My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"So, can you tell me why you specifically jumped from the second floor into my yard?"

Dongfang Bai looked at the goblin sitting on the sofa with black tea with a dead fish-eyed expression, but he actually guessed it closely, the few people who had just left her door.

It doesn't feel like I'm here to collect debts, so I'm here to call for drafts.

"If I remember correctly, it should be your release date in a few days. Seeing that you have been playing black games with me these days, it is estimated that your manuscript was not written at all, right?"

Following Dongfang Bai's words, he clearly felt that the body of the Yamada Goblin froze slightly, and it seemed that what he said should be the truth.

"And the manuscripts thrown around in your studio are very scattered, some are written papers, and some are blank. I guess you were too anxious to clean up and ran away."

Dongfang Bai picked up a piece of white paper on the ground with a printed article on it, but the sheets of paper scattered beside it were blank and nothing was written.

"So, today should be the day to hand in the manuscript, but you haven't finished it at all, so the editor in charge came to urge the manuscript. You want to escape but there is nowhere to hide, so you can only jump into my yard in the end, right?"

"Are you guys Edogawa xx!?"

The Yamada Goblin directly complained, this guy guessed too accurately, she was a little doubtful that the guy in front of her was the detective high school student Kudo **** who was called the Foerx of the **** era!

Speaking of which, the comic "Detective Conan" actually exists in this parallel world. Originally, Dongfang Bai wanted to use the content in it, but he had to give up in the end.

"That's right! Miss I just didn't finish writing it. Those guys just came to catch me. The last time those **** treated me, the 'God of Light Novels', they used to carry it! Take it away with the carry. !?"

The Yamada Fairy's mouth was full of resentment, and then she kept complaining about the various bad things in the editorial department, and Dongfang Bai could only helplessly listen to her resentment.  …

This guy is really resentful...

"That guy! He actually locked me in the small dark room and wrote it for three full days before letting me out. I feel like I'm about to die!"

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became. She drank the black tea in the cup in one gulp, and then took out a box of biscuits from nowhere and chewed it.

Little Black House, a name that makes countless light novel writers feel terrified. It is said that there is a legend called "Little Black House" in the editor-in-charge, and authors who have delayed drafts will be locked in.

Mandatory day and night code words, in order to solve all the manuscripts before the deadline, I once heard that an author who delayed the manuscript came out of his mind and became confused.

It was very terrifying. I didn't expect that the Yamada Goblin had been imprisoned for three days and three nights. I really admire her perseverance in dragging the draft, even if she was locked in the small black room.

"Then what are you going to do, the deadline is already a few days away, right? It's useless even if you hide in my house when the deadline is reached?"

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, this guy's deadline is probably less than five days left, right? Even if you give yourself five days to write fast, you can't finish writing 100,000 words.

10,000 words a day is a common occurrence for Chinese web writers, but for neon light novelists, 10,000 words a day is like a fairy, and it is the kind of living fairy who can walk and talk.

Dongfang Bai also has experience in writing online articles, so he writes books very fast. If he works hard, he can solve a month's amount of manuscripts in ten days at most.

It's a pity that the second volume of his manuscript is not many days away from the deadline, but he has not moved a word...

But he was still able to continue playing the game with a smile, and it was completely true in the face of the "red" on the deadline, because he knew that the editor-in-charge could not put him in a small dark room.

Although I signed the contract at the time, if I was forcibly locked in the small black room, the hometown of the Celestial Dynasty would definitely know about it immediately, so I would definitely feel at ease when I dragged the draft.

[PS: The author is in Hubei, and now I don’t dare to go out for New Year’s greetings, and I can’t receive red envelopes].

Chapter 12 The cooperation of Yingri Kashiwagi 【For automatic subscription】

"Hmph, even if I didn't save the manuscript, I'm very calm now."

Where have you heard this...

The Yamada Fairy had her hands on her hips and her head held high with a proud look. Although she didn't know where this guy's confidence came from, there should be a solution to her appearance, right?

"Could it be, do you still have a backhand?"

"No!"

The Yamada Fairy answered very simply, Dongfang Bai slapped him in the face, and he shouldn't have any expectations for this idiot.

"Actually, I just didn't start writing because of one thing!"

"What's up?"

The Yamada Fairy stood up a little wistfully, she silently walked to the desk, and took out a stack of documents from the bookcase.

"Actually, I just want to find an illustrator that suits me. I have long wanted to cooperate with Mr. Erromanga, but I have been unable to contact her..."

