My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 341 Name tag: I will be the MVP in this wave

  After making the phone call, Hayakawa quickly assigned tasks to others.

   Arai and Dongshan Xiaohong are newcomers to the team. One is responsible for searching for survivors around, giving them simple comfort and treatment, and the other is responsible for vigilance and evacuation of the unsuspecting masses.

  Akira Hayakawa is responsible for recording statements for Denji and Pava.

   As for Himeno.

   She is in charge of negotiating with Fang Mo.

  Of course, Fang Mo is still very easy to talk to.

After all, as Fang Mo said, he came to this world just to have fun, and the plot in this world is very skewed. The chainsaw man is the center of everything, and all the plots revolve around the "chainsaw man's heart" Expanded.

   In order to have fun, Fang Mo must hold on to these people.

  Because of Fang Mo's help, Dianci's side was not seriously injured like in the original book.

  In terms of injuries, probably only the blood demon Pava was injured, his skin was corroded by the gastric juice of the bat, but the wounds of demons healed after drinking some blood, so it was not a big problem.

   Yes, this is also one of the settings of this world.

  People fear that demons will be born, but these demons generally look strange, just like the previous leech demons and bat demons, but there are also a few demons that will unconsciously occupy human corpses and become demons.

  Demons generally have some demon-like features on their heads. They just look like humans, but they are actually demons who have taken human corpses.

Regardless of whether it is a demon or a demon, they can quickly heal their injuries by "drinking blood", and this blood is not just human blood, even blood of the same kind is fine, so in theory, if a demon can fight If it **** blood at the same time, it is a perpetual motion machine.

  In short, Pava's injury is not serious, and it should be cured by applying a bag of plasma when he goes back.

Hayakawa Akira and Himeno were still very efficient in handling affairs, and it didn't take long for the scene here to be dealt with. Of course, things like repairing the terrain were not in their charge. They were only responsible for fighting against demons, so it was very easy. Soon everyone drove back to the headquarters.

   It's just the headquarters.

   It’s actually just the local Metropolitan Police Department.

   And in a certain office of the Metropolitan Police Department, Fang Mo finally met this famous villain, the magic dog licking master Maqima.

   Seriously, this guy is really pretty.

  How to describe it?

In fact, Maqima's shape and dressing style are quite ordinary, with long orange-pink hair tied into a ponytail behind her, bangs combed on her forehead, strands of hair hanging down on both sides of her face, and her eyes are Light yellow, with circles of lines inside.

  The lower body is wearing black suit pants and brown leather shoes.

  The upper body is covered with a white shirt and black tie. Although it is meticulously dressed, it is indeed the most common work clothes for social animals in Japan, and there is no charm at all.

   But it is just such ordinary clothes, but Mazima gives people an astonishing temptation when she wears them.

  It is also a Japanese anime, and the protagonist Kobayashi next door in "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" is very similar to Machima in terms of clothing, hairstyle, and hair color.

   But Kobayashi looks like the kind of real programmer social animal at first glance.

  However, it is different when you come to Maqima, she can even give you a seductive feeling in the same clothes.

She seems to be the top-notch succubus queen, not only because of her figure, or her appearance, but also her unique temperament, her actions and behavior seem to be touching people's heartstrings, instantly It can make people obediently become licking dogs under her skirt.

  Of course, Fang Mo must be immune to this.

   After all, Maqima is really not his style, he didn't like this kind of goddess-like guy.

   And as long as he recalled what Maqima did for a while, Fang Mo would like to show her on the spot tearing the whore... tearing the devil, tearing this thing in half or something.

   "I heard that Mr. Fang Mo claims to be a devil?"

   While Fang Mo was staring at Maqima, Maqima also spoke: "Is it the devil of pleasure?"

   "That's right, I'm the vicious criminal of pleasure in the legend." Fang Mo nodded casually, and then directly took out a drink from his arms: "We're friends when we meet, come on, I'll treat you to a soda."

"…thanks."

  Machima was also taken aback for a moment, but reached out to take the soda bottle in the next second.

She signed a contract with the senior management of Japan, and any harm to her will be transferred to all the citizens of Japan in the form of disease or accident, so Maqima is not afraid of other people's tricks at all, and in order to test Fang Mo's intentions What are you doing, she opened the soda and took a sip.

