My elf is so mean

When Zhou Yuan woke up, the world had not recovered. It was still the era of the recovery of elves.

"Zhou Yuan!" Chen Meiyu knocked on the door early in the morning and shouted, "Get up quickly, even if it's winter vacation, it's not the time for you to sleep in. Get up quickly and review your homework, the college entrance examination will be in 163 days. You can't give us old Zhou

It’s a disgrace to our family! As soon as you finish eating, you go back to your grandma’s house first, and your dad and I will go back before the Chinese New Year.”

The rule of Zhou Yuan's family is that he should go back to his hometown to spend the New Year. This has been the case for more than ten years. Every time before the New Year, Zhou Yuan will go to his grandma's house to stay for a while.

"I know~"

Zhou Yuan had no choice but to turn over and get up. The Variety Monster beside him also rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"Mang Mang?" (What's wrong?)

Zhou Yuan rubbed its head: "Get up and eat."

"Boundless." (Okay.)

Only then did Zhou Yuan react: "I'll go, I really understand what you said!"

"Boundless?" (What?)

Variety Monster:o_O???

"Boundless!" (You can actually talk to me!)

Variety Monster:(?⊿?)?

"Mang Mang?" (What's going on?)

"Anyway, let's eat first." Zhou Yuan prevaricated.

After Chen Meiyu called Zhou Yuan, she and Zhou's father went to work.

On the table, there is a very ordinary dish of duck leg noodles with green onions.

Duck legs with green onions?

Zhou Yuan looked confused. He turned on the TV to watch the news and initially adapted to this new world from the news.

"Morning news, this year's green onion duck harvest hit a new high, and the price of green onion duck is even cheaper..."

"China has reached an agreement with Neon to allow the export of neon Tetro to China. This time, major hotels will be able to sell real Wagyu beef..."

"Many mountainous areas in Jiangsu and Zhejiang have experienced unexplained landslides, and the specific causes are still under investigation..."

After reading the news, Zhou Yuan realized that the price of duck with green onions had dropped, and it was not because his mother was specifically giving him nutritional supplements.

"Boundless..." (Where's mine?)

Variety Monster:(?゜ρ゜)

Zhou Yuan immediately brought the Moo Milk to the Variety Monster: "Drink this."

The Variety Monster stretched out his hand and did it "tons, tons, tons".

"Mang Mang!" (It tastes so good!)

Variety Monster:?(′?`?)

It also looked up at Zhou Yuan, its eyes full of desire.

Variety Monster:≥???≤

"I know, I know." Zhou Yuan gave another bottle of Moo Milk, "This is the last bottle."

Variety Monster:(?`?′?)

"I haven't tasted it myself..."

Zhou Yuan looked at Variety Monster drinking so deliciously and wondered whether he should keep the last bottle of wine secretly.

"Forget it, next time you draw 10 consecutive draws, just draw it out again. There is no need to compete with your own elves for food."

After finishing breakfast, Zhou Yuan started to clean up.

Variety Monster stretched out his hand and imitated Zhou Yuan's example in doing housework.

"Um?"

Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up. He didn't expect that elves could also do housework.

If you catch a few more, you won't even have to marry a wife.

An elf does laundry and cooking, and an elf warms the bed at night...

If two people do housework, the efficiency will be doubled.

While taking a break, Zhou Yuan asked the Variety Monster: "Why can't you transform?"

The Variety Monster trembled all over, as if he saw an evil ghost.

"Boundless, boundless~" (It's a long story.)

"It's okay. Just speak slowly."

"Boundless..." (This is what happened.)

It turns out that after the large-scale breeding of elves, major elf breeding factories began to use the excellent variety monsters for breeding.

Because the Variety Monster can transform into any elf, as long as it mates with a female elf, it can give birth to excellent elf babies.

"Boundless!!!" (I personally watched each of my strong companions being taken away for breeding. In just one week, they became emaciated and changed into strange shapes.)

"Boundless..." (I finally know that the fate of our ever-changing monsters has already been determined. As long as we can transform, we can't escape the fate of being turned into stallions!)

"Wang Mang." (So, I forgot about transformation and started to learn collision and other moves. In order to one day lead us all-changing monsters to escape the fate of stallions!)

After listening to the self-report of the various monsters, Zhou Yuan was filled with emotion. He thought to himself that if those various monsters were enjoying it, wouldn't you have become a mole among them by leading them to resist and become a stallion?

"Yeah, great ideal. But..." Zhou Yuan began to lie, "With your current strength, it is very difficult to achieve all this. I am willing to help you become stronger. From now on, let's work hard together!

"

"Boundless!"(~▽~)ノ

"Very good. There are many wild elves in my grandma's house. Let's dominate there first."

"vast!"(???_??)?

Zhou Yuan took the minibus back to his hometown with the various monsters in his arms. Thanks to the current legal overhaul, elves can also ride on the bus together. However, there are weight and height restrictions. If you exceed the limit, you will have to pay a fare.

My hometown is far away from the small town of Yunzhou, and the minibus alone takes three. The bus ride takes about three hours, and then I climb the winding mountain road, go through a tunnel, and get off the bus and walk.

As the circle ascends, you come to Zhou Yuan's hometown, "Yangjiacun".

Yangjia Village ranks first among the poorest mountain villages in the city every year. Almost all the middle-aged people in the village go out to work, leaving children and the elderly at home.

Although poor, it is not as bad as the remote towns in the news.

There are no abducted female college students here, nor are there village bullies who bully their elders and occupy the village land.

What we have here is a group of kind-hearted villagers.

It is strange to say that the name of the village is Yangjiacun. Logically speaking, the surname Yang should be the main one.

But in the entire village, there was no family named Yang, but all of them were named Zhou.

I don’t know why, but the village didn’t change its name to “Zhoujia Village”.

As usual, Zhou Yuan pushed open the door of grandma's house and called out: "Grandma, I'm back. Please get me a bowl of water, because walking makes my throat smoke."

"Who is it?" Grandma got up from the back room and saw Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up, "Why are you back?"

After saying that, he went to bring water to Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan took it and drank it in one gulp.

The Variety Monster above his head was also thirsty and howled: "Mang Mang~"

"I know, I know, I'll pour you a bowl too."

Zhou Yuan smiled and said to grandma: "Grandma, please pour two more bowls."

Grandma couldn't help but laugh: "You! Is this slug your elf? It's so disgusting."

"..."

Zhou Yuan was speechless. He didn't expect such a cute and versatile monster to be a slug in his grandma's eyes.

"Grandma, this is not a slug, it's called a Variety Monster. After what you said, I also think it's disgusting."

"vast……"

Variety monster:╥﹏╥

"Hahaha. Wait, grandma will pour some water for you two brothers."

Zhou Yuan's face froze, as if he had also been mocked by his grandma.

After drinking water, it's dinner time.

Grandma specializes in cutting fresh ribs and cooking them for Zhou Yuan.

After a hearty meal, Zhou Yuan remembered the news he had read in the morning and asked: "Grandma, nothing strange happened at home recently, right?"

Grandma pointed to the mountain behind and said, "Don't tell me, several of the mountains behind have collapsed recently. Fortunately, they are far away from here. Otherwise, you might not be able to see grandma."

Zhou Yuan and Variety Monster looked at each other and prepared to visit the back mountain at night.

Otherwise, if a landslide comes one day, the whole village will be in real danger.