My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

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Lu Ping looked at Huang Xiaoqi on the sofa.

He and Huang Datou should be regarded as friends.

Lu Ping also had to admit that after getting along for this period of time, the friendship between the two has indeed become deeper and deeper.

The identities between the two are also increasing.

Male and female colleagues, landlord tenant, creditor and debtor.

Including the co-education of Huang Pomegranate.

Lu Ping laughed, the girl in front of him could indeed be called his friend.

The kind that I also recognized in my heart.

"Okay." Lu Ping nodded and said, "I will call you by your name from now on."

Huang Xiaoqi clenched her fist slightly.

With a smile on his face, he watched Lu Ping go upstairs.

snort! Xiaoqi finally completed one of the strategy goals!

Friendship, very good!

This dead wood, supervised by Huang Huang every day, is annoying to death.

Finally got closer.

In the depths of Lingshan Mountain, the holy place of Western religion.

It's just that at this time, there are not many Buddhas in Lingshan.

Zhunti holds a wonderful tree of seven treasures and sits opposite Jieying.

In front of the two of them was a chessboard.

On the chess game, black and white pieces are intertwined, and the fighting is fierce.

"Junior brother, tell me, what will happen next time in the catastrophe? Can my Western religion still prosper?" Jie Yin asked with a smile.

Zhunti smiled slightly and said, "Prosperity and decline have their own way, why should you and I worry about it?"

From his words, Jieyin heard some unusual flavors.

"Junior Brother, you and I co-created this Western religion. It was your planning during the last catastrophe that led to the current prosperity. Do you want to stand by and watch?"

Zhunti shook his head slightly and said: "People's hearts are scattered, it's not easy to lead the team, you look at Lingshan Buddha, those who have some ability have already scattered in the universe, what they want, you and I can't give it."

He said in a deep voice: "Although Daozu hasn't spoken at this time, I think you should also feel it. Whether it is Western religion, or Eastern sects, including Heavenly Court, the internal contradictions have begun to appear!"

Looking at Jieyin's sad face, Zhunti smiled and said: "The same is true for the Buddhas all over the sky in Lingshan. Now they have their own calculations, even you and I are saints, but can they really be controlled? If they can be controlled, how many years ago? Treasures will not be thrown into my Western religion, and they will become Buddhas of many treasures, and burning lamps will not become ancient Buddhas."

Jieyin shook his head and said: "You and I are saints, immortal, the one you are fighting for is nothing more than a skin, you can't lose face to those Eastern sects, it's a shame, we took advantage of the last catastrophe, for so many years, That Tongtian Yuanyuan, seeing you and me, could it be that he is a little short, if he loses it back, he will be suppressed for how many years."

Zhunti said softly: "It's time to fight and calculate, but recently, I have discovered that the luck of the Western religion is scattered, and even Lingbao can't suppress it. I really have no bottom in my heart. Daozu We don’t know what to do if we don’t announce the details of the catastrophe, and it’s precisely because of this that these guys left one by one to leave behind.”

The two looked at each other and sighed.

The saint also has the sorrow of the saint.

Just as Zhunti lamented, people's hearts are scattered, and so is the Buddha.

Some people join Western religions voluntarily, while others are passive.

Including some even compulsively.

But there is no doubt that the Western Sect obtained a large number of high-level talents in the last catastrophe, which led to the expansion of the sect's strength and influence.

It has achieved the grand occasion of one Buddha overwhelming the three realms.

Among the sects of the human race, Western sects are the most popular, and even now there are traces of Western sects everywhere in the entire universe.

But these people are now leaving Lingshan one by one.

Although the two of them are saints, they can't control people's hearts after all.

No, another person flew away from Lingshan.

This man is fat and big-eared, white and fat.

"Hehe, the monkey ran away, and my old pig also wants to follow! See if I can think of a way. It is said that the catastrophe is approaching, I don't know if I can take the opportunity to leave this Buddhist gate!" For Zhu Bajie, never When he entered Buddhism, he actually had resentment in his heart.

He used to be the marshal of Tianpeng, commanding the Tianting Navy. Although he was under the control of others, he was also majestic and had a high status.

However, the so-called righteous fruit of being enshrined as an envoy of the altar is really not on the table in Western religion.

why?

You know, most people worship the Buddha.