   But in the next second, Maqima suddenly showed a surprised expression: "Huh? Is this **** soda? Mr. Fang Mo likes to drink soda with this flavor?"

   "Of course I don't like drinking."

  Fang Mo said with a smile: "I just want to marinate for you in advance, after all, it is more delicious."

   "Delicious?"

  Maqima was taken aback for a moment, unable to understand what Fang Mo was saying.

In fact, here Fang Mo is insinuating about Maqima's final death method. This guy relied on his immortal body to do all kinds of things, but in the end he was eaten by his own dog, and was made into a plate of **** roast meat by the other party. It's kind of ironic to say that.

  Because it was eaten with love, the damage judgment of Maqima's immortal body was invalidated.

  According to Xiongfengshan's words, it is complete death, not resurrection.

But that's something for later, Fang Mo doesn't bother to explain so much to Maqima now, and now that he has come here, there will be more opportunities to kill her in the future, so he waved his hand cheerfully : "Don't care about those details, I just had a little fun."

"okay then."

   Seeing that Fang Mo didn't want to say more, Maqima didn't continue to ask, but continued to chat about other questions: "Mr. Fang Mo claims to be a pleasure devil, so... are you strong?"

   "What?"

  Fang Mo glanced at Maqima: "Give me a gesture?"

   "..."

  Machima glanced at Fang Mo in surprise, then shook her head and said, "Mr. Fang Mo, I didn't question your meaning, please don't be angry."

   "I'm not angry either."

  Fang Mo smiled: "I'm really sorry, I have such a personality. I'm afraid that the world will not be chaotic or something just to have fun. There's nothing I can do... because I really can't control myself."

   "This really sounds like a devil's speech."

  Machima tilted her head, and blinked her eyes cutely on purpose: "Then... Mr. Fang Mo, have you considered joining us?"

   "You mean...?"

  Fang Mo asked knowingly.

"Four unique lessons on monsters." Maqima explained: "It's a government agency like the Metropolitan Police Department. It's a team formed to crusade against the worst demons in history. Isn't Mr. Fang Mo just wanting to have fun? Why don't you stay Here, I believe you should be able to meet a lot of things that make you happy, okay?"

   "Well, that's it."

  Fang Mo nodded and asked: "Then will this team hold silver parties on time every month?"

"Hey?"

  Machima was stunned after hearing this.

   "Haha, I'm just joking." Fang Mo smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry, I won't shoot anyone in this team, my XP is not there."

   "Then it seems that Mr. Fang Mo agreed to join."

   Seeing this, Maqima said: "Then if this is the case..."

   "That's not true."

   Before Maqima finished speaking, Fang Mo shook his head suddenly: "Joining is too lucrative. I prefer an equal relationship... why don't we cooperate."

   "Equal relationship?"

When Maqima heard this sentence, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, but it disappeared in the blink of an eye, and said with a chuckle: "Although Mr. Fang Mo's suggestion is very good, at present, the Japanese government has not yet cooperated with you. As for the relationship between demons, I am worried that they will target Mr. Fang Mo..."

   "Is there such a good thing?"

  When Fang Mo heard this, his face became unexpectedly joyful.

   "Come, come, let me show you something good."

Fang Mo smiled, and then directly took out a metal knife with a faint pink light from his arms: "This knife of mine is forged from metal plutonium, and its power is about the same as that of a little boy... and I can throw more than 200,000 knives like this in one second."

  Fang Mo did not lie.

  He can pause time now, theoretically it is indeed possible to throw more than 200,000 throwing knives in one second.

   "...What does the little boy mean?"

  However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that a confused expression appeared on Maqima's face after hearing this.

"Ok?"

  Fang Mo was stunned when he saw this, but he soon realized it.

Yes.

  The nuclear bombs in this world have been eaten by people.

It's not eating in a literal sense, but eating on a conceptual level. This is done by the demon in the protagonist Dianci's body, that is, the chainsaw demon Bokita. It has a very special ability, that is, it can devour other demons , the demons swallowed by Pochita will completely disappear from this world together with their names and concepts.

