My Master Is a God

But the next moment she couldn't laugh anymore, because she saw Yang Yiyun get up from the coffee table, watching her walking straight in his eyes.

"Yang Yiyun, don't come here, my aunt is just joking with you." Liu Lingling finally panicked.

"Hehe, buddy, take it seriously. Today I want to let you know how serious the consequences of flirting with a single dog are." Yang Yiyun smiled and rushed towards Liu Lingling.

"Ah~"

Liu Lingling screamed in fright. Yang Yiyun pounced on her, she didn't expect Yang Yiyun would dare to pounce on her, she secretly cried out in her heart: "I knew I wouldn't be a flirt, what if she really... swollen me?"

She was flustered and frightened, this joke was a bit too much, she wanted to push away Yang Yiyun, who was pressing on her body, but her weakness all over her body happened again, how could she have the strength to push him away?

The little deer on her chest bumped and jumped, and Liu Lingling was completely lost.

He could only yell in his mouth: "Yang Yiyun, you bastard, let me go~"

"Hey, but you asked me to come here yourself. Congratulations, you have successfully stirred up the flames of my buddies. Prepare to be punished!" Yang Yiyun smiled wickedly at Liu Lingling and kissed her.

"Boom~"

Looking at Yang Yiyun's kissed mouth, Liu Lingling's mind rumbled and fell into a blank. She didn't know what to do. Feeling the unique breath of a man, Liu Lingling's whole body felt soft and hot, her face was flushed, and she closed her eyes as if resigned to her fate. eyes.

But after a few seconds, she felt something was wrong, why didn't that bastard Yang Yiyun kiss him for a long time?

You bastard, you can kiss if you want, why make me feel uneasy like this, it's so fucking tormenting~

Just when she was about to open her eyes, a crisp sound came from her ears, and then Liu Lingling groaned, trembling all over her body, and then her tense body instantly relaxed.

"Crack~"

But Yang Yiyun slapped him on the buttocks.

"I want to take advantage of my buddy, but I don't even have any windows. Everything my buddy owns is reserved for my future wife. I'm not a casual person. This slap is to punish you for flirting with my buddy, haha~" Yang Yiyun smirked and sat back on the sofa.

In fact, just for a moment, he really wanted to deal with Liu Lingling. This woman is too hateful. She has repeatedly challenged his man's bottom line. If she doesn't teach her a lesson, she won't have a long memory.

However, Yang Yiyun is not a casual playboy, he is very traditional in his bones, just to scare Liu Lingling, if he is really asked to do it, he really can't do it, so after taking advantage of Liu Lingling's butt, he smiled and walked away .

It was also seen just now that Liu Lingling's face was pale with fright, and Yang Yiyun could also see that this girl's mouth is full of cannonballs, and when she really does it, she will become a frost-beaten eggplant-it must be wilting!

Hearing Yang Yiyun's triumphant smirk, Liu Lingling let out a sigh of relief, but felt a little lost in her heart.

After sitting up, looking at Yang Yiyun, she stared at Yang Yiyun and said stiffly, "I... I knew you were a gay friend, you wouldn't even dare to sleep on your bed with a beautiful woman like my aunt, hee hee~"

"Can you say something again?" Yang Yiyun narrowed his eyes and watched.

"Uh~ Well, let me go to the bathroom." Yang Yiyun squinted her eyes and said something to Liu Lingling, her heart trembled. She really didn't dare to speak hard this time, so she hurried away by going to the bathroom.

Yang Yiyun couldn't help but want to laugh: "Small sample~ isn't it very bold?"

Liu Lingling quickly got into the bathroom as if she didn't hear.

A few minutes later, Liu Lingling came out of the bathroom and walked to the other side of the bed. She was frightened by Yang Yiyun and decided to keep a close distance with him.

While walking, he asked: "When will the bastard Yang Yiyun wash off the medicine on his face, it's very itchy~"

"Wait for at least half an hour, the itching will prove the effect." Yang Yiyun rolled her eyes and said.

"Okay, grandma, wait a minute!" Liu Lingling moved to the other side of the bed while speaking.

But as soon as she sat down, a scream came out of her mouth: "Ah~ what's fluffy under your bed?"

Liu Lingling jumped up as if her butt was sitting on the tip of a needle, and went straight to Yang Yiyun's side and hugged his arm.

Being hung on Liu Lingling's arm, feeling her softness, Yang Yiyun was distracted, and pushed slightly: "Don't make a fuss, it's my pet~"

"Squeak~"

Sure enough, it was Mink who got under the bed just now.

Liu Lingling looked at the culprit who got out from under the bed and frightened her. It turned out to be a cute and cute mink. Looking at it, the fright just flew away instantly, and her eyes glowed with love: "Wow~ What a cute pet~”

While speaking, he walked towards Diao'er in two or three steps, making a gesture to hug Diao'er.

Yang Yiyun was shocked, and just about to remind her not to touch it, the marten is a wild animal although it has human nature, Yang Yiyun has seen its sharp claws before, if the marten scratches Liu Lingling's face, then But the sky fell.

"Don't touch..."

When the words fell, Liu Lingling had already hugged Diao'er in her arms.

What surprised Yang Yiyun was that Diao'er didn't resist, and let Liu Lingling pick it up, enjoying Liu Lingling's stroking on its hair.

