My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

(aeei) It's a little late now, and I have to go back now, but the manuscript fees have been coming in these days. Although there is a lot of news on Line, he has been playing the game and basically didn't see it.

Jingle Bell……

Just now, I was still thinking about how Ayame Kagurazaka hadn't called me at all, and the phone rang immediately, so Dongfangbai didn't have to guess to know it was Ayame's call.

"Hey?"

"Yakumo-sensei! The recent release has been very smooth. Your sales performance is comparable to the original "Fantasy Demon Sword". I'm afraid you can become the second in the future... Maybe you can surpass Qianshou Village Sei-sensei!"

Qianshou Village Zheng is the author of "Fantasy Demon Sword". It is said that the total number of copies sold has reached 10 million copies. He is the backbone of Dengeki Library, and it is also thanks to him that Dengeki Library can stand firmly as the boss. Location.

But it is said that Fate will surpass the fantasy swordsman in the future? In fact, Dongfang Bai thinks it is unrealistic, because Fate's plot content is actually quite small. No matter how detailed he is, he can only write five volumes at most, no more.

And the Legend of the Fantasy Demon Sword has already released more than 20 volumes and it has not yet been completed.

Because in the previous life, Fate relied on various rumors and derivative works to achieve its current results. In fact, the plot of the original work is quite small, but the amount of plots in any rumored work can surpass the original.

Moreover, when Dongfang Bai signed the contract before, he said an additional condition, "All the rights of the rumored works belong to him." What does this mean?

That's right, the strongest "Fate" is not the original "FateStayNight", but various rumors, such as "zero", "Magic Girl Illya", "Holy Grail War" and a large number of series of rumors.

Among them, the most famous rumor is "Fate/Grand Order", which has been changed into a game. The amount of plot exceeds the sum of other rumors, and it is also the most famous.

But there are so many rumors to make a little profit. As for FGO, he plans to release it as a light novel and share it with Dengeki Bunko, which is also to give Dengeki Bunko a little sweetness.

You can't just take benefits for yourself, and give others some benefits appropriately, and you will also allow yourself to promote your own development.

"So, if possible, I would like to invite Yakumo-sensei to hold a signing party!"

"don't want."

She refused without hesitation. Ayame Kagurazaka, who was on the other side of the phone, was obviously taken aback, but she quickly reacted. She probably already knew that Dongfang Bai had this kind of character. It would be difficult for him to hold a signing party. Like ascending to the sky.

"Hey, this is a great opportunity to increase sales. You should take advantage of the popularity to go straight to the sky. The above plans to animate you directly when you release the second volume!"

Animated, the so-called 'tragically animated' stalk still exists even in this world.

It's a very good work, but the animated stuff is sloppy, like a lump of porridge that has gone sour for days and nights.

And to animate fate, at least a lot of money is needed, because there are too many battle scenes in Fate, especially the animation of Gilgamesh and Saber's Noble Phantasm, which simply burns money.

An average of tens of thousands of dollars per second? Maybe it will reach that number.

"If you want to animate, I must supervise, otherwise I will not agree to animation."

"I also know this. If the animation of a potential work like Fate is sloppy, then readers will never buy it. Maybe the Dengeki Bunko will be blasted the next day."

Kagurazaka Ayame's joke, I didn't expect it to come true after that.

"By the way, how about your second volume, is there any problem with the plot of Berserker? I feel like you have set Berserker too strong, and the data panel feels like it can be worn seven times!"

"Don't worry about this, there will be stronger guys coming out later."

Kagurazaka Ayame also seems to have seriously helped Dongfang Bai think about the plot. If the fighting strength is too strong and it collapses, it is very likely that readers will fall from heaven to **** in one breath.

The so-called urination the higher you stand...bah, the higher you stand, the worse you fall is absolutely true.

Chapter 10 Are you an angel? 【For automatic subscription】

"call……"

Kagurazaka Ayame put down the phone, she slumped on the table with a bored face and didn't move, which made the uncle beside the scumbag editor a little puzzled.

