My Goddess is a Cat

After strongly recommending the black tiger forward, it means that Tang An can get rid of the fate of hatching eggs. As for the black tiger forward... interest.

Tang An secretly cried out risk, compared to becoming a free-running Tang barking barking bark, it was obviously not as sad as squatting in a nest to incubate an egg.

I'd rather be a dog than be a ****, hatch an egg, or die! Tang An created a powerful slogan.

The problem of incubating eggs was temporarily solved. The next problem is more important. Nan Mao still looks at Tang An, his eyelashes are flashing, but there is still no expression on his face, his lips are slightly open, revealing white and moist teeth. Nan The cat stretched out one hand, the thumb and index finger were ringed, and the other hand stretched out the index finger, and put the index finger into the ring of the thumb and index finger, in and out.

"Can you learn well?" Tang An said helplessly. If an ordinary girl did such an action, it would undoubtedly be a typical example of rebellious youth, but Tang An knew that Nan Mao was not doing it rebelliously, she just did it. To express something, to express an image, has nothing to do with indecent, nothing insignificant, it's just that she wants to do it.

"This is a pictographic action." Nan Mao continued.

"I know, I know." Tang An raised his hand, indicating that she doesn't need to explain this kind of action. In elementary school, many boys assisted this action when they cursed people.

"Turkeys usually mate naturally, but inbreeding should be prevented. Regardless of the race, inbreeding is not conducive to reproducing and optimizing the physical functions and talents of the offspring." The southern cat stopped this pictographic movement and pointed to the distant one. Said a pair of male and female turkeys. "Look, they are mating!"

"I know!" Tang An covered his eyes and looked around secretly. Fortunately, apart from Nan Mao, no one else was interested in "Hundred Thousand Turkey". Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing to hear this conversation between myself and Nanmao.

"However, for the captive turkey flocks, the turkeys do not have the consciousness that they cannot mate with inbreeding. The most important point is that when breeding turkeys mate naturally, there is a big difference in weight between males and females. Female turkeys often make turkeys. Injured, the female turkey’s reproductive capacity is reduced and the production efficiency is reduced. Therefore, artificial insemination has become the only way to solve this contradiction, and therefore the ratio of raising males and hens can be from 1:4 to natural methods. Between 5 and 1:30. Greatly reduce the cost of feeding." Nan Mao said, and began to do that action again.

I can’t bear to look directly at him. Tang An doesn’t know how to describe such a scene when such a beautiful girl is doing this gesture blankly. However, the most important thing is to pay attention to whether anyone around sees her doing this. action.

"When did you become a turkey breeding expert?" Tang An said incredulously, "You can simply come here to apply for a job as a turkey breeder, so that you can train your turkey warriors more conveniently. NS."

"This is the result of my observation all morning." Nan Mao raised his hand and patted Tang An on the shoulder. Tell him not to be surprised, "Any captive creature can be bred in this way, and after humans are raised in captivity. It will be the same... Males who are the main manual laborers can mostly be used for coolie work, leaving a few genes. Excellent males, raised in captivity at a ratio of about 1:30, can reproduce humans."

"Why is it 1:30 for humans?" Tang An thought about it carefully. This is the ratio of 30 objects for a man. Is this happiness or terror? It should still be horrible.

"Normal men. The reproduction needs of five women can be met by natural pairing. However, this is not advisable. Using artificial methods can reach thirty. As for why there are thirty, isn't it very simple? Thirty days a month, that's thirty." Nan Mao said naturally.

Can one man satisfy five women? What kind of data or information is this result derived from? Now many men can't even satisfy their wives, okay! However, most modern men are frail and weak. If they are men who are raised in captivity and work as their only job, maybe five are okay. After all, five women have children instead of going every day. Satisfying five women... these are two completely different things.

"You continue to talk about the turkey problem, turkey breeding expert!" Tang An remembered some news recently that some people died after donating sperm. I don't know how long these men in Nanmao's captivity can persist. Hao Nan Mao Wang is basically talking on paper now. If Nan Mao Wang has other stories or novels that are as powerful as the ruining heroine of the Devil, then the future of mankind is really worrying.

