My Online Dating Partner Is a Celebrity

Zheng Qin opened the door, changed his shoes tiredly, and sat down on the sofa.

He is an ordinary operator, and his daily job is probably to call this customer and call that customer. At the end of the day, he feels that his ears are almost deaf.

You have to endure all kinds of noises when you go to work, and you have to endure the noises of your wife after get off work.

No, it shouldn't be the wife's noise. Wife Ono's voice is still very beautiful.

What I really have to endure is the noise of those junk TV shows my wife is watching.

As a woman in the new era, Ono, like most people, has always watched dramas at twice the speed.

Zheng Qin could not understand before, so fast, can he really see the plot and hear the characters clearly?

Later, after watching two episodes of TV series with Ono, he understood that even if it was 2 times the speed, the actors would speak no different from normal people.

what? You said the plot? What is the plot of these broken TV series?

He clearly remembered that the pace of the previous TV series was so fast that he missed it a little bit, and he couldn't understand it later. The current TV series are good, and watching them at 2x speed has no effect.

Why is this?

Oh, it may be that the plot is too bad, the rhythm is too slow, and... the director is too long.

"Husband!"

As soon as Zheng Qin sat on the sofa, Ono wore an apron that said "Most Beautiful Chef", ran over in a breezy manner and jumped into his arms.

"Why, let me rest for a while." Zheng Qin said so, but he hugged Ono with both hands, ready to kiss her.

"Watch the show with me tonight!" Ono said with a smile.

Zheng Qin's movements stopped, his face immediately ugly as if he had eaten the most authentic mustard.

Want to cry.

"What's your expression?" Ono said dissatisfiedly when he saw Zheng Qin's mannerism.

"Very painful expression." Zheng Qin said depressed. "Could you not let me watch TV shows with you? That stuff is really not for people to watch."

Ono immediately glared at Zheng Qin: "It's not for people to see, but for me, right?"

"Isn't it... OK, I think, just today, I won't accompany you tomorrow." Zheng Qin really has no way to deal with his wife. Once Ono glared, he almost had to kneel.

Seeing Zheng Qinfu was so fast, Ono nodded in satisfaction, turned around and went to cook again.

As for Zheng Qin, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to listen to music first, so as to comfort his ears that were about to suffer.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the two had finished their meal. Ono turned on the TV and cast the prepared TV series on the screen with his mobile phone. He was lying on Zheng Qin's body, staring at the TV with enjoyment.

Zheng Qin naturally took out his mobile phone and started to watch short videos.

"My husband, let me tell you that this TV series was played by Yang Shengquan, which I particularly liked before. Do you remember Yang Shengquan? It was the "Singing to Youth" that you watched with me when we were just together?" Ono recalled the past softly, his face full of happiness.

"Oh, that's it..." Zheng Qin agreed. Obviously, it must be more perfunctory.

"Hey, can you watch TV with me seriously? Did you hear what I just said?" Ono looked up and found that Zheng Qin was actually playing with a mobile phone. He was furious and snatched the phone off.

"I heard, I heard." Zheng Qin said painfully.

"Really heard?" Ono doubted.

"I really heard it!" Zheng Qin assured.

Zheng Qinqu did indeed hear what Ono said.

That's why it is even more desperate.

The drama "Singing to the Youth" can be said to have started Zheng Qin's nightmare for domestic TV dramas. According to legend, that drama was a remake of the copyright of a foreign super hot TV series. As a result, the whole TV series is the protagonist's few faces that can be seen. In addition, it is full of disgusting plots and inexplicable love for you I love him, he loves her, she loves him...

At that time, he was indulging in passionate love. Out of love for Ono, Zheng Qin didn't care. Looking back now, it was a nightmare!

Just the protagonist with facial paralysis on Sima's face? Is this guy cold yet?

Of course Zheng Qin still remembers Yang Shengquan, the protagonist of "Singing to Youth". He looks pretty handsome, and Ono loved it very much back then. Later, I was scolded for a long time, and there was no movement. I didn't expect that after so many years, he would come out again.

How did this man survive with that kind of acting skills?

Zheng Qin didn't know.

But he knew that soon, he was going to endure an unimaginable torture...

The point is, Ono still doesn't let him look at the phone to distract him!

This wife! It's too...well oh oh oh!

"Humhhhhhhhh!"

Just as Zheng Qin sighed and sighed and pityed himself, the TV series cast by Ono on the smart TV officially began.

At the beginning, a middle-aged man with a neck injury dragged a huge suitcase into the subway station with great effort.

