My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

Lin Hui shouted.

The whole camp suddenly became restless, with footsteps everywhere.

Chen Erhu quietly picked up a piece of braised pork, and just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he was slapped away by Lin Hui: "You want to have diarrhea!"

"Brother Hui, I'm so hungry..."

"Let's do the business first, and you can eat as you like after you're done!"

Lin Hui urged: "Hurry up and put the dishes in the bowl, hurry up!"

The three of them immediately divided the dishes into large bowls according to the requirements.

Eating in the camp is a separate meal system.

Although the conditions in the wild are worse, this habit is still retained.

Soon, all the food was put into the big bowl.

Looking at the large number of people rushing over in the distance, Lin Hui said seriously: "Be prepared, life or death depends on now!"

The three of them swallowed hard!

This is in the enemy camp.

As long as there is a little flaw, everything will be over!

Wang Yong asked worriedly: "Will we be seen?"

Lin Hui shook his head: "Pull down the brim of the hat and retreat to a dark place. As long as you can't see your face and bury your head low enough, you will be fine!"

The three of them quickly pulled down the brim of their hats and retreated to the dark, praying silently in their hearts: Don't be seen!

Soon, a long queue formed outside the shed.

Lin Hui knocked on the iron basin with a big spoon and shouted in a low voice: "Everyone line up! Get food in order, get as much as you can eat, don't waste it, you, stand still, don't cut in line!"

"Okay!"

"Got it!"

The responses in the team came one after another.

Wang Yong next to him quietly gave a thumbs up: "Brother Hui, you are so good at learning. I almost thought you really worked in the cafeteria!"

Lin Hui smiled: "No big deal, no big deal!"

He also learned from the cook squad leader of the sixth company. He learned it after listening more.

At eight o'clock in the evening, everyone was starving.

All eyes were fixed on the rice bowls, and no one noticed Lin Hui and his friends at all.

After they finished their meals quickly, they quickly found a place to squat or stand to eat.

After all, they had to deal with emergencies at any time, so simply filling their stomachs would be enough.

At this moment, Lin Hui's pupils shrank sharply, and he saw several officers coming towards this side in the distance.

Xu Da's face also changed: "It's over, officers are coming!"

The grassroots soldiers were thinking about eating.

But the officers would definitely notice them.

They would definitely be exposed at that time.

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu immediately panicked: "What should we do, Brother Hui, we are going to be exposed!"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Don't panic, we are almost done with our work, and it's time to retire. Retreat!"

He waved his hand and immediately took the three of them away from behind the shed.

As soon as he left, several officers followed the fragrance.

The leading major looked down and said, "Wow, Lao Zhou, the food is good today, braised pork and roasted chicken legs, much better than at noon!"

He looked down and smelled it, and immediately frowned: "Huh? Why is it burnt?"

"Lao Zhou, what are you cooking?"

"Where are the people?"

The major looked around, but there was no one in the shed.

An officer next to him smiled and said, "I guess he didn't control the heat well, and was afraid of being scolded, so he ran away when he saw you coming."

The major spat to the side: "Asshole, he actually knew how to hide? I'll deal with him after we finish eating!"

"Everyone, eat quickly, we have to set off in the evening after eating!"

Several officers quickly ordered some food and started to wolf it down.

Lin Hui quietly poked his head out from behind the shed and grinned: "It seems that you two have good cooking skills. They all eat delicious food."

"Of course!"

Wang Yong looked proud: "After all, we are in the production base and are also professional pig farmers. It's no big deal to get some food! Feeding pigs is the same as feeding people!"

Chen Erhu laughed: "When I saw them eating, I thought of the piglets in the pig house. They eat as delicious food as they do!"

Lin Hui laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, why do I think this scene is familiar?"

Xu Da next to him almost vomited blood: You compare people with pigs?

No wonder these two guys were so enthusiastic about cooking just now, they were mixing feed together!

But this is also a professional match!

At least it's all food!

Lin Hui waved his hand: "Let's go, while they are eating and there is no one in the camp, let's go get some stuff!"

"Okay!"

The three of them smiled and immediately followed him and disappeared in the camp.

…

“Oh my god, why are the dishes so salty today?”

“The meat is burnt!”

“Squad Leader Zhou, what’s your intention? You made the dishes so bad, did you do it on purpose?”

Everyone cursed as they ate.

The major chewed a piece of meat with difficulty, like chewing oxhide candy: “Damn it, today’s dishes are cooked like pig food! Give me the cook later.”Call all the class members and let them taste it for themselves. What kind of shit is this? "

"Maybe it was too hasty?"

"What a hasty!" The major cursed angrily: "Can you fail in an exercise? The more times like this, the more you should perform beyond your normal level. Who can swallow the food like this? How can the soldiers maintain their physical strength and prepare for battle?"

The officer next to him nodded: "I will find them after dinner. I don't know where they are hiding now?"

