
"It's still a dollar a minute."
"Okay."
Call BB machine and wait
It took a full 3 minutes to get a call back.
Seeing his boss staring at him, Lu An answered and hung up and dialed.
This time it worked.
"Xiao An, did you make the call at school?"
"No, at the school gate."
Meng Qingchi's first words were caring and admonishing: "Be sure to pay attention to safety when making phone calls outside."
Luann says hello.
Meng Qingchi asked: "How is Nanda? Are you satisfied or not?"
Lu An truthfully stated his feelings: "It's OK, better than I imagined."
Hearing this, Meng Qingchi was very relieved and asked: "How is the environment in the dormitory? Are the roommates friendly?"
Lu An gave a brief description of the dormitory and said: "As for roommates, I can't tell much yet. You will have to get along slowly before you know."
Meng Qingchi asked again: "I had a phone call with Uncle Chen yesterday afternoon. If you have anything, you can go to him directly."
With that said, she told him Chen Weiyong's contact information.
Lu An, a man of two generations, would not be so hypocritical and pretentious about this kind of social relationship. He wrote down the number and asked: "By the way, Sister Qingchi, I have never asked you, what does Uncle Chen teach at NTU?"
Meng Qingchi said: "He is the dean of NTU Law School."
Lu An's eyes widened a bit: "So awesome?"
Meng Qingchi smiled: "Uncle Chen graduated from Wuhan University with a bachelor's degree and a doctorate from Oxford University. He is about the same age as my dad. He will be 50 next year."
After saying this, Lu An felt that it was natural for the other party to be the dean of the law school.
After all, Uncle Meng is already the second-in-command in the county. If the historical trajectory is followed, he will be promoted to the first-in-command soon. The careers of the two friends are well matched.
We talked about some things about the hospital, and also about what we saw and heard at NTU.
Meng Qingchi asked jokingly: "Have you met any good-looking girls at NTU?"
Lu An picked out the beautiful words and said: "Yes, but they are not as good-looking as you."
Meng Qingchi said quietly: "Sister, I don't believe it."
Lu An beat the snake with the stick and said, "If you don't believe me, come and take a look. Sister Qingchi, you are special in my heart."
Hearing this, Meng Qingchi laughed and regretted talking about this topic.
Lu An continued to light the fire: "Sister Qingchi, I miss you."
In the silence, Meng Qingchi automatically filtered out certain words, came to his senses and said, "Next time you come back, I'll make you some delicious food."
Lu An's eyes lit up, "What do you want to eat?"
Meng Qingchi said: "Keep it secret for now. It must be something you like to eat."
Lu An muttered: "You won't add arsenic, right?"
Meng Qingchi smiled: "Come on, I will eat with you then."
"Qingchi, Qingchi, the instructor is looking for you. There is something urgent. Go quickly."
At this moment, a female voice came from the other end of the phone, calling her at the door of the consulting room.
Meng Qingchi said hello and said to the phone: "Xiao An, I'm going to hang up in advance. Please take care of yourself at school."
"Hey, I understand, hang up."
Hearing the "beep beep" busy tone from the phone, Lu An put the receiver back and continued to dial his home number under the direct look in his boss's eyes.
No one answered.
Dial the tailor shop's landline instead.
This worked out right away.
But Lu Yan was very busy at the moment. In less than 5 minutes on the phone, four or five customers asked about the price of her custom-made clothes. He had to keep the conversation short and ended the call angrily.
But although the call was short, Lu Ann was very relieved.
The business of the tailor shop that the eldest sister cherishes is so booming, there is nothing better than this.
"How much?"
"21 yuan."
His two phone calls cost another 21 yuan. This was robbery, and his heart was bleeding.
He counted 21 yuan from his pocket and handed it over, "Here!"
"Welcome to come again next time." The boss happily took the money and was even more impressed by him.
Come on, here's a chicken!
You old fool is not kind enough to eavesdrop on my phone. I won’t earn you any money next time. Lu An cursed and walked out of the grocery store.
Standing on the street and looking around, he started talking about renting a house and painting, but he had military training tomorrow and seemed to be in no hurry.
Forget it, let’s wait until the military training is over. With this in mind, he went into a cosmetics store and bought two bottles of sunscreen, and then a pack of sanitary napkins.
These are all artifacts, essential for military training, and no one will suffer.
Under the strange looks of the girls nearby, the female boss threw a pack of female sanitary napkins directly to him. Lu An's face turned dark:
"Boss, put it in a black bag for me."
The female boss spread her hands and said: "No more. Many boys came to buy sanitary napkins today and they have run out."
Come on, I was late for the trip, so I didn’t waste any time, picked it up and turned around to leave.
