My magic weapons are all rule-based

"If you dare to make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude!" Xu Shan raised his palm and knocked the sword spirit to the ground.

The sword spirit stood up and rushed forward again with fangs and claws.

Xu Shan was not in a hurry to hit hard again. He clamped a rope head with two fingers and raised an object out of thin air!

After this strange object appeared, the sword spirit dared not move again, and froze in place with a distorted expression.

Xu Shan sneered: "This is to punish you. I prepared a treasure for you on the way to Longting."

"The scabbard is specially sewn for you with the skin eyes of a hundred kinds of monsters! If you dare to fight with me again, I will let you taste a hundred kinds of flavors at once!"

"Are you still screaming?" Xu Shan scolded.

"No... I'm not screaming anymore." The sword spirit was suffocated in place, with a miserable face.

Falling into the hands of this devil, you can't die, you can't escape... According to past experience, the more you resist, the worse the end will be, and everything can only be left to fate.

The sword spirit sighed in his heart, slowly closed his eyes, and put on a look of being at the mercy of others.

Xu Shan nodded with satisfaction and put away the Baiju sword sheath.

He stepped forward and directly grabbed the sword spirit's thin neck, and threw the Heart-Slaying Sword on the ground with force.

The sword spirit returned to the sword, and Xu Shan directly threw the Heart-Slaying Sword into the storage bag and walked out of the hall with big strides.

.....

After a long time, in a misty hot spring.

Xu Shan leaned against the edge of the pool with his arms crossed.

After soaking for a while and wiping his face, he threw the Heart-Slaying Sword directly into the bottom of the spring.

The next second, the sword spirit came out of the water and looked at Xu Shan in confusion.

Xu Shan took a cigarette, rubbed a flame with two fingers and lit it, then closed his eyes and did not look at the sword spirit, smoking while talking.

"I didn't know your situation these years. Ignorance is not blame."

"You know too much about me. You know in your heart that I can't let you go. And I'm kind-hearted and don't want to ruin you. How about we both take a step back and reconcile?"

The sword spirit was confused for a while, but quickly calmed down.

"What do you mean?"

"It doesn't matter. Is reconciliation difficult to understand?" Xu Shan exhaled a cloud of air, "Stay by my side in the future and don't cause me trouble... One day I don't need you anymore, or if you are no longer a threat to me, I will give you freedom. Is it clear enough?"

The sword spirit rolled his eyes and mustered up the courage to say: "What about the past? Do you think I will forgive you if you say a few soft words?"

Xu Shan slowly turned his head and opened his eyes to look at the sword spirit.

The sword spirit trembled all over and couldn't help but regret it.

But the words had already been spoken and there was no way to take them back.

After hesitating for a moment, he looked at Xu Shan again.

Seeing his frightened and cowardly look, Xu Shan laughed dumbly, and his embarrassment disappeared.

"So what do you want? I don't despise you when I bathe in the same pool with you. Isn't this sincere enough?"

"Do you know how many women in the world want to bathe with me? Others drool at my body. You are the first one to bathe with me. You are lucky!" As he spoke, Xu Shan tensed his muscles and looked very satisfied with himself.

"Do you have the right to despise me? Isn't it you who caused me to be like this!" The sword spirit said excitedly with wide eyes, "Who else wants to bathe with you! You narcissist, stop shaking your ass, it's so greasy, I feel sick when I see it!"

Hearing this, Xu Shan was not angry.

He raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

Not long after, behind the bushes in the distance, a furry and round monster came to Xu Shan carrying a large wooden barrel full of liquid.

When it reached the edge of the pool, its fat body shook, and the wooden barrel on its back fell straight into the hot spring.

Xu Shan moved his fingers slightly, and the Heart-Slaying Sword inserted at the bottom broke through the water and fell horizontally into the wooden barrel.

With a splash, splashes of yellow liquid were splashed out.

The liquid fell into the hot spring, diffused and disappeared, leaving only a fruity fragrance.

The sword spirit's expression immediately became subtle, and he looked at Xu Shan with complicated eyes: "Do you think this little trick can make me forget all the old hatreds?"

"No, of course I don't think you will be convinced by this, I just want to show my sincerity." Xu Shan said, "I was a little cruel to you before, but I won't be cruel again in the future. From now on, as long as you have no second thoughts about me, you will always have good juice to eat."

"Let's get along again." Xu Shan smiled, "We all lack understanding of each other. You will understand that I am a very good person, especially to the people around me. Strictly speaking, I am still a people-pleasing personality."

"You can only please yourself, right?" The sword spirit looked at him coldly, "I don't believe a word you say!"

"Subordinates cannot contradict their superiors !” Xu Shan raised a finger and pointed at the sword spirit, saying, “This is one of the rules you must abide by in addition to loyalty.”

“Of course, there must be corresponding rights and interests when there are responsibilities. When you become my magic weapon, I will find a way to help you improve. I can also give you a holiday in my free time and allow you to move freely.”

The sword spirit hesitated, and Xu Shan’s tone turned cold: “Think about it before you speak. You hurt me behind my back, and I spoke to you in a nice tone, but you have been pushing your nose and face.”

“I can force you to do anything, but I don’t like to force things.”

“Now I have said everything. Whether you agree or not is a matter of your words.”

Facing Xu Shan’s staring eyes, the sword spirit hesitated and hesitated...

The current result can be said to be the best plan.

I am completely unable to fight against Xu Mo. If he doesn’t have to do the dirty work himself, it is not unacceptable, and the old hatred can be tolerated!

To be honest, if this demon has identified someone, he is still quite good to his own people.

But the problem is that this devil has done all kinds of dirty things in his life, and there is a trend of getting worse. It is very likely that one day he will relapse and use himself to dig out feces!

This possibility is very high. Most of the time, he speaks like farts. Few of his ten sentences are true. It is the kind that is redundant to listen to.

After thinking about it, the sword spirit calmed down and said in a deep voice: "I want you to swear! Promise not to force me to do something I don't like!"

Xu Shan smiled and shrugged: "No problem, I Xu Shan swear to the sky..."

"It's useless to swear to the sky!" The sword spirit interrupted immediately, "I want you to swear by your parents!"

Instantly!

Xu Shan's face was frosty, and the sword spirit's heart trembled.

He suppressed his fear and said, "I'm not arguing with you, I'm talking about reason!"

"If you are willing to swear, I promise that I will never betray you, and... and I can tell you a secret! A piece of news that is extremely important to you! It may even be related to your life!"

After staring at the sword spirit for a while, Xu Shan nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you."

He didn't expect that the sword spirit could say such a thing. It seems that he knows himself much better than he thought.

If he can't make her surrender sincerely, he can only destroy it.

"I swear..."

The sword spirit looked at Xu Shan nervously, and when he heard the other party swear word by word, he let out a sigh of relief.

"Tell me, do you have any news that is extremely important to me and related to my life?"

"In your body..."

......