Nan Mao looked at Tang An with relief, and said with satisfaction: "You are very interested in turkey breeding." The general just doesn't want to hear about your question about human reproduction! Who would be interested in turkey breeding, Tang An thought sullenly.

"Now I'm going to catch a male turkey!" The Southern Cat began to walk around the turkey farm, looking for suitable prey.

"Can't we go buy one! Don't catch it, I'll buy one for you, buy ten!" Tang An hurriedly said, trying to stop the Southern cat from catching animals in the zoo.

"Those bought are not full of vitality." After speaking, Nan Mao took out a candy.

The candy is wrapped in plastic paper. There is a rose red cat pattern on the outside. Peel off the plastic paper. The candy inside is also rose red, exuding an attractive aroma and color.

It looked delicious, Tang An looked at Nan Mao suspiciously, and then Nan Mao threw the candy in the turkey garden.

The turkeys were jumping alive and swaying, some were shaking their wings, some were pecking at stones, and some were standing still for a long time, like statues.

Nan Mao waited patiently, Tang An watched curiously and worriedly, noticing whether there was any staff coming by, and paying attention to the angle of the camera.

After waiting for a while, a female turkey came over, looked down at the candy and walked away.

Why don't you eat it? Tang An was really impressed by what a clever turkey.

Another male turkey came over and looked down at the candy. He swallowed it without hesitation... Hey, idiot, no one seems to educate you to not eat the candies given by others, Tang An deeply sympathizes.

Seeing the male turkey finished eating the candy, the Southern Cat walked to the side of the turkey farm near the hillside. Then climbed up.

The mountains here are steep, there are thorny thorns, and the woods are luxuriant. Few people will come here. Nanmao got into the trees and beckoned Tang An to follow.

Tang An glanced back. The male turkey that ate the candy was flying towards the fence like a chicken blood, hopping around, flapping its wings like an eagle.

Nan Mao and Tang An came to a place off the beaten track on the hillside.

"Will that male turkey escape by himself?" Tang An looked at it, but fortunately, no one would come here. This can be regarded as stealing fire*, authentic sneaking.

Nan Mao touched Tang An's shoulder.

Tang Anbai glanced at her, is this a tacit understanding?

Nan Mao did not answer Tang An’s question, but found two wooden sticks, tapped them slowly with a small hammer, and knocked the two wooden sticks into the soil one by one, leaving about twenty centimeters outside. .

At this time, the turkey that ate the candy ran over fiercely. Looking at Tang An and Nan Mao with round eyes, looked very excited.

"Tie its legs to the stick one by one." Nan Mao commanded Tang An.

"What the **** do you want to do?" The turkey had already been stolen, and Tang An had to follow the order. When can I resist Nan Mao and not follow her advice? Tang An was thinking about the issue of treacherous infidelity.

After tying the turkey, the Southern Cat nodded in satisfaction and said: "Turkeys generally use massage to collect liquid. When collecting liquid, you have to follow the back of the turkey wings to the root of the tail and to the lower sides of the cloaca. Massage, and hold the left thumb and the other four fingers on both sides of the cloaca. Use the palms to close the tail feathers, while using the right thumb and the other four fingers to support the abdomen on both sides of the cloaca and massage rhythmically. Wait for the male turkey to be excited. Later, you can see that the degraded transfer device is turned out of the cloaca. Then use the thumb and index finger of your left hand to squeeze the area around the cloaca a little bit harder to drain the liquid and flow it into the container...Next..."

"Wait!" Listening to the Nanmao's professional command, Tang An couldn't bear it, and said loudly, "Are you teaching me how to fly the cock!"

"Yes." Nan Mao was puzzled by Tang An's hindsight, and suddenly said: "Or I will teach you how to administer liquid to the female turkey first, then you should be more interested!"

"Who would be interested in this kind of thing!" Tang An left the male turkey and ran down the mountain angrily, "You slowly cultivate your turkey war ride, I'm back to school!"

It's crazy, I took time off and went to the zoo to **** the turkey! It's better to go home and watch a small movie by yourself, and you don't need to be taught!

