My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Unexpectedly, Yu Ding, an honest man, is the one who understands.

Standing at the entrance of the back hall of the Sea Temple in Anshui City, watching several immortals flying away in the clouds, Li Changshou, the old immortal paper Taoist, took a gentle breath.

The fragrance of the fairy wine mixed with the hustle and bustle of the human world made Li Changshou feel a little like he was in another world.

Now when I look forward and see what happened before I started practicing practice, I feel that it is still...

Not stable enough.

How many times have they been almost wiped out by the law of heaven, how many times have they almost become the ashes of great catastrophes!

I will still give less thought to flashy things like the 'Tongyuan Duo Qiankun Mailbox' in the future. The most urgent thing now is to develop a gadget that can measure one's own status.

——Always monitor yourself to see if you have been affected by the catastrophe, and whether you are doing things differently than before.

Before, I had thought that the calamity cloud would affect the mood of the qi-refiner and interfere with the qi-refiner's judgment, so I came up with Kong Ming Dao as a defense. I didn't even think that a self-checking device was needed!

Stability is far from comprehensive!

From now on, when you go to Zixiao Palace to sign the list of gods, you will also destroy the anti-celestial demon clan on the border of Beizhou and conduct some recruiting activities for the heaven;

The rest of the time should be spent on perfecting your own path. This is your biggest trump card in the future!

one.

Turning around, flicking his sleeves, the tables, chairs and dishes in the back hall turned into powder. Li Changshou's paper Taoist figure burrowed into the earth, and his mind began to think about several related issues at the same time.

How can we continue to improve Xiao Qiongfeng's defense capabilities, and how can we prevent the enemy from targeting Ling'e and the others.

Go to heaven?

This matter seems simple, but in fact it hides huge hidden dangers. Heaven is the place most affected by the way of heaven.

In this primitive world, there is no real safe house. Everything is relative, so I can only push the certainty to 98%.

In Anshui City, arrangements have also been made for the one hundred and eight senior demon soldiers.

If after they get rid of the possessed state, someone is willing to be hired by them with a high salary to be a "security staff" for their retirement, that might not be a bad thing.

Life and death are no small matters. Living is the most basic right of living beings.

In order to protect the safety of those around me, I can only try my best to fool these old heroes of the human race.

For this reason, even if he had to bear some self-blame, Li Changshou could only admit it.

His mind returned to the underground secret room of Xiao Qiong Peak, and he stretched. Li Changshou made a move to the side, and eight jade talismans flew across, pieced together into the shape of the Eight Diagrams, and burst into streams of light.

A dense three-dimensional drawing appeared in front of Li Changshou. This was the structural diagram of Xiaoqiongfeng's defense formation system.

"Well, the next step is to build a [satellite fire station]."

There's no need to worry about treasures or anything like that. Anyway, I've already promised the Holy Mother the sum of 'five hundred'. Then I'll draw more and continue to work on some innate soil and stuff.

By the way, the five hundred refers to five hundred pages, right?

Bar……

Snapped!

Li Changshou raised his hand and hit himself on the forehead. His whole body felt a little bad.

He seemed to see the goddess smiling secretly by the pool, and saw his miserable situation in a certain period of time in the future.

I didn’t make it clear at the time!

If you really imprison yourself for five hundred years...

It is a good thing to have the Holy Mother's magical power. I can speed up my practice relatively quickly and understand my own way when composing the picture.

They come, the security.

Li Changshou found a pen and paper and wrote a couplet to express his extraordinary "poetic power".

First line: Pepsi is stable, everything is stable, everything is stable.

Second line: Small things, urgent things, small things, waves will hang on the wall sooner or later.

Hengpi: It’s rare to get the upper hand.

After Li Changshou finished writing, he savored it carefully, nodded with satisfaction, framed the couplet with immortal power, and hung it next to his big word "steady".

In the underground secret room, the literary heritage becomes more and more intense.

Walking to the portrait of Taiqing Laozi, Li Changshou placed three sticks of incense, bowed deeply, and placed the Qiankun Ruler, Xuanhuang Pagoda, and off-the-ground fireworks flags in front of the incense table.

