My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Lu Xiao's little note finally failed to reach Ye Cheng's hand, so Xu Chao came down to inspect it soon.

After the self-study get out of class, Jiang Jin was severely beaten for this behavior.

The grading of the mock exam is not as strict as the formal exam, and the teachers will mark it quickly.

Lu Xiao was full of expectations and thought he got an A in the exam. However, when the results of the mock exam came out, the results were beyond his expectation.

——There are actually two a’s!

With excitement in his heart, he pulled out a piece of paper folded in half from the dictionary with trembling hands, and opened it carefully.

After seeing Ye Cheng reading an English dictionary every day, everyone in the class followed suit and bought one.

Although his book is still brand new, reading it occasionally will really help you accumulate vocabulary.

Lu Xiao unfolded the piece of paper and placed it on the table. The three words "Contract" were printed on the ‌‌ side of the page.

Party A: Eat oranges

Party B: Lu‌Shuai Bi

Party A and Party B sign this contract voluntarily based on the principle of mutual benefit and in compliance with school rules and disciplines.

It shall be effective from the date of signing and shall not be terminated or renewed until both parties have completed their studies.

‌Party B’s current requirements are: (1) Two mock tests to ‌ to obtain two A's; (2) General examination to ‌ to obtain three A's; (3) The total score of ‌three is ranked ‌ in the top 200 of the stable grade.

; (4) Smoking and drinking are prohibited (‌ allowed); (5) Fighting and fighting are prohibited; (6) Unless accompanied by Party A, it is prohibited to enter or leave bars and other entertainment venues without permission‌.

Part A’s current requirements: (1) Be responsible for teaching and answering Party B’s questions while studying, and not be impatient or perfunctory; (2) Not insult or personally attack Party B, such as:

‌"Your English is as good as my preschool level"; (3) Every time Party B makes progress, Party B should be appropriately rewarded (negotiable); (4) Unless accompanied by Party B, otherwise

It is prohibited to enter or leave bars and other entertainment venues without permission.

Below ‌, there are the signatures ‌ of "Eat Orange" and "Lu‌Shuaibi" as well as red fingerprints.

Obviously, Party A’s unreasonable request was forcibly added by Lu Xiao after the comparison.

He put a strong check mark on the first item.

Successfully accomplished!

So, what kind of reward should Ye Cheng give?

Buy him free breakfast for a week? Hehehe, in that case, he will be like a little girl who brings him breakfast and chases after him every day.

Not bad, not bad, it won't annoy him, and it's more respectable.

When it comes to chasing people, Lu Xiao has a serious blind spot in knowledge.

He only knew that ever since he was young, the girls who chased him always brought breakfast, lunch, dinner, and various gadgets.

In addition to the performance requirements, the contract also has other bonus points that can be exchanged for rewards.

‌ Therefore, in order to achieve the effect of quitting smoking faster, Lu Xiao specially bought e-cigarettes and quit smoking candies.

Jiang Jin asked him to go to the settlement to smoke together, and he brought an electronic cigarette with him.

After the two of them walked to the corridor, they found that the door was locked.

They haven't been here for a while, and I don't know when they locked it.

However, Building 2 is locked, and there is also Building 1.

They walked through the corridor while talking and went straight to the settlement in Building 1.

As soon as I reached the corner of the stairs, I heard voices coming from inside.

"Damn it, just those little losers from Class 20, evenly divided, can they make it into the top ten?"

"No, Lao Guo was still angry in class this morning, saying that our class was overachieving, and scolding everyone at home."

"Humph, of course, it's not because of that Ye Cheng."

‌The last voice belongs to Zhou Kai.

Lu Xiao and Jiang Jin stopped at the same time and stood at the corner without moving.

Zhou Kai spat and cursed: "That pretentious guy will die if he doesn't show off. I heard that he was the one who gave the mock test this time. Do you think Class 20 can do well in the exam?"

