My future diary cannot be the last one

"This is love."

In the kitchen, the matchmaker sighed as she grabbed the piece of fat meat that she had just chopped up on the chopping board, and then swallowed it indifferently. Fatty meat oil dotted her lips. The blood mixed in the meat was brighter than the finest lipstick, making people shudder.

"Damn it! Go to hell!"

Seeing this scene, Wu Mao finally couldn't hold himself back any longer. I saw the will-o'-the-wisp explode, and the bullets made of flames flew straight towards the matchmaker.

But here's the surprise.

Before the bullet could get close to the matchmaker, it suddenly changed direction less than one meter away from her, and finally penetrated the ceiling above the matchmaker's head.

"Expelling the supernatural fire."

The matchmaker looked at Wu Maang and the will-o'-the-lantern in his hand with confused eyes, and said in a low voice: "It's a very magnificent flame. It can drive away supernatural beings because of its beauty. However, beauty is absolute and unique. So in In the face of true beauty, defective products will only lose their luster.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the lantern in Wu Maang's hand went out.

The lantern and will-o'-the-wisp that can only be equipped by the official commissioner of Jing Guisi can expel the supernatural and powerful flames, but it cannot sustain even for a second under the gaze of the matchmaker.

"Do you love me?" The matchmaker looked at Wu Maang affectionately.

Her eyes were like the rippling lake water in autumn, like an abyss with no bottom, swallowing up the faceless spirit, making him naturally recall the most beautiful love in his life, and in that love, the matchmaker's figure slowly Xu has replaced the original owner, which makes people dream.

Immediately afterwards——

"boom!"

Wu Mao fired the second shot without hesitation, and at the same time, his face without facial features began to twitch rapidly, gradually taking on a new look.

No appearance, age unknown.

So far, single.

There is no love at all in his life, there is only a wall of figures that express his longing. As a result, the figure of the matchmaker was inserted between him and the figure, replacing his favorite figure. Seeing that the second dimension suddenly turned into the third dimension, Wu Mao became surprisingly angry.

"I love your mom!"

I saw Wu Maang roaring angrily, while his face changed rapidly. His nose, eyes, and mouth appeared one by one, and he turned out to be the exact same face as the matchmaker.

This is Wu Mao’s trump card.

As long as he takes the appearance of someone else, he can establish some kind of supernatural connection with the other person, and then forcibly transfer his own state to the other person.

for example--

"boom!"

After transforming into the matchmaker's face, Wu Mao shot himself in the arm without any hesitation. When the bullet penetrated his arm, the matchmaker's arm suddenly cracked open, revealing a blood hole that had been penetrated. The blood dripped down the matchmaker's white arm and fell to the ground.

".Boring man."

Although there was a cut in her arm, the matchmaker didn't pay attention at all, as if she had completely lost interest in Wu Mao, and turned to look at Xun Xi.

"I remember your name is Xun Xi, right?"

The matchmaker spoke again, and as her red lips opened and closed, the blood holes on her arms began to heal quickly, as if they had never been injured.

"Physical regeneration." Wu Mu gritted his teeth upon seeing this.

The three major abilities of the Earth Cult Bishop: flame manipulation, soul copying, and body regeneration. At the beginning, Qi Hehua only had two abilities: flame manipulation and soul copying, which were not complete. However, the matchmaker in front of her is an extraordinary person with all three abilities intact, forming a system.

A real salary level.

"Heishi pays close attention to you." The matchmaker left the kitchen and walked slowly towards Xun Xi, her fatal charm spreading with every frown and smile.

But it's not because she's good-looking.

You must know that Wu Maang has the same face as the matchmaker at this moment, but Xun Xi doesn't feel anything at all when he sees Wu Maang, only thinking that he has a slightly pretty face.

So strictly speaking, the charm of a matchmaker is actually a kind of supernatural, a kind of "absolute beauty" that transcends species, gender, and even transcends consciousness and unconsciousness. This should be a specialized version of soul copying, which abandons other functions but reaches its peak in one place.

"Fall in love with me."

The matchmaker's charm was completely released at this moment. Wu Maang could only decisively take out a cotton quilt and cover himself, and the same one was covered with old Biden.

Then Wu Mao dragged Old Biden and quickly retreated outside the house.

After all, Wu Maang and Xun Xi had already planned the division of labor for this mission long before they arrived: Xun Xi was responsible for fighting, and he was responsible for protecting the hostages.

By the way, call 666.

"Can you tell me something?"

On the other side, the matchmaker had already walked up to Xun Xi and said in a soft voice: "Why does Hei Shi pay so much attention to you? What secrets do you have? We are lovers, right? There should be no hiding between lovers. , isn’t it? I hope you will tell me frankly.”

After saying this, the matchmaker reached out and touched Xun Xi's face.

But the next second-——

"Snapped!"

I saw the matchmaker's hand being suddenly photographed. Xun Xi, on the other hand, looked solemn and said seriously: "Men and women are not allowed to be intimate. Madam, please respect yourself."

"."

The charming smile on the matchmaker's face froze slightly, and then relaxed: "Interesting, you have actually mastered the ability to copy the soul? I can feel that your consciousness is resisting my beauty. Why bother? Calm down and calm down. Wouldn’t it be more pleasant to come and enjoy it?”

"Sorry, I'm not interested in eating people."

"That's not cannibalism." The matchmaker's smile did not change and she continued: "I am not the kind of woman who is casual. I am serious about every lover."

"And they all wanted to fit in with me."

“So I just blended in with them.”

"It's a symbol of the love between us."

Having said this, the matchmaker couldn't help but lick her bright red lips: "It's a pity that you came too early, otherwise I could be with Biden forever."

"And I actually gave you a chance."

The matchmaker stretched out her hand, and her fatal charm completely locked onto Xun Xi: "It's just that you didn't cherish it, didn't listen to Biden's words, and insisted on coming in."

As she spoke, the matchmaker's palms gradually changed.

The bright red nails stretched like an unsheathed sword, with a sharp cold light at the end. Xun Xi had no doubt that it could easily cut through human flesh.

This is a matchmaker's usual tactic.

Face the enemy and release your charm directly. If the enemy falls in love with her, he will willingly sacrifice his own flesh and blood for her and kill her at the very least. And if the enemy does not fall in love with him and resist her charm, he will be unable to move, and in the end he will have no choice but to be slaughtered by her.

"Now that Biden has left."

"Then you stay."

The matchmaker grabbed Xun Xi's face fiercely: "Anyway, I just want my lover to be with me forever. As for who this lover is, I don't care!"

The words have not yet fallen——

"The dump truck is coming!"

Just to the left hand of the matchmaker, a burst of spiritual light suddenly bloomed on the wall of the room. Then with the passionate siren sound, a red and white ambulance rushed out of the wall with aura, and hit the matchmaker hard at a speed of one hundred kilometers per hour.

"Boom!"

At that moment, the matchmaker's only reaction was to turn her head subconsciously and point her pretty face at the front of the ambulance.