My Master Is a God
Chapter 23 The consequences of flirting with a single dog are very serious
However, the next second after opening the door, he was stunned when he saw the person outside the door. He didn't expect a beautiful woman to come to the door, and then Yang Yiyun laughed. He was really dozing off, and someone gave him a pillow. He was worried about finding someone to test the effect of the medicine. , There are beauties who take the initiative to deliver to your door.
Appearing at the door was a woman wearing a mask and sunglasses. When Yang Yiyun opened the door, she stood quietly at the door without saying a word.
However, who is Yang Yiyun now?
He is now a descendant of the Sanxian, a cultivator who has started to cultivate, and whose realm is at the first level of the Qi Refining Stage.
It is no exaggeration to say that the current Yang Yiyun is more sensitive than ordinary people. Anyone who has greeted him can be remembered. The most powerful thing is that practitioners can sense other people's breath.
Everyone in the world is unique, and everyone has their own unique atmosphere.
This person was recognized immediately by Yang Yiyun's perception.
It's none other than Liu Lingling, who is the flower of the class and the beauty of the school.
Moreover, Liu Lingling was the only girl who knew that Yang Yiyun was renting a house.
So Yang Yiyun recognized her immediately after opening the door. Although Liu Lingling didn't speak and was still wearing sunglasses and a mask, it made no difference to Yang Yiyun.
"Wrapped like this, you're not afraid of prickly heat?" Yang Yiyun said with a smile.
"Yang Yiyun, are you a dog? Auntie, so you can recognize him?" Liu Lingling walked into the door while speaking.
"Why are you here?" Yang Yiyun asked.
Liu Lingling took off her sunglasses and stared at her, "Grandma convinced you, I am such a beautiful woman, and others can't wait for it, why do you have such a disgusted look on your face, why is my aunt so poor?"
Yang Yiyun rolled his eyes and said: "Hurry up and get down, it's not good to be with you, buddy is always unlucky, will you come to me if you have nothing to do? Don't say you miss me?"
"I haven't seen you for a few days, my aunt really misses you, why not?" Liu Lingling said with twinkling eyes.
"Uh~ You can lie to others with such words, but my buddy is not interested in you." Yang Yiyun said arrogantly.
As soon as Liu Lingling heard this, she immediately exploded, raised her eyebrows and said sharply: "Yang Yiyun, you...I'll beat you to death, and I'm so angry with you~"
While speaking, Liu Lingling flung her teeth and claws at Yang Yiyun, wanting to vent her anger.
However, Yang Yiyun raised her hand and grabbed her wrist, and Liu Lingling's body became unsteady and directly stuck to Yang Yiyun's body.
Yang Yiyun also didn't expect Liu Lingling to be so weak, he felt that he didn't have any strength, so why did she stick it up.
Immediately, a faint scent of a girl's body penetrated into her nostrils, and she felt soft and comfortable on her chest. Yang Yiyun suddenly realized that this joke was too big.
As if getting an electric shock, she let go of Liu Lingling and said, "Ahem, it wasn't intentional, really." She smiled awkwardly and took a step back to get out of the way.
Liu Lingling also felt very depressed in her heart. The last time she was stared at by the bastard Yang Yiyun, this time she was hit by him again, and she sat on Yang Yiyun's bed feeling weak all over, feeling her face was very hot, if it wasn't for Wearing a mask, your face can turn into a red apple right now.
She hated Yang Yiyun's toothache in her heart, but Liu Lingling also knew that the bastard really didn't do it on purpose. The bigger reason was that she had a weakness in her body, which was that her whole body would become weak and weak when touched by the opposite sex.
After taking a deep breath and trying to calm herself down, Liu Lingling changed the subject and said, "You bastard, what are you doing these days, and I can't even call you?"
"I went to the countryside and my phone ran out of battery, why do you really miss me?" Yang Yiyun said with a chuckle.
"It's no wonder my aunt misses you. I need your help." Liu Lingling took off her mask and continued: "I have long peas on my face for no reason. I saw the doctor and took medicine. Not only Doudou It didn’t disappear but more and more, aren’t you a native doctor, show my aunt if there is any way to heal it?”
While speaking, Liu Lingling had an anxious and bitter expression on her face, she was too afraid to go out because of the peas on her face, and she took several days off to stay at home.
For girls, having pimples on their face is like falling into the sky, especially Liu Lingling, who is known as the class flower in school.
Yang Yiyun looked at Liu Lingling's chin with the buzzing little peas, and suddenly couldn't help laughing. He was still thinking about how to trick her into experimenting with the efficacy of "Zhuyan Pill", but now he saw the peas on her face. Dou, the effort of fooling around is saved.
I also know why Liu Lingling didn't come to class a few days ago. It turned out that she had peas on her face and she didn't dare to go out. Liu Lingling is a native of the ancient city, so it is convenient for her to go home.
"Yang Yiyun, you are too much~ My aunt has so many red beans on her face, it's fine if you don't care about it, but I'm a best friend, and I trust you so much to come to you, why are you still laughing at me." Liu Lingling Danfeng raised her eyebrows He stared at Yang Yiyun and cursed.
"Bestie, your sister, I am a pure man, don't treat me like a fake mother, haha~" Yang Yiyun couldn't help laughing when he looked at Liu Lingling's face.
"You're still laughing~" Liu Lingling's eyes were red, and she was almost dying of worry from the peas on her face these days. If she doesn't get better, she's going to go to Yanjing or Shanghai for treatment.
