My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

As soon as Wang Huan said this, the whole audience was about to explode.

The audience found it exciting, and felt that Wang Huan was really slanderous.

And the 30 groups of actors who participated in the competition almost exploded with anger, Wang Huan was tantamount to directly provoking all of them.

Wang Huan, you are truly ignorant without fear.

You really don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

You clown don't really know anything about cross talk.

Do you know how difficult it is to report the name of the dish to the back?

There are a total of 300 dishes and more than 900 characters in the big newspaper.

It must be reported in the shortest possible time, with no typos or stuttering, and the speed must be fast, the voice must be clear, and the rhythm must be set.

This is equivalent to an exam. It is not difficult for a professional cross talk actor to score 60 points on the name of the dish.

70 points is difficult.

80 points is very difficult.

More than 90 points, it is no less difficult than hell level.

Even many famous cross talkers will fall into this basic homework.

Because the probability of error is too high.

Wang Huan said again: "Which one of you will come out? Challenge "Reporting the Name of Vegetables"?"

The contestants and actors participating in the competition couldn't bear it anymore, and finally looked at one of them.

Wang Yutian.

This man is thirty-nine years old and has practiced cross talk for twenty-five years.

He doesn't have a strong sense of joy, and his contagion is not very strong. But in terms of basic skills, no one present could compare to him.

He also knows his own shortcomings, so he puts almost all his energy on the basic skills.

So every time he performs, he is almost all Guankou, and it is a very, very difficult kind.

No matter the new tongue twister or the old one, it doesn't matter at all.

Although this kind of performance is simple, it can still win the applause of the house, which has become his unique skill.

As for "Reporting the Name of Vegetables", it is his unique skill among his unique skills. Let alone the contestants present, even if they are famous, they cannot compare to him in "Reporting the Name of Vegetables".

Therefore, this is definitely the super boss of "Reporting the Name of Vegetables".

Because people put almost all their focus on this skill.

"I'm coming!" Wang Yutian came directly to the stage.

The audience suddenly became excited and applauded desperately.

The host also looked at the director, is this considered a performance accident? Should it be stopped?

But the director looked excited.

The "National Crosstalk Contest" is broadcast live.

Of course, it is not a real pure live broadcast, and it will be delayed for a few minutes. In case of any problems, it can be subtracted.

Moreover, there are advertising methods, and some pre-recorded scenes, even if there are some accidents in the live broadcast, they can be made up for immediately.

But the gimmick of live broadcasting has brought huge benefits to the entire ratings.

And now...

Completely living up to the director's expectations, the ratings soared immediately after Wang Huan came on stage to confront the judges.

And it's getting higher, without any downward trend.

The director signaled, everything continues!

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Wang Yutian, the super boss of Guankou in "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable", came to the stage and looked at Wang Huandao.

"Wang Huan, I didn't want to come up, we said cross talk is down-to-earth, and I hate hype the most."

"But I can't do it if I don't come up, because you have offended our patriarch, you have offended our beloved cross talk."

"Wang Huan, you feel that you have memorized more than 900 words so hard, so you can call it the name of the dish? It's a big joke. Do you know how difficult it is to report the name of the dish?"

"More than 900 words must be fast, accurate, and emotional. Every word must penetrate into the ears of the audience."

"Wang Huan, you don't know anything about cross talk."

"Wang Huan, next I will teach you how to be a human being with "Reporting the Name of Vegetables."

Wang Yutian took a deep breath and raised his hand as a signal.

Immediately, the host started to pinch the stopwatch, which is an old routine of their performances.

Moreover, electronic timing will also appear on the TV screen.

He took this breath for fifteen seconds, as if brewing a cannonball, and then Wang Yutian burst out suddenly.

Report the name of the dish and start officially.

"I'm going to treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage..."

He spoke faster and faster, faster and faster.

In the end it was really like a machine gun bullet.

This is his unique skill. He has performed it more than once on TV, and at least a hundred times in the theater.

But every time, it still surprises people.

Everyone held their breath and watched his performance quietly.

Faster and faster, but every word is clear.

And also cadenced.

Quick, quick, quick, quick...

The whole time, he didn't even breathe at all.

"Stir-fried shredded pork, fried pork slices, stewed sauerkraut, stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, boiled edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi..."

Completely over!

The acting is perfect!

The stopwatch stops and the timing on the stage stops.

2 minutes 15 seconds 55.

This result is amazing!

Immediately there was thunderous applause from the audience.

So wonderful, so outstanding.

Not only the audience, but also the judges applauded.

The other contestants even stood up and applauded, because at this time Wang Yutian was playing on behalf of the cross talk world, teaching the clown Wang Huan a lesson.

After reading, Wang Yutian looked at Wang Huan, full of contempt, and said lightly: "Wang Huan, don't use your hobbies to challenge my major, put away your ignorance, thank you."

