My elf is so mean

Before he could rush to see the new rewards issued by the system, Zhou Yuan's mother's life-threatening series of calls came over.

"Hello? I called you dozens of times, why didn't you answer the phone? Why is it so late and you haven't come home yet? What are you doing out there? Come home quickly!"

The impatient tone of Zhou Yuan's mother, Chen Meiyu, contained concern for her child.

Many parents are like this. They cannot express their true inner thoughts gently and always yell at their children.

It seems that only by scolding can the child listen to her words.

"No..." Zhou Yuan was panting. Today's changes were so great that his little heart was still beating wildly. "Didn't I... phew... go get the elf?"

"Huh?" Chen Meiyu felt something was wrong, "What on earth were you doing? Your voice is so breathy?"

Zhou Yuan knew that telling him about his encounter with the coyote would only frighten his mother. It would be better to have more trouble than less, so he told a white lie to dispel his mother's suspicion.

"No, I'm running!"

"Running? You can pull me down! You are as lazy as a pig and you can still run? I gave you the last chance. What on earth did you do?"

Zhou Yuan thought to himself that his mother understood him, but he didn't expect that she would see through this.

"It's okay." Zhou Yuan hurriedly walked home, "I'm really okay, I'm eating spicy strips!"

[Ding! The achievement "I'm really fine, I'm eating spicy strips!" is completed and rewards are being distributed. ]

[Get 40 mission points, one-time skill machine "Head Hammer"]

What the hell!!!

Does the system still have this kind of driving meme?

But I really wasn’t driving!

"Zhou Yuan, let me tell you, just wait! If you don't go home after eating spicy strips, I think you probably want to be beaten!"

Chen Meiyu hung up the phone angrily, but Zhou Yuan knew that her mother just felt that spicy strips were unhygienic and would cause diarrhea if eaten.

I remember when I was a child, my mother told others that spicy strips were made from human fat. But Zhou Yuan was so disgusted that he never ate spicy strips again.

"Dong dong dong", Zhou Yuan raised his hand and knocked on the door, "Mom, I'm back."

After a while, the wooden door inside was opened. A middle-aged woman in her forties stuck her head out, looked at Zhou Yuan and scolded: "How many times have I told you? Remember to bring your key when you go out. You take my words seriously.

Are you deaf?"

Zhou Yuan looked at his mother and thought to himself: It's still the same, it's better if the person hasn't changed.

Facing his mother's look of wanting to eat someone, Zhou Yuan pretended to be fine and went into the house.

After entering the door, I went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

"Mom, where is my food?"

Chen Meiyu blocked the kitchen door with her hands on her hips: "You still want to eat? Haven't you eaten spicy strips?"

"You can't eat these spicy sticks!" Zhou Yuan flattered his mother in order to eat, "Besides, can the spicy sticks be as delicious as the big meal made by my mother? I'm going with my dad.

In the big hotels in the city, their chefs’ cooking is not as good as my mother’s.”

"Hmph!" Chen Meiyu turned her head away, but the raised corners of her mouth betrayed her true thoughts. "She knows how to flatter someone."

With that said, Chen Meiyu opened the lid of the pot and placed the food on the hot water on the dining table.

"Eat it!"

Zhou Yuan was really hungry, so he sat down and started to feast.

Chen Meiyu sat aside and asked in a critical tone: "Tell me, are you dating a girlfriend?"

"Ah?" Zhou Yuan was holding the rice,_(?Д?)?.

Chen Meiyu's tone softened: "Your mother, it's not that she doesn't let you fall in love. It's that you are in your third year of high school, and your studies are very important. After you have the initial elf, you have to focus part of your energy on elf cultivation. Is that so, you

Only then can you get into a good university. After you get to university, I won’t care about your mother. Then you can talk as much as you like, but not now!"

Zhou Yuan put down the bowl and looked confused.

No, does mom think it’s so easy to talk to a girlfriend? She still likes to talk a lot, but those superficial girls only care about their looks, okay?

If you look at my looks, I'm sure... well, it seems that with my looks, I can really talk a lot.

But times have changed now, girlfriend, can it be fun with elves?

"Mom." Zhou Yuan explained, "I really don't have a girlfriend. I came back late today because I was too happy to get the initial elf and I passed the bus stop."

Chen Meiyu looked at her son's handsome face: "We really didn't talk about it? But you were so out of breath when you just spoke, what's going on?"

Woo woo woo...

Zhou Yuan felt as if the tracks of the train were running over his face.

Is this really my biological mother?

Why are thoughts filthier than ourselves?

"What are you thinking about!"

Zhou Yuan knew his mother's character and believed that anything strangers said was more reliable than what her son said.

Facts speak louder than words. When the Variety Monster was released, Chen Meiyu knew that it was her fault.

"Ahem, time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye you have your own initial elf!" Chen Meiyu awkwardly touched the Variety Monster, and then hid in her room as an excuse.

Zhou Yuan couldn't help laughing when he saw his mother running away in shame.

Hahaha, as long as people haven’t changed.

What I fear most is that the world has changed, and the people I know well have also changed.

Fortunately, everyone is still there.

