My pastor, what the hell is acute gastroenteritis explosive surgery?

The effect of instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis is undoubtedly incredible.

Qian Baifeng, who had been holding back for more than half a month, was finally able to make a big splash.

but.

Zheng Cheng ignored one of the most important things.

Qian Baifeng is just an ordinary person after all.

Moreover, he is still a middle-aged man who obviously has three heights!

I haven't seen him come out for ten minutes, but Zheng Cheng is still very calm.

Twenty minutes later, Zheng Cheng became a little nervous.

What if... there's an accident?

It wasn't until half an hour later that the toilet door was tremblingly pushed open by a figure.

"Help, help..."

"Legs, legs are numb..."

Zheng Cheng forgot something again.

The public restrooms of the Pastors' Union have squat seats.

Poor Qian Baifeng, who had been squatting for half an hour, almost lost his legs.

but.

When he was lying on the stretcher, he still held Zheng Cheng's hand tightly.

"Doctor, thank you! Thank you so much!"

"I haven't felt this good in a long time!"

"real!"

"More real than pearls!"

"I will look for you next time...!!!"

This kind of enthusiasm caused the surrounding priests and people watching to talk about it.

"What happened to the fat man?"

"I heard that after half an hour of pulling, the person almost died!"

"Fuck...so awesome?"

"What about the new pastor?"

"I heard that his newbie skill can make people have diarrhea."

"What the hell? You have such a weird skill?"

"It was so scary to pull it for half an hour..."

"Even gods can't stop it..."

Listening to the comments of the people around him, Zheng Cheng didn't pay any attention and returned to his infirmary.

For Qian Baifeng's order, he followed the front desk's advice and charged two thousand yuan.

Excluding the rent, the net profit is one thousand yuan.

The speed of making money is much faster than that of Wenzhao Gong.

"Didi didi..."

At this time, his phone also vibrated.

When I picked it up, I saw that it was indeed people in the group discussing Qian Baifeng.

"Have you heard that the Pastor's Guild has a miracle doctor who specializes in treating constipation? An old constipation patient went to him and had to defecate for half an hour!"

"What the hell? Really or fake?"

"It's true! My wife's best friend's sister's colleague's eldest brother is the pastor. I saw it with my own eyes today!"

"It's so awesome, I want to go and see it."

"Let's go together!"

"I wonder if it will work for me? I was greedy a few days ago and ate a strange fruit, and I'm still holding it in."

"You're so stupid upstairs, how dare you eat strange fruits in the wild?"

"I am a pharmacist. I found out that the fruit is not poisonous. I must try the medicinal properties of the fruit."

"Damn it! Professional boss..."

"Are professionals also so greedy?"

"Hey hey hey, spiritual energy has revived, and the world has changed dramatically. There are countless mutated plants outside, and there are also those mutated beasts. Our Xia Kingdom is so edible..."

Zheng Cheng turned off his phone and nodded slightly.

As people in the group said, in today's world, humans are not the only ones who have awakened professional abilities.

Plants and animals on the entire planet have also undergone mutations.

If you want to test which plants and animals are edible, you have to let people try them in person.

Some people simply eat a lot of inexplicable things just for excitement and greed.

Most people will fall into a state of poisoning, hallucinations, and diarrhea, just like eating fungi.

There are also some people who eat plants that are rich in fiber and cannot get rid of it.

This situation is undoubtedly good news for Zheng Cheng!

Then, he opened the skills panel.

[Instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis LV1 (4/100). 】

"The proficiency level has increased by 1 point, which is really great!"

Zheng Cheng closed the skill panel with satisfaction and sat down leisurely.

“With ten days of vacation, I don’t know how much my skill proficiency can be increased.”

"And Chen Xiao and the others..."

The next half day went as Zheng Cheng expected.

One after another, patients came to see Zheng Cheng, including men, women, and even professionals!

After eating the Changyanin carefully prepared by Zheng Cheng, Zheng Cheng took them to the toilet.

The instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis took effect immediately on this group of patients.

This day.

People in the pastoral union are facing the fear of being ruled by constipated patients!

A sour, fishy smell permeated the entire pastoral union temporary infirmary area.

On this day, Zheng Cheng's proficiency in the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis technique increased to 27 points!

the next day!

As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the infirmary, he saw a long queue at the door.

"The doctor is here!"

"So young?"

"They are from a family of traditional Chinese medicine!"

"What a handsome little brother, if I had known I was wearing a mask..."

"Doctor, help me..."

There was only half a day yesterday, so patients who were far away had no time to come.

But today is different.

Under the publicity of many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng's personal testimony, many patients came here overnight.

Looking at this group of people, Zheng Cheng seemed to see his skill proficiency rising rapidly.

He immediately smiled and said: "Everyone, don't be anxious, come one by one."

Under his guidance, patients received treatment one after another.

soon.

The public toilets in the makeshift treatment rooms were overcrowded and stained by patients.

With no other choice, they flocked to other places in the Pastors' Union.

Even the public restrooms of the Array Masters Guild and Pharmacists Guild next door were captured by them.

The professionals coming and going looked at this group of people in confusion.

"What's going on? Why are there so many people..."

"I heard that a miracle doctor came from the pastoral union next door and attracted many patients."

"Miracle doctor? Healing so many people?"

"It seems to cure constipation..."

"Fuck...!"

The treatment on the second day attracted hundreds of people.

Zheng Cheng's mental attribute is only 11 points.

He can only release the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Explosion Technique ten times each time, leaving 1 point to ensure that he will not fall into coma.

As a last resort, he asked someone to go next door and buy ten bottles of clear potion that could restore his spirit.

By continuously releasing skills like this, his skill level quickly exceeded LV1 and reached LV2!

"We are already at LV2 and will soon break through to LV3."

"Let me see, the proficiency level from LV2 to LV3 requires 500 points."

"Does that mean we need to release 500 instant bursts of acute gastroenteritis?"

Zheng Cheng said excitedly: "After the skill reaches LV3, there is a chance that characteristics will be born."

“I just don’t know the characteristics of the LV3 instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis. What will it be?”

"Hey handsome guy, you're here to practice your skill proficiency, right?"

Suddenly, the little beauty next door opened the door and walked in.

Zheng Cheng said casually: "Of course, otherwise, why would I come here?"

Lu Mengmeng was a little jealous and said: "Your newbie skills are really amazing... You must have made a lot of money these days."

Zheng Cheng asked strangely: "What are your intentions?"

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