My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

Bang, bang, bang...

After a burst of gunfire, red smoke suddenly appeared on the blue army jet fighters.

The smoke detectors are not only on the helmets, but also on the bodies.

Once the exercise begins, they must be worn all the time, otherwise it is a violation.

Even when eating, sleeping, or going to the toilet, they are not allowed to take them off.

Looking at the red smoke rolling up in the darkness, Lin Hui smiled and said, "It's really spectacular!"

Crack!

Wang Yong replaced the new magazine and shouted at the top of his voice, "Who else?"

"Your grandma!" Lin Hui kicked him: "Finish the rest before you show off! Take out the grenades, I'll take you to find the joy of blowing up shit in your childhood!"

"Okay!"

The three of them laughed evilly, and now it's time to blow up shit!

A dozen exercise grenades were thrown out.

Boom, boom, boom...

The power of the grenade explosion blew shit all over the sky, and then yellow rain fell from the sky.

"Fuck! It's shit!"

"Everyone, lower your head quickly, don't open your mouth!"

"Damn it, the shit is poisonous, ugh..."

The soldier who was running away from the blue army was startled, and quickly lowered his head and closed his mouth.

He let the cold yellow rain hit him randomly.

Some unlucky ones were directly knocked out by the air wave when the grenade exploded.

With his butt sticking up and his face pressed to the ground, he did a flat sand falling wild goose style.

There were cries, screams, and vomiting sounds at the scene.

When they looked up again, there was no trace of Lin Hui and his men in front of them.

"Damn, where are those guys?"

"They ran away!"

The major was covered in anger and roared angrily: "Damn it, I'll fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations, you wicked people! If I catch you, I will definitely skin you alive, ugh, it stinks..."

Hearing the roar behind them, Lin Hui and the other four laughed and ran away faster.

They didn't want to be forced to irrigate.

Bang!

They opened the car door and jumped into a jeep at the same time.

Chen Erhu's face turned red with excitement: "This battle reminded me of when I was a kid, we used firecrackers to blow up the toilet."

Wang Yong slapped him on the head: "It's like you blew it up!"

He looked at Lin Hui and urged: "Brother Hui, drive quickly, if these guys catch up, they will definitely kill us!"

Lin Hui smiled and said: "Don't panic, these guys won't be able to stand up without pulling for more than ten minutes, and even if they stand up, they are all weaklings. If they catch up, we will run away."

Wang Yong smiled: "That's good, that's good. Let's go, this time it's so cool!"

"Yeah."

Lin Hui nodded, but didn't move.

Wang Yong was suspicious: "Brother Hui, why don't you move?"

Xu Da also looked at him curiously: "What are you thinking about if you don't drive? If you don't move, we will be passive when they move!"

Lin Hui touched the steering wheel with both hands, a little embarrassed: "I have only driven automatic transmission, I don't know how to drive manual transmission."

In his previous life, he was a social animal, commuting by subway and bus, and he didn't have a car or a driver's license at all.

The original owner did have a driver's license, but it was an automatic transmission.

He couldn't drive a manual transmission car at all.

Especially how to step on the clutch and how to shift the gear, he was completely confused.

Because of this, the sports car at home was also bought with automatic transmission...

Xu Da was convinced: "You can't drive, so you come up and sit in the driver's seat? Get out of the way!"

Lin Hui smiled awkwardly, who stipulated that you must be able to drive a manual transmission?

Automatic transmission is so convenient, why learn manual stuff?

He got out of the car and came to Xu Da's side.

Xu Da stared: "Why are you looking at me?"

Lin Hui: "Are you driving?"

Xu Da's old face suddenly turned red: "I can't do it either!"

Three people said in unison: "Fuck!"

Lin Hui was speechless: "Squad leader, after all this time, you can't do it either? Aren't you an eight-year veteran? Driving a car should be a piece of cake for you, right?"

Xu Da rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, who stipulates that soldiers must be able to drive? I haven't even passed the driver's license test!"

Lin Hui was speechless. At least I can drive an automatic transmission, but you can't even drive a car.

How did this squad leader become a squad leader?

Must be criticized!

He turned his head and looked at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu: "Which of you can drive a car?"

Chen Erhu quickly shook his head: "I have driven a car, but it was a three-wheeled car..."

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Why didn't you say that you can drive a tractor?"

Chen Erhu scratched his head and grinned.

Wang Yong was quite positive: "Although I haven't passed the driving test, I can drive a car in the game hall. If you are not afraid of death, I am willing to give it a try, but don't blame me if you crash the car or something happens!"

Lin Hui glared at him: "Get lost!"

So no one among the four people can drive?

He simply saidThen he jumped off the bus: "Okay, okay, get off. Why take the bus if you can't drive? Let's just take bus No. 11."

Chen Erhu was curious: "No. 11? Is there a bus here?"

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid? No. 11 is just two legs!"

Several people got off the bus.

Following Lin Hui, they swept the camp again.

Looking at the various things in the weapons warehouse, he rubbed his hands: "Don't be polite, take whatever you have. Today is 0 yuan shopping, take as much as you can!"

The other three people were beaming, and started sweeping happily.

Explosives, ammunition, grenades, individual rations, take whatever you have.