The reason why I came to see Yang Yiyun today was also a temporary impulse in my heart. On the one hand, Yang Yiyun's treatment of relatives' diseases was indeed effective. I wondered if he could cure the peas on his face?
On the other hand, it was because Liu Lingling herself didn't know what happened. Anyway, since she was rescued by Yang Yiyun from Ruan Wenhao that night, she had an inexplicable affection for Yang Yiyun in her heart, which even she couldn't understand.
In addition, she couldn't get through the phone call to Yang Yiyun all day yesterday, so she couldn't help but went to the door directly, first to see what this bastard was doing, and second, to try her luck if Yang Yiyun could cure the pimple on her face. bean.
Yang Yiyun looked at Liu Lingling's crying expression, and couldn't bear to tease her, so he put away his smile and said, "It's a good deal for you today, and my brother happens to have a very, very expensive and high-end magic beauty medicine in his hand, which probably wipes out your face. Doudou is a piece of cake, waiting to treat you now."
"Really? Don't you lie to me?" Liu Lingling's eyes started to glow when she heard that.
"When did buddy ever lie to you?" Yang Yiyun rolled his eyes.
He walked over and took out two "Zhuyan Dan" in glass bottles.
"Swallow one, and I'll put the other on your face to try, the effect should be very fast." Handed a Zhuyan Pill to Liu Lingling.
"Yang Yiyun, what is this thing? Can you eat the black one? Don't eat my aunt to death? Or some kind of love drug?" Liu Lingling was dubious.
"Your sister, if you like to eat or not, I won't give it to you." Yang Yiyun stared and was about to take it back.
This time Liu Lingling was in a hurry, she really wanted to heal the pimples on her face, she immediately yelled: "I eat it, I eat it, my aunt is willing to go all out, and you are circled around and my aunt also recognizes it." He hid Zhuyan Dan in his hand and swallowed it in one bite.
Listening to her words, Yang Yiyun had black lines on his face. If he didn't see that she was a girl, he really wanted to kick her to death.
"You're thinking too much, buddy, I can only leave it to my favorite person for the first time, how can it be cheap for you." Yang Yiyun was really rude when speaking to Liu Lingling, anyway, the two of them are used to bickering like this.
"Fuck, pretending to be innocent, this is the first time~" Liu Lingling made a vomit look, then pouted her mouth and said, "Hey, don't say that this pill tastes good, it's not too bitter and sweet, Does one of Yang Yiyun's works? Why don't you give me another one?"
"Neuropathy is an elixir, it's very expensive, understand? Take one, and put one on your face, it should be enough, wait until I apply it to you." Yang Yiyun found a teacup and poured the other Put Zhuyan Pill into a small cup, add a little water, stir it with your fingers twice to dissolve the elixir, and then apply it to Liu Lingling.
"Oh my god, why are you stirring it with your fingers? It's disgusting." Liu Lingling looked disgusted when she saw Yang Yiyun's actions.
"I said Miss Liu, what the hell is wrong with you~ Is it not enough? It's not enough, buddy is not waiting on me anymore. You are the one with acne, not me." Putting the small cup on the coffee table, Yang Yiyun couldn't help ignore her.
"Uh~" Mentioning the doudou Liu Lingling on her face lost her temper. She is a kind of sincerely unattractive towards Yang Yiyun. She is a goddess in front of other boys, and a woman in front of Yang Yiyun. It's really true to this bastard. There is no way, being disgusted and cursed by him, instead of being angry, he feels very kind.
"For the doudou on the face, for the youthful appearance of my aunt—I will bear it." She said something in her heart, and the next moment Liu Lingling squeezed out a smile and said to Yang Yiyun: "Okay, don't be angry, you are a professional you Come and apply it to me, okay~"
Liu Lingling's whine made Yang Yiyun's whole body go limp. Unlike Qian Xiaobei's whine, Liu Lingling's voice was pleasant to listen to, and her immunity plummeted.
"Uh~ You talk nicely, buddy will just treat you." Yang Yiyun really couldn't stand Liu Lingling's coquettish flirting.
Picking up the cup, he directly smeared a layer of Zhuyan Pill on Liu Lingling's face with his fingers.
"Okay, wash it off in half an hour and see the effect."
"Thank you, Brother Yun~"
"Speaking of people, I can't stand you being a dick and seducing me, believe it or not, I'll do you." Yang Yiyun said viciously.
But in exchange for a series of giggles from Liu Lingling.
Although she hasn't really known Yang Yiyun for a long time, Liu Lingling knows that Yang Yiyun is not that kind of person. On the contrary, this guy is very traditional in his bones. Fa-rectification.
Therefore, Liu Lingling actually trusts Yang Yiyun very much in her heart. In front of Yang Yiyun, she can talk and chat unprepared without any scruples, and she doesn't have to pretend to be a lady at all. She likes this feeling very much.
"Hehehe~ Don't just talk but don't practice, why are you here?" Liu Lingling teased.
Yang Yiyun had a black line on his face: "Liu Lingling, let me tell you not to tease brother, otherwise you will bear the consequences."
"My aunt just teased you, haha..." Liu Lingling laughed triumphantly.
But the next moment she couldn't laugh anymore, because she saw Yang Yiyun get up from the coffee table, watching her walking straight in his eyes.
"Yang Yiyun, don't come here, my aunt is just joking with you." Liu Lingling finally panicked.
"Hehe, buddy, take it seriously. Today I want to let you know how serious the consequences of flirting with a single dog are." Yang Yiyun smiled and rushed towards Liu Lingling.
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