My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Sister, I also want to buy a carp king!" Lu Cheng grinned.

The senior also smiled and said, "Would you like to watch it at home? I think it's pretty good!"

Old Liang was taken aback.

Thirty thousand yuan just to support one month?

Is this the rich man's world?

Lu Cheng came to the aquarium and said with a smile, "Boss, how do you sell this carp king?"

A Biao was counting the harvest this morning, when he saw Lu Cheng, his eyes lit up and he said:

"Little brother, thirty thousand one!"

"The golden carp king can also give birth to a small golden carp king, and after that, there will be endless shortage of children and grandchildren!"

"30,000 yuan a piece is really cheap for you!"

Lu Cheng suddenly whispered mysteriously: "I wanted to remind you, but you are too arrogant!"

A Biao was taken aback, and said with a sneer:

"Little brother, don't make trouble if you don't buy it!"

Lu Cheng looked left and right, came to the corner, and waved at A Biao.

A Biao gritted his teeth and followed.

"Let me tell you the truth, your stall has already been targeted!" Lu Cheng said with a serious face.

"Don't be kidding, I've been in this business for so long, if something really happens, can I get some news?" A Biao said with a look of contempt:

"Little brother, seeing how young you are, you haven't been in the industry for long, have you?"

Lu Cheng sighed, took out a document and waved it in front of A Biao.

A Biao's eyes widened suddenly, and a terrified expression appeared on his face.

Black bronzing lines, a poke ball in the center, this is the logo of the Pokémon Association!

Is this boy a member of the government?

"This exhibition, people from the Industry and Commerce Bureau have been watching for a long time, I didn't expect you to be so arrogant!" Lu Cheng hated that iron can't be steel,

"Aren't you giving others a chance to increase their performance?"

"Why did you survive before? It's because the superiors looked down on you, a little shrimp!"

"Now that the higher-ups have spoken, no fake or shoddy can be let go! Aren't you hitting the guns?"

A Biao was already trembling all over, he cupped his hands and said, "Please tell me, little brother, who are you?"

Lu Cheng showed a ferocious expression: "It's from the Drug Inspection Bureau!"

"The performance this time is very important to us, but I have no major problems with the vendors."

"If the performance of the industry and commerce is increased again, how can I survive!"

A Biao's eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice, "What do you mean?"

"Remove your stall quickly, don't let anyone see it!"

"I don't want people's achievements to overwhelm us!"

A Biao nodded gratefully, and when he was about to leave, Lu Cheng suddenly grabbed him and said:

"Wait!"

"Is there anything else you need?" A Biao asked respectfully.

"My girlfriend is very interested in your ornamental fish, so I don't want too much." Lu Cheng grinned, showing his white teeth,

"Just give me one!"

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"You really bought it!" The senior sister looked at the poke ball in Lu Cheng's hand with surprise.

A blue and white dive ball that looks like water flowing when it spins.

Lu Cheng smiled and said, "It's okay, they even gave me a diving ball."

That flashing carp king was lying quietly in the diving ball at this moment.

In order to thank Lu Cheng, A Biao not only gave the golden carp king to Lu Cheng, but also specially gave him a diving ball.

Not only did it cost nothing, but it also earned a diving ball worth 30,000 yuan for nothing.

He even picked up a flashing carp king for nothing.

Lu Cheng couldn't help covering his mouth and secretly laughing.

At this time, A Biao pushed the aquarium in front of Lu Cheng, waved his hand and said sincerely:

"thank you!"

"Ding——congratulations to the host, the skill of 'Flicker' has been upgraded!"

Fudge LV2: Thick-skinned and superb acting skills, unless you are a big fudge who has been immersed in this way for many years, no one will be able to see through your words!

Skill Description: What kind of bicycle do you want? What bike do you want!

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After getting the golden carp king, Lu Cheng and his senior sister wandered around the hall for another half an hour.

There was no other place to go, after the two waved goodbye, Lu Cheng returned home.

Logically speaking, the elves held by the trainer need to be registered.

But the carp king can be used as an ornamental elf, and the procedures for elves for this purpose are often relatively simple.

It took Lu Cheng a long time to apply for the registration certificate of Liuwei and Mu Shougong.

And Carp King doesn't even need to register in person, as long as it is optional online.

On the way back, he bought a fish tank, and Lu Cheng could only move it with two hands.

It took a lot of effort to move upstairs and put the fish tank on the table.

After releasing the carp king, a golden light suddenly blinded Lu Cheng's eyes.

I saw the king carp floating leisurely in the fish tank, the golden scales opened and closed, and the sunlight fell on it from the window, making it glisten.

"Really, it's pretty good-looking." Lu Cheng muttered while touching his chin.

It's just that those protruding dead fish eyes are a bit of a spoiler.

The carp king is an omnivorous elf, so it stands to reason that ordinary aquatic plants, fish food, and even mud can be fed.

Its fecundity is extremely high, its vitality is tenacious, and it can survive in many dirty waters.

Therefore, this spirit can be seen in the waters of the world,

It is worthy of being known as the most tenacious elf!

However, it is somewhat difficult to evolve into a Gyarados.

After all, before the carp king evolved, apart from splashing and jumping, the only thing he could learn was to hit.

The strength of the carp king is very weak, its impact can be carried by an ordinary adult man.

It is undoubtedly difficult to let it gain experience through combat!

take it easy!

Lu Cheng sighed, rubbed his chin and thought to himself, anyway, there is a system, it will evolve one day!

At that time, the red Gyarados, how mighty it is!

After imagining the scene of wandering around the world standing on the Gyarados, the corners of Lu Cheng's mouth couldn't help getting wet.

"Fuck!"

At this time, the splash of water from King Carp's tail immediately pulled Lu Cheng back.

"Roar!"

The golden carp king let out a cry, suddenly leaped high, and jumped out of the fish tank.

Water splash jump!

Its jump height was more than one meter high, and it fell directly from the fish tank to the floor.

"Roar?" The carp king looked confused.

After being stunned for a while, King Carp jumped up again,

"Pa la pa la—"

Jumping on the floor for about five seconds, the golden carp king's eyes bulged, and white foam kept spitting out from his mouth.

No way, I'm dying!

What the hell is this!

Lu Cheng clutched his forehead, wanting to throw the salted fish back into the fish tank.

It turned out that the carp king's body is slippery and difficult to grasp.

The Salted Fish King, who was on the verge of death, suddenly had a great desire to survive when Lu Cheng wanted to catch it.

"Paji Paji" jumped wildly, splashing water on Lu Cheng's face.

"Enough is enough for me, hey!"

In a rage, Lu Cheng grabbed the carp king's two tentacles and threw it back into the fish tank.

"Roar!"

The carp king splashed a lot of water, and after a while, he seemed to realize that he had returned to the water.

The carp king, who was stunned for a while, resumed his leisurely swimming.

"It seems that it needs to be replaced with a larger aquarium."

Lu Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "This thing is too capable of jumping!"

As soon as the words fell, the white light of the move lit up again.

The carp king lay down on the floor again with a dazed expression on his face,

"Roar?"

I just jumped, what the hell is it on the floor again?

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