My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Before Lu Xiaoxiang came out as gay at his home, Lu Jinnan did arrange several blind dates for him.

But later this incident became a topic of conversation after dinner, not because of anything else but because it made a fool of itself every time.

For the first time, Lu Jinnan arranged for his partner's daughter Tao Xue, an eldest lady who had both princess disease and hypocrisy. Unfortunately, she met the bitch appraiser Lu Xiao. She was crying after eating.

When she ran out, she was in tears. Subsequently, the decades-old friendship between her father and Lu Jinnan came to an end, and even the project they were discussing was discontinued.

The second time was from Xiaojiabiyu, who was an English teacher at Foreign Languages. After the girl went back, she suggested that Lu Xiao re-read high school to save his dying brain. The third time, Lu Jinnan became smarter and found a partner.

Lu Xiao likes to play with girls. A few days later, the woman's boyfriend took someone to smash the field. She was hit by 120 and was raised into the hospital.

In these three blind dates, Lu Jinnan lost a lot of money twice, and he lost face in front of his academic friends once. He was several years old at that time. So when he saw Ye Cheng, he only felt that he was lacking in character.

In the face of suitability, gender does not seem to be too stuck.

Ye Cheng looked at his half-bald hair and thought it was cruel to treat an old man like this.

So he cleared his throat and replied: "Lu Xiao likes someone who is a little more independent, not too clingy, and has his own career and hobbies. It's best if he can play games and basketball with him.

Friends must be together. They must also have white skin, big eyes, long legs, and short, straight black hair.”

He also likes to play with some skirts. There are two in my suitcase, he added silently in his heart.

Lu Jinnan followed his description, his eyes turned around on him, and as if he had come back to his senses, he said with a slight embarrassment: "Well, she also knows how to play basketball. It's hard to find a girl like this. He

What you like...is so specific?"

He originally thought Ye Cheng would give some general answers, such as kindness, filial piety, etc., but he didn't expect it to be so detailed.

And why do you think this girl is very "manly"?

Ye Cheng nodded cautiously, "It's really hard to find."

The implication is that you should just give up.

Lu Jinnan touched his chin thoughtfully and said, "Okay, then I'll think about it. Thank you, Xiaoye."

"Grandpa, you are too polite. It's just a little effort." Ye Cheng said humbly.

When Lu Xiao came back with tea, the two of them were discussing how to go fishing in the sea in a few days.

No one in the Lu family has the same preferences as Lu Jinnan. They have lived in fine clothes and fine food for this generation, and they can't understand some of what Lu Jinnan said at all.

For example, Lu Jinnan usually eats wontons on a whim. After the meal, he said that he remembers when he was a child, there would be a cart selling wontons at the entrance of the alley. The wontons with spicy oil were so fragrant.

At this time, his eldest son would continue eating dully, Lu Yaoshan would say a few perfunctory "Yes, I miss you so much", and his third son would pick his teeth and say that he would only eat wontons tonight? Only Ye Cheng would take it seriously.

After listening to what he said, he asked which alley it was and asked him to go another day to see if there was anyone selling wontons and bring them back for him.

No matter how high a person is, he still needs care and comfort.

Apart from his low status, Lu Jinnan is just an ordinary old man in his sixties.

After returning from his home, Lu Xiao was confused and muttered: "Strange, why didn't grandpa let me..."

"What do I want you to do?" Ye Cheng didn't hear clearly.

Lu Xiao glanced at him in panic and said, "It's nothing. You're not afraid of my grandpa. All my uncles are scared to death of him."

Ye Cheng said: "I didn't do anything wrong, why should I be afraid?"

Lu Xiao looked at him strangely: "Isn't it a shame that you are with me?"

The car stopped in front of my house? Come on.

Ye Cheng patted his cheek and said, "Of course I won't scream. Grandpa still has to thank me." Then he opened the door and got out of the car coolly.

Lu Xiao sat in the car blankly for a few seconds, then suddenly blushed and clenched the steering wheel.

Damn, I love how confident he looks, I love my wife so much, he howls in his heart.

That night, Lu Xiaoyi reluctantly persuaded Ye Cheng and Gao Qiulan to stay, but Gao Qiulan wanted to go back to feed the newly bought fry, so she declined his request.

At noon the next day, when Meng Li got up, he found that Lu Xiao was still at home.

She was sitting at the dining table with her facial mask on, and she saw him poking at the braised pork cooked by Mrs. Wang with dull eyes, without taking a bite of the rice in front of him.

Meng Li asked doubtfully: "Didn't you make an appointment with Xiao Cheng for lunch? Why didn't you pick him up?"

Lu Xiao slowly raised his head, stared at the bright yellow mask on her face, and said sadly: "Mom, I seem to have lost my love."

As he spoke, he covered his face in pain.

Meng Li was startled, and quickly took off the mask to comfort him: "No, why did you fall in love? Xiaocheng dumped you? Please tell me nicely, don't worry, mom will help you smooth it over."

Lu Xiao opened the screen of his mobile phone to show her. It was the chat interface between him and Lu Jinnan.

Lu Jinnan said: [I have arranged a girl for you, go and meet her when you have time.]

Then there are several information pictures and daily life photos.

Xia Ran, 20 years old, majored in fashion design at B University. She comes from a good family and has plans to start her own business. She likes basketball, games and drag racing. She has short straight black hair and sunglasses and looks very cool.

