My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Golden Carp King, Flash Elf! Don't miss it when you pass by!"

"Thirty thousand golden carp kings, you can't buy them to lose money, and you can't buy them to be fooled!"

"Look, take a look, the golden carp king gives birth to gold, and there is nothing wrong with the old iron!"

An uncle with a white turban on his head and a vest yelled in a rough voice.

In front of him stood a huge aquarium.

Surprisingly, that aquarium was full of golden carp kings!

Passers-by looked at King Carp curiously, the uncle pulled a passerby and sold him:

"Brother, looking at you like this, you are also a trainer!"

Hu Sheng, who was held back by the uncle, was stunned.

Immediately, he grinned and said, "Yes, uncle, you have good eyes!"

The uncle chuckled and said, "I can tell by your appearance that you are a powerful trainer!"

"Only a powerful dragon spirit is worthy of your noble status!"

"It's not enough just to be a dragon elf, you have to be a flash elf!"

Hu Sheng was taken aback by the uncle's praise, and he smiled happily and said, "Go on!"

With a "crack", the uncle grabbed a king carp from the aquarium, and shouted:

"The golden carp kings I sell are all the best in the group!"

"You know the flashing elves, such a carp king can only be bred out of thousands!"

"I came here today just for this group of precious carp kings, and to find their predestined relatives!"

The stall owner next door has long been familiar with the uncle's sales, and joked:

"Glitter elves are so rare, why are you grabbing a big box!"

The uncle snorted, suddenly pulled up his vest, and shouted:

"Ordinary people may not be able to catch it, but for me, the fish king, A Biao, it is not difficult at all!"

On A Biao's body, there is actually a piercing...

King carp?

Hey, shouldn't it be a Gyarados?

A Biao snorted, "Over the years, I have lived and died in Nongtan, who doesn't know my name, A Biao!"

"Three years, three full years, I spent countless painstaking efforts, and finally caught these seven golden carp kings!"

"In order for them to find a powerful trainer, I came here all the way."

Suddenly, A Biao grabbed Hu Sheng's hand, and said with tears in his eyes: "Little brother, obviously you are destined!"

Hu Sheng was obviously also moved. He was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said:

"Uncle, you are right, I am that powerful trainer!"

"Flash, you can become a Gyarados after evolution, this is the elf I've always wanted!"

"How much, uncle, I bought it!"

"Hey, what money is not money, a treasured sword is given to a hero, a good horse is matched with a good saddle, it is the honor of this carp king to meet you!"

"That won't work,

You must accept this money! "

"That's fine, 30,000 ones, it's my hard work." The uncle chuckled and threw the carp king back into the sink.

"Come on, just scan the code here!"

After paying the money, Hu Sheng used the elf ball he carried with him to happily leave with a carp king.

The stall owner next to A Biao smiled and said, "A Biao, you're lying again!"

A Biao blew his beard and stared: "Nonsense! The matter of the flash elf can be called a lie!"

In the distance, Lu Cheng was already grinning from ear to ear.

Are there any fools who would believe that 30,000 yuan can buy a flashing carp king?

This can't even buy a scale of the golden carp king, can it?

Just because it is a flash elf, it has already been sold for a sky-high price.

What's more, it also has the potential to evolve into a red tyrannosaurus, which is an elf that can resist the beast!

Lu Cheng shook his head, and Lao Liang explained with a smile:

"This guy, his family is in the dyeing workshop business!"

"Use a fishing boat to cast a net, throw the caught elves directly into the cabin for dyeing, and then apply chemicals, which can guarantee that the color will not fade for a month!"

"This Ah Biao, I don't know how many people have been cheated by this trick!"

"Why not ban it?" The senior sister asked curiously, "If you report it, there should be investigators involved?"

Lao Liang snorted and said, "That boy is very smart!"

"Either kill him and refuse to admit that he bought it from him, or simply say that he sells ornamental fish! Thirty thousand ornamental fish, oh, what a ghost!"

The senior sister smiled slightly and said, "This golden carp king is pretty pretty."

"Thirty thousand yuan for a month, I think it's okay."

Lu Cheng's eyes widened.

Listen, is this speaking human language?

Can you raise me for 30,000 yuan, I'm sure I can jump higher than the carp king!

While the three were talking and laughing, a golden carp king jumped out of the water and slapped A Biao with its wet tail.

Water splash jump!

"Damn it!" A Biao's right cheek suddenly swelled up, causing a burst of laughter.

Seeing this scene, the senior couldn't help but groan.

"This carp king is quite lively!" Lao Liang laughed.

Lu Cheng couldn't help but smile, and opened the magnifying glass, wanting to see what the so-called golden carp king really looks like.

Although it is dyed, it is a glitter elf after all, it is good to look at the counterfeit!

The carp king sank into the water again with a salty face.

Its eyes protrude desperately, two small fish whites, barbs on the edge of the gills, golden scales that open and close, a golden crown like a tumor on its head, and two long tentacles protruding Floating leisurely.

It's you, Golden Vicious!

The naive carp king was the one that slapped A Biao just now.

Facing its companion who was snatching food, it suddenly jumped with a powerful splash of water, and slapped the companion out of the tank.

The carp king who was fanned out jumped towards the pool of water with a dazed expression on his face.

Lu Cheng retracted the magnifying glass and smiled.

The carp king doesn't look scary, it's just a big salted fish.

As a salted fish, its data is quite touching.

"King Carp (Flash)

Personality: innocent

Features: leisurely

Supporting move: Water Splash Jump"

The only move he is proficient in is water splash jump, which can be called the veritable king of salted fish.

Lu Cheng closed the magnifying glass, and suddenly his face changed!

etc?

What did I just see?

He hastily reopened the magnifying glass and rubbed his eyes.

King carp?

flash?

Isn't it really the carp king after dyeing?

"Ding - there are heavy doses of chemicals on the surface of this elf, it is recommended to eat after cleaning, the effect will be better!"

Who wants to eat King Carp!

How to eat this elf with bones all over his body, let's make fat head fish stew!

Wait, it seems that the point of complaint is not this!

Lu Cheng covered his forehead and fell into deep thought.

This salted fish seems to be a real glitter elf?

Didn't you say that the boss is a liar?

How could any fool sell the golden carp king for 30,000 yuan?

Lu Cheng took a deep breath, then there was only one kind of coincidence left.

When fishing with a fishing net, there happened to be a golden carp king among many carp kings.

Since the fishing nets were directly thrown into the cabin for dyeing, they were brought directly to the venue for sale after dyeing.

Obviously, A Biao didn't know that it was just a flash elf!

Slowly letting out a breath, a smile appeared on Lu Cheng's face.

very good!

The golden man is cruel, the master is coming!

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