My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

No. 3 Shanhai Road is an atmospheric Qingqing bar, which should be very suitable for a date.

The official listing name is No. 3, Shanhai Road, but the real address is No. 117.

Usually, the booths here are half-parted by hanging curtains, which not only ensures a hazy sense of strangeness, but also protects the privacy of the guests.

But today is different. The first and second floors have been transformed into a party hall setting.

There is a buffet supply point in the middle of the lobby, and the curtains between each booth have been removed, giving the impression of a social party.

Every boy who enters the venue will be given a flower.

They choose the type themselves, including lilies, roses, and carnations, and they are used to give them to girls they like.

Everyone received bouquets at the door and walked in one after another.

Lu Xiao looked unhappy and took a sunflower that was given by the flower shop and hid it in the corner.

When he sat down holding a pole, everyone at the table looked at him in confusion.

Ye Cheng found it a bit funny: "I'm afraid I won't be able to give this flower away until the end."

"I don't want to give it away, why don't you keep it for eating melon seeds?" Lu Xiao looked up at him angrily, with a bit of dissatisfaction in his eyes.

The tables here are all long, and two people sit facing each other and eat peanuts.

Ye Cheng held his chin up, looked at him for a while, and commented: "He's quite handsome today."

It can be seen that it has been tidied up, and it is not only handsome, but also pleasing to the eye.

When they first came in, many girls' eyes were attracted by Lu Xiao.

Just the opposite to him, Ye Cheng was dressed in a very non-nightclub style today.

Wearing a simple white sweatshirt and a denim jacket, he looks like a junior high school student who has strayed into a bad place, tender and dripping.

It's okay that he didn't mention this matter, but when he mentioned Lu Xiao, he just wanted to settle old scores.

"Didn't you say you'd like to invite me to drink? Why are there so many people here?" He stared at the other person and asked.

The two people's voices were not loud and did not attract the attention of the people next to them.

Ye Cheng opened his eyes wide, as if he didn't understand why he was unhappy.

He lined up the cocktails he had just taken from the buffet table in rows. Two trays were filled to the brim, and there was champagne in the ice bucket next to them.

He pointed at such a large pile of wine with a natural expression: "Two hundred per person, a lot of drinking, doesn't this count as inviting you to drink?"

Ye Cheng thought that "please have a drink" was simply "please have a drink", which was totally different from what Lu Xiao thought.

Lu Xiao laughed angrily at him, but could not refute. He angrily picked up the cocktail in front of him and drank it all.

God damn, the average person is two hundred, and he can drink a lot. The author really thinks that he is an alcoholic.

Jiang Jin came back from his inspection tour. He sat down next to Lu Xiao dejectedly and said, "There are no beauties, not a single one."

Tan Xiaoqi, who was opposite him, looked over and said, "Are you blind? Aren't the rows full of beauties?"

"I can't see or see, I can only see Rongrong, wuwuwu." He became even more sad, picked up the wine in front of Lu Xiao and drank it.

Li Junxiao comforted him and said, "I don't care if she's beautiful or not, but today I'm just here to drink. Shall we play that card game?"

Blowing cards is a small game they often play. Mix various kinds of wine into a large cup, and put a few playing cards in it. Everyone takes turns blowing, and try to keep only two to two playing at a time.

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The person who blows the last card will drink the whole cup of "Grand Slam".

Lu Xiao also wanted to have a drink. He pushed the empty bottle and said, "Here."

As he said that, he poured half a bottle of xo into the empty beer glass.

Jiang Jin also went crazy and poured three cocktails and half a bottle of red wine.

Tan Xiaoqi quickly tried to dissuade her: "Enough is enough, you want to knock someone down on the first cup! What if it's you yourself?"

"Just two mouthfuls will make me bored." Jiang Jin said sarcastically.

Li Junxiao was aroused to win and lose: "My mouth will be choked."

Lu Xiao said coldly: "I feel bored after half a mouthful."

Not to be outdone, Zhou Minhao said: "I'm stuffing my nose."

Tan Xiaoqi and Ye Cheng looked at each other and whispered incredulously: "Are they sick?"

Ye Cheng couldn't help but smile. Young people's desire to compare is so inexplicable.

