My Goddess is a Cat

What are the fangs of the empire?

On earth, the powerful navy, land, and air forces of the US emperor, and the aircraft carrier fleet that crisscross the Seven Seas, are the fangs of the U.S. emperor.

Facing such fangs, the second artillery of the flower planters, the missiles named after the east wind, and the army composed of the cutest and most handsome people in the world are the fangs that resist the fangs.

The fangs of the Beast Spirit Empire should be a powerful army commanded by General Jinfang, or the super-powerful spirits performed by the Southern Cat King assembling the power of the empire, but in any case... it will not be a turkey cavalry.

It can be imagined that when cats that are black or white, or dull or cute, are riding turkeys and rushing to the Earth Allied Forces, facing the artillery fire that bluffs the sky and the earth, are your fangs just cute?

This will only be extracted.

"The time is ripe now." Nanmao said thoughtfully, "not to mention making a cavalry, it won't cause any impact."

"Are you sure? Where is this cavalry placed?" Tang An said worriedly, "Could it be placed in General Jinya's mansion?"

Tang An doesn't want to turn his home into a zoo. It's no problem to have more cats and dogs, but a turkey? Tang An really doesn’t catch a cold with this stuff. The turkey is still more tempting to turn into turkey. Just as the fighting chicken in this pair of chickens looks like, Tang An feels that if he has more than ten turkeys in his family, he needs it. Consider moving.

"You don't need to worry about this..." Nan Mao squinted at Tang An, "You are questioning my decision again, don't you learn to learn?"

Tang An quickly stretched out his hand to stand in front of him, and said vigilantly: "The king, the minister is only negotiating with the king. Discussion and questioning are not the same thing. Only by understanding more can we better cooperate with the king's actions." Tang An Nan Mao's attitude is still desirable, and Nan Mao nodded with satisfaction. But he didn't plan to say anything more at this time, just took out a book for Tang An to read.

"Selected Works of Taizu!" Tang An didn't expect Nan Mao to take out the Zhen Guo Divine Book at once, let alone read it.

But in any case, Taizu has been among the elites of all mankind for thousands of years and is considered to be one of the top small group of people. It is normal for Nan Mao to pay attention to it.

"This book systematically teaches people how to organize one class to overthrow another class and establish their own regime. The use of ideological weapons is particularly essential. It must be said that human beings have been fighting for thousands of years. , The essence of the collection. This book contains most of it." Nan Mao showed his admiring gaze, "Don’t you think that the situation of the oppressed cats, dogs and dogs in the world now, and the birth of this book Are the ages very similar?"

Tang An is dumbfounded, can this be connected? Can pet cats and pet dogs be considered a class? That's nonsense.

According to Nan Mao, humans are the ruling class that cats and dogs need to overthrow? Is Nanmao going to launch such a revolution?

Or is it the guiding ideology of "Selected Works of Taizu"?

"Revolution requires a mass foundation. King, you have to know that although there are many cats, dogs and cats in China Shipping, there are few stray dogs and stray cats. Most cats, cats and dogs are living well, and they may not follow. King, you revolutionize. What's more, pets often have deep feelings with their owners. You have to instigate them to rebel. This is as difficult as instigating me to betray you." Tang An shook his head. Analyze the feasibility of Nanmao's operation based on the actual situation.

"Is it difficult to instigate you to betray me?" Nan Mao said suspiciously.

Tang An was very injured and wanted to spit blood to show Nan Mao, and said loudly, "Of course, it's very difficult. Extremely difficult, extremely difficult!"

"That's good." Nan Mao nodded in satisfaction.

"Did you listen to what I said?" Tang An said helplessly.

"What you said. There is no need to consider... I told you. I am the king of the beast spirit empire. I am born with the gift of ruling. All cats and dogs in this world can accept spiritual power. All creatures will be overwhelmed by my coercion." Nan Mao put his hands on his legs and looked at Tang An with majesty, "Do you feel my coercion?"

Tang An looked at the ears on her tiger hat for two or three seconds, and she really started to shake, then Nan Mao's brows moved vigilantly, her nose wrinkled, and her small mouth slowly pouted. Gradually revealing a look of dissatisfaction.

"I feel it, I feel it." Tang An held back a smile and said quickly.

"Dare you laugh!"

Nan Mao had noticed Tang An's smile that hadn't fully burst out. He stretched out his hand to pinch Tang An's cheek, showing a fierce look, and said angrily: "You dare to laugh, you dare to laugh!"

"Ah, ah, ah..." Tang An screamed in response.

The two were arguing. A staff member came over, looked at Tang An and Nan Mao, opened his mouth, then shook his head, and left without saying anything.

Nan Mao stopped pulling Tang An's cheek, but did not let go, and asked slightly unhappy and suspiciously: "What does the human being's expression mean just now?"

