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#47 - Can you teach us how to practice dual cultivation?

“Yarrow.”

He was lost in his thoughts when Tao Hu suddenly called out softly in his ear.

“Hmm?” Yarrow turned his head slightly.

“This evil spirit's arrival is strange. I think we still need to get some exorcising objects to suppress the baleful aura,” Tao Hu said seriously.

“Then you can go to the main city with me today. Serina's alchemy equipment is almost ready, and we need to confirm the order today,” Yarrow yawned.

“Okay, sure.”

After a while, Tao Hu asked again.

“Did you have a nightmare just now?”

“I guess so,”

“Then you can tell me about it, and I'll help you interpret the dream.”

“. . . I dreamed that I turned into a zombie and was killed by a gourd.” Yarrow said, looking at the ceiling.

“Uh . . . my cultivation is too low, I don't quite understand . . .”

“I was just talking nonsense, go to sleep.”

The room fell silent. After a moment, Tao Hu spoke again:

“Yarrow.”

“What is it now?”

“My cultivation hasn't improved at all,” Tao Hu said in a somewhat dejected tone.

“It hasn't been long, just take your time,” Yarrow casually comforted.

“That's true.” Tao Hu lowered her head.

“After all, I'm now relying on myself to explore in another world, alone, without a master, without a sect, without cultivation techniques . . .”

“But, luckily, I have you, Yarrow, as my Dao companion.”

Yarrow felt a bit choked and turned his head to look at her helplessly: “No . . . do you know what 'Dao companion' means?”

“A companion who cultivates together, what's wrong?” Tao Hu looked at him with some confusion.

“That's one meaning, but . . .” Yarrow didn't quite know how to explain that the term also had another meaning.

“The term also refers to those who cultivate together in dual cultivation.” Yarrow pondered the words.

Tao Hu looked at him and said without thinking:

“Then let's do it? Dual cultivation.”

Yarrow opened his mouth: “Do you know what dual cultivation means?”

“Not quite, but shouldn't you castrate yourself first?” Tao Hu thought for a moment and said.

“I told you that's the Sunflower Manual!” He said speechlessly and sighed.

“Forget it, let's go to sleep, we still have to go to the street tomorrow.”

Tao Hu lowered her eyes: “I really don't understand many things. I feel like you know more than I do.”

Then she raised her eyes again: “If Yarrow knows, can you teach me? How do you do dual cultivation?”

The moist, hot breath the girl exhaled as she spoke brushed against his ear, bringing a slight itch.

Why does this little fox feel particularly tempting tonight . . .

Yarrow turned his head and raised his eyebrows at the little fox: “Are you sure you want to do it?”

“I want to do it.” Tao Hu's tone was firm.

Yarrow turned his eyes to the ceiling:

“Teaching a pure little fox demon dual cultivation . . . why does this feel like a plot from Liu Bei's story . . .”

He sighed deeply, then turned over and looked directly into Tao Hu's beautiful purple eyes.

Tao Hu suddenly felt a little apprehensive at his gaze and leaned back subconsciously.

Yarrow reached out and stroked Tao Hu's delicate face.

Touched by his sudden caress, Tao Hu's pretty face flushed red, and she retreated abruptly, her back hitting the wall.

“Ya-Ya-Yarrow, what are you doing!” The little fox said in a flustered voice, her face flushed with shame.

“Although I, I, I cultivated from a fox, I'm a girl after all, that, that, it's best to have a sense of distance between men and women!”

Yarrow was stunned, then couldn't help but say: “Didn't you ask me to teach you dual cultivation? And you crawled into my bed while saying that there should be a difference between men and women. Don't you think that's unconvincing!”

Tao Hu widened her eyes slightly: “Could it be that having intimate relations between men and women is dual cultivation?”

“Then what did you think dual cultivation was?” Yarrow looked at her helplessly.

“I thought . . . it was two Dao companions singing together, playing games together, reciting scriptures together . . .” Tao Hu's eyes darted around.

“What kind of Baby Bus version of dual cultivation is that?”

I didn't expect this to actually be an absolutely pure fox spirit . . .

“I told you it's not the same . . .” Yarrow turned back, “Alright, if you don't want to, then go to sleep.”

However, Tao Hu stretched out a hand and grabbed his clothes.

“That, I . . . I still want to try . . .”

The little fox's trembling voice sounded.

Turning his head, he saw her pouting her mouth shyly, looking at him expectantly.