Tan Xiaoqi said disdainfully: "Straight men with cancer, let me see how many drinks you can endure."

They decided to start with Ye Cheng first, then blow to the other side, and then pass it to ‌‌.

Lu Xiao stacked the thin playing cards on top of the cup. Ye Cheng puffed up his cheeks and blew in his direction.

His mouth was slightly pouted, and his cold and beautiful face matched with this movement, as if he was asking for a kiss from someone, but his eyes were still calm.

Lu Xiao was stunned until Jiang Jin's violent roar rang in his ears.

"Brother Cheng! You are so inhumane. The first one actually blew off half of your body!"

Jiang Jin didn't expect that he was playing dirty tricks and killed several of them as soon as he came.

Zhou Minhao was the last one, and his expression was beginning to look desperate: "Brother Cheng, you are not so deceitful! You are the last one, so you are forcing me."

Ye Cheng's eyes flashed with a smile of success, and he pushed the half-empty card to Lu Xiao.

Lu Xiao and him looked at each other, understood, and blew hard.

Wow, three more cards fell out.

Jiang Jin quickly grabbed the cup. There were five or six pieces left in the cup. He blew it from ‌ to ‌ very skillfully.

"Ah!" Tan Xiaoqi covered her face, "You sprayed saliva on my face!"

Everyone laughed, and Jiang Jin hurriedly said: "Sorry, I'm too excited."

He pushed the wine glass to Tan Xiaoqi, and after a moment of cautious maneuvering, Zhou Minhao finally got the last card.

Seeing him drink, everyone knocked on their glasses and started making noises.

With a bitter look on his face, he had no choice but to blow off the last note, pick up the beer glass and drink it.

After a glass of mixed wine, I was already a little confused.

In the first cup, everyone failed to show their strength, and in the second cup, the wine pairing was hellish.

Jiang Jin said with a smile: "Whoever drinks this cup and doesn't pour it on the spot, I'll call him daddy."

Ye Cheng never expected that Zhou Minhao, who looked carefree on the surface, was actually a stingy person when playing games.

This round started with him, and he immediately retaliated, blowing away most of the first blow.

"Hey, did you do this on purpose?" Ye Cheng called out to him.

Zhou Minhao glanced at Lu Xiao with a guilty conscience.

Who knew that Lu Xiao had no intention of helping him this time.

He licked his canines and smiled mischievously: "Why don't you have a drinking contest with me? Let me see how good your drinking capacity is."

Ye Cheng narrowed his eyes and saw that he held a grudge: "You are really a little chicken."

Lu Xiao raised the corner of his mouth: "It's a reward, it's a reward."

This time, it's still about making trouble in the beginning and protecting yourself in the middle.

When we arrived at Ye Cheng, it was another game - there were only two cards left.

He held his breath and blew gently, and it lived up to expectations, blowing off two pieces.

Zhou Minhao grinned and shouted: "Drink! Give me a drink! Not even a drop is left!"

"I haven't seen Brother Cheng drinking together before. Why don't I catch you from behind?" Jiang Jin joked with a smile.

Lu Xiao looked at the glass of devil's mixed wine and said casually: "Are you ready to drink? Just call me brother and I will drink it for you."

"You're not allowed to drink on your behalf! Brother Xiao, you're here to break the rules." Zhou Minhao said quickly.

Ye Cheng squinted at him with disdain, and Lu Xiao felt hot all over from his glance.

"Dream on you." Without saying a word, he raised his neck and started drinking.

This beer glass is a large size, with a full capacity of 1000 ml. Although the wine inside is not full, the stamina of the mixing is quite amazing.

He swallowed the wine mouth after mouth without changing his expression, and Tan Xiaoqi next to him was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, Brother Cheng, how can you drink so well?"

Ye Cheng's Adam's apple moved, and a little drink flowed from the corner of his mouth.

When I put the cup down, my lips were slightly red from the alcohol.

There was a numbing feeling on his lips. He stuck out his tongue and licked it a few times before swallowing all the remaining wine.

Lu Xiao had been looking at him from the beginning, intently.

His eyes were dark and obscure, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Jiang Jin took the lead in applauding and said: "Bye Rui! Salute to you! My brother Cheng is so awesome. You really can't tell a person by his appearance."