Jin Chanzi was conferred the title of Zhantan Gongde Buddha, Sun Wukong was conferred the title of Fighting Conqueror Buddha; Sha Wujing was conferred the title of Golden Body Arhat; Bailongma was conferred the title of Eight Dragons.

Not to mention the two who have become Buddhas, even the golden body arhat or the eight dragons, each of which has its own worship beliefs in the world.

To put it bluntly, the so-called incense belief is good for the Buddha himself.

The entire Western religion is like a big platform, and the incense is the flow, and the big head is given to the Buddha, and other Arhats and Heavenly Dragons can still share some of the benefits.

But that damn altar messenger is like a superman!

Traffic has nothing to do with his bullshit.

No one has ever enshrined and believed in some kind of altar envoy.

When he was enshrined in the first place, Lao Zhu once raised an objection: "They have all become Buddhas, how can I be an envoy for purifying the altar?"

But at that time, Tathagata came back and said: "Because you have a strong mouth, a strong body, and a large intestine. You cover the four continents of the world, and there are many people who pay homage to my teaching. It is a useful grade to teach you to purify the altar for all Buddhist things. , how bad it is!"

Sounds good.

But the problem is that all Buddhist rituals and worshipers have names and surnames.

For example, worship Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha.

Among them, the incense and fire belong to the enshrined Buddha, and then what about the tribute?

When the Buddha was in a good mood, he could enjoy it freely, and when he didn't want to enjoy it, he would naturally throw it away.

At this time, it will be the turn of the clean altar emissary.

To put it bluntly, it is just leftovers.

The old pig has worked so hard to play with you for more than ten years, and finally give it to this?

Can the old pig have no resentment in his heart?

They all join the job together, they are anchors, they have a big contract, and they come to do super management by themselves?

But, when things come to an end, do you want to? Heaven can't go back.

But he dared not contradict Tathagata.

I can only knock out my teeth and swallow them in my stomach.

In fact, among these five people, the most aggrieved one after so many years is the old pig.

Did he send that offering? They are all fasting vegetarian fruits, what’s the point?

The old pig was also a majestic canopy marshal back then.

But he knew that he was an abandoned pawn, a pawn abandoned by the Jade Emperor.

He has no choice.

Recently, the old pig has also discovered the problem.

Many Buddhas in Lingshan left one after another.

Those who have been there for a long time have even not returned for hundreds of years.

Of course, to the Buddha, this time was nothing.

But as some people left, Lao Zhu also smelled something wrong.

At any rate, he was also a senior general of the Heavenly Court back then.

How can you have no sense of politics at all?

Seeing that the monkey had also left Lingshan, the old pig couldn't sit still.

Lao Zhu still knew a little about that monkey.

Never a restless person.

Lao Zhu, although he has always been called an idiot, but he is not stupid at all, and he is even a little cautious and calculating.

All the way to the west, he deliberately competed with Monkey King for favor and merit, in fact, he wanted to have a good position in the end.

It's just that in the end, things backfired.

For so many years, I can only be quiet and honest.

If it is a normal season, the monkey will leave as soon as he leaves.

But at this time, Lao Zhu felt that something might be wrong.

So he also found an excuse, temporarily escaped from Lingshan, and was going to look for monkeys.

In Hongmengyuan Universe, Lu Ping continued to fight the enemy.

Lu Ping, who is on the seventh floor of the foundation, is definitely not inferior to any of the ninth floors of the foundation.

Scored up the points all the way.

But soon, Lu Ping still lost.

Lost above the opponent's magic weapon.

This made Lu Ping very helpless. Although he had the Minglei Sword, the Minglei Sword was only a middle-grade magic weapon after all.

When encountering some Tianjiao with a deep background, they often have some high-quality magic weapons.

But in the face of these magic weapons, Minglei Sword seemed a bit unsightly.

Especially some powerful offensive magic weapons, some of them can subdue Lu Ping with one move.

Although Lu Ping, with his status as the leader of the mainland, the 15th score in Binhai City is enough to shock everyone.

But Lu Ping was still not satisfied.

At this moment, Lu Ping also had a desire for magic weapons.

He knew that he only needed one magic weapon!

Even if it's just a low-grade magic weapon, it won't be so passive.

However, let alone a low-grade magic weapon, he doesn't even have a top-grade magic weapon.

After exiting the Hongmeng Yuanverse, Lu Ping's expression was not very good.

