My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Ye Cheng coughed a few times and turned his head: "I know."

Seeing him taking the initiative to show weakness, Lu Xiao felt a little better.

After dinner, the two of them spent the afternoon at the farm. After Lu Xiao sent him back in the evening, he sent a message to Jiang Jin: "Come to my house tomorrow. Ah Cheng said he needs your help."

Jiang Jin was extremely puzzled: [You said it wasn’t true earlier? And you told me that you guys might be breaking up? 】

Lu Xiao: [Bah, bah, bah, you broke up, your whole family broke up! 】

Jiang Jin?:【……??】

The plan set by Ye Cheng was detailed and thorough. He analyzed Xia Ran's personality and believed that the three types she hated most were the ordinary man, the mama boy and the sea king. Lu Xiao looked obviously dissatisfied.

Pu, on the contrary, his arrogance will attract girls, so the first way will not work; Xia Ran's father and the old man are partners, so naturally they know that Lu Xiao has never been in love, and the Neptune character cannot be established.

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The only reliable one is the cowardly and incompetent mama's boy.

This performance requires the full cooperation of Jiang Jin? and Ye Cheng. Jiang Jin? is responsible for singing the white face, and Ye Cheng is responsible for singing the red face, so as to form a sharp contrast with Lu Xiao.

Three people were shopping in the mall to choose clothes.

Lu Xiao expressed a little worry: "What if that girl likes you?"

Ye Cheng responded easily: "It's very simple. I just raise my orchid finger before exiting."

"...As expected of me, Brother Cheng, who is willing to go out of his way." Jiang Jin gave him a thumbs up.

"Let's just get this one, it looks good." Ye Cheng picked up a pair of suspender jeans and said, "Boys and moms all wear this."

Lu Xiao: "?"

Jiang Jin laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, paired with a white shirt and black-rimmed glasses, you will be an absolute mama's baby!"

Ye Cheng gestured with Lu Xiao's clothes, patted him and said, "Go ahead, put it on and take a look."

Lu Xiao was disgusted and protested: "Can I change to another one? This doesn't look like a mother's baby, it looks like an idiot."

"No, this set is the most suitable."

Half an hour later, Lu Xiao looked brand new from head to toe?

With his slicked-back hair, black-rimmed glasses, striped shirt and overalls, he looks not only a mother's baby, but also a bit mentally retarded, like a giant baby with an IQ stuck at three years old.

Jiang Jin? laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, so he secretly took a few photos of him. Lu Xiao chased him all over the mall to grab his cell phone, and forcefully ordered him to delete the photos.

That night, Lu Xiao was so angry that he pressed Ye Cheng into the bathtub and asked, "You want to see me make a fool of yourself on purpose, huh?"

His hair was wet and stuck to his face, looking sexy and dangerous.

Ye Cheng couldn't say a complete sentence. His slender fingers clung tightly to the edge of the bathtub, his knuckles glowing with a seductive pink color, "Don't... tomorrow? I have to go to the photoshoot, ah..."

"What are you talking about? Tell me, why don't you say anything?" Lu Xiao was like a hungry beast, not showing any pity for his fragile expression. The violence in his heart became more and more intense, gradually making him lose his mind.

Water splashed everywhere? The mirror was covered with fog.

The bathroom was filled with a strong, charming smell until late at night.

Early the next morning, Lu Xiao went downstairs in pajamas to bring breakfast to Ye Cheng.

Meng Li was on the phone while eating. Seeing that he looked satisfied, he couldn't help but glare at him: "Yesterday? It was quite late to work on it, right? Don't just worry about yourself. If you have nothing to do, give Xiao Cheng a squeeze on your shoulders and rub your waist.

Do you know?"

Today is different from the past. Lu Xiao's face has become much thicker, and he said carelessly: "Pinch, the first thing I do when I open my eyes in the morning is to give him a massage."

Meng Li's eyes were even more contemptuous. Who knew if it was a real massage or a fake massage.

She pointed at her neck and reminded: "Cover the scratches here. Aren't you going to go on a blind date this afternoon?"

Lu Xiao touched his neck nonchalantly, "I know."

Speaking of which, it seemed that every time he spent the night with Ye Cheng, he would find scratches on his body the next day. I don't know if it was because he was too immersed at the time or something. He didn't notice at all when he was caught, and even took a shower.

The water didn't hurt at all. It wasn't until I woke up in the morning that I felt my skin sting.

Gee, he is really a little wild cat who loves to scratch people.

Lu Xiao took two bites of bread, picked out Ye Cheng's favorite shrimp dumplings and porridge, put them on the tray, and turned to go upstairs.

Meng Li held his chin in melancholy and sighed: "How young is it? Well, you can indulge as much as you want."

The best friend on the other end of the phone said, "Come to the bar tonight and I'll introduce you to the little fresh meat."

"Goodbye," Meng Li said with interest, "Last time, the kid was only two years older than Xiaoxiao. Don't you feel too embarrassed?"

My best friend said: "What's so embarrassing? I always thought you had some health problems before, so I didn't dare to ask you to go out for sex. Now that you've recovered, you're so gorgeous. How about you! Those dog men are not worthy of you."

, we, Nandu Yi Zhihua, are the most attractive!"

Meng Li laughed: "You? Stop talking so much."

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Xiao and Ye Cheng set off on time for a French restaurant.

Lu Xiao put on a hat when she went downstairs, for fear of being laughed at by Meng Li, but there was no sign of Meng Li downstairs.

He made an appointment with Xia Ran at five o'clock. Because he needed to make preparations in advance, he arrived at the restaurant first.

