My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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"...If there are traitors from the Heavenly Court who are secretly obstructing the Chan Sect, then why would the Jie Jiao reject Mu Gong?

Chang Geng, don’t you have a good relationship with Fairy Yunxiao and have irreconcilable friendship with Zhao Gongming and other Jie Jiao disciples? "

Lingxiao Palace, on the steps of the high platform.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor lay on his side, casually pinched an amethyst grape offered by the Dragon Palace, put it into his mouth, and asked in confusion.

Li Changshou:...

Why do these grapes look so familiar?

Ahem, no.

Did His Majesty the Jade Emperor calm down so quickly?

It would be somewhat uncharacteristic of the Jade Emperor not to gnash his teeth and curse.

Li Changshou sighed and said, "I wrote a letter to Senior Brother Duobao in advance."

"oh?"

The Jade Emperor was puzzled, "Why did Chang Geng take the initiative to let Jie Jiao into trouble? You should have worked hard to remove Jie Jiao."

"Your Majesty may not know," Li Changshou said in a low voice, "Since the little god plotted against the Dragon Clan, it has already affected the fate of this great disaster. As soon as the disaster came out, it immediately suffered a backlash.

Although Xiao Shen forcibly killed Taoist Lu Ya in Beizhou to avenge his master, he was also targeted by Heaven. There was a will that took advantage of the calamity and was staring at Xiao Shen's soul.

If the little god dares to do anything to hinder the catastrophe, the soul will be severely damaged, and it will probably take a hundred and eighty years to wake up.

The catastrophe has been determined for a long time, and the little god cannot hinder the coming of the catastrophe, but the little god also thinks about Taoism and heaven, so he makes a choice. "

"Oh? How did you choose?"

The Jade Emperor took a few plates of melons and fruits on the jade table and placed them between the two of them. He listened more and more fascinated.

Li Changshou said slowly:

"Chanjiao and Jiejiao are doomed to disaster. Master Tongtian knows this, Senior Brother Duobao knows about it, and anyone with some level of cultivation in Jiejiao knows this. I can't save it if I want to, except for His Majesty who can interfere with the movement of heaven." The Emperor of Heaven, no one can stop him.

But if the catastrophe only targets Taoism, wouldn't it benefit the West?

The two masters of the Western Sect have great ambitions to become saints, and they themselves have an urgency for great prosperity. If the Taoist sect declines, the West is destined to flourish.

Therefore, the little god took the initiative and negotiated with Jiejiao to let them enter the great tribulation and sell a favor to the will of the tribulation. Then, with this favor, he secretly invited Mu Gong to go to Lingshan Mountain in the west and cross Lingshan Mountain. If you don't enter, you can rush back to heaven.

It is said to be a favor, but in fact it also means a balance.

Then use your Majesty's hand to lead the West into disaster and remove the human religion from the great disaster...

Please forgive me, Your Majesty. "

"Haha, hahahaha! How wonderful!"

The Jade Emperor laughed while chewing the grapes. His hearty laughter echoed back and forth in the hall, and his palms moved gently.

The white-robed Jade Emperor had a hint of starlight in his eyes and said with a smile:

"No problem! I, I have also been affected by the great tribulation before and became the key to unlocking the catastrophe.

On the contrary, Chang Geng, you used me for this calculation, but it made me feel a lot more at ease.

I never knew before that what you asked for, why you entered heaven, and why you came to my side to assist me, but now I probably understand.

Senior Brother Taiqing is like this, Archmage is like this, and you are like this. "

Li Changshou blinked, what kind of thing?

Is there some subtle misunderstanding here?

"Regarding this catastrophe, Chang Geng thinks, where should the heaven be?"

"Up above," Li Changshou pointed to the sky, "Heaven itself should not be involved in this catastrophe. It only needs to wait for the dust to settle.

Your Majesty should make good use of the golden pillar outside the palace. "

"What if you make good use of it, and what if you don't use it well? Most of them have already been determined."

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "I intend to entrust this matter to Chang Geng. Once the catastrophe is officially over, I will give Chang Geng the power of supervision.

