My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Senior brother, senior brother, come here~

It's definitely not a bad thing. Can this junior sister deceive you, senior brother?

You can't get it even if you want to, right? "

It was dark at night, in the mountain behind Xiaoqiong Peak, in the forest of giant trees shrouded in formations.

Ling'e took Li Changshou's arm, coquettishly dragging Li Changshou to a piece of grass.

The straight innate, ordinary, and spiritual trees around them are like majestic stone pillars supporting the dark night, exuding a certain distant and dark atmosphere.

Ling'e dragged her senior brother to the center of the grass. Just as she was about to retreat, she frowned and asked:

"Senior brother, the person standing here right now is..."

"Ontology," Li Changshou answered seriously, "after all, you said it specifically before."

"That's good," Ling'e bit the tip of her tongue, chuckled, took two steps back, and turned around slowly.

Her movements at this time were gentle and smooth, her long hair and skirt were dancing slightly, and with the starlight falling from the gaps in the treetops, she looked like the most beautiful elf in the forest.

A little bit of light white soft light shines from the grass in all directions, but it is some common luminous spiritual insects.

They first rose slowly, and then flew everywhere in the forest and grassland, adding patches of faint light to the forest.

Li Changshou looked at this scene with a hint of peace in his eyes.

Ling'e stood ten feet away, leaning forward slightly, her eyes reflecting the starlight, and her beauty was a bit dreamy.

"Senior brother, does it look good?"

"Well," Li Changshou asked helplessly, "I really have nothing to do, are you going to do..."

"No talking!"

Ling'e suddenly became strong, raised her chest and raised her head and shouted softly.

Then, she thought of the past years when she was bullied by her senior brothers. She shrank her neck and whispered, "C-is it okay?"

Li Changshou nodded and sat on the ground.

Come on, let's see what you, girl, and those sneaky guys next to you are going to do.

Ling'e took a few steps back, and two fairies with cute faces but dull eyes walked out of the forest. They were Ling'e's paper Taoists;

Playing the piano, playing the flute, and tapping the tambourine, melodious melodies resounded on Xiaoqiong Peak.

The first step in the plan to save unhappy people: [Music].

Use music to heal the scars of Taoist heart;

Use music to soothe your emotions;

Use music to pave the way for your next plan!

After finishing the song, Li Changshou showed a slight smile in his eyes...

Boom! Boom!

Like a giant elephant galloping in the forest, the melody played by Ling'e became brisk along with the footsteps.

"Whoa!"

There was a shout from the side, and Xiong Lingli jumped in front of Li Changshou holding two 'long-necked sheep' cubs!

This huge body, six feet tall and as big as a mountain, danced the long-standing prayer dance in Xiong Village, and shouted hey, hey, hey...

Li Changshou:? ? ?

Ling'e also curled her lips for a while, but it was difficult to say anything.

Because Xiao Qiongfeng's senior foodie group had different opinions and could not agree on a plan when discussing the plan, they decided to take turns to see who could make Li Changshou laugh.

With a head full of children, ahem, and questions, Li Changshou watched patiently for a while, and finally waited until Xiong Lingli made a final pose.

The two spirit beast cubs held under her arms turned around and vomited.

At this moment, Xiong Lingli's little face was full of expectation, and she kept sending eye cues to Li Changshou, as if she was expecting Li Changshou's comments.

Li Changshou frowned and asked:

"Are you homesick? If you want to go back to Xiong Village, I will arrange for you to go home tomorrow."

think……

Xiong Lingli's legs went weak and she almost knelt down, and she hurriedly said:

"No, no, no, cousin, I'm fine in the mountains. I'll go back first. Don't worry about me. Hey, hey."

After saying this, Xiong Lingli hugged two spiritual beast cubs that were like dolls, and left the scene dejectedly and frustrated.

Looking at Xiong Lingli's back, Li Changshou suddenly understood that they should want to make him happy... He thought they wanted something from each other.

Ling'e lowered her eyebrows and bowed her head, and the music returned to its original melodious tone.

"Hmm!"

There was a slight cough in the forest, but Jiang Lin'er was seen walking towards Li Changshou with his hands behind his back. He raised his hands to point at the grass in front of Li Changshou, put down a low table and placed two jars of fairy wine.

Just as Li Changshou was about to stand up and salute, Jiang Lin'er pushed him back.

"division……"

"Needless to say, I understand. What's the big deal?"

Jiang Lin'er casually poked open the seal on the wine jar, took two large bowls, retracted one jade arm into her sleeve, then stretched it out in front of the collar, and tied the sleeve to her chest.