After Zhou Yuan finished washing the dishes, he took a quick shower and lay on the bed, not daring to sleep.

"It's so dreamy and imaginary. Who knows whether it will change back after waking up."

He released the Variety Monster and touched its smooth hand: "Tell me, are you a male or a female?"

"vast?"

Variety of monsters: Σ(°△°|||)︴

It quickly made a peeing motion and put its hands between its feet, indicating that it was a male.

"Hahaha, don't be afraid. It's a pity that you can't transform."

"vast!"

Variety Monster:┌(.Д.)┐

"Hahaha, don't be nervous, there is no such pervert in the world." Zhou Yuan was amused by the Variety Monster, "Speaking of which, you really can't transform?"

"vast."

Variety Monster:(?Д?≡?д?)

"Stop shaking your head, I know you can't."

Then, one person turned into a hundred monsters and fell into silence.

Not long after, Variety Monster: ZZzz…(.-ω-)

Zhou Yuan pulled out the quilt and covered it.

"Look at the reward I got for completing the mission today."

Zhou Yuan entered the system space and looked at various rewards.

First, complete the achievement [pokemon get daze] and get 40 mission points and 1,000 yuan in cash.

There are also 20 mission points and a 1-star energy cube rewarded by [True Fragrance].

Finally, there is the inexplicable completion of driving [I'm really fine, I'm eating spicy strips!]. This dirty achievement rewards 40 mission points and the one-time skill machine "Head Hammer".

Use the cash for your own use, give the energy cubes to the Variety Monster to eat, and give the "Head Hammer" skill machine to the Variety Monster to learn.

Anyway, it has always been a versatile monster that can hit, grab and grab wildly. It is also reasonable to learn a head hammer.

And how to spend these 100 mission points?

Zhou Yuan looked at the "mall" which was the largest and still glowing on the left side of the system space, and he was afraid that he could not find it.

After entering the mall, you can see the huge word "Lottery", occupying two-thirds of the entire panel.

If you look carefully at the "lottery", there will be various ghost images appearing in front of you.

There were Mewtwo, Mew, Rayquaza and various other mythical beasts in it, which made Zhou Yuan want to enter the lottery.

Just in case, just in case you win one.

That is not walking sideways in this world. At least according to the news circulating on the Internet now, there is no trainer who has conquered the mythical beast.

After winning the lottery, it is divided into three panels.

"Winter Limited 10 Draws", "Normal Prize Pool 1 Draw" and "Normal Prize Pool 10 Draws".

"Winter Limited 10 Continuous Draws" once again appeared various phantoms of elves, including Alolan Nine Tails, Miss Lips, Ice Demon Guard, and the fleeting Frozen Bird, Regice, and Kyurem.

I go!!!

It’s really tempting, isn’t it?

The lottery consumes task points, 10 task points are drawn once, and 100 task points are drawn 10 times.

It seems that the limited prize pool can only be drawn 10 times in a row.

The ordinary lottery is filled with various elves and props.

When the prize pool is too large, it will be very difficult to draw what you want.

Zhou Yuan felt a little itchy when he looked at the 100 mission points he had just obtained.

No one can resist the temptation of 10 draws in a row, no one!

Limited to 10 consecutive draws in winter, sure.

Spin like crazy and rewards will pop up.

[Ding! Congratulations on getting good medicine x3, elf ball x1, delicious soda x2, moo milk x3, speed booster x1]

Zhou Yuan looked at the product explanation and almost cursed.

What the hell? It’s limited to winter and there’s nothing related to winter. Is this a scam?

Good Wound Medicine: A very effective wound medicine that can treat skin wounds of humans and elves.

Poke Ball: A ball used to throw at wild Pokémon and capture them. It is in the form of a capsule.

Delicious soda: A very delicious soda that can restore the elves' physical strength.

Moo Moo Fresh Milk: 100% nutritious milk, the best nutrition for newborn elves.

Speed ​​Booster: Increases the speed of elves, but after eating too much, the effect will be weakened due to drug resistance.

Among these rewards, only the speed booster is pretty good.

Then there is the elf ball. Unfortunately, with the current family financial situation, we simply cannot afford to raise a second elf.

You must know that raising elves, the food they eat may be more expensive than the daily meal of an average family.

"After all, was it me who was deprived of mission points? You really have your system!"

Before I finished complaining, I heard another "ding".

"What the hell? Does this complete the mission?"

[Ding! The achievement "First 10 consecutive draws" is completed and rewards are being distributed. 】

[Get 10 mission points and 1 Variety Monster Elf Communication Technique. 】

"Elf communication skill? What the hell?"

He looked at the systematic explanation and understood that this was the ability to communicate with elves.

It's a pity that we can only communicate with various monsters.

Zhou Yuan looked at the various monsters sleeping soundly beside him and used the Elf Communication Technique on him without hesitation.

"I hope I can understand you tomorrow."

Zhou Yuan took out a delicious soda and finished it in one gulp.

readily!

The products produced by the system must be high-quality, and even the soda drinks taste better than ordinary soda drinks.

I will save money on my future shopping, and I won’t have to buy drinks outside for the rest of my life. In the end, I seem to have made a profit.