Master Ta said: "Remember to shout before fighting."

The three treasures shone lightly and disappeared.

Li Changshou felt that the saint's method was very weak and fast, but the truth contained in it was so profound.

This is a state that can only be accumulated over countless years, and I... can only take a shortcut to enlightenment.

This made Li Changshou feel very ashamed.

Thinking about the detailed plan for the next step, four words suddenly appeared in Li Changshou's heart.

Let nature take its course.

This was not someone who was reminding him, but Li Changshou was a little enlightened. After experiencing so many things, he finally realized the true meaning of these four words, and unconsciously closed his eyes and concentrated.

Daily epiphany, complete.

After a moment, Li Changshou smiled slightly, absorbed all the insights, and took another step, his steps became much brisker.

His spiritual sense jumped, as if something good had happened.

Li Changshou's immortal consciousness, which he had been spreading, directly captured the fleeting silhouette of a beauty thirty thousand miles away!

Before he had time to confirm the identity of the white shadow, a voice came into his heart, but he directly ignored the numerous formation barriers...

"Can you bring your eldest brother and third sister to Du Xianmen? I will tell them not to spread rumors that you are following."

Fairy Yunxiao!

Li Changshou chuckled and nodded without hesitation.

If I am not sincere to my friends, how can my friends be sincere to me?

This pretense of being a member of the Duxian Sect is far from enough. It is seriously inconsistent with his current position, and there is no reason to make Yun Xiao unhappy because of it.

However, it is better not to expose Xiao Qiongfeng's situation to avoid making Uncle Zhao and Qiong Xiao worried.

After Li Changshou sent a message to Ling'e, he rushed to the Black Pond Peak in person and started organizing a feast with Bai Ze, the chef dedicated to disciples of saints of the Human Sect and the handsome ancient demon.

In the thatched house, Ling'e smiled guiltily.

The second part of the plan to save the unhappy, the powerful chapter!

…

As soon as Li Changshou saw Bai Ze, the strange attire of this senior master came into his mind.

Bai Ze raised his eyebrows, smiled at Li Changshou, and deliberately struck a flirtatious pose.

"Oh, my brother is so handsome~"

With a bang, a half-foot-diameter round stone flew out, knocking Bai Ze straight away.

How dare you use the same meme twice in a row!

Ahem, no.

"Mr. Bai, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Bai Ze laughed and returned. Li Changshou didn't use any force, so he would naturally not be hurt.

“It’s a joke, it’s all a joke, hahahaha!

Isn't this just a lively activity with a few young people, exercising their muscles and bones, Shui Shen Dao's heart has long been fine, how can a poor Taoist not know about this? "

"It's time to cook." Li Changshou walked to the distant "Kitchen Palace" that had been expanded again with his hands behind his back. "You shouldn't teach Mr. such fun music."

Bai Ze stepped forward with a smile, pinched his goatee and said with a smile, "But there are distinguished guests coming to visit?"

"Ling'e called Fairy Yunxiao to come to the peak as a guest before," Li Changshou said with a smile. "Just now Fairy Yunxiao asked if we could invite Senior Gongming and Fairy Qiongxiao to come together, and I agreed."

"ah?"

Bai Ze was surprised and said, "You're not hiding anymore?"

"It's no longer possible to hide," Li Changshou shook his head and put on his apron skillfully, "Is there enough ingredients for eight dishes per person?"

Bai Ze smiled and said: "Pin Dao spreads the word and asks Ling'e to find a few spiritual beasts from Xiaoqiong Peak. How about this time Pindao focuses on meat and water god on vegetarian food?"

"good."

Li Changshou agreed and began to clean the knives skillfully.

Not long after, Ling'e used her fairy power to fly over with a few carefully selected spiritual beasts, including the long-necked sheep who was tortured by Xiong Lingli once and became depressed.

Ding ding ding ding ding, the three of them got busy inside and outside the kitchen palace.