  Poketa had a fight with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse a long time ago.

  During that war, it swallowed the little brother of the war demon...that is, the nuclear bomb demon, so the concept of nuclear bomb has been lost in this world.

As a dominating demon, Mazima can barely remember the concept of nuclear bombs, but it is already very difficult for her to remember these names. As for the little boy...she probably forgot, so Fang Mo's wave of play The little boy played with loneliness directly.

   No one in this world remembers the little boy at all.

  This is really a sad story. Just thinking about Fang Mo makes me feel sad for those pastors.

  A world without little boys, how difficult it is for them...Isn’t it too difficult to travel to Japan and find no acquaintances? No wonder there are so many demons in this world. Is it the reason why the priests are so out of their minds?

   "Ahem, it's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't know the little boy."

After trying to understand this, Fang Mo also coughed twice: "Anyway, you just need to know that every knife in my hand can destroy a city. If those fools are really not afraid of death, just let them Come to me, I promise to shoot a large-scale disaster documentary for you on the spot, the name is "Hell Fun: Your Day, My Ship", and you just watch how it turns over..."

   "Mr. Fang Mo is really confident."

  Maqima was not afraid, but just smiled and said: "But my authority is quite high, so I don't need anyone else, I can fully represent the fourth class to reach a cooperation with Mr. Fang Mo."

   "Oh, that's a good thing."

  Fang Mo nodded: "Then give me the name of a technical consultant directly, and remember to call me on the day of salary payment, so that I can prepare your salary."

   “…you pay us?”

   Maqima was taken aback.

   "Fuck, I'm used to it."

  Fang Mo also raised his forehead: "It's all because of that corrupt black man who broke the law. Now I'm used to paying my boss while working part-time. I'm really sick... just pretend nothing happened."

"okay."

Maqima didn't ask too many questions, but said directly: "But since Mr. Fang Mo is already the technical consultant of the fourth class, it's time to tell you about our goal, which is about defeating the demon of the gun. specific matters."

   "Handjob?"

  Fang Mo stroked his chin: "I like it, let me elaborate."

   "It's like this. A terrible demon called the Gun Demon suddenly landed in various parts of the world a few years ago, causing extensive damage all over the world."

Machima explained: "But after causing a large number of global casualties, it suddenly disappeared without a trace. We were worried that it would make a comeback, so we planned to actively find and attack it, but considering that it has disappeared, So if you want to find it now, you can only use this thing.”

   Speaking of this, Maqima took out a bullet that seemed to be made of flesh and blood: "This is a fragment of the gun demon. Because it moves too fast, part of its flesh will soon fall off the body."

"However, the power of the Gun Demon is very strong, which causes its pieces of meat to slowly move towards the main body once it gathers to a certain extent, so what we have to do now is to collect enough pieces of meat, and then look for The body of the Gun Demon."

   "It is also because the gun demon is very powerful, so once these pieces of meat are swallowed by other demons, they will also gain super strength."

"Currently Qiujun is working on this aspect, find and kill these demons that have devoured the meat, get more fragments of the gun demon from their bodies, slowly accumulate the size of the meat, and then use these meat to lock the gun The position where the demon body is located, and crusade against it."

   "After talking for a long time, you actually want me to kill that guy who shoots everywhere, right?"

  Fang Mo nodded naturally: "Okay, it's just a small problem, but if it's done, it's okay if you promise me one condition?"

   "I'm afraid this won't work."

  Machima said: "Because Mr. Fang Mo and I are in a cooperative relationship. Mr. Fang Mo helped us solve the gun demon, but we will also cooperate with Mr. Fang Mo to have fun, so I can't agree to your conditions."

   "Will you cooperate with me to have fun?"

   Fang Mo raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "Hey, this is much more dangerous than a condition, are you sure?"

   "How dangerous is it?"

  Maqima looked at Fang Mo, with a faint smile on her face, more curious than worried, as if expecting what Fang Mo would say.

   "For example, try changing the names of the demons?"

  Fang Mo took out a naming tag, and said with a smile: "For example, changing the ghost demon into an elf demon, changing the octopus demon into a bonito demon, changing the dominating demon into a mating demon..."

  (end of this chapter)