If you want to go one step closer, you can't do it with the Thunder Sword alone.

Either improve the cultivation base, and use the cultivation base to make up for the lack of magic weapons.

Or, just find a way to get a magic weapon.

Otherwise, if Lu Ping wants to be ranked in the top 20 of Feng Mingxing, it's just a dream.

At this time, the sky had already brightened, and Lu Ping left the room.

At this moment, Cui Mengyao floated out of Lin Yueyin's room in the corridor.

"Mr. Lu, good morning"

The little girl still often goes to accompany her mother at night, and the two practice together.

Looking at Cui Mengyao floating in the corridor. Lu Ping felt very weird

"Ms. Lu, I won't go to school today." Cui Mengyao said.

"Why?" Lu Ping was a little curious, this little girl usually followed him.

Cui Mengyao smiled and said, "Pomegranate said she wants me to stay with her at home today."

Looking at his disciple, Lu Ping touched his chin.

That boy Huang Pomegranate could not be in love for the first time, he was hungry and wanted to play with ghosts, right?

It's not impossible, Cui Mengyao looks sweet.

Huang Pomegranate is also good-looking, and it is normal for two children of the opposite sex to have a good impression between them.

Huang Shiliu usually has no friends, this kid is bold and dares to do anything.

Hmm, something to watch out for.

However, Lu Ping did not refuse, he said with a smile on his eyes, "Okay!"

Cui Mengyao went to school with him, but only stayed in the ring.

Being bored all day, even Lu Ping felt a little distressed. With Huang Pomegranate at home, as long as she was not bullied, in Lu Ping's opinion, it might make the little girl happier.

Seeing that Lu Ping agreed, Cui Mengyao also became happy.

Just as Lu Ping thought, having a peer to communicate with really made her very happy.

Leaving Cui Mengyao behind, Lu Ping went downstairs.

Huang Xiaoqi was already waiting downstairs.

The two flew away together.

Inside the room, Lin Yueyin shook her head helplessly as she watched the backs of the two flying away side by side.

These days, she deliberately kept a distance from Lu Ping.

The original idea has long since disappeared. For her, being able to live with her daughter is already very satisfying.

As for the others, in fact, I dare not expect extravagantly.

It's not very smooth to find a job, but at this moment, the only one she can rely on is herself.

In the sky, the two were flying side by side, Lu Ping said to Huang Xiaoqi: "Yiyi, there is something I need to tell you, Huang Pomegranate asked Cui Mengyao to stay with him at home, this child will not like Cui Mengyao, right?"

Huang Xiaoqi: "????"

She looked at Lu Ping in shock.

Lu Ping hurriedly said: "Both of them are not very old, but Pomegranate usually has no one to accompany her. Besides, children of this age are already more or less germinated. If feelings really arise by then, Mengyao's state will you I also know that this is definitely not possible.”

"Don't worry about it." Huang Xiaoqi didn't think so at all.

I am a fake brother! Have a fart affection!

Pomegranates are just plain boring.

Lu Ping was very dissatisfied: "You man, why don't you care about your brother at all, let me tell you, when the time comes, Pomegranate will be sad, I'll see what you do!"

"Hehe." Huang Xiaoqi rolled her eyes.

Lu Ping was helpless, his elder sister didn't care, so why did he worry about it?

But immediately he was a little anxious again, his apprentice was also in it!

The two arrived at school and went to the office together.

Along the way, many people pointed and pointed.

"Are these two a couple?"

"It must be, we go to work together every day."

"Speaking of which, these two people are really a good match. This appearance looks comfortable."

On the teaching building, He Yong frowned as he watched Huang Xiaoqi and Lu Ping enter the teaching building together.

What is the relationship between these two guys?

Does your daughter still have a chance?

Will his own plan succeed?

He is a little irritable!

As for the teaching task, for him, he didn't pay much attention to it.

He is more concerned about the sect's interior.

Lu Ping and Huang Xiaoqi also heard some discussions.

In fact, such rumors are not a day or two.

Lu Ping frowned, while Huang Xiaoqi was smiling.

"Old Huang! Do you think we have to separate in the future?" Lu Ping said suddenly.

Huang Xiaoqi was taken aback, then turned her head to Lu Ping: "What did you call me?"

She simply ignored Lu Ping's question.