"Looking at age, he should have grown up in a conservative era, so he should feel that girls shouldn't rudely tear boys' cheeks. But he can't tell whether we are brothers or sisters or lovers, so he doesn't know where to start. , So he shook his head and turned to leave." Tang An said casually.

"Are we like brothers and sisters?" Nan Mao's neck was straightened, and he looked at Tang An with his slanted eyes. "You are so ugly and I am so beautiful!"

"Even if you are a peacock, then I will not be as ugly as a turkey, at least at the level of a pheasant. Everyone is close relatives, and they look alike." Tang An was deeply shocked and not convinced. Is he ugly? Obviously recently there are still girls who like it very much. In any case, no matter whether they feel about the suitor or not, as long as there is a suitor, the pursued person will have confidence.

"Pheasant." Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly and shouted.

Tang An opened his mouth and couldn't respond... Call her a peacock, can that count as a counterattack? It's not derogatory, but she called herself a pheasant, but Tang An couldn't agree...I still felt a disadvantage.

"Since we are not like brothers and sisters, then are we like lovers?" Nan Mao thought of another point.

"It's not like, it's not like, it's not like!" Said important things three times, Tang An waved his hand quickly, he didn't want to take advantage of Nanmao in this kind of thing, it would be very miserable.

To Tang An's expectation, Nan Mao didn't do anything or say anything, but looked at Tang An blankly, then turned his head, "Let's continue talking about the turkey."

Okay, let's say the turkey thing is safer.

"To build a turkey cavalry, you first need a turkey." Nan Mao said cautiously.

Is not this nonsensical? Tang An looked at Nan Mao’s hat and said, suddenly felt that Nan Mao was actually in harmony with the zoo’s environment and theme, and felt that she should be the king of the zoo, and this zoo should be her base.

"We need a lot of turkeys, but turkeys purchased directly on the market are difficult to form cavalry forces. We must incubate them at the requirements of cavalry and train them when they are still eggs." Nan Mao continued. , Stood up and walked to the place where he was looking back, which is the turkey farm of "Hundred Thousand Turkeys".

"How to train an egg?" Tang An couldn't understand, is this considered prenatal education!

"At that time, I will write a book of "Egg Training Cheats", you can read it." Nan Mao said disapprovingly.

Tang An really wanted to slap himself twice. When the Southern Cat King talked, he just listened to him. Why did he turn his mouth back? It's good now. It is estimated that there will be one more position of "Training General".

"If there are eggs, and there are a lot of eggs, that means we have a lot of chickens. Among them, there can be fewer male turkeys, but more female turkeys should be better." Nan Mao glanced at Tang An.

Tang An shuddered, my lord, why do you look at me more when you talk about male turkeys and female turkeys?

"Unfortunately, you don't have the ability of King Fang, otherwise you don't need a male turkey." Nan Mao said regretfully.

Thank goodness! Tang An burst into tears. It turned out to be a very lucky thing that he was not strong enough.

Thinking about it again, Tang An once again confirmed that King Jinya was really terrifying, and fortunately he was just General Jinya.

"The female turkey enters the first laying cycle from 34 weeks. The laying period is from March to September each year, with 10 to 15 eggs each time. Four to six cycles per year, each cycle can lay There are 14 to 20 eggs, up to nearly 30 eggs." Nan Mao stretched out his fingers. As a cat, although there are only 18 fingers and toes in total, it is still very convenient to count." In other words, one female turkey can provide thirty turkeys to become the future war horse."

"Do you know all this about turkeys?" Tang An said in surprise. It seems that the Southern Cat King has put his mind on this matter.

Nan Mao nodded, looked at Tang An and said, "Next, it's time for you to work."

Tang An looked at the big turkeys running around in the turkey garden, touched his butt, and said unacceptably, "My lord, I won't hatch eggs!"

Sure enough, the so-called "Egg Training Cheats" is used when the eggs are hatched, otherwise, what kind of prenatal education!

"Incubating eggs can be learned slowly... In this world, no one is born with knowledge and can master this skill from birth." Nan Mao did not say disappointed to Tang An, his tone of voice was very gentle.

"Eating eggs I will ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ incubate eggs, I will never do it!" Tang An said almost hysterically, thinking of the picture of himself squatting in the chicken coop to incubate eggs, what is he still doing alive like this?

Nan Mao just looked at Tang An, and looked at Tang An calmly.

"Black Tiger striker, I strongly recommend Black Tiger striker to you!" At this time, it is necessary to betray the Black Tiger striker, and Tang An seems to have caught a life-saving straw.

Nan Mao thought for a while and nodded. Indeed, the black tiger forward is more suitable than the Nan Mao, because the black tiger forward has rich hair, and the most important point is that Tang An has other work to do, just hatch the eggs. It's too much to use.

Warm milk, buy yogurt, wake up Nanmao, after all, these things are more important. (To be continued...)

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