At that time, Chang Geng will be the special envoy of heaven, the envoy of heaven. Chang Geng wants to save some people in the great catastrophe, and it will be more convenient. "

Li Changshou immediately stood up and bowed to the Jade Emperor.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Repaying kindness in return is how it should be," the Jade Emperor shook his head and smiled, "If Master Daozu hadn't told me something, Chang Geng, I really wouldn't have thought of all your previous efforts.

Chang Geng, you don’t have to worry about anything, and don’t keep some things in your mind. If you can discuss it with me, just discuss it with me.

If you treat Heavenly Court sincerely and treat me, the Emperor of Heaven, who has no one to care about you, I will treat you sincerely and help you.

The great prosperity of heaven will finally be achieved by Chang Geng.

No matter what happens to Heaven after the disaster, as long as I am still the leader of the immortals, Chang Geng will take second place. "

Li Changshou stood up, looked at each other with the Jade Emperor, and his smile became a little more free and easy.

The Jade Emperor sighed softly again: "Let's not mention these. This great catastrophe is called the Conferment of Gods, and naturally the way of heaven wants to expand the heaven.

A hundred years later, Chan Jiao, Jie Jiao, and Xiang Jiao are going to Zixiao Palace to win the lottery for the list of gods. I will also go there at that time. Will Chang Geng go with me to visit the Taoist ancestor? "

"Your Majesty has a destiny, and the little god should follow it."

"I don't know how to make a god during this great catastrophe," the Jade Emperor curled his lips, "But in any great catastrophe, killing will inevitably occur.

Chang Geng, tell me, will the immortals of the three religions fight directly? This one goes to the dojo to push that one, and the other one goes to kill this one's apprentice?

If so, what is the basis for being a god?

Is it based on this spirit's original status in the three religions, the strength of his magic power, or his character? "

Li Changshou smiled and said: "I guess Master Daozu has already made arrangements."

The Jade Emperor muttered: "Master Dao Ancestor also said this, saying that Heaven has already arranged everything.

By the way, Chang Geng, when will Senior Brother Taiqing officially accept you as his disciple? "

"this……"

Li Changshou pondered for a few times and joked: "This matter depends on the teacher's wishes, but when the time comes, the little god can call your majesty uncle."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The Jade Emperor was immediately overjoyed, "Come on, shout more!"

Li Changshou:...

"Your Majesty, the rules of heaven must still be respected."

"It's boring, Chang Geng, you're not as interesting as when you were Mu Qinghua."

The Jade Emperor peeled an orange, threw it into Li Changshou's hands, and said with a smile: "I originally thought that I would call you "teacher" as soon as you entered the hall to see if you would break into a cold sweat.

You said you, just help my junior sister, you want to be a teacher, and you want to help me! "

Li Changshou was helpless, sat back on the lowest jade step, and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, a little bit of your soul has entered the reincarnation disk, connecting the three realms of heaven, earth and man. There are auspiciousness everywhere in Nanbu Continent. A powerful calculation will tell you. , I really can’t hide it.

It is really helpless to try to bring His Majesty and the Empress together...

Your Majesty, you were twelve or thirteen years old at that time, and you were so full of spring that you added five red ropes in one go. Yue Lao was almost frightened to tears. "

"Hahahaha! Am I so brave?"

Li Changshou coughed, ate the sweet and not greasy fairy orange, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, can you tell the little god in detail what you did in Zixiao Palace?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly sighed and said in a low voice:

"Alas, I was afraid that Hua Youming during the tribulation of the mortal world might have affected my temperament. I was so angry that I went directly to Zixiao Palace due to the tribulation.

When I got to the palace gate, I knelt down and called "Master," and then..."

"Then?"

The Jade Emperor covered his eyes with his hand and sighed: "I actually cried. I am really embarrassed."

Li Changshou's face showed a sudden realization. It turned out that his crying was true, and it was not an exaggerated rumor.

It's not a sin for a man to cry, but it's not a sin for an immortal emperor to cry.

"If Heavenly Court can successfully prosper and take charge of the Three Realms, it will be worth my crying." The Jade Emperor stretched his body, stood up, and looked at the sea of ​​clouds outside the Lingxiao Palace.

"Chang Geng loves you and accepts the order."

"The little god is here."

"Three months later, my beloved, I will go to the mortal world and take my sister who has suffered a calamity back to heaven.