"Holy shit, is it true or not? He published a simulation paper, who did you listen to?"

"It's impossible, he's not a teacher."

Zhou Kai said angrily: "I heard it with my own ears at Lao Guo's door. He said it was said by an associate subject teacher. This bastard must have given his class a thorough examination. A class at the bottom can do so well in the exam.

Who wouldn’t laugh their teeth off when they go out? There’s another one. In order to help his class cheat, he didn’t even take the exam this time.”

Lu Xiao's fists slowly clenched, the joints creaked, and veins popped out on his forehead.

Zhou Kai continued: "What's even more funny is that the person named Lu actually got two A's in the exam. It has long been rumored that they are having an affair..."

Halfway through his words, suddenly, a man rushed out from the corner.

Before he could react, he caught his neck with one hand and pressed it against the wall.

Lu Xiao lifted him up completely and lifted his feet off the ground.

All the weight he had was concentrated on that powerful hand, which almost made him roll his eyes and make a buzzing sound in the back of his head.

The other two people were all dumbfounded and stood there blankly.

One of them stammered and shouted: "One, one brother..."

Lu Xiao grabbed Zhou Kai's neck with one hand, stared at his flushed face, and mocked: "Say, why don't you continue talking?"

His expression was frighteningly cold, and the other two were trembling.

Zhou Kai pinched his face until his face turned red and he couldn't breathe. He struggled to grab his hand: "Brother 1...I, I was wrong...cough cough, I can't afford it..."

He spoke in fits and starts and was out of breath.

Jiang Jin sneered: "Zhou Kai, Zhou Kai, you really can't shed tears until you see the coffin. Do you think Lao Qi can protect you?"

Zhou Kai inhaled desperately, feeling like he was about to suffocate.

Just when he was about to fall into misfortune, Lu Xiao suddenly let go and he fell to the ground with a thud.

Lu Xiao turned his head and looked at the other two people with a gloomy face: "If you don't want to die, get out of here."

The two of them glanced at each other and ran away quickly.

Lu Xiao and Jiang Jin raised their chin and signaled with their eyes.

Jiang Jin understood, turned and left.

"Cough cough cough... cough cough..." Zhou Kai fell to the ground and kept coughing, his face covered with tears and snot, and he begged in fear, "Brother 1, please let me go. I deserve to die, I

You shouldn’t be talking about you behind your back.”

Lu Xiaoju glanced at him condescendingly: "If you say the word 'Ye Cheng' one more time, pack it up and get out of Thirteen."

"I don't dare anymore! I absolutely don't dare anymore!" Zhou Kai couldn't help but tremble, stretched out his hand to grab his trousers and cried, "Can I leave? Brother Yi, you got around me..."

"No." Lu Xiao's lips moved, and his eyes were full of coldness, "Wait."

He wouldn't let Zhou Kai leave, and he wouldn't say what he was going to do.

Zhou Kai's heart was tormenting like an ant in a hot pot. He wished he could go back five minutes in time and slap himself twice in the mouth to shut up.

Lu Xiao didn't allow him to leave, so he didn't dare to leave and could only huddle on the ground dejectedly.

Time passed by, the class bell rang, and Lu Xiao still had no intention of letting him leave.

Zhou Kai was about to cry. The long-term psychological torture was more uncomfortable than beating him.

Just when he couldn't stand it anymore, Jiang Jin ran over huffing and puffing, carrying two plastic bags in his hands.

When Lu Xiao saw him coming, he nodded.

When Jiang Jin took out the contents of the bag, Zhou Kai was dumbfounded.

Inside are four boxes of durian and four boxes of stinky tofu.

Are they... planning to have a picnic here?

Lu Xiao crossed her arms and looked at him and said, "Since your mouth stinks so bad, let me make you stink even more."

He pointed at the pile of things and said in an unreasonable tone: "Eat them all for me, not even a drop is allowed to be left."