"Are you not drunk?" Zhou Minhao raised his hand, shook it towards him, and asked, "What is this?"

Ye Cheng said calmly: "It's my hand that defeats the general."

"Fuck!" Zhou Minhao said.

‌Everyone else laughed.

In the next few rounds, the intensity was slightly lower, and the volume was about half less than the first two rounds.

Lu Xiao lost twice in a row, Li Junxiao lost three times, and Jiang Jin lost three times.

Ye Cheng remained silent throughout the whole process, watching them take revenge on each other with a smile.

The first person to notice something was wrong with him was Lu Xiao.

He got up and asked Ye Cheng to go to the toilet. Before today, the two of them had never gone to the toilet together.

When walking in the aisle, Lu Xiao felt a little uneasy, thinking that he must not glance around later, otherwise he would be embarrassed if he was caught.

He walked a few steps and found that there were no footsteps nearby, so he turned his head.

Two meters away from him, Ye Cheng was pressed against the wall like a noodle, his cheeks burning red from unknown moment.

Mixing wine doesn't make your face so fast. It usually takes more than ten or twenty minutes for your face to show up.

Lu Xiao reacted, quickly walked over to support him and asked, "Are you okay..."

Before he could finish saying "ba", two hands were wrapped around him, and his whole body became stiff instantly.

Ye Cheng seemed to have no bones, leaning against him softly and hanging his neck with both hands.

He put his head against the other party's shoulder, and his voice was more than a few degrees thicker than usual, with a faint hint of coquettishness.

"Lu Xiao, I'm dizzy." He complained with a groan.

‌ His whole body was extremely hot due to drinking, but only his fingertips were still a little cold, like a few small ice cubes poking at the back of Lu Xiao's neck, irritating his whole body.

‌Shivering.

"For you to show off your damn ability, you have to drink if you can't drink." Lu Xiao cursed in a low voice, but did not let go of his hand.

The person in his arms was full of the aroma of wine, like a sticky piece of maltose with an alluring aroma.

He unnaturally tried to help the person and distance him: "Stand still, I will take you out first."

But Ye Cheng couldn't stand well at all, and everything in his eyes had a shadow.

"No, I can't walk, you carry me." He ordered arrogantly.

Lu Xiao said a dirty word.

"Why are you swearing?" Ye Cheng frowned, his tone a little aggrieved.

Lu Xiao took a deep breath and said patiently: "It turns out that this is your behavior when you drink too much. From now on, you can drink freely outside."

Ye Cheng felt very uncomfortable and dizzy, so he agreed: "I won't drink it anymore. I don't want to drink it anymore. It's so uncomfortable."

Seeing that he really couldn't walk, Lu Xiao squatted down and held his legs to prevent him from falling.

"Can you come by yourself?" he asked.

Ye Cheng's movements were much slower than usual, and she climbed slowly onto his shoulders, like a sloth climbing a tree.

"Here we go, come on, let's go!" After successfully walking away, he suddenly kicked his legs and said.

Lu Xiao almost lost his support and let him slide away.

"I'm trying to make a fool of you, am I a horse?" he said, dumbfounded.

How could this guy be so cute when he was drunk?

That's right, he actually didn't find the drunkard annoying, but found him cute.

If it were Jiang Jin or Zhou Minhao, they would have kicked him to the toilet and washed his face with cold water.

In the aisle, the bartender carrying the tray watched for five minutes, completely stunned.

When Lu Xiao carried Ye Cheng on his back and walked out, he came to his senses and hurriedly followed him to open the door.

"Two gentlemen, have you found the right person? If so, can you give our store a good review through Dianping.com?" the bartender said vigorously while pushing the door open.

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Lu Xiao: "..."

When the bartender saw that he was silent, he continued to plead: "It would be better if you bring a picture! If there is no picture, I can take a picture for you right now. The picture of you carrying this gentleman on your back is very suitable."

Lu Xiao couldn't bear it anymore and said impatiently: "Let's go, let's go."

"Ah, then, well, I won't disturb you anymore."

The bartender was very sorry. These two handsome guys could have been a top advertisement. Oh, what a pity.

It's getting dark, and night is falling quietly.

Shanhai Road is lit up with lanterns, and vehicles are passing back and forth.