Ye Cheng gave the manager some benefits and told him that they were recording a street talk show and that he had to play the role of a waiter in this restaurant for two hours. When the manager heard that he could promote it, he hurriedly agreed and told him which dates

A corner is suitable for placing a camera.

Their plan is like this——

First, Lu Xiao has to show his cowardly and traditional side through his words and deeds; then, Jiang Jin hides in a corner and pretends to be his mother and calls him to deepen this character; then, Jiang Jin appears on the stage to tease Xia Ran and Lu

Xiao was so frightened that he huddled in the corner and did not dare to say anything. At this time, Ye Cheng came on stage to resolve the conflict.

The purpose of this plan is to make Xia Ran understand that the courage of a rich young master is not as courageous as that of a restaurant waiter.

After everything was arranged, it was almost five o'clock?

As the restaurant started to come in one after another, several tables of guests arrived, and Lu Xiao also chose a corner seat to sit down and waited quietly.

Ye Cheng put on his shirt and vest and walked upright in the restaurant carrying a tray. Jiang Jin hid under a table and said "ok" to him.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the heroine to make her debut.

The moment the clock passed five o'clock, there was a roar outside the door, which instantly attracted the attention of several customers.

Ye Cheng also looked over and saw a black Suzuki parked in front of the store.

A tall girl wearing a leather skirt got off the motorcycle, neatly took off her helmet and pushed the door open. Her short hair and skirt swayed as the doorbell rang. Even the manager was stunned.

She walked past Ye Cheng with her long boots on, and she was almost as tall as him.

"Hello, where is table 29?" She asked the manager. Her voice was not as high-pitched as a girl's, but more neutral and mellow.

"Inside, please come this way."

When the manager heard about table 29, he thought to himself, this is the internet celebrity who participated in the shooting. No wonder he looks so good-looking.

Ye Cheng also followed with the menu, while Jiang Jin at the bottom of the table stared blankly at Xia Ran's back with his mouth open.

Xia Ran walked to table 29, sat down directly, and snapped his fingers to say hello: "Hey, bro, is it Lu Xiao?"

Lu Xiao paused visibly, and was about to raise his eyebrows to say hello, but when he saw Ye Cheng, he remembered that he was now a "mom's boy," so he stretched out his hand obediently and said, "Hello, little one.

elder sister."

Xia Ran chewed gum, blew bubbles, and patted the backs of his hands. She looked up and down at his clothes, and her expression was hard to describe.

She temporarily gave up the idea of ​​complaining and said cheerfully: "Let's order food."

Ye Cheng handed the menu to her, and just as he was about to introduce it, she ordered it casually. After a few clicks: "This, this, and this, and another bottle... Forget it, I can't drink. Brother, will you drink?"

She raised her chin and asked the person opposite her. Her tone was arrogant, not like a question, but like a fight.

Lu Xiao's competitive spirit was aroused, and she reflexively wanted to show off, but Ye Cheng glared back.

He silently picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and said, "My mother doesn't let me drink."

Xia Ran stopped chewing gum. Ye Cheng was closer to her and felt her hands move, as if she wanted to raise the cup to do something. In the end, she just raised the cup and drank some saliva.

, took a deep breath and smiled: "Okay, your mother is right."

Ye Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, it seemed that this thunder step was extremely accurate.

Sure enough, what cool girls hate the most? This kind of boy.

After Xia Ran ordered, he showed Lu Xiao the menu and secretly tapped his arm.

Lu Xiao understood, covered his mouth and exclaimed: "You ordered snails? My God, snails are so cute, how can you eat snails?!"

Xia Ran was drinking water, and suddenly it sprayed everywhere?

Lu Xiao got up and wiped his overalls in a panic and said: "Oh, you sprayed all over my clothes, my mother will scold me."

Ye Cheng lowered his head, his shoulders trembling slightly, almost going crazy with his laughter.

Half of the guests in the restaurant looked over, and the manager thought they were acting according to the script, and even asked someone to bring a plate of melon seeds, which they ate while watching with gusto.

Xia Ran choked and coughed, tears coming out of her eyes.

Ye Cheng took the opportunity to hand over the napkin and asked her in a low voice if she was okay. She waved her hands with tears in her eyes, "What kind of idiot is this?" written all over her face, and her chest heaved up and down.

After ordering and finishing his meal, Ye Cheng temporarily retreated.

When he passed by the table, he kicked Jiang Jin? and whispered, "Call Lu Xiao in one minute."

Jiang Jin? Covered his mouth: "No! Brother Cheng, I don't dare to tease her, she's fucking taller than me! She won't just throw me over her shoulder, right?"

Ye Cheng said: "No, she is wearing a skirt."

"But...how do I feel? Her expression looks like she wants to beat Brother Xiao." Jiang Jin witnessed the scene just now and watched Xia Ran pick up and put down the knife and fork with his own eyes, as if she was trying her best to endure it.

Ye Cheng comforted him: "It's okay, she wants to fight anyway? If she fights Lu Xiao, I will show up before she hits you."

Jiang Jin: "Really? Don't lie to me."

Ye Cheng: "Really? Now, call Lu Xiao, quickly."

The character needs to be struck while the iron is hot, and since Xia Ran's disgusting energy has not dissipated, give her another quick blow in the head.

Jiang Jin? He gingerly dialed Lu Xiao’s cell phone.

Lu Xiaozheng looked at Xia Ran with a dedicated blink of an eye, and saw that her face was getting darker and darker, as dark as the motorcycle outside.

The phone vibrated, he connected it and put it to his ear, saying in a very happy tone: "Hey, Mom, I'm on a blind date with the young lady introduced by my grandpa."

Xia Ran couldn't help but shiver and stared at him with a cold look on his face.