The breath of a prehistoric hero came to his face.

Lifting the wine jar, Jiang Lin'er shouted: "It's all in the wine! If you're a brother, just do it for me!"

After saying this, he raised his head and poured heavily.

Drinking like this is a little trick. It looks like drinking heavily, but in fact most of the drink is spilled.

Li Changshou sighed, knowing that Jiang Lin'er must be feeling depressed. After all, Uncle Wan Jiangyu and his master Qi Yuan were both brought up by Jiang Lin'er. As a result...

Li Changshou picked up the wine jar and frowned as the wine entered his throat. The taste was far inferior to what he brewed.

Despite the fact that he seeks stability in everything, he is actually an exquisite young disciple of human education. Especially in recent years, under the influence of senior Bai Ze, he has developed a certain pursuit of taste.

The corner of Ling'e's mouth, who was playing the piano at the side, twitched slightly, feeling that the atmosphere at this time was slightly different from what she thought...

After a while.

Dang!

The empty wine jar hit the table. Jiang Lin'er burped and looked at the disciple in front of him, who was casting a gentle look at him.

This look was so warm, a little apologetic, and a little helpless. In an instant, it opened the two scars in Jiang Lin'er's heart.

Jiang Lin'er lowered her head and took a sip of wine, leaned over the low table, and cried bitterly:

"I am a failed angel!"

"Master, it's all over," Li Changshou advised in a warm voice, "People have to look forward, Master still has his soul..."

The sound of Ling'e's zither was in chaos, and it sounded like the sound of gold and iron horses shaking;

Xiong Lingli, who was squatting not far away, hurriedly ran up, picked up Jiang Lin'er, smiled awkwardly at Li Changshou, lowered his head and ran away.

Battle, failed twice!

Li Changshou laughed dumbly. Just when he was about to say stop messing around, the crisp sound of copper bells came from the side...

Two beautiful figures came to the scene accompanied by the sound of music. They were dressed in fairy robes, holding lightly patterned fans, and their fringed skirts were swaying like water waves.

But the awkward and unnatural dancing postures of the two of them really made Li Changshou almost laugh out loud.

Look at the left side, it’s Jiu Jiu who rarely puts on a fairy dress!

Although she is still as sinful as ever, she is a little more fairy-like and pure than usual. Her face and temperament have become much more mature, and she has a bit of a fairy demeanor.

Besides, on the right side, Youqin Xuanya is quite charming at the moment.

She has a slender figure, so her outfit now makes her look a little more gentle and charming, but her expression is a little stiff, and her beautiful face always frowns from time to time, thinking carefully about the next action...

pity……

If it were only at this level, Li Changshou's urge to raise his hands and cover his eyes would obviously exceed his urge to laugh heartily.

However, Jiujiu and Youqin Xuanya danced awkwardly for a while, then suddenly retreated to the left and right. They each bowed and kept shaking their fans.

The music started to sound a little weird...weird?

A black shadow flashed from the forest, rushing out between the fans of Jiujiu and Youqin Xuanya, and two beams of light from the side hit him!

This person wore a blue hijab and a pink, green and green fairy dress. He began to sway his body to the music and sang a somewhat rippling earthly song;

After singing just a few words, he lifted his hijab again, revealing his heavily made-up face, two braided hairstyles, and the iconic...

Goatee!

"Oh, my brother is so handsome. His handsomeness makes me think. I introduced him with a smile from the corners of my eyes..."

puff!

Li Changshou raised his hand and poked his eyes, choosing to be temporarily blind.

Mr. Bai, your character as a refined military advisor has collapsed!

But in the end, Li Changshou still resisted the urge to complain and let them finish the 'show' before standing up with a dark face.

"Everyone come here!"

In the forest on the side, several people looked at each other and walked out honestly, a little afraid to look forward.

Li Changshou sighed: "I understand everyone's thoughts, but I have indeed adjusted my condition.

And, Mr. Bai! "

Bai Ze quickly touched his face and said with a smile: "This is not at Ling'e's invitation to join everyone in the fun...

Pindao even risked his face. "

Suddenly, Li Changshou was full of complaints but could not speak.

Youqin Xuanya frowned and asked, "Senior brother, aren't you happy to see these...?"

"Come, sit here with me and look at Mr. Bai."

Youqin Xuanya followed the instructions and looked up at Bai Ze. Her fair forehead was suddenly covered with black lines.