Turkey war ride, turkey war ride! It was really whimsical. Tang An looked up at the sky. It seemed that she should find a way to take Nanmao to places like Afghanistan or Syria, and let her experience the real human artillery. Only then would she give up these unrealistic ideas and rest assured. Drink yogurt milk every day.

Tang An ran down the mountain. A staff member in a plush doll suit was handing out souvenir gifts. Seeing such a hot day, even though Tang An was full of indignation, he still went first out of enthusiasm and kindness. I got a souvenir so that I could hand it out and finish the work early.

This is a card designed and manufactured by the zoo itself. It probably uses various animals in the zoo as card characters to fight... Although Tang An turned over, he saw that the character on a card was: Turkey War ride!

The corner of Tang An's eyes jumped. This South Five Cat, at first listened to what she was saying, what a morning's investigation and the final conclusion that she had just received a card and saw it. After a "turkey war ride", it's whimsical here!

Tang An was thinking, and saw Nan Mao walking slowly and leisurely. She looked to the left and right, and then stood in front of Tang An, coughing gently and said, "I'm thirsty, I want to drink yogurt!"

Tang An didn't want to talk to her.

"If you are not interested in cultivating turkey warriors, we can try to cultivate other animals, such as..."

"For example, the crocodile battleship, the Goshawk fighter, the elephant carpenter, and the drummer ape? What else?" Tang An turned over the cards one by one, looking at the Southern Cat with no expression, "You Is it the result of investigation and analysis based on this deck of cards?"

Nan Mao pursed his lips, rolled his eyes, then slowly turned around, looked ahead, and suddenly said, "I'm thirsty, I'm going to buy milk and drink it!"

After speaking, Nan Mao took the skirt, ran away, and walked far away, standing at the canteen, and then beckoning to Tang An.

The zoo’s canteen is not a single kiosk, but a collection of food and beverage shops. The souvenir shop and the food shop are together. Many people who are tired from shopping are resting there. At this point in the afternoon, most people are there. I have already visited almost, and I don’t have enough energy to go to places where I haven’t finished, or I’m just resting here and waiting for the shuttle bus to leave, or I’m just waiting for a companion who hasn’t visited enough. In short, there are a lot of people sitting here.

There are old and young, there are men and women, but there is no doubt that a beautiful little girl like Nanmao standing there is still a unique eye.

Many people are looking at the Nanmao, because a dress like her is already eye-catching, and those who wear a cute tiger hat on a hot day. The long hair that reaches the hips is like flowing black silk. She is pure and white. The flawed white skirt exudes a dazzling light. The little girl’s slender arms seem to be the same color as her skirt, and the pair of shoes dotted with many shining gems and a little cat’s head swaying makes people feel She is a little princess who came out of a fairy tale.

Of course, Nan Mao would say that this king is a big king, but not a little princess!

Such a little girl will be followed by every move. When she beckons, her tiny hands and thin fingers are full of cuteness, making people enviable to think that such a little princess should be Whose child?

So many people saw Tang An in the direction that the Nanmao beckoned. Tang An didn't want to be awkward with the Nanmao while someone was watching. It would make people feel very lacklustre and awkward with a little girl. She's so petty... But do you know how helpless this cute little girl is actually? Tang An sighed in his heart, and walked over to meet those envious eyes.

Waiting for Tang An to come over, Nan Mao stood on tiptoe and opened the large glass door of the freezer with some effort to get the milk at the top.

Tang An raised his hand to help her take it down~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and then acted as an entourage, of course, consciously giving money to the boss.

"Hehe, what a cute little sister." The boss is a middle-aged woman, who seems to lack immunity to this kind of girl, and she keeps smiling.

"Thank you." Tang An said with a smile, cute? Yeah, it's so cute, and it's so cute that teaches people to sway turkeys.

Nan Mao ignored what others said, just drank milk seriously, his cheeks bulged, as if he was saving the world seriously.

Tang An took Nan Mao to leave, and after two steps, Nan Mao stopped moving while biting on the straw, and did not speak, just pointed at another shop. (To be continued)

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