The major snorted coldly and was about to speak when he suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

Gurgle...

"No! I have to go to the toilet. My stomach hurts!"

As soon as he stood up, the officer next to him frowned: "Don't say it, I seem to feel a little uncomfortable too."

"Oh my god, is it such a coincidence?"

Another officer covered his stomach and said: "Just now my stomach was gurgling like in the war, and I was embarrassed to say it. ”

Just then, there was a sudden shouting around.

"Why does your stomach hurt?"

"No, I have to go to the toilet!"

"Get out of the way, everyone, I'm going to jump out!"

For a while, many people put down their rice bowls and ran out of the barracks.

The colonel looked at the rice bowl, his eyes full of anger: "Damn old Zhou! What the hell is cooking? Not only is it unpalatable, but it also causes diarrhea. I will kill him later... Oh, no, no..."

"Remember to bring me some paper, I can't hold it anymore! "

He said as he covered his butt and ran out!

In a tent to the west of the camp, Lin Hui and several others poked their heads out.

A large number of people were seen running out of the camp.

Many people were running with their legs clamped together.

Some people's voices became shrill, as if they had just been castrated.

Wang Yong looked at Lin Hui and smiled: "Brother Hui, you are so fucking wicked, this trick is too bad!"

Chen Erhu nodded: "That's right, why didn't I find out that Brother Hui was full of bad water before?"

Xu Da rolled his eyes: I found out a long time ago!

Lin Hui snorted: "You know shit, war is a trick! Otherwise, how could we knock down so many people with just a few of us? Besides, the exercise is actual combat, they are all enemies, and we must be more fierce when dealing with enemies!"

"It's good enough that we didn't give them aphrodisiacs! "

The three jumped up in shock: this scene is too beautiful, they dare not imagine it!

Xu Da was so scared that his hair stood up.

Fortunately, he and Lin Hui are on the same side.

Otherwise, he would be killed sooner or later.

Click!

Lin Hui loaded the bullet and said coldly: "Let's go, stop looking, it's time to work!"

"Hehe, it's fucking exciting!"

The other three looked at each other and laughed.

Several people were fully armed and walked out with guns!

Just as they walked out of the barracks, they suddenly heard the sound of artillery in the distance.

"Puff puff puff..."

"Oh~ comfortable, so cool!"

Wang Yong pinched his nose and looked disgusted: "It's really stinky, what did they eat last time, why is the smell so strong?"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Your shit smells good? Don't talk nonsense, quick battle! "

He looked around.

The night vision ability made the surroundings as bright as day.

Soon, Lin Hui's eyes locked on a major.

He was squatting beside several officers, spraying non-stop, and his facial features were distorted.

"Let's go, let's start from here!"

Lin Hui carried a gun and walked over with a few people with a smile.

The major held the toilet paper in his hand, and it hurt all over: "Old Zhou, this bastard! What did you add to the dishes today? How come it looks like he took laxatives? If you catch him later, he must be put in solitary confinement!"

Just then, he looked up suddenly and saw four figures coming towards him in the distance.

The major thought they were from the kitchen team, and he was furious: "You guys still know how to come out, what the hell did you do today, and you..."

The next second, he was stunned.

Who are these four guys?

Wearing the clothes of the kitchen team, but not from the kitchen team?

"Who are you? "

Lin Hui chuckled: "Chief, you just ate the food we cooked, why don't you recognize me after you took off your pants? How is the food? Is it delicious?"

The major was instantly furious, and just as he was about to speak, there was a crackling sound behind him.

The expression also became ecstatic: "Oh~"

Lin Hui pinched his nose with one hand and raised his thumb with the other hand: "The chief is the chief, he pulls louder than others!"

The major was furious: "You bastards, you are from the red side!"

"Correct!" Lin Hui chuckled: "But there is no reward."

The major was extremely angry!

No matter how stupid he was, he understood what was going on.

It must be these guysHe sneaked in, knocked out the people in the kitchen, and added laxatives to the food.

"Damn it, I'll skin you in a minute, how dare you do this to us!"

Lin Hui frowned: "Commander, what you said is wrong, all is fair in war! In the exercise, you are the enemy, we can add laxatives to the food, we can also add poison, you are all dead now!"

"Death to your grandma!"

The major was furious.

Just as he was about to pull up his pants and stand up, the barrel of the gun was pressed against his chest.

Lin Hui smiled and said: "Commander, please abide by the rules of the exercise, otherwise, I can only whip the corpse!"

The major was so angry that his lungs were about to explode: "You dare..."

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out.

A strong airflow hit his chest.

The major was knocked over by the force of the gunpowder and fell to the ground.

He was so angry that he jumped up and roared, not caring about the sticky stuff on his butt: "You bastard!"

But at this time, the four of them opened fire at the same time, sweeping in all directions...