My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

"As we all know, this year's National Crosstalk Competition is very different from previous years."

"First of all, the lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, and the lineup of players is also unprecedentedly shocking."

"Let's not gossip, let's invite five judges first, and they are Mr. Ma Guang, the chairman of the National Quyi Artists Association."

"Mr. Feng Ku, a famous comedy director, has won the Golden Rooster and Huabiao Awards, and his works have been nominated for many times in international film competitions. His films have won the national box office championship four times. In fact, I don't need my introduction at all. People all over the country remember him very much. It is an honor to invite the director to sit here this time."

"The third judge is the vice chairman of our National Folk Arts Association, Mr. Li Jing. Mr. Li has appeared in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala seven times, and he is also a cross talk master loved by people all over the country."

"The fourth judge is the famous cross talk master, now the vice chairman of Changying Group, Mr. Zhu Wentong."

"The fifth judge is a master of cross talk, a national first-class actor, a member of the Standing Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, and teacher Zhang Wenyao."

This lineup is really amazingly luxurious, so the soundtrack is also relatively magnificent.

When introducing each of the judges, there will be thunderous applause.

The host continued: "Now we invite thirty-two groups of contestants to play."

Amid the relatively intense soundtrack, thirty-two groups of contestants from the cross talk contest came on stage.

The host selects important and high-ranking celebrities to introduce.

"We are very honored and somewhat unbelievable. There are several well-known and well-known comedians who have come to participate in our competition. I am really ashamed."

Then the host said excitedly: "Mr. Liu Jun, we all grew up watching your Spring Festival Gala program. I remember that you have won the first prize of the most popular program of CCTV Spring Festival Gala twice. How can you be so famous as you are?" Would you like to come to our show?"

The player with the highest level in this competition is Liu Jun, the former cross talk star and later entrepreneur.

He said with a smile: "I came to this competition for two reasons. The first reason is that the stage is not divided into big and small. The second reason is that I am greedy. I can't wait to talk about cross talk to a large audience. I can't wait for the stage at the end of the year." The CCTV Spring Festival Gala is coming, let me enjoy it first."

Sure enough, his self-introduction received extremely warm applause from the audience.

Even the five big names in the jury stand up and shook hands with him.

The host continued: "There is also our big star teacher who has attended the CCTV Spring Festival Gala three times and brought us many classic jokes. As for the number of times the CCTV Spring Festival Gala has been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, there are countless times. What is the reason for you to come to us? What about the next competition?"

The well-known cross talk actor Da Xing said: "Isn't this missing the old friends on the judges' table? There is another one, I just want to bring in newcomers, that is, my partner. Now our cross talk industry is full of talents, and the competition is too fierce .”

Immediately, the audience once again burst into warm applause.

Because these two are indeed famous artists, the audience has deep memories and feelings for them.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood out among the crowd because they were tall.

Now...they are excluded, nakedly excluded.

Although the other contestants are in a competitive relationship with each other, they are still affectionate on the surface. They shouted as brothers and sisters, and stood very close when they came on stage.

Only Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao were far away from everyone around them.

Avoid them like snakes and scorpions.

It was as if these two people were plague gods, and there was no communication from the beginning to the end, and the eyes completely regarded them as air.

This is still in front of the camera, on the stage.

Backstage before the start of the show, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao looked at each other with naked contempt, hostility, and provocation.

Because the weather was a little hot, Wang Huan took a fan and fanned it a few times.

After a while, the fan was directly thrown to the ground by a cross talk actor, crushed, and then thrown into the trash can.

The chairs Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao sat on were also kicked over.

It's so arrogant, don't say it's a TV station, but in the hearts of these so-called famous comedians, this show is their territory.

The few people on the judging panel are either uncles or uncles. They feel that this sub-program is supported by their cross talk circle.

The host also saw Wang Huan and Wang Huan who were excluded and hostile. According to the procedure, he would introduce these two people.

But he didn't have the courage to say it all of a sudden, he paused for a moment, and then said: "Of course, there are also a pair of special contestants participating in our cross talk competition this time. They are Wang Huan, a former athlete of the national track and field team, and His coach Lu Zhengtao."

time...

"Woo... woo..."

All the audience booed and booed Wang Huan.

Not only the audience in the studio, but also the audience in front of the TV.

It wasn't the audience, but the five judges also looked indifferent, as if they hadn't heard the host mention Wang Huan's name.

The host quickly passed this paragraph.

"Then introduce our competition system, a total of 32 groups of players, half of which will be eliminated in the preliminaries, and then another group will be eliminated in the next competition, then the semi-finals, and finally the finals."

"It sounds a bit like the World Cup football match, but it is slightly different, because in the finals, we also have an online voting session. The group of players with the highest number of votes can participate in the finals, that is, the three groups of players enter the finals. Fight for the championship."

"Let's gossip less, we're officially starting. We invite the first group of contestants. They are the disciples of cross talk master Li Wenbing, Li Chang'an and Zhang Changhui."

Next, the host exited the stage, and the first group of players officially entered the stage.

These two are also well-known cross talk actors, and they are also very popular in the theater, and they have to appear on TV seven or eight times a year.

And their master, Li Wenbing, is one of the masters in the cross talk world, and his status is not low.

"Hello, audience friends, judges and teachers, we will perform "Telegram" for you next."

Next, the two began to perform.

Wang Huan was also listening below. The basic skills of these two people are very solid, even excellent.

And this joke is really good, because telegrams are expensive and the number of words must be small, so many jokes were made.

Moreover, this paragraph also ridicules the warlords of the old society, electrifying the world at every turn.

It's really funny.

To be honest, this show is in another world, and it is more than enough to be on the Spring Festival Gala of every satellite TV.

but……

The two performed for less than three minutes before one bell rang, then the second, and then the third bell rang.