I told Hua Yun about this in a dream before, asking her to stay in the mortal world for a hundred more days. "

Li Changshou smiled and said: "The little god takes orders."

"Ahem," the Jade Emperor coughed suddenly, glanced left and right, and then moved closer to Li Changshou, face to face with Li Changshou, touching his left shoulder with his left shoulder, and whispered:

"While Chang Geng is away, I remember going to the manor where I finally retired to seclusion. There was a wooden box under the wardrobe. I just burned it. It was full of... you know.

If this matter spreads, I don’t need to lose my skin. "

Li Changshou showed a serious expression and nodded solemnly, his expression hundreds of times more serious than when discussing the catastrophe.

He understands this feeling.

Before he died in his last life, he also grabbed his good brother's collar and told him in his ear that he must format, re-write, and re-write his oversized hard drive that had no files on the surface but was already full. , it is best to directly physically damage it and burn the parts to him.

This is!

The thin side of men.

…

When leaving the Lingxiao Palace, Li Changshou felt a little emotional.

The Jade Emperor descended to earth once, and he was much more "human" than before, and his speech and behavior also had a bit of "flesh and blood".

In particular, when Li Changshou heard the Jade Emperor shout out his ambition to have seven daughters to make up for the regret of not being able to have children during the calamity, he was deeply admired.

Probably, this is how the Seven Fairies came to be.

He returned to the Water God's Mansion in this incarnation. Before he entered the gate, there was a sound of "the sound of the waves is still there" in his heart. There was a visitor from the Sea Temple in Anshui City.

Li Changshou did not dare to neglect the visitors, so a paper Taoist flew out of the ground and rushed to meet the visitors.

What came instead were three members of the ‘Twelve Golden Immortals’ organization of Chanjiao—Zhenren Huanglong, Zhenren Taiyi, and Zhenren Yuding.

If his prediction is correct, he should be here to inquire about the Great Tribulation of the Gods.

After the Battle of Beizhou, Li Changshou deliberately "recuperated" on Sanxian Island for twelve years. In fact, it was not just for enlightenment and planning, but also for the purpose of "avoiding disasters."

At this time, facing the Immortal Chan Jiao, Li Changshou could just say that he was seriously injured at the time and did not know the specific reason, but as a result, someone with a heart set up the Chan Jiao...

This way you won't hurt each other's feelings.

There is no need for Jie Jiao. Li Changshou discussed it carefully with Fairy Yunxiao before making arrangements.

At the moment, Li Changshou opened the Paper Taoist Vault underground in Anshui City and flew out a Paper Taoist to meet the three Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao.

The game that follows is a true battle between great religions;

In previous confrontations, the saint's disciples were mostly unharmed, but if there were to be a fight in the future, it would be far from as simple as bumping into each other and reasoning.

Under the catastrophic fate, those with insufficient magical power and insufficient destiny will all turn into ashes.

Let’s not mention Li Changshou’s meeting with the Three Immortals of Chanjiao in the Temple of the Sea for the moment, but let’s say that after Li Changshou left the Lingxiao Palace, Duke Dongmu was summoned by the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sat back on the throne, took the memorial table, and said, "Muke, tell me, how should we convict Chang Geng?"

Mu Gong was stunned when he heard this and said hurriedly: "Your Majesty is aware of this!

The Water God acts in a measured manner and has no second thoughts about Heaven. He has made great contributions to Heaven over the years!

The old minister can testify that it was all done by the Queen Mother forcing the Water God to do it! "

"Okay, I still don't know who Chang Geng is?"

The Jade Emperor threw away the watch in his hand and said, "You only need to find a small crime, Mr. Mu, and I will punish Chang Geng to go to the Moon Palace to teach Chang'e. This will also allow Chang Geng to rest and relax for a while."

Duke Dongmu was startled: "Your Majesty, I forgive you. I failed to understand your Majesty's intention. The Water God...

Anyone who descends to earth without authorization and interferes with His Majesty and His Majesty's misfortune shall be punished. "

"Shan, it's settled like this," the Jade Emperor said with a smile, "Let's convene all the immortal families to discuss matters at noon tomorrow.

After I finish talking about the great tribulation, Mugong will give the table like this. "

"Old minister, I obey!"

