My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Jiang Jin crouched under the table. He was originally scared to death, but after hearing Lu Xiao call "Mom", he couldn't help but grin up to his ears.

"Good son, hey hey hey." He clicked on the recording and said, "Call me twice to listen."

Lu Xiao's left hand hidden under the table almost tore the tablecloth to pieces. He gritted his teeth and smiled: "Well, I wear my long johns obediently and they won't freeze. Don't worry, I pulled out the chair for the young lady. Am I very cool?"

Great, Mom?”

Xia Ran's fork pierced the pre-dinner bread so hard that Ye Cheng next to her couldn't help but sweat. Her face gradually became distorted, and her father's instructions rang in her mind: As long as you don't cause any trouble for me, I will allow you to move.

When you go out to live, you can choose a house in Jiulong.

Jiang Jin burst out laughing: "No, it's too stupid, hahahaha."

Lu Xiao tried her best to endure and said: "Okay, I understand, I will send her back. Let's not talk about mom for now, bye."

The moment he hung up the phone, Xia Ran said with a smile: "No need to send me back, I came here by bike."

After you finish eating, you can get out of here and go where you came from.

Ye Cheng held the plate and served the food, and glanced at him lightly. Lu Xiao received his hint and said sternly: "How can that be done? My mother said that she must send a girl.

You're going home, I don't trust you to go back alone."

Please, brother.

Xia Ran thought: Who of the two of us would be more uneasy if the bread blocked his mouth before the meal?

However, she still endured the humiliation and did not complain. She smiled so hard that her face almost froze: "It's not necessary. I learn Sanda. It's safe to go home alone."

Jiang Jin had just crawled over from under the table when he heard these words and immediately crawled back in silently, leaving only his butt sticking out.

Ye Cheng came around and pulled him out, scolding him in a low voice: "Hurry up, they've already started eating."

Jiang Jin burst into tears and cried: "She said she learned Sanda! I can't do it, I really can't! I haven't fought in a long time, and she is a woman, how can I start?!"

Drop the chain at the critical moment.

Ye Cheng was completely speechless, "I'm not asking you to fight! Can't you just say a few stupid words? She won't do anything to you."

"Uuuuuuuu, you promise not to let her hit me."

"...I promise, go quickly."

Ye Cheng's patience was completely worn out, so he grabbed his collar and pushed him over hard.

Xia Ran looked at Lu Xiao's eating posture, cut the meat into smaller portions, and stuffed it awkwardly into her mouth. She couldn't help but gulp down some water, barely suppressing the boiling anger in her chest.

Discomfort.

Really? Damn it.

I've always heard people say that blind dates are unreliable and weird, but I didn't expect to encounter such stupidity for the first time.

At this moment, a boy wearing something shabby came over.

While he was swaying carelessly, his calves were trembling.

Xia Ran's attention was not on eating, and she glanced at him inexplicably.

Jiang Jin took a few deep breaths and mustered up the courage. He stepped forward and said, "Hey, little beauty, what are you looking at? Are you falling in love with me, my brother?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he sounded like an old man. Xia Ran understood immediately and laughed out of anger.

I forgot to look at the almanac when I went out today. Who are they? I met them all.

Okay, I just happen to be so angry that I have nowhere to vent my anger? Vent.

She casually took off her leather jacket, rolled up her sleeves to reveal her left arm, and clasped her hands together to stretch her muscles.

Lu Xiao was originally thinking about how to start the sentence with "my mother" to teach Jiang Jin, a "little bastard", but he was stunned when he saw her flowery arms.

Empress Jiang Jincang took two steps back, and tremblingly forced herself to recite her lines: "You...don't be ignorant. It's your honor to fall in love with your brother. Woman?, now hand over your WeChat..."

Before he could say the word "come", Xia Ran's stool made a harsh mopping sound, then she stood up and punched him in the face.

The entire restaurant looked over, and the guests exclaimed.

The thing happened so suddenly, Ye Cheng hurriedly threw the tray and tried to save it.

As soon as he walked over, a long leg swept over and swept Jiang Jin to the ground with a bang. Ye Cheng leaned up quickly and was almost accidentally injured by that leg.

Jiang Jin lay on the ground without saying a word, while Xia Ran calmly retracted her legs and straightened her skirt.

Ye Cheng: "..."

Lu Xiao: "..."

The manager clapped his hands behind the counter and applauded: "How handsome! This is the legendary pass, right? Now? Even the scripts for street interviews are so exciting."