Just as Yarrow was about to speak, she said again: “But, I know very little about this aspect, so . . . can we start with the simplest thing first?”

“What do you mean by the simplest thing?” Yarrow asked, puzzled.

Tao Hu stretched out her fair, jade-like little hand.

“Hold hands first.”

“That's too simple . . .”

Looking at her cute appearance, tense yet determined, Yarrow inexplicably found it a little funny.

He turned back again and grasped Tao Hu's soft, delicate little hand.

“Is this okay?” he said.

Tao Hu looked at her hand being held and lowered her head slightly.

“Mm.” She nodded gently, her eyes half-closed.

[Tao Hu's affection increased by 30]

“Yarrow's hands are so rough, and there are so many calluses, but they are very warm.”

“After all, I often use a sword for training and stuff.”

Yarrow yawned and said vaguely: “Alright, go to sleep quickly.”

Tao Hu looked at him for a while, leaned a little closer, and gently closed her eyes.

Just like that, holding the little fox's hand, his eyelids also grew heavy. Before falling asleep, he heard Tao Hu's even breathing.

Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding!

A series of life-threatening ringtones suddenly woke Yarrow up. He sat up with a start, thinking that a nuclear explosion was about to happen and the alarm was going off.

He rummaged around and found the phone placed on the bedside table, quickly picking it up and turning off the alarm.

“I forgot to set an alarm last night to wake up early . . . but this ringtone is too scary.”

He threw the phone on the table to the side.

“Ugh . . . is it morning?”

Tao Hu sat up from the bed, her long pink hair disheveled, her face still dazed, the strap of her pajamas was crooked on her arm, she covered her mouth and yawned, then turned her head and saw Yarrow, her eyes widened.

“Ah, ah, ah? Yarrow? Why, why, why are you in my room!”

The little fox woke up a lot and hurriedly pulled up the blanket to cover her half-exposed spring scenery.

“Are you a fish? Didn't you say last night that there was an evil spirit in the house that was going to absorb my yang energy, and this is my room.”

Yarrow really said somewhat helplessly.

Only then did Tao Hu remember and scratched her head embarrassedly.

“Yes, yes, I forgot after sleeping.”

Then she remembered again and quickly got up, grabbing Yarrow's arm: “That's right! Evil spirits! Yarrow, we must go into the city early today to buy some exorcising objects!”

“I know, go back and wash up quickly, we'll go after breakfast.”

At this time, Ji Xiaofei's morning crowing sound rang out as usual.

“Yarrow, Yarrow, look, Little Gray's belly has become so big, is she pregnant with bunny babies?”

In the kitchen, Ji Xiaofei said, holding the gray rabbit that was as fat as a piglet.

Yarrow had been preparing to use this rabbit as a reserve food, and it didn't even have a name. After Ji Xiaofei took care of it, she even gave it the name Little Gray.

“That's just because it's fat from eating. There are no other rabbits here, so how can it get pregnant?” Yarrow said while frying eggs.

“Isn't there Yarrow?” Ji Xiaofei tilted her head.

“You want to get beaten again, don't you!”

Yarrow raised the spatula at her, and Ji Xiaofei quickly ran away, holding the rabbit.

Serina walked downstairs, rubbing her eyes. Yesterday's translation work made her somewhat tired as well. After sitting down, she picked up a slice of bread and took a bite.

“Serina, I'm going into the city today. Your alchemy order needs to be finally confirmed and signed. They'll deliver it tomorrow. Also, Tao Hu has something to do in the city as well,” Yarrow said to her.

Although he didn't see any evil spirits that Tao Hu mentioned when he woke up in the morning, he didn't want to interrupt her since she was interested.

“Okay, I understand. I'll do the translation myself today.” Serina's tone was somewhat resentful.

After breakfast, Yarrow took Tao Hu, packed up, and left the house, heading towards the main city.

“Yarrow.”

Tao Hu called out softly beside him.

“Hmm?”

“The dual cultivation from last night, can we continue it today?”

Tao Hu blushed slightly and stretched out her hand to him, looking at him expectantly.

Yarrow hesitated for a moment, but still took her hand.

Tao Hu smiled, took two quick steps, and snuggled up to Yarrow.

“I always have the feeling of taking a child out to play . . .”

Yarrow thought inexplicably.

At this moment, a pop-up window appeared in front of him:

[Heartbeat Challenge, go on a perfect date with Tao Hu! Reward: Tokens X40]

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