After Bai Ze came to Du Xianmen, Ling'e no longer had to cook, and now she was just helping the two chefs who were competing with each other.

Ling'e had completely given up on conquering her senior brother with delicious food many years ago.

She is the one who is conquered!

After being busy here for half an hour, Ling'e put together four low tables and laid out carpets by the pool.

She was so busy that she lit two palace lanterns by the lake, set up exquisite jade tableware, and began to prepare the music played by the Paper Taoist Band in the evening.

True master of atmosphere.

At dusk, a chuckle sounded next to the pool, and a white mist appeared on the water.

A thin and lubricated mountain guarding formation: it is very undignified.

The white mist was getting thicker, the world was slightly turbulent, and a beautiful figure came from the lake. Ling'e looked up, and her eyes lit up at first.

The person coming is from Yunxiao.

Even though I had seen it last time, it still shocked my heart at this moment;

Her graceful figure is not more charming, her curves are slender but not enchanting. She is wearing a white rainbow gauze dress and a shawl made of clouds and mist. Three thousand green silk strands hang down behind her like a waterfall, and are tied into simple cloud temples.

"Sister Yunxiao!"

Ling'e called out softly, and she immediately came forward to greet him as she knelt in front of the piano.

Suddenly, a chuckle came from behind Yun Xiao, but it was a girl wearing a light purple dress. She had a beautiful face and was similar to Yun Xiao, but her eyes were lively, and she was Fairy Qiong Xiao.

Qiong Xiao smiled and said, "Sister, have we adopted another adopted sister?"

Before Yunxiao could answer, and Ling'e had no time to introduce him, he heard hearty laughter coming from the clouds and mist. Zhao Gongming, wearing armor, stepped onto the water, and the fluctuations in the universe stopped.

Zhao Gongming smiled and said: "After eating it in the morning, eating it in the evening, eating Chang Geng twice in one day, wonderful, wonderful!"

Yunxiao's jade feet tapped lightly, and drifted to the shore with the breeze. She bowed slightly to Ling'e, and Ling'e hurriedly returned the favor.

Yun Xiao said softly: "E, let me introduce to you. This is my eldest brother Gongming. He is the first breeze in the world. He has been friends with the three of us sisters since ancient times.

This is my third sister, Qiong Xiao, who likes to tease others the most. You have to be more careful. "

Qiong Xiao couldn't help but complain: "Sister, you are really, yes, the dearest junior sister in your husband's family."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhao Gongming laughed loudly and added: "This is not only Chang Geng's junior sister, but also a Taoist companion in the future."

"What!?"

Qiong Xiaomiao's eyes widened, and she took out the golden scissors, "I'm going to snap this fancy carrot!"

Yun Xiao frowned slightly and looked at Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao helplessly.

Zhao Gongming stopped laughing immediately, Qiong Xiao also hid the scissors behind her back, and her anger turned into a little calmness, "Of course, that also requires your consent, sister..."

Ling'e blinked. Fairy Yunxiao was so gentle, but why did she feel so... majestic?

However, Ling'e was soon shocked by such a battle.

Three disciples of the eight great saints of Jiejiao have arrived!

There is really no one left in my senior brother's social circle.

"Senior Gongming and Senior Qiongxiao, please take a seat here," Ling'e said hurriedly, "My senior brother and Mr. Bai are busy in the kitchen. They must have cooked the pot at this time and failed to come out in time to greet them."

Yun Xiao said softly: "It's okay, Ling'e, don't be nervous."

Zhao Gongming narrowed his eyes and smiled: "You just call me brother. Your senior brother and I have been friends for many years, and I am also the first soul to be friends with your senior brother among the Jiejiao!"

Ling'e: I've often heard my senior brother complain that you were the one who dragged me into the trap of intercepting the teachings in the first place.

"Brother Gongming..."

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Gongming took out a jade flute made of white jade from his sleeve, "I heard from my second sister that you like the music the most. I'll give this to you to avoid being scolded by your senior brother for being stingy."

Not refusing gifts is their fine tradition in Xiaoqiongfeng!