Zhou Kai was struck by lightning and his mouth was open, unable to speak.

"I told you to eat it. I don't understand. Why don't you want me to feed you myself?" Jiang Jin slapped him on the forehead.

Zhou Kai endured nausea and opened the lid. Just smelling the durian smell made him want to vomit, let alone eat four boxes.

Jiang Jin said with a smile: "Eat quickly, don't waste food, it cost your dad and me hundreds of damn things."

With tears in his eyes, Zhou Kai sobbed while stuffing durian into his mouth and vomiting.

Lu Xiao looked at him with an unkind expression. If it had been before, he might have just beaten him up and it would be over, but he would not actually use this method.

But the moment he heard Ye Cheng's words, he almost went crazy.

No one, not even the King of Heaven, can say anything bad about this person in front of him.

Otherwise, he would not be able to control himself and go crazy.

This was something he had not expected before, and he did it without even thinking about it.

——It turns out that he already cares about him so much.

When Zhou Kai ate the third box, he was retching to the point of tears, and his whole head was dizzy, as if there were a hundred flies surrounding him.

Lu Xiao calmed down a little while holding the mint-flavored quit smoking candy.

"It really stinks." Jiang Jin pinched his nose and asked for a quit smoking candy.

When Zhou Kai took the last bite, he couldn't stop leaning against the wall and wanted to vomit. He held his stomach and burst into tears, as if he had collapsed.

Lu Xiao put the box of smoking cessation candies into his pocket and said, "About this mock exam, if word gets out, I will kill you."

It didn't look like he was joking at all.

Zhou Kai hurriedly said: "I won't say anything anymore! Hiccup...those two people, I will tell them. Brother Yi, you believe me! I swear!"

He couldn't stand firmly, and his legs and calves were shaking desperately.

Lu Xiao gave him a cold look before telling him to go back to class.

After Zhou Kai left, Jiang Jin scratched his head and asked curiously: "Brother Xiao, is the test paper this time really written by Brother Cheng? He is really calm and has never passed any question bank in the class.

"

Only the people in Class 20 knew that Ye Cheng had never had any "explicit questions".

Every bit of progress they make is a change in the overall atmosphere.

Lu Xiao was silent for a while, did not answer him, and left chewing the smoking cessation candy.

Jiang Jin followed ‌ in confusion, intuitively feeling that he didn't seem to be interested.

After returning to class, Jiang Jin received a WeChat message from Tan Xiaoqi.

What ‌ was sent was a link: Winter Singles Party‌, jointly organized by Shanhai Road Five‌‌‌, specially prepared for you who are single.

Tagline: Do you want to show your affection in front of your friends and make them jealous? Do you want to enjoy your unbridled youth without leaving any regrets? See you at the party hall No. 3, Shanhai Road at 8pm on November 30th.

Jiang Jin:【……?Little sister, what do you mean?】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Aren’t you heartbroken? Why don’t you try your luck? If you don’t want to make friends, you can have a drink together.]

Jiang Jin: [Are you going? You have a boyfriend and you still go?]

Tan Xiaoqi: [My boyfriend is here. Do you have any questions? I sent it to everyone in our class.]

He typed the words "You are awesome", but before he sent it, he saw a message indicating that he had received news from Ye Cheng.

Restrain yourself: [What’s wrong with Lu Xiao? She feels listless.]

Jiang Jin looked back and saw that Lu Xiao was lying on the table. It didn't look like he was sleeping.

He briefly explained what had just happened, omitting what Zhou Kai said about the mock exam and how Lu Xiao forced him to eat stinky tofu and durian.

Sometimes, although he doesn't understand the relationship between Lu Xiao and Ye Cheng, he still knows what can and cannot be said.

This kind of innate desire is like treating one's own brother and his brother's wife.

Jiang Jian: This idea is so ridiculous. God damn brother and wife, if Ye Cheng knew about it, he could wipe his neck on the spot.