The night wind was bitingly cold, and the road was covered with thick layers of sycamore leaves, like a gorgeous dark golden carpet.

Lu Xiao originally wanted to take a taxi, but after going out, she changed her mind.

There was a small heater against his back, but he didn't even feel the chill from the night.

The dead leaves under my feet made a clicking sound, and a burst of musical notes flowed out with every step I took. It was quite fun to walk like this.

The only drawback is that the person carrying it is too light, which makes him feel a little distressed.

"How much do you have?" he asked.

Although Ye Cheng was drunk, his ears were still sensitive. He held the sunflower in one hand and made two numbers with the other hand: "Fifty-eight kilograms."

"You're only fifty-eight meters tall?" Lu Xiao was shocked.

"I don't have 1.8 meters. Let me tell you quietly. I measured 1.79.5 meters in 1 month." Ye Cheng whispered into his ear.

The hot breath he exhaled tickled Lu Xiao's earlobes, and she laughed at the same time.

"You are really drunk. Which boy with a height of 79 meters would admit that he does not have a height of 8 meters."

He let out a deep laugh, his chest shaking slightly.

Ye Chengcheng said: "So I tell you quietly, you can't tell Jiang Jin, you can't tell Zhou Minhao, and you can't tell Tan Xiaoqi."

Lu Xiao was driven crazy by him and couldn't stop laughing. He deliberately asked: "What else? Apart from these, who else can't be told?"

He wanted to see if Ye Cheng would tell everyone in the class.

As a result, this guy actually said it all over and over again, as fluently as the recipe, and he was worthy of being the leader of the class.

Lu Xiao laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes. She regretted not giving him that recording just now.

Mentioning those people, he then remembered that he and Ye Cheng left first without telling them.

Lu Xiao stopped for a moment and said, "Hold me tight and come back."

"Huh?" Ye Cheng stared in confusion, but still chose to obey his words and immediately closed his arms.

Lu Xiao let go of his hand and reached into his pants pocket to take out his cell phone.

He could obviously put the person away first and then take it back, but he just didn't want to do that.

It seemed that I didn't want to let him go for a moment, so it was best to carry him like this.

"Call Jiang Jin and tell him we are going back first." He handed the phone behind him without looking.

Ye Cheng took the phone and Lu Xiao took advantage of the situation and put him on his back and continued walking forward.

"password is……"

As soon as he said a few words, a cheerful "I'm done" came from behind him.

Lu Xiao was stunned: "Have you untied it?"

Ye Cheng said with a bit of showoff: "Isn't it 3.14.159?"

Lu Xiao was shocked and said: "How do you know that I like to use pi as a password?"

"Don't you always use pi?" Ye Cheng poked around with his cell phone unscrupulously.

Lu Xiaoxin was even more surprised, but even if she asked a drunkard, she couldn't find anything, so she had to stop.

Ye Cheng dialed the phone and said to the other end: "Hello, can you hear me?"

He looked serious and very funny.

I don't know what was said on the other end, but he replied: "I am not Xiaoxiao's little love, nor can I be a canary, I am his classmate."

The more Lu Xiao listened, the more something was wrong. He turned around and said, "Who did you call?"

Ye Cheng put the phone against his ear.

A mellow male voice with a bit of evil charm came from over there: "Tsk, tsk, Xiaoxiao, when did you find a little boyfriend?"

Lu Xiao looked at the screen and saw the three characters "Lu Zhanyang" written on it.

His head was as big as an ox's and he quickly explained: "Cousin, I made a mistake. I'm sorry."

Lu Zhanyang obviously didn't believe it: "Come on, you're so drunk, which nightclub are you in? Is your cousin going to wipe your butt?"

"It's over, it's over." Lu Xiaoteng could not make a move, so he continued to whisper to Ye Cheng.

Ye Cheng was a polite child. He took the phone and moved it to his ear and said to the other end: "Cousin, Xiaoxiao asked me to hang up."

Lu Zhanyang laughed wildly and almost choked himself.

"Quickly, hang up!" Lu Xiaozhen went crazy.

Ye Cheng clicked the red button and said obediently: "Hang up."

With that posture, it seemed that Lu Xiao should praise him for a job well done.