"Congratulations to Miss Kagurazaka, the teacher Yakumo you are in charge of has achieved quite good results! Like the ones I am in charge of, every day, I can write and drag the draft, and I want to help with the idea every day. I'm bored."

Kagurazaka Ayame sat up with his head covered by Uncle Hussa's remarks.

"What do you know, I am very envious of the relationship between you and the author you are in charge of, the teacher Yakumo I am in charge of...! Absolutely! No! No! Need! Yes! Me! Worry! Heart!"

Kagurazaka Ayame is going crazy. When she became the editor-in-charge, her ideal was to urge drafts every day with the author in charge of her at work, and to conceive the next plot together! Then watch one newcomer after another reach the top with the efforts of both himself and him!

That's what she wants! In the end, what happened to that guy Yakumo Bai? ! Mingming called him so often to ask about it, but he was ready for everything.

No reminder required! The manuscript was handed in on time, and the plot did not need to be involved in the idea of ​​the plot. I wanted to help and found that the idea was perfect! Going by yourself is a disservice!

Not even a single typo in this guy's manuscript! As the editor in charge, I can't even correct the typos, koru~a! ! !

"Well, that's really..."

The editor in charge of Hu Zha rolled his eyes, and he quietly watched Kagurazaka Acorus frenzy on the spot, and finally he could only call the next draft - the author's phone number.

...

"Wow, it seems that it's not too late to come back today."

After walking for more than ten minutes, Dongfang Bai had reached the street near his home, and he could reach his door as long as he walked straight.

"Bastard! Give me back the pineapple buns!!!"

Then he suddenly saw a red-haired girl in Toyonozaki's school uniform running over from the street next to her. She seemed to be chasing a small figure.

"Toyosaki's?"

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment, and then he saw a cute white puppy suddenly running out of the street next to him, moving very quickly, but the most striking thing was the... pineapple bun in his mouth?

"Don't run!"

The red-haired girl was chasing the white puppy with her schoolbag in her hands. The girl's red hair was tied into two loops with a purple headband, with a small black bat hairpin in front of her hair.

But she seems a little stupid, this puppy doesn't run very fast, and she just can't catch it when she walks upright.

Suddenly, the white puppy jumped on the spot, kicked the red-haired girl's head, and flew straight to run away. Dongfang Bai reached out and hugged it in his arms.

"Ouch!"

The puppy started to move randomly, but he couldn't break free from Dongfang Bai's embrace. Dongfang Bai took the pineapple bun from his mouth by the way. It's really interesting to say that there are dogs that can grab pineapple buns.

"Uuuuuu..."

The red-haired girl was accidentally thrown to the ground by the weightlessness of the white puppy. Dongfang Bai walked over in a speechless manner and handed her the pineapple bun in his hand.

"Is this yours? Are you okay?"

The white puppy seemed very unwilling, but it couldn't break free. In the end, for some unknown reason, he didn't plan to break free, so he sat obediently in Dongfangbai's arms.

"Thank you...are you an angel...?!"

The girl stood up slowly, but it was strange that she fell so hard just now, but there was no scar on her body, at most it was a little dust.

"I'm not an angel..."

Dongfang Bai looked at the girl with some amusing, and handed the pineapple bun to the girl. As a result, the puppy in his arms suddenly looked at the red-haired girl with a very humane mocking face.

"You, you! You dare to provoke the future great devil, Lord Satania!"

The girl who claimed to be 'Satania' suddenly changed her previous appearance, placing her right hand in front of her with an 'elegant' gesture.

"I am the future great demon Walnutze Satania McWay! Remember me!"

big devil?

Dongfang Bai tilted his head, what the **** is this girl talking about, some kind of devil or angel?

It turned out to be a middle school girl. It's really pitiful. I hope she won't cry in the face of her dark history at this time in the future.

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"Hey...hey! Why are you looking at me like you're seeing some abandoned little animal!?"

