My magic weapons are all rule-based

Dragon Court Holy Land, inside a main hall in the outer area.

The fluorite all around is shining and extremely beautiful.

Xu Shan was sitting astride a big chair with a golden sword, and the Heart-killing Sword was lying on the ground.

Yan Mohuoshan and his party were considered a complete failure.

Now that we were close, we stopped by the Holy Land of Longting to rest. Of course, we came in without telling Cuiyu and used some "people" connections.

There are two plans for coming here. One is to use the treasure land to prepare for another retreat to attack the divine palace.

He used the CD to kill a large number of Zihe's zombies and gained a lot of experience. Although the increased skills were far from enough, Zihe's ambush was really hard for him.

If you break through in retreat early, your safety factor will increase a lot if you come out again. If you reach the stage of Shenfu, it will be another circle and another set of gameplay, a simple and unpretentious gameplay that returns to your roots.

So I went to the inner court of Longting to borrow a precious place for retreat in advance. There is probably no better retreat environment in the world than here.

As for the second point, it's very simple. There is still a traitor who needs to be trained!

Xu Shan lowered his head and stared at the Heart-killing Sword.

He could accept and understand being attacked by Zi He!

But when attacked by the Heart-killing Sword, he would seduce others behind his back from time to time, playing the role of hidden adulterer! This is unacceptable!

Xu Shan held his chin in his hand and waited for a long time, but the Heart Killing Sword did not respond.

Seeing this, I finally got fed up.

Stand up and raise the Sword King Sword to slash!

At the moment it fell, the Heart Killing Sword shook, and a pale figure floated out from the sword body, kneeling in front of Xu Shan with a dejected expression.

"Pretend. With my current state, do you think I will lose control of my strength when I am angry? I know exactly how much it hurts you. It's really hard for you to lie down for two more hours." Xu Shan said coldly.

"Winning king or losing bandit, kill him if you want. I have nothing to say." The Heart-killing Sword Spirit whispered.

"He also knows some damn idioms!"

Bang!

Xu Shan raised his big foot and touched it directly on Sword Spirit's beautiful face.

The sword spirit screamed in pain and was kicked and turned upside down.

After squirming for a moment, he climbed up shakily and looked at Xu Shan with evasive eyes.

"You're going to kill me, right?"

"..."

"You...you will kill me, right?"

"..."

Sword Spirit's lips moved, his expression full of panic: "I'm sorry!"

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, you should give me a chance to apologize!"

Xu Shan took a step back and leaned on the big chair again.

"I don't understand why your sword spirit has to be in human form or a woman?" Xu Shan thought while holding his chin.

"This is what the weapon refiner who forged me looks like. When I was born, she was the first person I saw. The sword was also supplemented by her hard work, and the sword's shape evolved naturally based on the consciousness and instinct in my heart." Linglao responded honestly.

"Is this why you look human?"

Heart-killing Sword remained silent and did not speak.

"When did you start hating me?"

Seeing that she was unwilling to answer, Xu Shan looked up at the roof and continued to ask.

"Too many times, I can't remember..." Sword Spirit closed his eyes in pain.

"Sigh...I can't remember clearly. But just admit that you hate me, and I won't be polite." After saying that, Xu Shan stood up.

"Don't come here!!" Sword Spirit suddenly screamed and backed away using his hands and feet.

"Xu Shan!! You are not a human being at all. I am not wrong! I did nothing wrong! Why do you torture me!! You are unreasonable!!"

"Huh?" Xu Shan was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed again, "You said I'm unreasonable, so we have to talk it over."

"You are a murder weapon. You were born to kill people and fight for their lives. This is your bounden duty! What's wrong with me using you to kill people? How do I want to kill? Do you have the right to have an opinion?"

"You..." Sword Spirit's heart was in turmoil, and his thoughts were spinning wildly!

What to do, what to do! How to break the situation! ?

Show off? He is still quite lustful in his heart, but this emotion has been suppressed by force.

Selling hue is useful, but not very useful...

Fight him to the end! ?

No, absolutely not! You can't force yourself to explain. This bitch will definitely turn to the attitude issue and then double the torture. He is still in a normal state of reasoning. You have to find a way to explain softly and make him feel that he is wrong. This can still be useful!

"Speak." Xu Shan stood down with his hands on his waist, and the shadow covered the sword spirit.

The sword spirit trembled, and its beautiful face seemed to be weeping.

He raised his voice and said pitifully: "Everything you said is right!"

"Huh?!" Xu Shan leaned back strategically, confused.

"But you never wipe it for me after you use it!"

"You fart! I clearly wiped it on you once when I took the pill from someone else's butt in the secret realm!"

The sword spirit's nostrils instantly enlarged, and its soul body trembled.

Resisting the urge to die together, he continued to say in a low voice: "On that one time, you felt sick yourself! Other times, you never helped me wipe it!"

"Ah..." Xu Shan scratched his face, feeling slightly embarrassed.

That seems to be the case.

In the past, he didn't think anything of the Heart Killer Sword being a sword. Now that he could turn into a human and accuse him, he really felt a little guilty when he thought about it.

"Well..." Xu Shan said, "Now that you have hands and feet, what else are you dissatisfied with me about? You can wipe it yourself in the future."

"..." The sword soul flashed again, "What about the past!"

"Let me settle old scores, right?"

"No, I didn't mean that..." The sword spirit twisted his hands tightly and gritted his teeth secretly, "It's just that I don't understand, you have so many magic weapons, why do you use me to do such dirty things!"

"You are fast, you are slippery, and you don't stick." The remaining guilt on Xu Shan's face gradually disappeared, "Yes, you don't stick, what should I wipe for you?"

"I c..."

The sword spirit trembled, suppressing the restless volcano in his chest.

"Stick! Who said it doesn't stick! It's all stuck!"

"You fart, do you think my eyesight is given for nothing? I don't know whether it sticks or not?" Xu Shan sneered with his arms crossed.

Glancing at Xu Shan's expression, the sword spirit's remaining rationality collapsed in an instant!

Jumped up on the spot, with black hair flying, pointing at Xu Shan's nose and cursing.

"Xu Shan!! You are a bastard!!"

"Hmm!?"

"Hmm your mother! I am scolding you! You said it is not sticky, then it is not sticky? You know better than me whether it is sticky or not!!" The sword spirit cursed madly, "Do you know what darkness is, what smell and touch is, again and again! You are never ending!!"

Xu Shan wanted to get angry, but suddenly his expression froze.

"Wait, smell... Can you still smell it?"

"Of course I can smell it! I can smell it the day I was forged!! I am more sensitive to the emotions, smells, and sounds of living beings than you monks!! But what have you done to me! Beast! Fuck beast!!" The sword spirit roared with fangs and claws, with a crazy look and no grace at all.

"Uh..." Xu Shan was quite at a loss.

This is really unexpected. Who knew that a sword could be like this, and it also has "taste buds"... Except that it can't speak and act independently, it is not much worse than a human.

"So what if I can sense the smell? Dogs eat shit, too. It smells good... All creatures have different tastes and smells. What if you think it's good?" Xu Shan argued.

"Bullshit! Do I think it's good? Have you ever seen a dog stick its head in shit?"

"...Enjoy it."

"Fuck! I'm going to fight you!"

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