Of the five, three rang the bell.

The performance of the two was directly suspended and eliminated directly.

Many viewers expressed their regrets. These two people spoke very well. This passage is so funny. They were eliminated like this?

so intense?

Is it so demanding?

Next, judge Zhang Wenyao made comments.

"The jokes are good, and the basic skills are also good, but the performance on the spot is a little lacking. Of course, in the final analysis, the jokes are not amazing enough to create a suppressive effect. I hope to make persistent efforts."

The first group of contestants, with frustrated faces and red eyes, bowed to thank the judges and the audience.

Then just stepped down.

Time is running out, there is no time for sensationalism, and there is no time for you to give failure speeches.

The rhythm is so fast, it is so intense.

Then the second group of players will play.

This time it was even worse. In less than three minutes, four bells rang and they were eliminated.

Then, without even a comment, the contestant just bowed and stepped off the stage.

The third group of contestants came on stage and also only spoke for five minutes. Three bells rang and they were eliminated.

The audience could tell that the judges were full of murderous looks.

The program group was also a little scared, and they also saw the tacit understanding and murderous intent of the judges.

They were expressing their dissatisfaction. They felt that the show crew shouldn't allow hype clowns like Wang Huan to participate in the show.

Therefore, their brewing murderous intent was completely foreshadowing the elimination of Wang Huan.

Just to make people feel their murderous intent.

Just to let Wang Huan see clearly that those players in front performed so well, we still eliminated them.

Now that we have the butcher's knife in our hands, we are seeing blood, so we will kill you immediately, and we will be absolutely ruthless and decisive.

Next, all the audience were actually waiting, waiting for Wang Huan to play.

Because this person has been scolded too hard recently, scolded too hotly.

Everyone wants to see, why do you, a hype maniac, take part in the cross talk contest?

You haven't even learned cross talk for a day, so why are you making fun of it?

What the hell are we going to see, how ugly, how crappy is your performance?

After the third group of players went down, the host read: "Now we invite the fourth group of players, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao to play."

Look at this sorting, the fourth group, it shows that they are sure to die.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao came to the stage.

Immediately, there were boos and boos again from the auditorium.

"Woo... let's go down..."

At first only a few people shouted again, but then more and more people booed.

The host couldn't help but came forward to control the scene and said: "Friends in the audience, restrain yourself, this is a live broadcast, restrain yourself."

And the five judges were not polite at all, they directly picked up the small hammer and hung it on the clock, ready to knock out Wang Huan at any time.

This posture is more than murderous, it is murderous.

Wang Huan officially came to the center of the stage, ready to start his performance.

Suddenly, Wang Huan said to Lu Zhengtao who was next to him: "Master, have we come to Caishikou? Are we going to kill our heads? Which of the spectators below came with steamed buns, and when they kill us later, dip some Go back, Human Blood Mantou!"

Good guy, the judges and the audience were satirized as soon as he opened his mouth.

Wang Huan said again: "Five judges, I know you all don't like me, so as soon as I open my mouth to tell a joke, you will ring the bell and eliminate me in less than half a minute."

The five judges didn't speak, but they said in their hearts: How do you know?

That's what they planned to do, so even if Wang Huan had great abilities, he would definitely be eliminated, and he would be eliminated within half a minute.

Wang Huan said: "Why? I just want a fair and just chance to compete."

One of the judges, cross talk master Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, cross talk is a pure art that cannot tolerate hype and taint. Have you practiced cross talk for a day? As for the other contestants who came to participate in the competition, which one has been practicing for ten years?" Gong? Letting you compete with them on the same stage is the biggest unfairness in itself."

Wang Huan said: "Do you think I haven't practiced cross talk professionally, so I don't deserve to participate in the competition?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Of course, you don't even have basic cross talk skills. How many passages can you speak, how many tunes can you sing? How many can you remember the names of the dishes? Of course you are not qualified to be on stage."

Wang Huan said: "Could it be that there can't be a genius in this world? He doesn't need to practice much, but he has a deep foundation in cross talk? Why am I not such a genius?!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was completely excited.

This Wang Huan really knows how to hype, and he got angry with the judges from the very beginning.

Zhang Wenyao's face turned red with anger, and he said loudly, "Genius? By saying something like this, you not only tarnish cross talk, but also tarnish the word genius."

In his opinion, eliminating you, Wang Huan, is to purify the social atmosphere and almost eliminate harm for the people.

Wang Huan said: "Then what if I'm really this kind of genius? Can you give me a fair and just chance to compete?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Prove it to us."

Wang Huan said: "One of the basic skills of cross talk is to report the name of the dish. This is the easiest, but also the hardest. Each of you has practiced the name of the dish at least tens of thousands of times. You have practiced for more than ten years. basic skills?"

Of course, this is the most basic skill, and each person can do it thousands of times.

It needs to be fast, accurate, clear, cadenced, and full of rhythm and emotion.

When there are no mistakes and clear enunciation, the sooner the better, the sooner the better.

There are more than 300 dishes in total, nearly 1,000 words.

So although it is a basic skill, the difficulty is really high.

Every professional cross talk actor here has practiced for several years, countless times.

Wang Huan said: "You have practiced for several years, more than ten years, but I... only practiced for one day!

Then, Wang Huan suddenly pointed at the thirty-one contestants sitting under the stage, pushing out his most ruthless group of people.

"You guys, pick the one with the strongest basic skills and the best name of the dish." Wang Huan said coldly, "If I can't kill him in seconds, I don't need you to bombard me, and I will get off the stage myself."

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Note: Grace, I’m here to ask for recommendation tickets again! Thank you for your generosity, the pastry is grateful, bow to you!