I can no longer eat this meal.

Xia Ran picked up the key on the table and said to Lu Xiao: "Eat slowly, I'll treat you to this meal."

After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back.

The manager chased her out, gave her a distinguished membership card, left her contact information, and chattered around her.

The black Suzuki made a roaring sound and drove away.

Ye Cheng quickly helped Jiang Jin up and asked him to sit on his seat.

The manager came in and reassured everyone: "It's okay, it's okay. The internet celebrity is filming a variety show. You continue to eat. Oops, you are so dedicated that your nose bleeds. I'll get you some ice cubes."

Jiang Jin whimpered and leaned on Lu Xiao's shoulder, covering his nose and feeling extremely aggrieved: "She hit me in the face! She actually hit me in the face! Wow, my nose hurts so much. Is it broken?"

Lu Xiao pushed him away, took a serious look at his nose, stretched out his hand and pressed it a few times, causing Jiang Jin to howl again.

"There is no fracture." Lu Xiao said.

Ye Cheng looked miserable and took the manager's ice cubes to apply on his face.

Jiang Jin looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Brother Cheng, you promised not to let her hurt me! You said you would be the first to rush forward to protect me!"

Ye Cheng: "Ahem, I was confused for a moment and didn't react. I'm sorry."

After all, who would have thought? When she stood up, he would strike. If one punch was not enough, he would have to add a kick. This Xia Ran is also wild enough. I wonder where the old man found this person?

Lu Xiao was very satisfied. He cut a piece of meat and gave it to Ye Cheng with a good appetite. He said, "How did I perform?"

Ye Cheng nodded and chewed the meat and said: "She looked very angry because of her extraordinary performance. In this case, she will go back and tell her family that she is also the girl after all. You who refused first, grandpa should not

I will blame you."

Lu Xiao received praise from his wife and happily said to Jiang Jin: "Stop crying and be casual. She is treating her to a treat anyway."

Jiang Jin took a big mouthful of meat with tears in his eyes.

Xia Ran was halfway through riding her bike against the wind when she suddenly discovered that the sunglasses pinned to her collar were missing.

It must have been dropped when I was beating someone up. Damn it.

She thought of the person who gave him the sunglasses, cursed and had to turn around and go back.

When she arrived near the restaurant, she saw the gangster who had just teased her, sitting with the waiter and Mama's boy to eat together. Mama's boy changed his submissive look just now, with a cool and cold face, and gave the waiter a bite of food with his backhand

, and also thoughtfully helped him wipe his mouth with a tissue.

Xia Ran narrowed her eyes and lay on the motorcycle looking at them.

It seems that the young master of the Lu family is not that simple, and things are getting interesting.

Night falls.

Lu Xiao turned on the computer after taking a shower and received an email from Secretary Zhang. It contained some basic information about the head office so that he could understand the situation during the internship.

The water droplets on his hair have not yet been wiped dry, flowing along the looming chest muscles into the collar of the bathrobe. It is completely different from the idiot overalls he was wearing during the day. If the manager saw him, he probably wouldn't be able to recognize him.

.

The phone on the table vibrated, and Lu Xiao took the time to take a look?

Unfamiliar number, he? He hung up easily.

After a while, the phone vibrated again, and it was still that number.

He frowned and hung up again.

Usually he doesn't know who is calling, so he doesn't even bother to answer the call.

Less than a minute later, the number called again.

Lu Xiao became impatient, put it to his ear, stared at the screen and asked, "What are you doing?"

The other end was obviously calmed by his tone, and after a moment, a slightly familiar laughter came.

"Oh, Master Lu, so he has a bad temper? He's so irritable, I really can't tell."

Lu Xiao's typing hand paused and he recognized Xia Ran's voice.

Damn, why did she call here? Didn't she feel sick enough during the day?

Lu Xiao covered his forehead, and after a few seconds, he held his throat and said happily: "It's you, young lady. I'm sorry, I was busy just now. What's wrong with you looking for me so late?"

Who knows, Xia Ran laughed even louder?

"Master Lu, are you a smart man? Don't talk in circles."

"What do you mean?" Lu Xiao's face darkened, guessing that she must have understood something.

Xia Ran said: "I thought about it after I got home and I think you are actually quite good. I shouldn't resist the arrangements at home."

shit!

Lu Xiao cursed in his heart, he didn't expect this woman to be quite seductive.