The Yamada Fairy looked at the stack of documents, feeling a little helpless, while Dongfang Bai couldn't help but glanced at the window sill. Speaking of which, he should be able to see Sagiri's room from this position.

04 "Hey stinky white, didn't Mr. Erromanga collaborate with you? He also drew the illustrations for your "Fate". No one has collaborated with her before."

The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai with suspicion, and always felt that this guy seemed to be hiding something from himself, but he couldn't think of what it was.

"Yes, I did cooperate with Teacher Erromanga, and I was still in touch before."

Dongfang Bai feels that there is nothing to hide, but it is temporarily impossible for the Yamada fairy to cooperate with Sagiri. After all, Sagiri is still helping herself to draw illustrations.

If you help two authors draw illustrations at the same time, the workload is really too much, and a good illustration is not so easy to draw.

Even if it is a sketch, if you want to draw it very delicately, it will take three days to count the time for eating and sleeping, and some people take it longer.

A volume of Dongfangbai's book is published once a month, and within this month, the illustrator has to draw five or even seven or eight illustrations.

Although there can be black and white, but the cover and a few of them must be in color, and the workload is quite large.

"Then you should have her Twitter or Line account!?"

Yamada Fairy's eyes lit up slightly, she looked at herself with a full expression of expectation, but of course Dongfang Bai couldn't give her Sagiri's Line account.

After all, Sagiri is very afraid of life. Her private Line account has few friends so far, and she is one of her few friends.

If you let the character like the Yamada Fairy go up, I am afraid that Sagiri will be scared and directly block her.

"Yes, yes, but Mr. Erromanga is already working with me now. She plans to help me finish drawing Fate."

Hearing this sentence, the Yamada Fairy lowered her head slightly in frustration. If this is true, Mr. Erromanga definitely does not have such a strong ability to complete such a workload.

"Then I'm screwed. The guy who drew me illustrations before ran away because I didn't fit in with me. As a result, now I can't write light novels because I can't find a suitable illustrator!"

"You don't write light novels just because you want to be lazy!?"

Dongfang Bai's words made the Yamada goblin blushed, and then glared at him fiercely. It was really embarrassing to be exposed in front of him, let alone a thin-skinned girl.

"I don't care! There is absolutely no way for me to continue writing without an illustrator!"

The Yamada Fairy began to act like a child, went straight to the sofa, and began to shout, with a splashy look.

It doesn't matter if Dongfang Bai thinks this is more like acting like a spoiled child.

"Okay, okay, maybe I can help you with the illustrator."

Dongfang Bai reluctantly said to the Yamada Fairy, if this guy doesn't write now, he will definitely be arrested in the small black room in a few days to rush the draft all night, right?

It's really miserable. Fortunately, I am a hard-working author. Although I haven't written a word now, this inexplicable calmness has given me confidence.

"Eh? Really?!"

The Yamada Fairy stopped dancing and acting like a spoiled child, and sat next to Dongfang Bai all of a sudden, looking at him with expectant eyes.

"I will help you ask."

After speaking, Dongfang Bai took out his mobile phone, opened his Twitter, and sent a message to a girl who had not sent a message for a long time.

"What are you asking?"

The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai's mobile phone suspiciously. Although she didn't know who the guy who remarked was called 'Golden Retriever', this remark was inexplicably annoying.

"Ask her if she would like to draw illustrations for you."

Dongfang Bai guessed that Yingli Li would agree in all likelihood, because this guy draws too many books, she actually has the desire to go ashore and become an official illustrator, right?

But no matter how famous the author of the picture book is, it is still difficult to get from the sea to the shore. If there is no opportunity to help her, she may stay in the sea to draw books for the rest of her life.

Speaking of which, this guy should have wanted to draw comics as an opportunity to go ashore, but her drawing skills are very strong, and her drawings are also very beautiful, but unfortunately...

The plot ability is surprisingly bad. This guy's ability to conceive the plot is simply outrageous. Dongfang Bai has never seen anyone whose plot can be so bad.

Although the setting of the black cat is strange, complicated, and the writing is very medium, but the plot of Dongfangbai is very interesting. If it is cultivated, it will definitely be able to publish light novels.

But no matter how good Ying Li Li's drawing is, and the plot ability is as bad as porridge, after all, he still can't publish comics, and he can't go ashore.

Therefore, when Dongfang Bai's light novel was published before, she gave her a lot of hope, but unfortunately Dongfang Bai ruthlessly rejected her, which made her mood sink directly.