I used Ah Q’s spirit to numb myself all the way. Anyway, as long as I wasn’t embarrassed, others would be embarrassed.
Back at school, Lu An first went to Dormitory 8, South Park, and told the dormitory aunt on the first floor:
"Auntie, help me call Ye Run from 301."
The dormitory aunt looked at him up and down and shouted into the microphone: "Ye Run from 301! Ye Run from 301! Someone is looking for him downstairs."
After a while, Ye Run appeared at the gate and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lu An took out a bottle of sunscreen and handed it to her: "There will be military training tomorrow. This thing will be useful."
Ye Run took it and read the instructions on the bottle carefully, and with a thin lip, he joked: "No wonder all the beautiful girls in high school liked to talk to you. You are so careful. We girls didn't even think of applying sunscreen."
Lu An didn't believe it: "How is it possible? Are the six people in your dormitory all country bumpkins from the countryside?"
Ye Run said: "There are currently three people in our dormitory, and there are three more who have not come."
Then she stared at the sanitary napkins in the bag and asked doubtfully: "Hey, why are you still buying sanitary napkins?"
As soon as these words came out, the two parents of a girl who happened to be passing by looked at Lu An with confusion in their eyes.
The girls tried hard to remember what Lu An looked like. Today, on the first day of reporting at NTU, they encountered this weird guy who delivered sanitary napkins to the door of the girls dormitory.
The eyes of the two parents were full of vigilance. Are college students so open-minded?
Ye Run realized that he had almost said the wrong thing, and snickered and turned around to prevent others from seeing his face.
Lu An didn't care, he was very thick-skinned, and he had the leisure to appreciate the beauty and ugliness of this girl.
Not to mention, his appearance is really good. From his critical point of view, he can score 80 points. This is just because he stepped on shit when he went out, and he is very lucky.
Seeing Lu An looking at her without scruples, the girl mentally labeled him: old gangster.
The three of them left. Lu An looked away and asked retaliatingly: "Do you want this thing? You want me to give it to you."
"Hey, Lu An, you are really hopeless. A dog can't spit out ivory. You can keep it for yourself." Ye Run happily ran away with the sunscreen after saying that.
Ouch, this girl is so rude.
I didn’t even say thank you, but I came all the way to deliver the things. Is it easy?
Everyone was gone, and Lu An and the dormitory aunt were left at the gate. At this time, the latter was looking at him with a very unfriendly look.
Seeing this, Lu An suddenly realized that Ye Run's words had been heard word for word, and he was being guarded like a "pervert".
"Thank you, aunt."
No matter what others think, Lu An can be said to be sincere.
After a day of rest, military uniforms were distributed, and on September 6, the military training came as scheduled.
"The practice of these years has proved that the central government's decision-making is correct and the effect of military training is good. At present, my country's reform and opening up and economic construction have entered a new stage of development, and the development of higher education has also accelerated."
At the mobilization meeting for the military training of new students, with the speech of the school leader, the military training began.
At 8:30 in the morning, green freshmen stood outside the training ground, waiting for the instructors to form a formation and enter in an orderly manner.
The management class 2 has a total of 49 people, 17 boys and 32 girls.
As soon as everyone gathered together, all kinds of drama began. The boys secretly glanced at the girls, and the girls glanced at the boys from time to time.
Although Meng Jianlin, Liu Jiaquan and Fang Yun were having a lot of fun in the dormitory, they have now changed into the true colors of the times and have turned into innocent and cute good students. They always stand back when facing girls for fear of getting too close to them. Eye contact was made.
Except Luan.
While talking to the animals of 322, his old master looked at the girls in the class.
There are a lot of girls in the class, and most of them are pretty, but only three or four are pretty.
The proportion is too small.
He couldn't help but wonder, was it that the military training uniforms and rubber shoes were too shabby, hiding the appearance and temperament of some girls?
At a certain moment, Meng Jianlin on the right suddenly grabbed Lu An's arm and whispered excitedly:
"The third from the bottom on the right side of the third row, the third from the bottom on the right side of the third row."
Hearing this, Tang Ping and Li Yiran, who were on the left and right, looked over together. Their cold hearts instantly warmed up at this moment, and their eyes were filled with surprises, as if they had seen their first love, whom they could have been secretly in love with for many years.
Lu An had actually noticed this girl for a long time. Under the military training uniform, this girl stood out in the class and stood out from the crowd.
Meng Jianlin asked Li Yiran excitedly: "How many points?"
Li Yiran gestured: "85."
Then Meng Jianlin, Li Yiran and Tang Ping looked at Lu An, wanting to see what he would say?
Lu An spit out two words: "Approval."
"What are you guys doing? Why are you making so much noise?"
The instructor noticed that the four of them were whispering to each other and shouted directly over.