Duke Dongmu lowered his head to accept the order, turned around and retreated.

The Jade Emperor chuckled softly while sitting on the throne, stretched his body, left the Lingxiao Palace with his hands behind his back, and went to Yaochi.

Even if you have said the big words, you have to work hard for them no matter what.

Seven is a bit too much, but it’s not like they haven’t given birth before, and Long Ji is already so big...

The back hall of Tanah Lot Temple.

Li Changshou was sitting on the main seat, and three real people, Huang Long, Taiyi, and Yuding, were sitting on his left side, sipping mortal tea and talking about this great catastrophe.

Master Huanglong scolded: "The guy who came to Yuxu Palace that day was the righteous god of heaven named Fu Yuan, he was just deliberately stirring up trouble!

Unexpectedly, he turned around and complained to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor went to Zixiao Palace in anger.

You caused such a big trouble by explaining your teachings to us for nothing! "

Master Taiyi sneered: "Heaven is really not picky about recruiting immortals."

"You can't say that," Li Changshou looked helpless, "Heaven has just started, and it is inevitable to be mixed up with people with ulterior motives."

Master Yuding said: "This matter cannot be reversed by the Heavenly Court. The two sects of Chanjie should be in disaster, but I never thought that the West would also be in disaster."

"oh?"

Li Changshou asked curiously: "Senior Brother Yuding, can you elaborate?"

"I am not very good at talking," Master Yuding muttered for a few times and said seriously: "This has something to do with the understanding of the way of heaven.

If the way of heaven is compared to a living being, then the human race is the most numerous in this living being. The so-called protagonist of heaven and earth, the human race is a collection of the destiny of living beings.

The great catastrophe in ancient times is due to the dragon, phoenix and unicorn;

The great catastrophe in ancient times belongs to the Witch Clan and the Demon Clan.

This catastrophe should befall the human race, but the fate of the human race is concentrated in the mortal world. In other words, the protagonists in heaven and earth are actually mortals. In the heaven, except for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, the main body is the human race.

The three sects of our Taoist sect have established religions to educate the human race. Except for the human sect, we have rarely done anything to educate people since ancient times, but we have been protected by the fate of the human race.

The more you borrow the luck of the human race, the more you have to pay back in the great tribulation. This is true of my teachings, and the same is true of Jie teachings.

Jie Jiao is even more troublesome. Jie Jiao is equivalent to borrowing the luck of the human race to protect the clan of all spirits... Any Qi practitioner who has nothing to do with the human race will probably not be able to survive this catastrophe.

I had calculated the catastrophe before and realized this, but I never thought that the catastrophe was not initiated by the Human Emperor, but by His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

These are all fixed numbers. Without the symbol, it's just a different form. "

After Jade Cauldron finished speaking, the entire inner hall fell silent. Li Changshou, Master Huanglong, and Master Taiyi were all looking at Jade Cauldron in astonishment.

Master Yuding frowned and said, "But did Pindao say the wrong thing?"

Li Changshou hurriedly said: "Senior brother's advice is really insightful!"

Master Huang Long frowned and asked, "Junior Brother Yuding, how did you realize this?"

"Bah!"

Master Taiyi jumped away, stared at Master Yuding, and took out the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield in his hand, "What kind of monster is pretending to be my junior brother Yuding here! How can my junior brother have such knowledge as you!"

Yuding said helplessly: "This is just some insights. It's because, senior brother, you are always thinking about how to curse people and refine treasures, and your own cultivation has been delayed."

"Is there any?" Taiyi Zhenren laughed sarcastically.

Li Changshou and Master Huang Long looked at each other and laughed together.

Li Changshou prepared a banquet, chatted with the three immortals about the matter, and secretly invited Zhao Gongming to come here.

The three sects that are going to be robbed are Yanjie and Dongfang. Taoism and Dongfang are two different sects. The best strategy is to divide the camps first and enhance the feelings of Yanjie.

Li Changshou knew that the West would definitely try its best to win over Chanjiao, and he would need to arrange this place next.

Not long after, there was a banquet and banquet in the back hall, with endless laughter and laughter.

At the same time, on Sanxian Island.

A white shadow left thousands of miles of clouds and mist, disappeared between heaven and earth, and rushed to Dongsheng Shenzhou.