Jiu Jiu and Jiang Lin'er also came over, and the former burst into laughter;

The latter was still drunk. He looked at Bai Ze, who was dressed as a woman, and then at himself. He sighed, turned around and hugged Youqin Xuanya and cried bitterly again, muttering in his mouth, "It's the same, it's all the same." '.

Li Changshou swept his long sleeves, turned around and used his escape technique, and retreated in defeat.

Bai Ze also left quickly. Li Changshou was not present, and he did not dare to have more contact with the female family members of Xiaoqiong Peak...

Looking towards the direction of the alchemy room, Ling'e showed a thoughtful expression.

It seemed that the senior brother was going to force her to use her ultimate move.

Ling'e took out a jade talisman in her sleeve, with a slight 'sneer' on her lips. She tapped the jade talisman twice, then turned and hid in the forest.

"Is sister in retreat?

No, um, um, I'm thinking about how to make senior brother happy...

Well, yes, yes, Master's matter has hit senior brother hard.

I? I'm fine, I'm just worried about senior brother. I practice in the mountains every day, and senior brother has to deal with various major events. If his mentality is unstable and the enemy takes advantage of it, it will be terrible..."

In the forest, such whispers continued for a while, until the laughter of several female fairies and a female half-witch came from the side. Ling'e then put away the jade talisman and smiled proudly.

…

Li Changshou, who originally planned to wait for dawn to return to heaven, decided to leave half an hour earlier.

The shadow of the true Taoist heart.

The real body was hiding in Xiao Qiong Peak. Li Changshou closed his eyes and activated the paper Taoist in the Water God's Mansion in Heaven. A paper man floated out from the bookshelf on the side and turned into an old Taoist with white hair and white beard.

Long time no see.

Li Changshou's immortal consciousness spread out like flowing water, and he saw the spiritual beads practicing and the large number of heavenly soldiers guarding the door.

Everything was as usual in the Water God's Mansion, and everything seemed to be as usual in the Heavenly Palace, but outside the Lingxiao Palace, a golden light pillar slowly circled, with squares on it, showing the missing gods in the Heavenly Palace.

When the Great Tribulation of the Gods begins, the spirit that deserves the tribulation appears, and its soul enters the list of Gods, this golden beam of light will have one more name.

It will be up to the Jade Emperor to decide whether this creature needs to enter the heaven. Heavenly Dao and Dao Ancestor have given the Jade Emperor full authority.

After Li Changshou saw this beam of light, he smiled from the bottom of his heart.

Sure enough, there have been many changes.

Today's heaven should be much more powerful than the one in the original story of conferring gods, so that His Majesty the Jade Emperor has a lot more say...

From this perspective, all the things he did in the past have become small ripples that changed the Great Catastrophe of the Gods.

There have been quite a few changes.

Li Changshou stood up with a fly whisk in hand, and deliberately let out a breath, surprising the heavenly soldiers and generals outside the door.

The wooden door opened, and people looked at him. General Youtian looked excited, bowed his hands to Li Changshou, and shouted: "By your Majesty's order, I welcome the water god back to heaven!"

Several heavenly generals clasped their fists and saluted, and all the heavenly soldiers knelt on one knee and shouted in unison:

"Welcome the water god to return to heaven!"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile, held the fly whisk in his hand and returned the salute, and said with a smile: "If you can help me, please stay here. I will go to the Lingxiao Palace to meet with Your Majesty."

"Does the Water God need me to escort him?"

"No, no need," Li Changshou smiled and waved his hand, "Don't worry."

At the moment, the Water God's Mansion was extremely lively, and the practicing spirit beads were also awakened. After seeing the figure of Li Changshou, they also breathed a long sigh of relief.

The eyes of the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Water God Mansion were a little fiery.

Although it was only more than ten years apart, which was not a long time in the ancient world and for the true immortal Yuanxian, but to these heavenly soldiers, it seemed like a long time had passed.

This kind of worship is not just for the strong and masters, but a subtle sense of identity.

Many heavenly soldiers came, but they did not dare to speak. They just looked at Li Changshou, leaving a path outward for the water god.

Li Changshou rode the clouds with a smile on his face and walked calmly along the way, taking the way to Lingxiao Palace.

Just flew not long ago...

"teacher!"

Hearing shouts from the side, Long Ji came in the clouds. When he saw Li Changshou, he couldn't help but feel happy and excited.

"Teacher, are you healed?

Is the soul already available for incarnation?

When Mr. Dongmu was carried back that day, he was really scared to death..."

"It's okay," Li Changshou said seriously, "Have you done all the homework I assigned you before?"