Satania found that Dongfang Bai's expression was not quite right, and immediately said angrily.

"Nothing, be strong."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand with a reluctant expression. The moment he woke up from the second illness was the most painful moment, especially when his friends and even his lover discovered the history of the second middle school.

Really want to die.

"Hmph, you helped me this time, Lord Satania! Then as long as you are willing to submit to me, you will be the hero when I become a great demon."

"Ow!"

The white puppy suddenly barked twice at Satania with her hands on her hips, which changed her frightened expression and took a few steps back.

............0

This...is this the future great demon? How terrifying!

"Okay, Miss Big Devil, I'll go first if I have something to do. Goodbye."

"Hey!? Don't ignore me!"

Satania shouted angrily, but Dongfang Bai just waved his hand with his back to her and left. By the way, he put the puppy in his hand on the ground and left.

"Alright, alright, it should be..."

Dongfang Bai took out the key and was about to open the door. Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the side. Dongfang Bai looked curiously to the side.

"Um!?"

I saw the long golden hair of the Yamada Fairy dazzling in the sun, and she stood on the edge of the window sill with a look of panic.

That's right! Just stand on the windowsill!

"Hey!?"

Dongfang Bai rushed over quickly, and the Yamada Fairy jumped down immediately, Dongfang Bai hugged her from the air, hugged her shoulders with his right hand, and supported her thigh with his left hand.

"What are you doing!?"

"Hide away!"

The Yamada Fairy found that she was hugged by the princess and didn't have time to blush. She broke free and hugged Dongfang Bai and pushed him to the ground. The speed was very fast, without any hesitation at all.

Dongfang Bai looked dumbfounded and watched the Yamada goblin sitting on his body motionless. He didn't understand what this guy was doing all of a sudden, and this action was too ambiguous! ? Long.

Chapter 11 The Wonderful Little Black House 【For automatic subscription】

"Hey……"

"Quiet!"

The Yamada Fairy's face turned pale, she suddenly lay on Dongfang Bai's chest, and she didn't know that she thought there would be a flood of beasts chasing her.

This guy actually jumped off the second floor of her house. It's really too exaggerated. With regard to her physical fitness and the angle of falling from her dead house, if she doesn't catch her, she will be fractured in nine out of ten cases.

This guy is really bold. Fortunately, he came back in a timely manner, otherwise this guy should be lying on the hospital bed of the ambulance now...

Speaking of which, I have to thank the stupid middle school girl just now for holding me back for a while.

The current posture of the goblin and Dongfangbai is still very awkward. The goblin is lying on top of Dongfangbai, and the two are still facing each other. Can hear clearly.

"Well, there should be no problem."

The Yamada Fairy's pointed ears moved slightly. Speaking of which, the girl's ears really felt a little pointed, like a fairy in a fairy tale.

"What the **** happened?"

Dongfang Bai abruptly sat up, causing the goblin to jump back and stand up. She patted the dust on her skirt with a relaxed expression.

"Well, it's actually... eh eh eh you?!"

The goblin was just casually patting the dust on her skirt, but her face suddenly turned red to the point of bloodshot, her white pointed ears were instantly dyed red, and she looked very shy.

"Just... just now, I, I, I lie on top of you?"

Is there something wrong with this guy's reaction speed? It took a long time for him to realize that he had just been lying on top of him.

"I can't stand it."

Dongfang Bai patted the dust behind him and stood up. He didn't quite understand what the blond girl's intention was, but looking at the way she was trying to escape at the risk of 'jumping off the building' just now, she probably encountered some terrifying enemy. .

"Cough, cough, come with me first."

After a while, the Yamada Fairy adjusted her state, took care of her frizzy long hair, and walked directly to her house.

Dongfang Bai stood there for a while before quickly following up. Although he didn't know what she was doing, he intuitively told himself that it was better to follow.

"Sa! Sit down."

The goblin led Dongfang Bai all the way to the studio on the second floor. He had come here once before, but that time he accidentally saw the goblin's body and entered inexplicably.