My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

The two fell into silence while eating barbecue.

Lu Ping actually didn't know what he should do.

Sometimes, there is no system to be omniscient and omnipotent.

From Qin Jun's point of view, lying down is not unacceptable.

He just chose the way he wanted to live.

However, from the perspective of parents, this is obviously unacceptable.

As for Lu Ping personally, he can't say that he is optimistic about this idea, nor can he say that he resists it, but he can accept it.

But as his teacher, he was doomed to find a way to change this thinking.

Qin Jun is currently a teenager.

When they were teenagers, many people might think: I don’t study, I just need to play, and when I grow up, I can find a job and support myself.

But being alive is not a difficult task.

After many years, how many people can freely see that the people around them have everything, but they have nothing?

Even with a strong smile on the face, in the dead of night, if you don't regret it in your heart, will you really hide and cry?

When I meet a girl I like, I don't even have the courage to ask for a phone call, because I know I have nothing.

Can you really be calm at that time?

People can change.

The pursuit will also change.

For a while, I want to be lazy and lie flat.

But after all, it is oneself who falls to the bottom.

I'm afraid that one day, when I really want to work hard, it will be too late.

Therefore, Lu Ping will still try his best to guide Qin Jun to another road, a road that seems to be more regrettable.

It is true that lying down is an attitude towards life, but in fact, often everything in reality will force you not to lie down.

If it is really possible to be indifferent to everything, in fact, it will not have that kind of lying down attitude.

The so-called lying flat is more a kind of desperation of wanting but not being able to get.

Looking at the confusion in the boy's eyes, Lu Ping knew that in fact, he might not have thought about the future.

What about the future.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "Actually, as you said, cultivation itself may be meaningless, but in our life, we hope to be able to do something after all. Powerful power allows us to have what we want to do and what we want to do. The ability to do things can make us refuse what we don't want to do, and maybe we will inevitably fall, but the process is completely different!"

"Although the destined results are the same, the process may be more important. The end is only a moment, but the process is long. Everyone has the right to choose their own way of life, but I hope that you will not make yourself regret this choice. "

After finishing speaking, looking at Qin Jun who fell into silence, Lu Ping patted his head and said with a smile, "Is the waist enough, two more strings?"

He found that the kid seemed to like roasted kidneys.

"good!"

Qin Jun's eyes lit up.

I can understand the truth, but the kidney is more fragrant.

"Boss, five more skewers of roasted kidneys!" Lu Ping shouted loudly, then lowered his head, and said with a smile, "Look, at the very least, if you want to realize the freedom of roasted kidneys, do you also need star coins?"

Qin Jun seemed to be lost in thought.

Lu Ping analyzed again: "Look, you actually don't want to lie flat, otherwise, what else would you learn? Find a place in the suburbs where there is no one, open a piece of land, grow some common food by yourself, and be self-sufficient every day. Now You can lie down, but you still want to enjoy all kinds of life, don’t you? See what you really want. Understanding what you want is the most important thing.”

In Lu Ping's view, it is actually difficult to lie flat as he said.

That represents a true detachment from material desires and pursuits.

What I am most afraid of is that I think I can lie flat, but in the end I can't lie down.

Wasted the most precious time of your life.

In fact, as an era of universal cultivation, people care less about each other.

As far as school tutors are concerned, they are more concerned about why their grades are not up to standard. As for their psychological state, future considerations, and students' thoughts, they are not at all what they need to consider.

As far as Qin Jun is concerned, as long as his grades are up to standard, no one will actually care whether he really works hard or not.

But from Lu Ping's point of view, he hoped that this child would not disappoint his own talent.

Maybe if you work hard, you will be able to embark on a better life.

If you don't work hard, you can only annihilate all sentient beings in the end.

Life choices may be different, but after all, don't regret it too late.

"Yo! What a coincidence!"

While talking, a figure suddenly turned from the side, sat down on Lu Ping's table, and shouted to the boss unceremoniously: "Give me 50 meat skewers, 10 pairs of chicken wings, well, the old grandson still has to eat!" Eat some vegetarian food. I’m grilling five skewers of chili peppers, and I’m going to have enoki mushrooms in tin foil, and a cup of draft beer! It’s on the table!”