However, there was nothing wrong with her request to cooperate with Dongfang Bai, because now Dongfang Bai introduced her a partner.

The genius and beautiful girl light novel writer with sales of 2.2 million, the fairy of Yamada!

And the fit between the two of them is very high. If the fit is too low, even two very well-known characters can easily fail, which is the fit between the author and the illustrator.

Why are they so compatible?

Because the two of them have a very big thing in common, that is, the color. The Yamada fairy's writing reveals a sense of color from time to time, and Eri Sawamura used to draw the R18 book, and the color is completely commonplace.

The fit between the two of them is too high. If they cooperate, it is entirely possible for the sales to double.

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Chapter 13 The Golden Retriever you mentioned refers to 【Automatic Subscription】

"Who is this 'Golden Retriever' you're referring to?"

The Yamada Fairy frowned slightly, this remark really annoyed her inexplicably, but her curiosity still overwhelmed her unpleasant feeling.

"She, you should have heard her name, Eri Kashiwagi."

"Eh?!"

The Yamada Fairy's eyes widened. She had thought of several illustrators just now, but she didn't expect it to be Eri Kashiwagi. This person is not easy to find.

Eri Kashiwagi has never worked as an illustrator before, so he has been drawing books all the time, but because of the many books he draws, he has become famous.

Anyone who knows a little more about the ACG industry will definitely have heard the name of Eri Kashiwagi. She is a super famous painter who draws books. Her R18 is really cool.

"How did you find her? I remember a few writers who approached her before and were rejected?"

"Cough cough is probably... She asked me to cooperate before, but I refused, but she still added a Line account."

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, Ying Lili really wanted to go ashore, but she didn't just go ashore just by finding a light novel. After all, she was arrogant as a top painter.

The object she chooses depends not only on the reputation of the other party, but also on the degree of fit, but she did not know why she found Dongfang Bai to cooperate.

Maybe after she watched Fate, because she liked it very much, she ran over to talk about cooperation when her mind was hot. I believe that as long as people in the industry know more about Fate, they can see the potential of Fate.

Fate has great potential and is likely to become a classic, and the sales volume these days has proved this, it will be popular sooner or later.

And Ying Lili's eyes are also very vicious. She also saw the potential of Fate, so she drew the illustrations in advance and asked for cooperation before other illustrators came to the door.

She moved very quickly. When other illustrators just discovered the potential of "Fate" and wanted to cooperate, she had already drawn several illustrations and sent them to Dengeki Bunko.

As soon as the others heard that Eri Kashiwagi had even drawn the illustrations and sent them, most of them gave up because they knew that they could not compete with Eri Kashiwagi.

But the most unexpected thing, Eri Kashiwagi was rejected? Just when others thought that the guy 'Yayunbai' had a problem with his brain, the other party suddenly sent out the news of cooperation with Teacher 'Eromanga'.

At that time, everyone was dumbfounded, although Ying Li Li also added Line to Dongfang Bai in the end, and also made an agreement to cooperate with her if there is a suitable new work.

I didn't expect it to come true so quickly, and it took less than a week for the promise given by Dongfang Bai to come true.

"I didn't expect you to reject her, but when I think about your cooperation with Erromanga, I feel that rejection is quite normal~". "

Eromanga and Kashiwagi Eri are equally famous painters, but Eromangga often draws color drawings, but basically she draws those exquisite hand drawings on the P station, so she is more suitable to be a collaborator of Fate .

Ding dong.

[Eri Kashiwagi: What's wrong? Are you going to release a new work? Want to work with me? 】

The speed of this guy replying to the news is really fast enough. She just sent the news and she actually replied after a while. It seems that she is really anxious that she can't go ashore yet.

[Yayunbai: I really want to cooperate with you, may I ask you? 】

[Eri Kashiwagi: Is it true or false? You have only written one volume of your new book, right? Do you want to write another one? 】

The other party obviously didn't believe it, and felt that Dongfang Bai was teasing her.

Ying Lili was wearing a simple green sportswear and pouted slightly. She still remembered the fact that this guy rejected her illustration before!

[Yakumo Bai: No, the writer I know, "Yamada Fairy", is going to write a new book, but I can't find an illustrator. Are you interested? 】

Yamada Fairy! ?

Yingri was stunned for a moment. Of course, she had heard the reputation of the Yamada Fairy, but she did not expect to cooperate with her. Yingli realized that this was a very good opportunity to land! Absolutely can't let it go.