Ling'e took the jade flute with both hands, bowed and thanked her.

Qiong Xiao said on the side: "I haven't prepared any gifts in advance. If you encounter trouble in the future, just name me and I will help you once, how about it?"

Ling'e smiled and said, "Thank you so much, fairy."

Over at the Kitchen Palace, Li Changshou and Bai Ze each used their immortal powers to hold seven or eight steaming jade plates, slowly coming towards this place and inviting them to sit down together.

Fairy Yunxiao bowed and saluted Li Changshou. Li Changshou put away his apron and bowed, and then greeted Brother Gongming and Fairy Qiongxiao.

Ling'e used two paper Taoist figures to play music, Bai Ze used his magical power to make the water pool shine brightly, and Li Changshou, the host, raised a toast...

This is how a fairy banquet started.

Li Changshou, Bai Ze, and Zhao Gongming sat on one side, and Yunxiao, Ling'e, and Qiongxiao sat on the other side.

Not long after, Bai Ze and Zhao Gongming were chatting enthusiastically, and they seemed to regret meeting each other so late. Qiong Xiao and Ling'e also quickly got to know each other. Qiong Xiao, who originally wanted to give Ling'e a show of strength, was really unable to do so at this moment. Get rid of it.

And Qiong Xiao tasted a few bites of the food cooked by Li Changshou...

"Second sister, get married!"

Qiong Xiao gave a thumbs up and made a 'ding' sound, with a little light shining in the corner of his eyes, "Big profit!"

Yunxiao frowned slightly, and Qiongxiao quickly lowered his head to eat the food.

Yun Xiao reprimanded: "Everything must be done step by step. If you are so leisurely, why can't you listen more to what they are talking about? This is the most important thing now."

Qiong Xiao listened carefully and heard her eldest brother Zhao Gongming say:

"Every great tribulation must have killing karma. Mr. Bai thinks, where should the killing karma of this great tribulation be?"

"It's hard to say," Bai Ze picked up the wine glass and took a sip. "The great catastrophe is to weaken the power of living beings. Who will respond to the catastrophe will be judged by his own luck, luck, and connection with the great catastrophe. There are countless more. variables."

Li Changshou also said: "Mr. Bai is right, brother, no matter what you do later, remember to discuss it with me.

At this time, I am not the only one who can give you some advice, brother. Mr. Bai, as a wise and powerful man from the ancient demon court, certainly has some ingenious plans. "

"Hey~"

Bai Ze waved his hand, "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning, I just understand it a little bit."

Li Changshou winked at Zhao Gongming, and Zhao Gongming immediately understood.

Bai Ze is good at planning and is afraid of being praised.

Qiong Xiao suddenly asked: "Mr. Bai, how does the Kunpeng Demon Master in ancient times compare with you in terms of resourcefulness?"

"Kunpeng is a spirit that is extremely cunning, good at conspiracy, and quick-witted, but not good at strategizing on major matters. In terms of intelligence alone, it can only be said to be good, but it is difficult to say it is top-notch."

Bai Ze's eyes were filled with memories, "I fought against him countless times... Of course, at the Demon Court.

Kunpeng is a bit headstrong, but precisely because of this, he has no feelings for the Demon Court, and treats the Demon Clan as a trivial matter. He has no thoughts of good or evil, and only benefits and does not benefit himself.

This kind of master is the most difficult to deal with. "

Fairy Yunxiao looked at Li Changshou and warned: "If you encounter Kunpeng, you must protect yourself first. Call more people to fight against him."

Li Changshou nodded with a smile and said warmly: "You are like this too. Don't be affected by bad luck when you encounter a strong enemy."

"Okay, okay," Qiong Xiao waved her green-white hands and started today's troubles, "Let's drink and have fun, why discuss such a heavy matter?

Come on, sister, let me toast you. "

Yun Xiao didn't know why: "Why do you respect me?"

But she still picked up the jade bottle and drank with her adopted sister.

Li Changshou and Zhao Gongming exchanged glances. Li Changshou had a questioning look in his eyes, and Zhao Gongming nodded calmly.