This man was wearing a shabby monk's robe, with white beard and hair, sitting beside Lu Ping.

He smiled and said, "Boy Lu, I haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you so much!"

Lu Ping looked at him, gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't this my Uncle Sun? You kept forgetting to pay the bill last time?"

Lu Ping's heartache was unforgettable last time.

The huge debt is still on Lu Ping.

Old Sun laughed and said, "Last time I lost my wallet, and I accidentally lost a piece of jade slip. I was in a hurry to find it. Didn't I forget to pay the bill? You kid just treat me to dinner. Is there a problem?"

When it comes to jade slips, Lu Ping has no temper at all.

Seventy thousand star coins are too cheap for an SSS-level skill.

"Haha, what Uncle Sun said is correct!" Lu Ping also laughed.

The old grandson looked at Qin Jun at the side, and said with a smile: "What did you just say, you want to lie flat? How can a big man lie flat? Only women can lie flat. Are you a bitch?"

In a word, Qin Jun's face turned red!

"I am a man!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, you're going to lie flat and still say you're a man?"

"I'm not lying flat!"

Young people still need face after all.

Being ridiculed by Lao Sun like this, Qin Jun blushed angrily.

The old grandson ignored him, but smiled at Lu Ping: "You boy, last time you said that the number one hero in Journey to the West is Li Shimin, and the number one hero in Journey to the West is Yang Jian. Then let me ask you, who is the number one monster in Journey to the West?"

Lu Ping rubbed his chin and asked, "Is Monkey King a monster?"

"Of course it counts."

"Oh, the number one monster in Journey to the West is naturally the Bull Demon King!"

The old grandson's face turned black!

"Why is that guy?"

Lu Ping said with a smile: "The seven great saints are sworn brothers, and the Bull Demon King occupies the top spot, which shows that he has a high status among all the demon kings. Afterwards, the monkeys can't get half a cent in the hands of the Bull Demon King. No matter how you look at it, they are old bulls." He is the number one monster in the world!"

The monkey gritted his teeth and said, "You guy, the Bull Demon King fell into the monkey's hands in the end! Although it was a siege, according to your statement, Yang Jian's besieging the monkey is the number one hero in the world, and the monkey besieging the old cow is said to be the number one monster." There's nothing wrong with that!"

This is the logic he came up with after thinking for many days.

It's here waiting for Lu Ping.

Didn't you say that Lao Tzu lost to Yang Jian, so Yang Jian is a hero?

The old cow fell into Lao Tzu's hands.

Anyway, it's all siege.

Either you admit that Lao Tzu is the number one monster in the world.

"Hahaha!" Lu Ping laughed loudly: "Compared to the Bull Demon King, Monkey has one biggest disadvantage, that is, he was defeated by the Bull Demon King's son, Honghaier! He was obviously the elder, but he was rubbed on the ground by the younger generation. It's really not the number one monster. Yang Jian didn't lose to Monkey's son."

The monkey was furious: "You left one reason and right one reason, that's all because you don't like Sun Wukong!"

Lu Ping smiled and said: "That's not true, look, we have to reason. First of all, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong are sworn brothers. The Bull Demon King is the eldest brother, and Sun Wukong is the seventh younger brother. Now, Sun Wukong is more than a head shorter. Let's talk about the first monster, the eldest brother must be the first, and then, the monkey lost to the eldest brother's son, and he did not have the upper hand against the eldest brother. In the end, the Bull Demon King was captured, which was also Nezha Li Jing's first victory. Can it be counted on the head of the monkey?"

"And in the final analysis, Lao Niu didn't provoke Hou Zi at all. Monkey didn't pay attention to this matter. He was beaten by the red boy back then. After the beating, he went to Guanyin to complain. Open your mouth, sister-in-law hurts or not, sister-in-law opens her mouth wider, and finally leads people to besiege the old cow, isn't this purely peeing big brother?"

"Hmph!" the monkey got angry, picked up the big skewer and started rolling.

At this moment, in the western universe, a person opened his eyes and sighed: "People's hearts are scattered, it's not easy to lead the team, this monkey is just having fun when he goes out, and he broke the precepts several times in a few days, so I don't bother to care about you!"