"Yang Yiyun, where did you buy such a cute pet? It's so cute, I want it too." After speaking, he looked at Diao Er and said, "Oh, don't worry about it, look at this body is too dirty and full of dust , I'll go wash it~"

After seeing Diao'er, Liu Lingling entered the mode of talking to herself, and without asking Yang Yiyun and Diao'er if they would like it, she carried Diao'er into the bathroom to bathe Diao'er.

Yang Yiyun shook his head and ignored it, as long as Diao Er didn't attack her.

After a while, Liu Lingling came out of the bathroom with Diao'er in her arms. She had washed the dust off Diao'er's body and dried her hair. She saw Diao'er's golden hair glistening, which was really beautiful.

"It's all right now, it's great that you smell good all over the body, or you follow my sister, I'll forget it, this scoundrel Yang Yiyun can't take care of you well." Liu Lingling kissed Diao'er in her arms, then looked at Yang Yiyun and said: "Hey Yang Yiyun, what's the name of this mink?"

"I haven't named it yet~" Yang Yiyun said casually.

"No name, how about I give it a name?" Liu Lingling said.

Yang Yiyun didn't care and said, "Whatever~"

Liu Lingling hugged the mink and thought for a while and said: "This mink is cute and cute. After taking a bath, the whole body smells good. Why don't we call it Xiangxiang? Anyway, it's a female, so the name Xiangxiang is appropriate!"

Yang Yiyun looked at her with a weird face: "Wow, Liu Lingling, how do you know it's the mother's? Have you seen it? You are too dirty."

"Yang Yiyun, you..." Liu Lingling blushed, and then said, "I just saw it when I was giving Xiangxiang a bath, and it wasn't on purpose." She finally lowered her voice.

"Hahaha~" Seeing Liu Lingling blushing, Yang Yiyun laughed and said, "It's okay, it's just a joke, Xiangxiang is Xiangxiang, the name sounds good."

The two of them decided on a name for Diao'er - Xiangxiang.

After calculating the time, almost half an hour has passed, and Yang Yiyun said with anticipation: "Go to the bathroom and wash off the ointment on your face to see the effect."

Hearing Yang Yiyun's words, Liu Lingling quickly put Xiangxiang prisoner on the bed and said, "Yes, yes, yes, almost forgetting the peas on my face is a big deal."

As she spoke, she ran into the bathroom, she was very concerned about Doudou's face.

Yang Yiyun also wanted to see the effect of the fake "Zhuyan Pill" he refined, so he followed and stood at the door of the bathroom, watching Liu Lingling eagerly washing the ointment on her face.

At this moment, the first thing Yang saw was Liu Lingling's bent buttocks~

The sound of rushing water was heard.

The next moment, a scream came from Liu Lingling's mouth: "Ah~"

The sound of piercing eardrums woke Yang Yiyun up, and he quickly looked away from Liu Lingling's buttocks.

The first time he saw Liu Lingling's face, Yang Yiyun immediately laughed.

The effect of "Zhuyan Pill" exceeded his expectations. Seeing Liu Lingling's face, Yang Yiyun knew that the fake "Zhuyan Pill" he made had surprisingly good cosmetic effects.

The one who was even more excited was Liu Lingling. She stared at herself in the mirror and couldn't believe her eyes. At that time, it felt much more delicate than usual, rosy in white, and felt like it could be broken by blowing bombs.

Liu Lingling knew that this was something she didn't have before, but now she wanted to feel it in the hand, and it needed to be flexible.

Doudou, who had troubled him for many days, disappeared, her confidence returned, and the school girl Liu Lingling could return to school again.

Don't mention how happy Miss Liu is at this moment, she knows that all of this is due to Yang Yiyun.

The joy of Doudou's disappearance made her scream excitedly, and directly rushed to Yang Yiyun, walked over and gave Yang Yiyun a slap on the face.

"Hahaha, Yang Yiyun, I love you so much, the annoying Doudou who tormented my aunt and couldn't sleep well for several days is gone, you are too great, hehe~" Liu Lingling hugged Yang Yiyun excitedly.

But Mr. Yang blushed. This was the second time in his memory that a girl kissed him on his own initiative.

He suddenly remembered Zhao Nan, the goddess woman who rescued him from drowning in the park when he got the Qiankun Pot that day. Although Zhao Nan gave him artificial respiration that time, it also took away his first kiss.

Thinking of Zhao Nan who saved him, Yang Yiyun's mind is full of her image, and he can't get it away!

Maybe it was the first time her first kiss was deeply affected.

At this time, Liu Lingling, who hugged and kissed Yang Yiyun because of her excitement, suddenly came back to her senses, as if... she was a little too excited, why did she get hung up on this bastard Yang Yiyun?

More importantly, it seems that I gave my first kiss to this bastard out of excitement just now?

God, Liu Lingling, what did you do?

Although he just kissed the bastard Yang Yiyun lightly, it was also the first kiss he had kept for 21 years!

Liu Lingling wailed in her heart, she quickly let go of Yang Yiyun, and stayed where she was, not to mention how complicated her heart was.

Yang Yiyun saw the complicated look in Liu Lingling's eyes, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, Miss Liu, you kissed me, and I was the one who suffered. Why does it look like you have suffered a lot? Why are you so dazed?" ah!"

After finishing speaking, Yang Yiyun didn't expect that Liu Lingling would suddenly say something that almost made him vomit blood, and he petrified on the spot with black lines on his face.