The phone vibrated, drawing his attention back.

Restrain yourself: [‌ So Zhou Kai scolded me, and then he became unhappy? He was so kind, but he didn’t fight Zhou Kai? 】

Jiang Jin typed with a slight guilty conscience: [Really not, he said he wouldn’t fight anymore.]

If Ye Cheng is thoughtful, he always feels that this doesn't look like Lu Xiao.

After class, he went to the back row and took a look. This time Lu Xiao was really asleep, with her face turned sideways towards the window.

He didn't wake anyone up first, but went directly to Class 18.

Ye Cheng walked to the back door of Class 18 and happened to meet a man wearing headphones and shaking his head.

The man sang as he walked: "Whose eyes are locked on me..."

"Classmate, can I trouble you and ask Zhou Kai to come out?" Ye Cheng stopped him and asked.

The man looked up and saw him, and his eyes suddenly became as bright as day.

He pulled off the earphones, raised his hands in a panic and made an oath: "I, I promise not to spread any nonsense! I have a strict mouth and will never say anything nonsense! Brother Cheng, spare your life!"

This person was smoking with Zhou Kai in the corridor.

Ye Cheng was confused, not knowing when he became a being similar to Lu Xiao.

The guy in his class was called "Brother Cheng", partly because he was joking in order to copy his homework. But this guy was obviously not joking, he was seriously regarded as his elder brother.

"What are you talking about?" As soon as he finished this sentence, the man ran away.

When I ran to the stairs, I tripped over my left foot and almost fell down.

"..."

Ye Cheng didn't know why, so he had to find another woman and asked her to call Zhou Kai out.

Three minutes later, Zhou Kai came out with a wilted and dejected look, and was greeted by a strange smell.

When he saw Ye Cheng standing in front of him, his eyes widened with fear, thinking that he was here to trouble him again.

"Cheng...Brother Cheng..." he shouted softly, his voice like a mosquito humming.

Ye Cheng was so angry that he took a step back, frowned and said, "What did you do?"

How can it stink like this.

When Zhou Kai saw his disgusted expression, he immediately collapsed.

He suddenly squatted down, hugged Ye Cheng's calf and sobbed: "I don't dare anymore, Brother Cheng! Just treat me as a mute, as if I don't exist! I will never say this again! Please!

You, don’t sue me like Brother Yi, woo woo woo woo.”

People were coming and going in the corridor, and they were all looking at them.

Ye Cheng tried to pull his legs out in embarrassment, but this guy used all his strength to hold him tightly, and he couldn't get away.

"You... let go! Are you sick?" Ye Cheng couldn't bear it anymore.

Zhou Kai burst into tears: "I'm sick! I'm sick! I'm an animal, I'm not a human being!!"

Ye Cheng: "..."

Women passing by walked around them one after another, pointing at the two of them.

"Holy shit, isn't this an old guy from Class 18? Why are you so cowardly?"

"The one he's hugging his legs seems to be the number one in our grade...the monitor of Class 20, Ye Cheng."

"What do you mean? So Ye Cheng is not only a top student, but also a school bully? Even Zhou Kai is so afraid of him."

"Oh my god, he's looking over here! His face is red with anger, go away, go away!"

Ye Cheng was so broken that it took a lot of effort for him to drag Zhou Kai to a corner where no one was around and force him to reveal the whole story.

Zhou Kai scolded himself, then choked and said, "Brother Cheng, I really won't spread this matter anymore. Can you tell Brother Xiao to stop looking for someone to keep an eye on me?"

"Did he find someone to keep an eye on you?" Ye Cheng said.

Zhou Kai wiped his tears and burped: "Didn't you come here in person? Just to check whether I have leaked the news."

Ye Cheng was speechless and felt that he could not communicate with him, so he had to tell him to go away.

When he came back from Class 18, all the classes next door avoided him, as if he was some kind of savage beast.