The other side continued: "Unfortunately, I happened to see you and your boyfriend together. Hey, Mr. Lu, lying would be insincere."

Hearing her mention Ye Cheng, Lu Xiao's voice immediately turned cold, "What do you think?" he asked expressionlessly.

Xia Ran said: "Don't be so cruel, I didn't think about it? How about we make a win-win deal?"

Lu Xiao sneered, "No need to talk."

He is most afraid of others threatening him. Just as he was about to hang up, Xia Ran said: "Don't hang up yet. I'll confess. In fact, I don't like men."

Lu Xiao was stunned for a moment, then tightened his grip on the phone.

Xia Ran said: "This blind date was arranged by my father. The reason... is very complicated. In short, he said that we should at least wait for a few weeks and see. If I turn around and talk to him about it, he will definitely do it."

I will be put in solitary confinement."

Lu Xiao understood and said with a smile: "So, you are asking for something from me? Are we familiar with each other? Why should I help you?"

Xia Ran said: "I took pictures."

Lu Xiao: "..."

"No, no, I'm just joking." Xia Ran said hurriedly, "You don't need to pretend to be a couple with me. I just want you to say a few nice words in front of your grandpa, saying that I'm gentle, generous, knowledgeable, and sensible. After two years,

A few weeks later, it’s okay if you feel it’s inappropriate to get married again. I wish you and the person in your family can grow old together and have eternal sex in bed. Can’t you?”

The last sentence touched Lu Xiao's heart. He snorted coldly: "For your last sentence, I can praise you without conscience. But don't expect me to date you or meet your parents. I'm not a philanthropist.

.”

Xia Ran was happy and said: "No, when I fall in love with a man, I just want to vomit. I'm not exaggerating, I almost vomited during the day today."

Lu Xiao's cheeks twitched, and for a moment she didn't know whether she was praising herself or scolding herself.

He thought of something again and said, "However, I have to ask my boyfriend's opinion on this matter. Unless he doesn't mind, I will help..."

Xia Ran interrupted him excitedly: "I asked him before I called you. Anyone who is not blind can tell which one of you is in charge. Thank you, Mr. Lu. Goodbye.

.”

Toot toot.

…

Lu Xiao was depressed.

Xia Ran hung up the phone and happily sent Ye Cheng a WeChat message.

[He? Agreed. Thank you so much. Your family loves you so much. I didn’t love my ex-girlfriend so much. 】

Ye Cheng: [...How did you tell him? Is he attacking? 】

This Xia Ran added him on WeChat through the manager, and told him with snot and tears how he was abandoned by his ex-girlfriend and ended up being locked up by his family and forced her to go on a blind date. Who saw it? Sad who heard it?

Tears, Ye Cheng felt as if he was watching a third-rate sadistic drama, and was involuntarily moved by her.

Xia Ran: [This is not easy. With this height and good looks, he is 18cm tall. Okay, his nose is so straight, I guess you can’t resist it, right? 】

Ye Cheng:【…………Stop talking.】

He hurriedly closed the dialog box, wondering what was going on with girls nowadays, each one spoke more openly than the other.

The day after the blind date, Lu Jinnan called Lu Xiao over.

The grandfather and grandson were chatting in the tea room, and Ye Cheng went to wander in the garden, planning to pick some newly bloomed plum blossoms.

"How is that girl?" Lu Jinnan took a sip of tea and asked.

Lu Xiao said sternly: "Gentle and generous, knowledgeable and reasonable."

Lu Jinnan choked on his tea and thought to himself, that's not what the other party's father said. He clearly said that his daughter was a bit perverse and asked them to please forgive her.

But maybe beauty is in the eye of a lover. Lu Jinnan said clearly: "So you have a good impression? Don't be in a hurry, let's take a look first."

Lu Xiao gave a vague "hmm".

Lu Jinnan waved his hand: "Go downstairs first, call your Uncle Zhang in, and stay here for lunch."

"Yes, Grandpa."

Lu Xiao went out and let Secretary Zhang, who was waiting at the door, in.

Secretary Zhang walked in holding the document bag, handed it over with both hands and said, "Mr. Lu, this needs your signature."

Lu Jinnan took the document bag, took off the pen from his chest, and said to him while signing his name: "Go and check out the daughter of the Xia family. Xiaoxiao said that she is interested in her. It's better to know the basics so as not to figure it out again.

A trouble."

"I know." Secretary Zhang said respectfully.