Lu Xiao said with a dark face: "Call Jiang Jin, Jiang Jin! Have you become blind after drinking alcohol? You are still in the fourth grade, and you can't tell the difference between three words and two words?"

Before he finished speaking, the phone screen hit his face, and two fingers almost poked into his nostrils.

"Jiang, Jin - is this it?" Ye Cheng was afraid that he couldn't see clearly, so he got under his nose and confirmed it for him.

Lu Xiao was really convinced by him: "Yes! That's it! Young Master Ye, can you put your hand so close to my nose, you know it's very dangerous."

Ye Cheng dialed the phone and touched his nose perfunctorily: "Sorry, I didn't mean it."

I don’t know why, although he is obviously the stupid one, Lu Xiao always has the illusion that he is trying to trick a dog.

There was finally no mistake this time. After he finished talking to Jiang Jin, he took his mobile phone and said in the same cheerful tone as before: "The fight is over."

Lu Xiao heard that he really wanted to praise him...

"You're awesome." He said with a speechless face.

Ye Cheng chuckled and tightened his arms a little more.

Lu Xiao's eyes darkened and she hugged him tighter.

The two of them passed by the plane trees along the street, and fallen leaves fell all over them.

Ye Cheng asked him: "Where are we going?"

He didn't know where Lu Xiao was taking him from the beginning, but he didn't feel anxious or uneasy at all. He even asked this question when the road between mountains and seas came to an end.

Lu Xiao curled his lips and said, "I'll sell you."

"Sell me?" Ye Cheng stared blankly with big eyes.

"Well, just follow me out, and you will help me count the money after selling it."

"Help you count the money? How much can I sell it for?"

Ye Cheng, whose mind was occupied by alcohol, could only understand his literal meaning, but after the words were connected into sentences, it was difficult to understand them.

"How much is it? Let me think about it." Lu Xiao looked up.

The cunning figure of the moon shines through the gaps between the dense sycamore leaves.

"I won't sell it for any money," his dark eyes reflected the bright moon, calm and gentle, "I can't bear to sell it."

Even though Ye Cheng didn't quite understand what he was saying, he still thought Lu Xiao was really nice.

Lu Xiao doesn’t sell him anymore.

He happily kicked his legs twice more and leaned on his broad back.

Lu Xiao's family lives not far from Shanhai Road, in a quiet villa area amidst the bustle.

From the moment he entered the carved iron door, Ye Cheng looked around curiously.

"If you drink like this, grandma will be worried when I send you back home. You should stay at my house for the night first."

Lu Xiao thought he was confused and explained to him.

Ye Cheng didn't say anything to him, so he lay down, pointed his back to the front, and said, "Lu Xiao, where's the fountain in the middle?"

"Ah? What fountain?" Lu Xiao looked at the swing he pointed at, wondering what he was talking about.

Ye Cheng added: "Where are the rockery stones that the old man brought from Hangzhou? Where are the two century-old bastards in the pond? Where are the pair of red lanterns at the door?"

Lu Xiao: "...what did you say?"

Ye Cheng was a little angry: "Who asked you to put those two ugly stone lions over there? I asked you to plant hydrangeas on a piece of land, now what are they? Have you planted an acre of leeks!"

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Lu Xiao's eyes gradually became very confused as she looked at the stone lions that Meng Li bought specially for his house and the leeks that he planted in his spare time.

"No, where is this?" Ye Cheng couldn't stand it any longer and slapped his back, "Let me go!"

Lu Xiao felt like he had eaten undercooked mushrooms rather than drinking alcohol, and he was beginning to hallucinate before his eyes.

How could he dare to let him in and coax him repeatedly: "Let's go in first. I'll make you a cup of honey water. You need to sober up."

Ye Cheng was furious: "I'm not drunk! Do you think I'm talking nonsense?"

Lu Xiao struggled to carry him from the iron gate to the entrance door.

After giving up all his strength, he held him down while opening the door.

When he walked in with Ye Cheng struggling desperately on his back, he suddenly realized something was wrong——

In the living room, a familiar female voice sounded: "Xiaoxiao, why did you come back just now? Hey, who is this?"

Ye Cheng stopped struggling.

Lu Xiao also slowly turned around and said with a pale face: "Mom, why are you back?"