When he arrived in the classroom, he saw Lu Xiao awake and scribbling on a piece of paper with a pen.

Ye Cheng pushed his deskmate away and sat down next to him.

Lu Xiao immediately covered the paper with his backhand, turned to him and said, "Is something wrong?"

Ye Cheng said calmly: "Did you let Zhou Kai eat stinky tofu?"

Lu Xiao twisted his eyebrows and reflexively wanted to look in Jiang Jin's direction.

"I went to find him myself, he didn't tell anyone else," Ye Cheng added.

Lu Xiao stopped talking and stared at the table pretending to be deaf.

Ye Cheng saw the piece of paper he was holding under his hand and felt it looked familiar, so he reached out to take it.

Lu Xiao seemed to have broken the jar, but she didn't stop him and allowed him to turn over the piece of paper.

In the "Contract", Party B's fifth clause is half-checked but not fully checked.

Ye Cheng didn't expect him to be so serious.

He glanced at Lu Xiao and said, "Where's the pen?"

Lu Xiao thought he was going to cross that check off, but couldn't resist, so she handed him the pen in her hand glumly.

Just cross it out, it's because he didn't abide by the agreement.

Forcing classmates to eat stinky tofu and durian is simply more serious than fighting.

Ye Cheng picked up the pen and the tip of the pen landed on the paper.

Lu Xiao turned his head and didn't want to look at it.

Rustling, rustling, there was the sound of pen and paper rubbing against each other.

He couldn't help but turn around and take a sneak peek.

I saw that Ye Cheng had completed the check mark and highlighted a few strokes.

Lu Xiao stared at the hook blankly, unable to react.

Ye Cheng smiled and said: "You performed well. You even held back and didn't beat him up. It deserves praise."

Lu Xiao looked at him in surprise, feeling caught off guard.

"If he said that in front of me, I might push his head to the ground and rub it." Ye Cheng looked at him and said.

It took several seconds for Lu Xiao to realize what he meant - he was praising himself.

His face was slightly red, like a child in kindergarten who got the little red flower of the week for the first time.

His back straightened involuntarily, and the corners of his mouth pursed to avoid smiling too conspicuously.

"You don't need to do anything, I will take care of these people." He said in a low voice.

In his heart, Ye Cheng's hands were white, slender and spotless.

These hands are suitable for marking papers, practicing calligraphy, saving lives and healing the wounded, and doing anything related to art and dedication.

But it is not suitable for hitting people.

Just let him do this kind of thing.

Lu Xiao endured it for a while, but still couldn't hold it back. He said: "Can you please stop helping them write out papers next time? It's you who works hard and doesn't complain, it's you who talks behind the scenes, and those old losers are

Can’t it do without you?”

They are a bunch of idiots, and when they have a bad problem, they have to let others take the blame.

Hearing the displeasure in his tone, Ye Cheng thought to himself, I'm not helping them.

‌If it weren’t for you in this school, I wouldn’t come to this school at all.

However, he just cursed a few times, then nodded and said coaxingly: "I have made it clear to the teachers about the style of the questions. I will not participate in setting questions for the next mock test."

Lu Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Cheng thought for a while and said, "Since you are so worried about me, I'll treat you to a drink."

From the time the "Contract" took effect until now, Lu Xiao has been abstaining from alcohol for several weeks.

Including the day Jiang Yirong left, he did not take the initiative to take a sip when the game was not lost.

Compared to the past where I would go to the bar every three to five to arrest people, it was already so much better.

Ye Cheng pays attention to relaxation and relaxation when managing the company, and will not blindly let employees work overtime and squeeze them.

When managing my own men, I can relax and give a candy to a stick. This trick has always been very easy for me.

Sure enough, Lu Xiao's eyes immediately became bright.

"You want to buy me a drink? You're not fooling me, are you?"

"Without you, donkey, it will be better the day after tomorrow. I won't come back until I'm drunk."