At the food stall, what Qin Jun heard was inexplicable.

What are these two talking about?

What monkey old cow?

"Mr. Lu, the monkey must not be able to beat the old cow! The monkey is only so big, and the old cow's horns will be picked up immediately." Qin Jun interjected!

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Look, children understand everything!"

Old Sun was furious: "Fart! Then don't you see what kind of monkey it is? Have you heard of the four monkeys?"

Qin Jun shook his head. With his current knowledge, he really doesn't know what the four monkeys are.

The monkey was speechless

He looked at Lu Ping and said angrily, "How do you become a teacher? Why don't you understand anything?"

Lu Ping said helplessly: "The school didn't let me teach this either."

"Hurry up and talk!"

Lu Ping looked at Qin Jun and said helplessly, "Come on, let the teacher speak slowly!"

Ever since, at the barbecue booth, the story of Journey to the West was slowly told.

Lu Ping may not remember the original text clearly, but he still remembers the story clearly.

Immediately from being born as a monkey, becoming the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, going out to learn from a teacher, and finally returning from learning, getting weapons, fighting in the heavenly court, and making trouble in the heavenly palace, let me tell you about it one by one!

I can only hear Qin Jun's blood boiling!

He himself is dissatisfied with the current rules, and when he hears that the monkeys are fighting for their lives with the sky, making a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, and fighting against the rules, let alone how happy they are!

"Mr. Lu! I take back what I just said. This Monkey King is the world's number one hero, hero, and monster!" Qin Jun turned his back without hesitation.

Immediately became a fan of monkeys.

The old grandson on the side showed a smug smile on his face.

Right, that's how it should be.

Can't tell who is the main character?

He glanced at Lu Ping proudly.

Lu Ping didn't refute either.

In fact, he also admired Monkey King so much at that time.

It's just that as I grow older, my views on many things change.

It's as if monkeys are changing too.

On the Journey to the West, all the monsters with backgrounds, no matter how evil they are, will return to their original status in the end, and all the monsters who are killed have no background.

As for Wukong, restricted by the golden hoop, he can only follow orders all the way forward.

For him, from the beginning to the end, how enthusiastic is he really about learning from the scriptures?

Probably not, because he gradually saw the truth of the facts.

Learning the scriptures is actually a game, and everything is just to make up for the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. The reason why this scene is played is to reflect the value of the scriptures and make all living beings think that the scriptures cannot be taken in vain, so people will pay attention to the scriptures they have taken. .

This is a huge publicity event.

If it is really the scripture itself, any immortal Buddha can deliver the scripture within a day.

However, Tang Seng, master and apprentice were forced to walk away for more than ten years.

This is also a manifestation of Buddhism's self-respecting identity.

To put it bluntly, Tang Seng has been kidnapped countless times, but if there is a more fierce monster, he would have died long ago!

Some said they did not dare to do it, for fear of being killed by Monkey King.

However, there are many who should be killed, and none who should not be killed.

Here, of course, refers to the background identity.

On the Westward Journey, whether the monster can keep fire depends not on whether it does evil, but on whether it has a background.

It is said that one bite of Tang Monk's meat will lead to immortality, so what if he takes a bite and runs away?

Is there anyone who keeps this kind of thing in their hands without fear of long nights and dreams?

No matter how bad it is, it would be good to put some blood and drink a few sips!

But many monsters, wishing they could be raised by Tang Seng to become fat in vain, they didn't even say a word.

In the final analysis, it is all about cooperation.

Whether Tang Monk meat can really live forever is a question mark!

If not, who spread the rumor?

And for what?

Even if it is possible, does someone have to pass it on?

Most of the people who spread this word must be Buddhists.

Otherwise, how will other people know whether you, a monk, can live forever?

Gotta have an excuse for trouble, right?

It seems that there are ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, but when counted in detail, there are not many real disasters.

So looking at the back, it doesn't matter whether Tang Seng was arrested or Wukong showed his power.

In the final analysis, there is a sense of looseness.

But looking at the excited Qin Jun in front of him, Lu Ping did not continue to tell the rest of the story.