"Grandpa couldn't have found this style, it must have been suggested by Ye Cheng." Lu Xiao said angrily, "Eighty percent? It's what they talked about when they left me yesterday. It's too much!"

When he yelled, he touched the new blisters at the corner of his mouth, and he grimaced in pain.

Meng Li opened his eyes wide and felt that things seemed not simple.

She hesitated: "Is it really Xiaocheng who suggested it? How about I call and find out?"

Lu Xiao immediately pushed her cell phone over and said, "If you call me now, you are saying that I am very angry and asked him if he wants to sleep at our house tonight."

Meng Li: "..."

She resisted the urge to put the mask on Lu Xiao's face and dialed Ye Cheng's phone in a speechless voice.

Lu Xiao came closer and listened close to the side.

"Hey, Xiaocheng, it's me, godmother." Meng Li said to the phone.

"What's the matter, Mom?" Ye Cheng asked, "I'm getting ready to go out, and I have an appointment with Lu Xiao for lunch."

Lu Xiao covered the bubble at the corner of his mouth and whispered: "There is no food! Ask him about business!"

Meng Li could only say: "Well, did you say something to his grandfather yesterday? Lu Xiao received a message from his grandfather, saying that he wanted to introduce him to a blind date."

Lu Xiao said: "Tell him that I am very angry."

Meng Li: "He...he is very angry."

Ye Cheng remembered what happened yesterday and said in surprise: "Grandpa found it so quickly? I thought that according to that standard, it would be delayed for a while if we didn't say anything."

Lu Xiao jumped up from the chair and lowered his voice angrily: "Look, that's what he said! He must sleep with me tonight, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!"

Meng Li pushed him back unbearably, ignored his unreasonable request, and said to the other end: "Yes, I have been worrying about this for a long time. But since he asked you, you have to answer.

It’s not your fault. I’ll find a suitable opportunity later and hint to the old man about your affairs.”

"Thank you, mom." Ye Cheng said.

Meng Li sighed: "Old man, people's acceptance may not be that high. You have to be mentally prepared..."

Lu Xiao growled beside him with fire in his eyes: "Let him apologize to me! He betrayed me and I will not forgive him easily!"

Meng Li finally got impatient and slapped his cell phone on his cheek, loudly saying: "Lu Xiao said he had something to say to you, you can say it yourself."

The moment the phone was pressed against his face, Lu Xiao's mouth stopped for an instant.

Meng Li rolled his eyes and moved to the living room to apply a facial mask.

"Ah?" Ye Cheng asked over there.

Lu Xiao choked, was silent for a moment, and said dullly: "Have you gone out yet?"

"Not yet, are you almost there? I'm about to go out."

"Don't come out yet," Lu Xiao said angrily, "Wait at home. It's cold outside. Don't catch another cold. I'll be there in twenty minutes."

Half an hour later, Lu Xiao drove Ye Cheng to eat at a private restaurant.

This restaurant is far away from the city. Ye Cheng is sitting in the passenger seat holding a hand-warming pillow, eating nuts like a normal person?

Lu Xiao endured it for a long time, but still couldn't hold it back, and asked to find fault: "You don't feel anything? Are you uncomfortable? I'm going on a blind date, can you still eat? Go?"

Ye Cheng held the almond to his mouth and then realized that Lu Xiao had been very irritable since he got in the car.

It seems that he is right. He knew that this blind date would be pornographic, but Lu Xiao did not know.

He took a bite of the almond and comforted: "It's okay. Grandpa won't force you as long as you don't want to."

Lu Xiao banged the steering wheel, and his face was extremely stinky: "Is this the point? The point? You are not jealous?!"

Ye Cheng didn't expect his thinking to be so clear, and the almonds got stuck in his throat.

The car was quiet for a few minutes.

While waiting for the green light, Lu Xiao took a few deep breaths, suppressed her temper and said, "As compensation, you will sleep at my house tonight."

He specifically used a commanding tone, making the proposal irresistible. However, Ye Cheng looked embarrassed and said, "But Huang Sheng'an is going to my house for dinner tonight, and grandma asked me to go home before six o'clock?"

Lu Xiao looked at him aggrieved and disbelieving, "Can't you come to me after dinner? Do you know how long it has been since we slept together? The whole exam week! There are still two nights before we come back!"

Ye Cheng finally understood.

Damn, as expected, a man who abstains from sex for a few days simply cannot be considered a human being.

From the beginning, the reason why he got angry for no reason was not because of the blind date, but because this guy was holding it back...

Upon closer inspection, the dark circles under Lu Xiao's eyes appeared, and there was a string of blisters at the corners of her mouth.

Properly dissatisfied with desires.

Ye Cheng felt like laughing, but the next second, he couldn't hold it back and really laughed.

Lu Xiao immediately exploded, staring at him with red eyes and "I'm so angry" written all over his face.

Ye Cheng quickly stuffed the half-eaten almond into his mouth and coaxed: "Good boy, drive quickly, the light is green."

Lu Xiao chewed half of the almonds while driving. Her mood became a little calmer, but she was still angry.

Ye Cheng held back his laughter and said, "Well, I'll go to your house tomorrow and help you match your clothes for the blind date."

Seeing that Lu Xiao was about to explode again, he hurriedly added: "Try to persuade that woman to quit at once, so that you will become notorious in the dating circle. From now on, no one will dare to go on a blind date with you."

"That's pretty much it." Lu Xiao glanced at him sideways, "You must come tomorrow. If you dare to attack me..."

He said softly but firmly: "I'll fuck you to death."