"Old Huang. I think it's awkward to call you Yiyi! It's a good name among friends, don't you think so? You can also call me Lao Lu!" Lu Ping scratched his head and said.

He always felt uncomfortable calling the other party Yiyi.

Huang Xiaoqi looked at Lu Ping, gritted her teeth and said, "Am I very old?"

Lu Ping saw that Huang Xiaoqi seemed to be a little angry, and hesitantly asked, "Then Xiao Huang?"

"Who do you say is younger?"

"Ah Huang?"

"You think I'm your dog?"

The two looked at each other, and Lu Ping said helplessly: "Anyway, I think it's strange to call you Yiyi. You didn't see them and they misunderstood? It's not good for you or me!"

Huang Xiaoqi sneered and said, "What's wrong? Is it delaying your Luda teacher's flirting with girls?"

"What are you talking about?" Lu Ping shook his head and said, "I am unswerving and single-minded towards Qibao of my family. The other women are all dung in my eyes, but it is still not good to be misunderstood like this. What do you think?"

"You mean I'm a big shit?"

"no."

"Then I'm dirt?"

Lu Ping didn't want to talk to her anymore.

Why break up the dung? Although what I mean in my heart is indeed the case, but don't you feel embarrassed to say it?

"Sure enough, he's the second generation of the rich, and his EQ is so low!" Lu Ping complained in his heart.

I don't know which of the two has the lowest EQ.

While talking, the two had already entered the office together.

He Tiantian watched the two people come in, but didn't think too much.

Anyway, she herself didn't have a good impression of Huang Xiaoqi.

The scene of being knocked down by Huang Xiaoqi last time is still vivid in my memory.

In He Tiantian's view, this woman is a pervert with abnormal psychology.

He Tiantian didn't take the initiative to say hello, at this moment,

Another teacher, Zhang Xiaomeng, began to gossip.

"Ms. Lu, are you and Inspector Huang a couple?"

She didn't ask Huang Xiaoqi

"No!" Lu Ping replied without hesitation.

"That's it, Mr. Lu, how about I introduce one to you someday? Do you like the teachers in our school, or do you want to find someone from another profession?" Zhang Xiaomeng said with a smile.

This made Huang Xiaoqi very angry.

What cattle and horses? So free?

"Mr. Zhang! Where's your lesson plan! I want to check!" Huang Xiaoqi stood up straight away.

Walking in front of Zhang Xiaomeng, he said with a tiger face.

Zhang Xiaomeng was taken aback for a moment, and then understood what was going on.

The co-author likes Lu Ping.

As she took out the lesson plan, she said in a strange way: "Yo, inspector Huang is so angry early in the morning. It's good to be single. I was very gentle in front of my husband at that time. This man, after all, is still I like gentle girls."

As he said that, he put the lesson plan in front of Huang Xiaoqi!

How could Huang Xiaoqi fail to understand the meaning in her words?

At this time, another female teacher, Xu Le, also smiled and said, "Isn't it? Inspector Huang's temperament needs to be changed. Don't be in such a hurry. Look at us, we are sweet and have a gentle temperament. I don't know how many boys like it."

Seeing Huang Xiaoqi glaring at her, Xu Le took out the lesson plan and said with a smile, "Does Huang also want to check my lesson plan?"

Although Huang Xiaoqi is a teaching supervisor, but he only has the authority to supervise and inspect. If he really said that he punished others for no reason, he couldn't do it.

That's why Lu Ping wasn't afraid of her at first.

The same goes for these teachers.

Huang Xiaoqi's behavior yesterday actually caused public outrage.

In the eyes of most people, there is no need to go online

Originally, Zhang Xiaomeng was dissatisfied, but as a result, Huang Xiaoqi came directly to check the lesson plans as a joke in the morning, which made her even more upset.

It also became strange.

Xu Le and Zhang Xiaomeng have known each other for a long time. After all, Huang Xiaoqi is just a newly transferred person.

At this time, he also stood up and satirized Huang Xiaoqi for not being gentle enough.

But when these guys talk, they won't give any excuses. It sounded like kind words of persuasion.

Turning his face, it would appear that Huang Xiaoqi is stingy!

Women are always good at this kind of thing.

Seeing that Huang Xiaoqi's face was not very good-looking, He Tiantian who was on the side secretly applauded.

She looked so happy.