Just stayed in the Tathagata came out to help the Jade Emperor.

Nor did it say that Monkey King was suppressed.

The story came to an abrupt end. Break the chapter, it has to be broken at the itch.

"Okay! Go home, it's getting late." Lu Ping said to Qin Jun.

Qin Jun was a little unwilling: "I haven't heard the battle between Tathagata and Monkey King yet!"

"There is no war! Hurry up and go home!" The old grandson also began to chime in.

Don't listen to the story behind!

Seeing that the two adults started to chase him away, Qin Jun was helpless.

But there was a little longing in my heart.

Who wouldn't want to be that Monkey King?

Seeing Qin Jun leave.

Lu Ping looked at Old Sun, and said with a smile, "Uncle Sun, you are also a fan of Monkey King, right?"

The old grandson was taken aback for a moment, then pondered: "It's sort of."

"Let me just say, I can tell from you asking me these questions." Lu Ping smiled triumphantly: "But, this is just a fairy tale after all, we don't need to be too entangled."

While talking, Lu Ping said with a smile: "May I tell you another monkey story? Have you heard of Fairy Zixia?"

Old Sun: "???"

after an hour

"Is that how Zixia died?"

The old grandson asked with eyes full of disbelief.

"died."

"Fart! Died after being stabbed with a fork by the Bull Demon King?"

"Isn't this becoming a mortal?"

"You can't die even if you become a mortal! The soul will not disperse, and it can always be rescued."

Lu Ping is a little helpless

"It's just a story, not that rigorous."

"I don't care! Anyway, it will definitely be saved! Tell me again, boy!"

Lu Ping was angry: "If you can't be saved, you are dead! Do you know that you are dead?"

The old grandson stuck his neck: "I don't accept it!"

"You will die if you refuse!"

"You disgust me, don't you?" The old grandson seemed to understand something, and stared at Lu Ping fiercely.

Lu Ping was also helpless.

"You old people don't need to have such a strong sense of substitution? The protagonist is Monkey King, not you! This is a poignant love story. If you understand poignant beauty, it can't be so complete, otherwise it won't have that flavor."

The old grandson gritted his teeth and said, "Hehe! I'll give you five minutes, and you'd better change the ending for me!"

"No change! No change!"

Two donkey-like men stared at each other.

After a while, the old grandson sighed, and a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes.

"It's all a story, why can't it be more complete."

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Hey, why don't you say that monkeys can't be Jade Emperors?"

The old grandson didn't say any more.

Just grabbed the beer and took another big sip.

Lu Ping looked at the old monk's robe on his body, and said with a smile: "You are always a monk, right? Is it okay to eat and drink like this?"

Old Sun rolled his eyes and said, "There are too many monks who don't abide by the rules, and I'm missing one?"

Forehead.

This is true.

The current Buddhist monks also eat monsters and use monster pills to make medicines. After all, in terms of resource acquisition, they are mainly monsters and elixir.

If one of them is abandoned, there is no doubt that it will have a great impact on the monk's cultivation.

Killing and fasting are basically no longer observed.

Finally, the wine and food are full.

The old grandson got up, this time he didn't give Lu Ping anything, just patted his butt and left.

Lu Ping also paid the bill honestly and went home.

As soon as he entered, he saw Huang Xiaoqi sitting on the sofa watching TV.

"Drinking?" Huang Xiaoqi said with a smile.

Lu Ping nodded.

"Rest early!" Huang Xiaoqi warned, and shouted: "Mother Liu, make Lu Ping a cup of sake tea!"

Lu Ping quickly waved his hand and said, "No need!"

Just as soon as the words fell, Mama Liu came out with tea.

This speed is really too fast.

Lu Ping was too embarrassed to refuse, so he picked up the cup of tea and drank it down.

The rich aura exploded in his body, and the alcohol smell on his body was swept away immediately, and his mind became much clearer.

"Thank you, Supervisor Huang." Lu Ping smiled.

"Call me Yiyi." Huang Xiaoqi said: "We've known each other for so long, there's no need for us to always be so different, right? At least we're friends now, aren't we?"

On the 27th, five thousand today. I'm going to a relative's house, there's no time code