My pastor, what the hell is acute gastroenteritis explosive surgery?

Inside the pastoral union, which was bustling with people.

Qian Baifeng wiped his sweat while squeezing toward the innermost part.

There were mostly professionals around him, so he was a little cautious when walking.

To the outside world, he is known as a multi-millionaire.

He runs two factories and has four or five houses.

But here, he is just an ordinary person.

Once you offend a professional, even a beating is considered a light punishment.

"A58, A58, here we come!"

Qian Baifeng's eyes suddenly lit up and he walked over quickly.

"Is this the old Chinese doctor the group is talking about...Why are there so few people around here?"

He had some doubts in his heart, but since he had come, he shouldn't lie to others.

He looked up and saw: An ancestral traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned pastor, good at constipation due to various reasons, making you suffer from diarrhea...

"This is it."

"Those who can rent a treatment room in the Pastor's Guild should be professionals. Maybe they have two brushes..."

Qian Baifeng hesitated for a moment, but still knocked on the door.

"Enter."

A hoarse voice came out. Qian Baifeng straightened his clothes, showed a smiling face, opened the door and walked in.

"H-doctor, hello..."

"Please take a seat."

With a "squeak" sound, the door of the Xiaolu Mengmeng Medical Center next door was pushed open, and Lu Mengmeng ran over like a thief.

"This guy must have a secret, huh!"

"If a priest doesn't know how to heal, what kind of priest is he?"

"I, Lu Mengmeng, must expose your identity as a fake priest!"

In the temporary treatment room, Zheng Cheng, wearing a white coat and a mask, deliberately said in a low voice: "Please sit down."

Qian Baifeng sat down modestly and said hesitantly: "Um...doctor, I, I'm here to treat constipation, right?"

Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "Not bad."

Qian Baifeng finally felt relieved and complained: "Doctor, I usually socialize a lot, and eat and drink almost every night."

"Half a year ago, a friend recommended me to eat at a restaurant owned by a professional... I don't know what I ate, and I have been constipated since then!"

"At most, I didn't go to the toilet for almost more than a month."

"I've always felt it, but I couldn't let it go. Not to mention how uncomfortable it was."

"I've been to many doctors in the past six months, including Western and Chinese medicine. I just took medicine which had some effect, but now it has no effect at all..."

"Doctor, please help me. I haven't been alive for more than half a month..."

Zheng Cheng waved his hand and said, "I roughly understand the situation. In this case, you come with me."

"ah?"

Qian Baifeng stood up stupidly, where to go?

When a Chinese medicine practitioner becomes a pastor, shouldn’t he take his pulse first?

Zheng Cheng opened the door and walked towards the innermost part of the union with Qian Baifeng.

Behind the two of them, Lu Mengmeng followed quietly.

Qian Baifeng asked nervously: "Doctor, where are we going?"

"You'll know when you get there."

A few minutes later, the two came to a corner.

"bathroom?"

Qian Baifeng said strangely: "Doctor, you are here..."

"To treat your constipation, of course."

Zheng Cheng smiled slightly, took out a green box from the pocket of his white coat, and took out a handful of medicine.

He dug out six small ammunition and handed them to Qian Baifeng.

Qian Baifeng looked confused. He clearly saw the green pill box in Zheng Cheng's hand.

"Changyanning?"

"Doctor, isn't this Enteritis Ning used to treat gastroenteritis? Why..."

Zheng Cheng said: "Who said that? In my case, it is used to treat constipation."

"What, you don't believe it?"

"I……"

Qian Baifeng was startled and shook his head quickly: "How, how could it be possible?"

"I, I eat..."

Qian Baifeng took Changyanning and threw it into his mouth with a frown.

Anyway, it's Changyanning, and it can't kill anyone.

"Go and drink the water from this faucet."

"Oh, oh oh..."

Qian Baifeng walked in with a sad face. He originally wanted to hide the medicine under his tongue.

After drinking the medicine, Zheng Cheng checked again and found that Qian Baifeng had indeed swallowed the medicine, and couldn't help but nodded.

"Go ahead."

"Huh? Where to go?"

"I must go to the toilet."

Zheng Cheng waved his hand impatiently, and Qian Baifeng also walked into the toilet with a sad face.

Oh shit!

When I get out, I will file a complaint against you to the pastors union!

A58 Right, I remember you!

Qian Baifeng walked into the toilet with a sad face. He had longed to be here.

but now……

Without paying attention behind him, Zheng Cheng stretched out his hand towards him, and an acute gastroenteritis burst spell fell on him immediately!

"Oh, this time I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes. I met a quack doctor. I..."

"Gu..."

At this moment, a dull sound suddenly came from his stomach.

Qian Baifeng was stunned for a moment, then became happy.

"This, this feeling, I..."

"puff……"

He quickly opened the toilet door and squatted down.

"ah……!"

A stream of heat spurted out like a flood.

The whole toilet was immediately filled with a foul smell.

Outside the toilet, Zheng Cheng also walked away quickly.

"Fortunately, I run fast, otherwise..."

"boom!"

Just as he turned the corner, he bumped into another figure.

Zheng Cheng subconsciously scooped up a soft figure into his arms.

"you again?!"

Looking at the little blond beauty in his arms, Zheng Cheng asked strangely: "Are you following me?"

Lu Mengmeng struggled away quickly and said angrily: "Who is following you! I can't go to the toilet!"

"To the restroom?"

Zheng Cheng had a strange look on his face and stepped aside: "Please."

"Hmph~"

Lu Mengmeng snorted and walked towards the toilet like a proud swan.

After taking a few steps, she suddenly stopped.

I saw several people running out of the restrooms, whether it was the men's or women's restrooms.

While running, he covered his mouth.

"Fuck! It stinks so bad!"

"Who made stinky tofu and canned herring in the toilet? Damn it, it smells so bad!"

"I can't stand it anymore, get out of the way..."

Several people ran over shouting, and Lu Mengmeng was also confused: "What's going on? This... vomit..."

She also smelled something and ran back in embarrassment.

"You, you, you, what on earth did you do..."

Lu Mengmeng asked in surprise. He remembered the electronic banner on the door of Zheng Cheng's treatment room.

Specifically for treating constipation?

And that big fat guy who just walked in?

No way……

Can priests cure constipation?

Zheng Cheng also couldn't laugh or cry. He was pitiful because he wanted to be a normal priest.

In order to improve his skill proficiency, he could only choose this method.

"Why, you want to try it too?"

Lu Mengmeng was immediately frightened and ran out with a "swish".

"Don't, don't, don't, don't look for me, I, I, I, I am in good health~!"

"Help...!"