Lu Xiao was excited: "You said it, don't break the appointment. Brother, I want you to see what a real mass is."

He was extremely excited when he thought that Ye Cheng would ask him to drink alone.

Drinking is normal between brothers, but if it is ambiguous...

Well, maybe Ye Cheng didn't think he was ambiguous, it was just his one-sided feeling, but that was exciting enough.

...Every man understands it, hehe.

That night, Lu Xiao fell asleep, and all she could think about was how Ye Cheng looked red all over after drinking too much.

Shit, what if he really drinks too much by then?

No, you can't take advantage of others' danger. He is a gentleman, a gentleman!

Lu Xiao kept taking deep breaths and doing mental construction like crazy.

Calm down, don't be like a young boy who has never seen the world.

He rolled on the bed for a while, still not sleepy, so he simply got up and looked for matching clothes.

A pink shirt...wouldn't it be too sexy?

White...forget it, he hates white.

The remaining options are black or blue. Should you choose black or blue?

At 3:30 in the morning, Jiang Jin was directing his team to clear up wasteland.

The phone vibrated several times, and he yawned and opened it to look at it.

Suspect x: [[Picture]]

Suspect x: [[Picture]]

Suspect x: [[Picture]]

Suspect x: [[Picture]]

Suspect x:【Which one looks good?】

Jiang Jin: [Are you planning to go to the disco now? Hey, hey, are you polite if you don’t call me? 】

Suspect x: [Not now, but the day after tomorrow.]

Jiang Jin:【???】

Jiang Jin: [I’ll go the day after tomorrow. Are you picking out clothes at three o’clock today? Is this a peerless beauty who asked you out? 】

Suspect x: [He is a peerless handsome guy, pick one quickly.]

Jiang Jin: [Cough cough, cough cough, the second one. Brother Xiao, are you in love? 】

Suspect x: [No, you are overthinking, I don’t want to fall in love.]

Jiang Jin: [Okay, which bar are you going to tomorrow? I have a date. How about you help me pick out some clothes? 】

Suspect x: [Send it over.]

The two of them each helped Fang choose a look and chatted all night long.

During class the next day, Wang Lili both clicked and threw them outside the corridor and stood there.

Lu Xiao looked up at the blue sky outside with a smile on her lips.

Although the viewing angle in the corridor was limited and he could only see the sky and the earth, he still felt it was beautiful.

Jiang Jin pondered: "I saw you in emo yesterday, why do you feel like you've been given chicken blood today?"

"I'm going to meet an important person tomorrow night, but you don't understand." Lu Xiao said proudly.

Jiang Jin said: "What a coincidence, I'm going to meet someone important. If possible, she might be my future wife-in-law."

Lu Xiao looked at him: "Come on."

Jiang Jin nodded vigorously: "Come on!"

At 7:30 pm the next day, Lu Xiao changed clothes and went to Shanhai Road half an hour early.

It was already cold in Nandu in November, so he just wore a black shirt. The loose shirt and trousers of the same color gave him an air of something between a man and a boy.

Her hair was specially styled, she wore a clavicle chain on her collar, a ring on her index finger, and the red devil was replaced by an Audemars Piguet.

There is caution everywhere.

As soon as he stood at the door of No. 3 Shanhai Road, he immediately attracted countless eyes.

The women coming and going, all dressed up beautifully, passed by him in groups. For every ten that passed by, five stopped to ask for WeChat.

Lu Xiao refused one by one, then turned around and looked behind her.

This is a bar, but there seem to be an unusually large number of customers today.

He waited for Ye Cheng at the door with doubts until he saw a group of people walking from a distance.

Jiang Jin waved his hand and shouted: "Brother Xiao, why are you here? I thought you were going on a date at a high bar."

There were several people standing next to him, Li Junxiao, Tan Xiaoqi, Zhou Minhao, and Huang Sheng'an.

and leaf orange.

Lu Xiao was stunned.