In an instant, the entire formation turned to the four of them.
"The four of you, when you arrive at the training ground, first run 20 laps around the playground."
Meng Jianlin tried to explain: "Instructor, we"
The instructor was completely merciless and refused to listen to the explanation. He held up three fingers and said: "30 laps."
Meng Jianlin was so angry that he blushed and wanted to argue, but was stopped by Lu An in time.
Grandma is such a badass. He wants to die now. Even 20 laps in such a big playground are uncomfortable. In one sentence, it has been increased to 30 laps. Isn’t this life-threatening?
If it increases again, will it be impossible to survive this day?
"Anyone else want to talk? Is anyone else running?"
The instructor was young and had a gentle face, but he had a rough voice. His two rhetorical questions made the square formation silent and obedient.
Seeing that no one dared to find fault, the instructor gave a few commands and started to line up.
Liu Jiaquan, who is 188 meters tall, has the highest altitude in the formation. Lu An, Meng Jianlin, Tang Ping and Li Yiran are also in the first row.
Fang Yun was reluctantly pulled to the second row by the instructor, and he couldn't stand on the far right. There were two tall girls with 178 and 174 height next to him.
After 9 a.m., all freshmen in the school lined up in a square formation to enter the training ground.
Li Yiran whispered: "Half an hour has passed, the instructor must have forgotten, right?"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the instructor pointed with his right hand: "The four of you will line up and circle the playground 30 times."
The four of them felt unlucky and looked at each other.
Knowing that the instructor was trying to scare the monkeys, Lu An walked out without taking any chances.
The other three followed suit.
The instructor pinched his watch and started counting the time: "One two one, one two one, run!"
"Damn it, I'm embarrassed to be at my grandma's house. How can I find a girlfriend in the future?" Meng Jianlin began to complain after walking half a circle around the playground and out of sight of the instructor.
Lu An, Tang Ping and Li Yiran didn't answer, they all lowered their heads and ran away. It was really embarrassing to be punished in front of the whole school teachers and students on the first day.
After running ten laps with difficulty, Li Yiran couldn't help it anymore, his face was burning with pain: "I feel like everyone on the playground is laughing at us."
Lu An joked: "This incident happened because of that girl. I was thinking that the girl might suffer a little."
Meng Jianlin asked: "Do the four of us want one? Is it too much?"
Tang Ping said: "I am a monk, you three think so."
Lu An asked: "Old Tang, was your father a monk before he got married?"
Tang Ping was speechless.
After running 15 laps, Lu An looked up and looked at the scorching sun. He felt a little annoyed and came up with an idea: "I think the three of you should fall one at a time, otherwise you will run to death."
Li Yiran asked: "Who will fall?"
Lu An said: "I came up with the idea. I will take credit for the first victory. You three will decide among yourself who will be defeated."
Meng Jianlin asked: "Can you really stop running if you fall?"
Luan said, "God knows, but I have to try."
All the girls in the school were watching, and none of the three wanted to fall down, feeling embarrassed.
Seeing that the three of them had discussed it to no avail, Lu An said: "Stop arguing, just punch verbally. I'll count to three, and you punch verbally. The one who talks too slowly will automatically lose."
"Sure." The three of them agreed without any arguments this time.
"1, 2, 3, punch!"
"Stone!"
"Stone!"
"Scissors!"
The three of them spoke almost at the same time, but Tang Ping said scissors.
Referee Lu An: "Old Tang, your acting skills must be more realistic. It all depends on you."
Tang Ping remained silent.
About 10 seconds later, under the gaze of dozens of phalanxes in the whole school, Tang Ping fell straight to the ground, causing many phalanxes nearby to scream.
The three of Lu An continued to run for a few steps, then turned back with a look of astonishment on their faces.
In the end, Lu An and the others carried Tang Ping back to the class in a panic.
"Quick, Huoxiang Zhengqi Water!"
The counselor was patrolling at this time and saw that Tang Ping was sweating all over and trembling slightly. He immediately asked the girls nearby to bring Huoxiang Zhengqi water for fear of suffering from heat stroke.
A poor person is worse than a teammate. After seeing Tang Ping drink a Huoxiang Zhengqi water, he opened his eyes and sat up. Lu An and the three looked at each other and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. After running 17 laps, the four of them were already tired. , He is almost a dead dog. If he keeps running, he will probably fall on the road.
Meng Jianlin and Li Yiran looked at Lu An.
Lu An whispered: "Bend over, exhale, wait!"
A minute later, the sounds of nature arrived.
"You three, return to the team."
After the instructor inspected Tang Ping, he gave the order to return to the team. With the sun so bright, he did not dare to let a few people continue running for fear that they would not be able to cover him.
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