At this time, the judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, did the scene just now shocked you? Did it teach you to be in awe? It is said that one minute on stage is worth ten years off stage. Yutian's unique skill has been well practiced." Twenty years. So stop saying you're a genius or something."

Then, Zhang Wenyao said again: "We don't expect you to defeat Wang Yutian, because it is impossible. As long as you have half of his score and complete the name of the dish within 4 minutes and 30 seconds, even if you pass the test, you will prove that You deserve to be on stage."

"In addition, don't make more than ten typos. As for feelings, you don't need any cadences." Zhang Wenyao said: "You start quickly, and then end quickly. This turmoil is over quickly. We have wasted too much time."

Wang Huan came to the microphone.

Is it the name of the dish?

Are you 2 minutes and 15 seconds?

Wang Huan took a deep breath.

Then raised his hand, the host was ready to pinch the stopwatch again.

Electronic timing also appeared on the big screen on the stage.

Wang Huan said: "I...please...you...eat..."

These four words, as if in slow motion, he said very slowly on purpose.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck..."

For the above dish names, he is also relatively slow, relatively normal speed.

but……

Then he went faster and faster, faster and faster.

Like a Maxim machine gun.

Like a storm.

In the end, everyone really felt that what came out of his mouth was not the name of the dish, but extremely dense bullets.

His performance was completely different from that of Wang Yutian just now.

The other party was fast at first, but after that, he was already a little bit out of strength, so he got slower and slower as he got to the back, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

But what about Wang Huan?

It's really getting faster and faster. When it comes to general, his speed is already unbelievably fast.

It can't be any faster.

Absolutely impossible.

But... he was still getting faster and faster.

It's getting to a point where it's completely unbelievable.

It's really like the light rain turned into heavy rain, then turned into heavy rain, and finally it was like the sky poured directly, and the water was splashed down.

"Braised cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, boiled edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi!"

Wang Huan's list of dishes is over.

1 minute and 45 seconds total.

It was 30 seconds faster than Wang Yutian.

Moreover, this was the case when Wang Huan deliberately slowed down at the beginning.

This... This is more than one level worse.

It can be said that in terms of pure speed, that Wang Yutian couldn't even see Wang Huan's taillights.

Everyone was completely stunned, looking at this scene in disbelief.

Suddenly... Wang Yutian said: "What's the point of speaking quickly? Did he speak clearly? The words at the end are completely connected together and blurred. What kind of skill is this?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." The other contestants also said: "He is cheating and playing tricks, he can't even pronounce the words clearly, what kind of name is he?"

The judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, you really spoke very quickly. But I'm very sorry, you still haven't passed the test, because you can't enunciate clearly, you can't even speak clearly, what are you talking about the basic skills of cross talk? So fulfill your promise, from this Get off the stage!"

Then, judge Zhang Wenyao raised his hand and asked Wang Huan to leave.

Before the official performance, ask him to leave.

Wang Huan said to Wang Yutian indifferently: "Who said that I can't speak clearly? Who said that the name of my newspaper is not clear, every word is very clear, it's because you have a problem with your ears, you can't hear clearly."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked again.

Originally, the audience still had some sympathy for Wang Huan, thinking that he seemed to be suppressed.

But now seeing Wang Huan's arrogant attitude, he once again booed him and wanted to drive him off the stage.

Wang Yutian said: "Wang Huan, it's really ugly for you to make such unreasonable and irreverent words."

Wang Huan said lightly: "Host, can you replay the last quarter of the dish name I just reported? But slow down by five times."

The host was stunned, and... still this trick?

So, he looked at the host again.

The host immediately raised an OK gesture, because the ratings are already amazing.

Next, the studio began to play the last quarter of Wang Huan's dish name, with a total of more than 200 characters.

Play the recording at normal speed first, only about 15 seconds.

At this speed, I really can't hear what Wang Huan is reading.

Next, slow down the playback speed by 5 to five times.

A horrific scene appeared.

A tingling scene appeared.

After slowing down to five times the speed, every word of Wang Huan's reported dish name was extremely clear.

The cadence is full of emotion, and every word is so full and full of penetrating power.

It is a textbook-level existence.

Fuck...fuck...fuck.

This... This trick is too coquettish.

It's amazing.

horrible.

But Wang Huan's performance was not over yet, and Wang Huan started to recite again.

It is still from slow to fast, and then to fast, as fast as a storm.

At the beginning, everyone couldn't hear what he was reciting.

Later, everyone found out that he was reciting backwards.

Depend on!

Even backwards? !

Instead of putting the last name of the dish at the beginning, I recite every word backwards, starting from the last word forward.

This... is this too difficult?

Still less than two minutes.

The more than 900 characters of the name of the dish were memorized backwards.

There is no lag, no typos, and it is still extremely smooth.

Everyone was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

too exaggerated!

Wang Huan said lightly: "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, do you think my basic skills are okay?"

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