My Pick Up Artist System

Before checking his new monthly challenge, Ben decided to take a look at where he was with his stats.

[Looks: 6 - Looking like a hitman at Chuck E Cheese]

…

'I don't see the problem here. Get the job done and get a slice. Seems as good a place as any.'

Ben was fond of ball pits…

[Charisma: 8 - Could attract a large following as a Youtuber, who tests s.e.x toys on himself]

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Sitting on his bed in his room, Ben narrowed his eyes. "She didn't say which toys…"

He'd heard there was good money to be made…

[Social Status: 6(5+1) - Just another face in the crowd, to take a piss on]

"I would never be in such a crowd!"

…

Then, he thought back to the golden showers at the fetish club he went to, and wisely changed the subject in his mind.

'This stat could also go up by one when speaking with members of my university, but at the moment I'm wearing the High Class Leather Belt which has a cap of 6, meaning the two won't stack… I'm starting to need some new equipment.'

It was a good feeling outgrowing old equips, a feeling that was quickly destroyed by the system's comments.

[Seduction Skills: 7 - Has actually failed at masturbation before. Cannot even arouse himself]

Ben thought back to what she meant and remembered that time last week. "What did you expect! I got a popup with a new Melissa McCarthy movie trailer!"

He would never stop sh*tting on her…

Never!

[Knowledge: 7 - In an apocalyptic scenario, the things you know could help restart humanity, before everyone dies due to malnutrition from an all-ass diet]

"NONSENSE! I EAT A BALANCED DIET!"

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Ben always stuck to his macros, and ass was not one of them…

[Manliness: 8 - Butchy beefcake]

"Somehow the nicest thing she's said…"

[Communication: 7(6+1) - More of a c.u.mmunicator]

'Is she stealing my puns?' Then, Ben knitted his eyebrows, because he realized she wasn't paying him Copyright fees…

Still, he was willing to be the bigger person and let it go because he literally couldn't do anything about it and she could murder him at any moment…

Rather than that, it was better to focus on the stats. For communication, the +1 was only when speaking with women, and he possessed a magical typewriter that could increase this by 2. So while his base communication stat wasn't high, it became strong in certain scenarios.

[Personal Talent: 7 - Good at cursing and taking photos of cursing. A one-dimensional waste]

Ben snorted. 'The depths and dimensions of my cursing will always be too complex for the sensibilities of heathens…'

Well, overall, he'd gained another stat point, bringing him closer to his goal of becoming an elite alpha with an average of 8 across all his stats. It might take some time, but he was making good progress. Plus, the system always gave him opportunities, if he didn't fail and get crushed by the consequences. For example, his new monthly challenge.

[Monthly Challenge: Oyakodon - Have a threesome with two women who are legal or blood relatives]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: You will no longer have what could be referred to as, a human face]

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While Ben appreciated the old-school Saturday Night Live reference, the punishment in itself was not funny at all. No longer have a human face?

What did it even mean? Would he have a dog's face? A monster's face? John C. Reilly's face?

...

Sighing, Ben shook his head. "Whatever, I just have to not fail." Although the challenge level for this task seemed ridiculous, at the moment, he had a very good lead. In fact, he had just finished planting his seed on one half of what he hoped would be his future "gardens." Of course, he was thinking about Laura. Her step-mother was Tina which was how he was able to finish the last monthly mission in the first place.

So, if he could get the two of them together...that would be a beautiful thing on many levels.

In addition, Ben could sense a theme to the system's recent missions—one of togetherness and family. He just hoped that his story would turn out better using this particular theme, than that garbage Justice League movie…

Well, he was hopeful, but getting Tina and Laura together in one place might not be so easy, let alone closing the deal. Although he'd slept with both of them, each time was under unique circ.u.mstances. In fact, as far as he knew, the two of them didn't even get along very well. So the thought of making them willing to sleep with him together, cuckolding Paul in every dimension possible…still seemed out of reach.

After all, it's not like he could use the magic leaf on both of them. With Laura, the circ.u.mstances happened to be perfect. They were stuck in an elevator alone. On top of that, Ben didn't succeed at that without a cost. He had to use one of his Red Strings of Fate, an epic consumable. That was a big loss! He understood that even better after seeing how effective it was. Now, he only had two left, but even if he used them both on Laura and Tina, it didn't mean he'd be able to pull it off.

"Anyways, I have time." Although he wasn't sure how, Ben would brood and plot and make this happen. He had his priorities straight.

Double-cuckold Paul.

Double-cuckold Paul again.

Enjoy a threesome with Tina and Laura.

He felt blessed to be able to do what he loved, was good at, and that his activities helped the world…

In other words, Ben was about to do a dream job…

In any case, he wouldn't be entering this battle without weapons, because after hooking up with the office beauty Laura, as usual, Ben was able to attain some much-needed and even-more-loved achievements. These, would feed him the points he needed to hopefully improve his chances with the two women.

*Author's Note: Sorry I missed last week everyone. I'm trying to calm my schedule down so I have more time to write regularly.