Long Ji suddenly stopped at his feet, pointed at the center of his eyebrows, and muttered: "Eh? I seemed to have seen the teacher just now. It was an illusion. It must have been an illusion. Oops, I have to deliver tea to my mother."

"Go to the Water God Mansion and wait for me."

Li Changshou said firmly, Long Ji sniffed in frustration and turned towards the Water God Mansion dejectedly.

On the way to the Lingxiao Palace, most of the immortals and gods from heaven came to meet them, among them Ao Yi, Bian Zhuang and other generals of the Tianhe navy were the most excited.

Li Changshou arrived in front of the main hall. Mu Gong, who had been waiting for a while, immediately saluted Li Changshou and shouted:

"Thank you Chang Geng for saving my life!"

"Mr. Mu, wait a moment to salute," Li Changshou quickly raised his hand to help, "You and I are ministers in the same palace, and we are all serving His Majesty, so why not save him?"

Mu Gong was hesitant to speak, but finally he just smiled and said: "Your Majesty has been waiting for Chang Geng for a long time. Come in quickly."

Li Changshou cupped his hands, quickly climbed up the stairs, and hurriedly entered the Lingxiao Palace.

Looking up, he saw His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who was sitting quietly on the throne, reviewing the memorial table. Li Changshou continued to walk quickly, arrived in front of the high platform, bowed and bowed.

"The little god pays homage to His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

This voice kept echoing in the hall, but there was no response.

Dongmu Gong outside the hall couldn't help but turn his head and glance, only to find that the entire hall had been wrapped in golden light, blocking outside exploration...

In the hall, Li Changshou kept bowing, raised his head slightly to glance at His Majesty the Jade Emperor's calm expression, lowered his head and shouted again:

"Little God, pay homage to His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

"Yes," the Jade Emperor responded this time, and there was a faint golden light floating over the white clothes.

The Jade Emperor didn't speak, and Li Changshou couldn't lift his waist directly, so he could only maintain his posture...

what's the situation?

Li Changshou's mind turned slightly, and he soon came up with a countermeasure. He said, "Mu Qinghua, Muhua Academy, pays homage to His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

Snapped!

The Jade Emperor slapped the watch on the jade table, gritted his teeth and cursed:

"Okay! It's you indeed! Li Changgeng, do you know your guilt?"

Li Changshou looked sad and sighed: "Little God, I would like to go to the Thunder Punishment Hall to receive the punishment again!"

But he secretly brought up the fact that he was punished by thunder by the Queen Mother.

"snort!"

The Jade Emperor snorted softly, stood up, and said calmly with a little pride: "Seeing that you are also forced to do nothing, I will settle this account for you later.

Let’s talk about it, what happened in your battle with the powerful demon clan in Beizhou? "

Li Changshou said hurriedly: "They captured Mugong. The little god was afraid that Heaven would fall into a passive position, so he chased after them."

"That's it?"

"Almost...that's it."

The Jade Emperor walked down the high platform, sat down on the third jade step from the bottom, leaned back, and said leisurely:

"Then why did Senior Brother Taiqing take action to hit Xie Zhunti, and the Holy Mother Queen took action to repair the soul of a Zhuo Immortal? And why did Heaven show that a mountain god was lost in Heaven?"

"Alas," Li Changshou sighed, "That mountain god is actually the master who raised the little god since he was a child."

The Jade Emperor was startled for a moment, then sat upright and whispered:

"There is such an inside story. Don't worry about it, Chang Geng. I'm just a little curious... This is..."

"Your Majesty, my master only cultivated to become a Zhuoxian, and now he is reincarnated in advance, and he has received benefits from the saint empress. This is already a great opportunity."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Your Majesty, the little god has something to report."

"Chang Geng, come and sit down," His Majesty the Jade Emperor patted the jade steps next to him, "I'll tell you the business first, and then I'll tell you what happened during this catastrophe. Why did Jie Jiao reject Mu Gong's invitation?"

Li Changshou agreed, sat on the lowest jade step, and reported the battle in Beizhou in detail.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor is his 'comrade' who must unite and trust each other in the Great Tribulation of the Gods. Li Changshou must strengthen this relationship at this moment, so he did not hide anything, and even made arrangements for his own healing. Tell it to the Jade Emperor together.

However, the Jade Emperor was a little absent-minded, and he was thinking for a while...

How sad is the pain of losing a teacher!

Well, let's find a reason to punish Chang Geng to go to the Taiyin Star to train Chang'e.

According to the information I collected during my 'Hua Ri Tian period', this is the most coveted position among male immortals in heaven, and it should bring great happiness.

These three hundred Chang'e coaches are accurate.