Thus, a drinking party for Yunxiao kicked off.

But today, Li Changshou could be regarded as witnessing Fairy Yunxiao's 'terrible' scene.

They each agreed not to use their immortal power, Dao Yun, or Yuan Shen to counteract the drunkenness, but Fairy Yunxiao couldn't get drunk after drinking for a long time, which was completely different from the information Qiong Xiao gave her back then.

Maybe, there are some concepts of innate beings and there is a gap between those of inborn beings and acquired beings.

Not long after, Qiong Xiao lay on the carpet, her face was red, and she burped from wine;

Bai Ze's eyes were dizzy and he lay on the table in a daze;

Zhao Gongming's face soon turned red, and he hugged a big tree in the distance and sang songs in the wind.

Ling'e was also too drunk, holding her forehead and moaning in a low voice.

At this time, Yun Xiao's pretty face turned red, she looked at Li Changshou, and suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled.

This smile is really like a flower of love blooming, so brilliant. In the moonlight and the gleaming light of the pool, it is so intoxicating.

Yun Xiao said: "You guys still want to get me drunk?"

"this……"

Li Changshou laughed dumbly.

"But I won?"

Yunxiao raised her chin slightly, with a hint of amusement in her eyes, "Before, I was always embarrassed when I was drunk, and I was often teased by my second and third sisters, so I specially trained myself to drink.

Well, the wine you make is delicious. "

As she spoke, she placed the jade bottle next to her cheek and looked at Li Changshou with a gentle smile on her lips and bright eyes.

Li Changshou picked up the wine glass and asked in a warm voice: "Do you want to drink more?"

"No, you will really get drunk if you drink any more," Yun Xiao shook his head gently, "I always like to dance when I'm drunk. It's unseemly. I always want to set an example for Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao."

Li Changshou smiled and said, "I kind of want to see it."

"Then," Yun Xiao thought for a moment, then gently imprisoned Bai Ze, Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao in a cloud of mist. Yingying stood up and said to Li Changshou, "Just this time."

While speaking, the fairy hummed some songs and floated to the side of the pool without making any ripples on the water. She walked under the moonlight and walked to the middle of the pool.

The flowing water plays music, and the gentle breeze stirs the heart.

She turned around first, and then danced under the moonlight, her jade arms gently swaying, her shoulders floating, and misty clouds appeared above the pool.

She waves her hand affectionately, and her sleeves are staggered.

Yunxiao's eyes are a little blurred, her movements are gentle and smooth, her skirt rises and falls like a divine bird, and her body sways as she interprets what is the ultimate of a fairy and what is the pinnacle of a woman.

Li Changshou was actually fascinated by what he saw. He sat there with no distracting thoughts and his eyes were clear.

There were faint footsteps from the side, and Li Changshou realized that this was the arrangement made by Ling'e and Yunxiao before.

Ling'e held a jade harp and came to the water pool. She closed her eyes and concentrated, and realized it carefully. Her pretty face, which was still a little cute, was full of intoxication. She played with it gently with her fingertips, and the music seemed to be integrated into Yunxiao's movements. middle.

Li Changshou leaned back and put his hands on the carpet, admiring the rare beauty with a peaceful smile on his lips.

From now on, he must protect them steadily from the Great Catastrophe of Conferring Gods.

Even if you fight against the sky.

Well, just like this time when Lu Ya died, he had to balance and discuss with Heaven to do more things to save the four outer disciples of Jie Jiao from the great catastrophe of becoming a god.

In the prehistoric era, I went to have a hard time with the way of heaven after the great catastrophe of the lich...

It's better to think about how to leave the primitive world and go to the sea of ​​chaos to be neighbors with those octopuses!

Li Changshou suppressed these messy thoughts in his heart, continued to gaze at the beautiful scenery in front of him, and was intoxicated by it again.

No, she dances very well.

This kind of 'dance' within the normal range is beautiful and heart-pounding, but it's faintly...a little disappointing.

I thought there was such an anecdote as a fairy dancing to the disco, said.

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