After they finished looting everything, they evacuated with satisfaction.

Soon they rushed out of the camp from the other side and came to a forest.

The cold wind blew, and everyone shivered.

But it couldn't cover up their fiery and excited mood at all.

Chen Erhu asked excitedly: "Brother Hui, Brother Hui, we just wiped out a battalion of the Blue Army. Does that count as a great achievement?"

Lin Hui nodded: "Of course!"

Wang Yong asked curiously: "Will there be any rewards?"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Of course, the four of us wiped out a battalion of the other side. I guess each of us will get a second-class merit!"

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu hugged each other happily, jumping up and down: "Second-class merit, second-class merit, we also have a second-class merit! If you feed pigs at the base, you will have no hope even if you feed them for a lifetime!"

Xu Da next to him was so excited that he almost burst into tears.

If he could get a second-class merit, he would really be able to stay this time.

Lin Hui looked at them: "Okay, don't be too proud, I'm just guessing. Whether you can get it or not, we have to wait until the end of the exercise."

"What are you waiting for, hurry up and end it?" Wang Yong urged.

"What end?" Lin Hui was stunned.

Wang Yong smiled and said, "Brother Hui, didn't you just say that we should wait until the exercise is over? We can just slash our necks with a knife and it will be over, right?"

Chen Erhu slapped his head and said, "Yeah! Why didn't I think of that? As soon as the exercise is over, we will get second-class merit, let's commit suicide together!"

Lin Hui almost vomited blood.

Is that how you understand it?

He looked at Xu Da, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Squad leader, look, these are the soldiers you led!"

Xu Da immediately took a step back: "It has nothing to do with me, I only led them for three months, they are your brothers, it's up to you."

Seeing the two people with disgust, Wang Yong was a little confused: "What's wrong, am I wrong?"

"Of course not!" Lin Hui glared at him: "Suicide? What do you think!"

"Those people were injured and couldn't retreat, so they died with the enemy. They are heroes, you are called bears! Don't say you know me after you get out, it's really embarrassing!"

Wang Yong smiled awkwardly: "Uh... Isn't this my first time to participate in the exercise, I have no experience? So what should we do next?"

Lin Hui said unhappily: "Keep working! The bigger you work, the more enemies you eliminate, the better. By then, it may not be a second-class merit, but a first-class merit."

First-class merit?

Oh my! This is something they dare not even dream of!

Wang Yong was excited: "If I get a first-class merit, I won't be screwing in the electronics factory when I go back! Maybe I can even work in a government agency!"

Chen Erhu's eyes lit up: "If I get a first-class merit, when I go back, all the girls in the surrounding area will definitely line up to date me, and the village girls will call me Brother Tiger when they see me!"

Xu Da was also very excited!

If I get a first-class merit, let alone staying in the team, even promotion is a sure thing.

Even if he doesn't have enough education, it's definitely not a problem.

Seeing the three people with a surge of emotions, Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Since you want to make a contribution, don't just stand there, let's go and fight the Blue Army again!"

"Let's go! Fuck him!"

The three people roared together, followed Lin Hui into the woods, and disappeared.

...

An hour later, the Blue Army headquarters

Blue Army Commander Jiang Yunlong looked at the battle map with a smile on his face: "There are only two battered regiments left in 602. I want to see how long they can hold on?"

The Chief of Staff smiled and said: "They are all spent and can't hold on for long."

Jiang Yunlong turned his head and looked at him: "When can all our troops be assembled?"

The Chief of Staff: "At the latest tomorrow noon, we can launch a general attack at any time!"

"Very good!"

Jiang Yunlong slammed his fist on the table: "Tomorrow noon, we will let the old guy surnamed Lu in 602 see how backward their tactics are!"

"Report!"

Just then, an officer rushed in from outside.

Jiang Yunlong raised his head and laughed: "Look, the good news is here again!"

The officer was a little embarrassed: "Report to the chief"Captain, I just received news that our missile battalion was wiped out."

Everyone's smile froze instantly, and Jiang Yunlong's face also turned ugly instantly: "How is this possible?"

"It's true."

The chief of staff asked anxiously: "The missile battalion is in the rear, so far away, and the Red Army was crippled by us, and there is no way to send out extra troops. How did they get wiped out?"

The officer shook his head: "I don't know the specific reason. I heard that four Red Army spies sneaked into the camp and put laxatives in their food. Those people took advantage of everyone's diarrhea and shot them all to death."

"It is said that..."

"It is said what?"

"It is said that the scene at that time was really tragic. When they went to collect the bodies, they all vomited. "

Everyone gasped instantly.

This scene is so interesting.

They can even imagine a group of people squatting on the ground and making crackling sounds.

The scene of grenades exploding and yellow rain flying all over the sky.

There are even many people who couldn't pull up their pants until they died...

Jiang Yunlong slammed his fist on the table: "Damn it! The people on the red side are so shameless. They put drugs in the food and attacked our people while they were shitting. They have no martial ethics. They died so miserably!"

The chief of staff smiled awkwardly: Let's find the special forces to help. It seems a bit immoral to launch a sneak attack before the exercise starts...

"Find!"

Jiang Yunlong said angrily: "Even if you have to dig three feet underground, you must find all these stinky rats for me. They must pay the price!"