The BGM in the ear is heavy and weird, which seems to imply that something bad will happen. The middle-aged man in the picture is also looking around, as if he has done something wrong.

"This is a suspense drama?" Zheng Qin asked.

Hearing Zheng Qin's question, Ono looked blank: "I don't know either."

"You don't know what the show is about when you watch the show?" Zheng Qin was convinced.

"I saw that Yang Shengquan posted a Weibo today." Ono said spoiledly, "Seriously watch the show with me~~"

"Well, you are the biggest and you are reasonable." Zheng Qin sighed and kept watching.

The plot continues to develop. The middle-aged man has already arrived at the subway security checkpoint, but he refuses to obey the security check. When the security inspector was about to contact his superiors, he unexpectedly went through the security check again!

"What kind of stupid plot is this?" Zheng Qin sighed when he saw this.

Later, the middle-aged man claimed to be a bomb in his suitcase, holding a remote control in his hand, and asking the police to prepare an escape vehicle for him, but he was eventually subdued by a bottle of water from the policewoman.

When the bomb disposal team ran over, the BGM became more nervous. However, in the end, the suitcase was opened and it was discovered that it was not a bomb at all, but a dead body!

and so……

"What kind of stupid plot came up by the stupid screenwriter?" Zheng Qin repeated what he said just now, and added an attribute.

Ono wondered: "What's wrong with this plot? Husband, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, you continue." Zheng Qin laughed bitterly, knowing that from now on until sleep, he would have to endure the noise of this bad movie.

Ono was attracted by the eerie and weird BGM. He didn't pay much attention to the plot, but Zheng Qin could see clearly.

There is no doubt that this TV series called "The Silent Truth" is a suspense film.

But this suspenseful film, from the beginning, Zheng Qin's evaluation of it is only four words: **** doesn't make sense!

Well, I thought the suitcase in the hands of the middle-aged man named Zhang Chao was a bomb, but it turned out to be a dead body.

This seems quite unexpected?

It's so unexpected! Zheng Qin called cnm directly!

There are so many murderers in this world who think about throwing their bodies on the subway after killing them!

Is this something human can do?

Is this a plot that anyone can come up with? !

Yang Shengquan is Yang Shengquan. After so many years and disappeared for so long, the acting stuff is still bad.

Zheng Qin felt that the show was completely useless, so he directly said to Ono: "Go twice the speed."

Ono shook his head, "No, it's a crime-solving movie. It will miss clues if you drive at 2x speed!"

Cut, just at the beginning, all the cases behind are shit!

Zheng Qin couldn't command his girlfriend, so he could only continue to follow Ono to watch.

For the next ten minutes or so, Yang Shengquan didn't appear, but Ge Yu, who played Yan Liang, came out first and played handsome. Later, it was to figure out the identity of the deceased, knowing that the deceased was Jiang Yang, and interrogating Zhang Chao, Zhang Chao confessed.

In less than 30 minutes, very smoothly, Zhang Chao was invited to court, preparing to plead guilty and to be sentenced for killing Jiang Yang.

However, the story has developed to this point, but it has begun to turn...

"For the deceased and the family of the deceased, I feel deeply guilty and unfair."

In the court, Zhang Chao stood up facing the trial and said so.

The BGM in my ear became strange and nervous again, and the camera began to move slowly with Zhang Chao’s words...

"... But what I feel the most today is the huge confusion. I don't understand why, I will stand here today and accept... the accusation of murder. Oh, this must be a huge misunderstanding, because... I have never Killed!

"On March 12, I am not in Jiangtan City at all!"

Damn it?

Zheng Qin, who was watching the TV series indifferently, was agitated by Zhang Chao's words.

In the TV series, everyone in the court was caught in doubt and turmoil.

"This plot is so funny. He clearly killed someone, and he just defended himself now. This is too unreasonable. Besides, isn't Yang Shengquan the protagonist? Why hasn't he appeared yet?" Xiao Ye began to express his dissatisfaction at this time.

But Zheng Qin ignored Ono, he just kept watching.

Because he found that there seems to be something in this show...

A well-thought-out lawyer did something nonsense about the corpse thrown in the subway. The identity of the deceased, the cause of death, everything went smoothly...

In the end, Zhang Chao withdrew the confession!

The first thirty minutes of co-authoring are just for fun!

Why should we arrange this? What does Zhang Chao want to do?

Zheng Qin fell into thinking.

Then I didn't want to understand.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, continue to look down and you will know...