My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 342 So, what is the price?

   Hear what Fang Mo said.

   To be honest, Maqima was also slightly taken aback.

  The 'demon of domination' that the other party said was obviously targeting her. She didn't think it was a coincidence, the other party definitely knew something.

   But how to say...

  Maqima is really a little confused about Fang Mo's background.

  Her nose is very sensitive, and she can remember everyone by smell alone, and distinguish between demons and humans.

But Fang Mo standing in front of her now, his scent is neither human nor demon, his scent is full of an indescribable chaos and depth, like a boiling, tumbling mass of nightmare Similarly, the smell was unspeakably weird even in Mazima's eyes.

   In the simplest terms.

   This guy shouldn't exist in this world at all.

   To be honest, Maqima didn't know what to do in this situation. At first, she thought this should be a new chess piece, but now it seems that this chess piece is a bit hot.

   After pondering for a while, Maqima decided to calm down first, and then continue to observe his situation.

  "Many members of the Exorcism Section hate the Gun Demon, and they are willing to pay any price to kill the Gun Demon."

Maqima did not directly answer Fang Mo's statement about the 'mating demon', but deliberately pretended to be stupid: "Mr. Fang Mo, if you are interested, you can try to reach a contract with them. Of course, the rules of the contract can be determined by you. , I believe they will definitely be able to please Mr. Fang Mo."

"Ok…"

  Fang Mo touched his chin, and he also guessed that Maqima would definitely not take over.

  After all, the other party's scheming is indeed very deep. On the surface, it seems that he treats everyone equally and looks pleasant, but in fact there is a trace of arrogance hidden in his eyes that will never be erased.

   This is simply not the attitude that people should have towards people.

  It is the attitude of people towards dogs.

   "If Mr. Fang Mo is a devil, there should be no place to live, right?"

Maqima still maintained a gentle attitude, and said peacefully: "Why don't I arrange a place for you, although other demons are in the prison of the Anti-Magic Public Security Bureau, but Mr. Fang Mo is in a cooperative relationship, so please cooperate with Qiu Jun Let’s live together, there are still spare rooms in his house.”

   "Is his house big enough?"

   Fang Mo asked.

   "Ordinary accommodation is no problem." Maqima said: "There should be a separate room, and Qiu Jun can cook..."

   "That won't work."

   Fang Mo shook his hands and said, "It's too young, I usually live in the temple."

"But this is Japan, even if Mr. Fang Mo said so, we can't build you a temple." Maqima said: "Our funds are very limited, and it is not easy to vacate a shelter gone."

   "Oh, it's okay, I will figure it out myself."

  Fang Mo waved his hand, and then walked directly outside: "Anyway, I'll go to Hayakawa Qiu first, just call me if you need anything."

  Maqima did not stop Fang Mo.

   Instead, he stared at his back and didn't know what he was thinking.

  But soon, the phone on Maqima's desk rang suddenly, and the ringing made her come back to her senses, and she picked up the phone directly: "What's wrong?"

   "That...Miss Macchima..."

   On the other side of the phone, Hayakawa Qiu's hesitant voice came: "Did you send that demon over?"

"right."

  Machima said calmly: "I want Qiu Jun to help keep an eye on that guy. He is very dangerous. If it is you, I believe you can minimize the risk, because Qiu Jun is the person I trust the most."

   "Ah... yes..."

  The voice on the phone sounded a lot happier.

  However, it didn't take long for Hayakawa Qiu to speak hesitantly again: "But Miss Macchima, he threw my neighbor's house on the road. Is this... really all right?"

"…what?"

  Machima didn't understand: "Did he start killing people suddenly?"

"It's not murder." Hayakawa Qiu on the phone said with a headache: "He said my house was too small to live in, so he turned around and knocked on the door of the neighbor's house. First, he took out a gold nugget out of nowhere. Throw it to the other party, and then wave your hand, the whole house suddenly rises from the ground, and is thrown directly into the middle of the road by an invisible force, and there is already a traffic jam here..."

   "..."

  After listening to Akira Hayakawa's description, Machima also fell into a long silence.

  For some reason, her opinion of Fang Mo has begun to change. She originally wanted to try to use him, but now she has turned into praying that he will stop causing trouble.

The origin of this product is too weird and bizarre. The other party said on the surface that she is here to have fun, but Maqima doesn't believe a word of this kind of rhetoric, but the current war will affect her own plan, so now I can only I can delay it for a while, at least find out the details and abilities of the opponent before doing it.

  Thinking of this, Maqima also thought of a countermeasure.

   In short, just leave it to Hayakawa Qiu, and I can just observe the opponent's ability in secret.

  So Machima simply appeased Hayakawa Qiu, and told him another arrangement, that is, handing over Denji and Pava to him for management.

Of course.

   is not the same as Pleasure Demon.

   These two guys live with Akira Hayakawa.

   On the surface, it is to take care of life. In fact, what Makima said is to let Hayakawa Qiu monitor the two of them, and kill them if they dare to betray the fourth class.

  Actually, Akira Hayakawa himself was very reluctant.

  But Machima really understands it too well. The entire fourth lesson is almost all dogs she has tamed, so Hayakawa Qiu has no way to refuse this task, so he can only hold his nose and carry it out.

  So soon.

   Pava who drank blood kicked the door open.

  As for Fang Mo, he happily followed behind Pava.

   "Why are you here?"

  After seeing Fang Mo, the expression on Hayao Chuanqiu's face immediately changed: "Didn't you say that my house is too small..."

   "It's too small."

  Fang Mo said: "But I have already built a house next door to your house. I heard that Riben will visit the neighbors after moving here, so I came here."

   "I don't welcome here..."

   Akira Hayakawa wanted to speak almost subconsciously.

"I brought the ingredients." Fang Mo directly stretched out his hand to touch the side, and pulled out a lot of food like magic, including watermelon, bluefin tuna, frost steak, eel, honeydew melon, mango, shrimp, etc. a lot.

   "..."

  Hayakawa was stunned when he saw this.

   "Please be sure to stay!"

   And just as Hayakawa Qiu was stunned, a figure flew out of the room.

  Then this person is undoubtedly the protagonist of the chainsaw man, that is, Dianci. At this moment, he is sticking out his tongue in anticipation, and said excitedly: "Digging, there are so many foods that I have never seen before!"

   "Yo, Denji, you're here too."

  Fang Mo smiled and said hello: "I will live opposite your house from now on, here, that is the villa."

   "Can I live with you?"

   Ask directly after listening to the call.

   "Me, me, and me." Pava also raised his hand directly: "This house is so small, I don't want to live in such a dilapidated place, where cats can't move."

   "..."

  Among the few people present, only Akira Hayakawa did not speak.

  I saw him walking to the window silently, and then glanced at the location not far from his house.

The place where Akira Hayakawa currently lives is actually an apartment, which is quite common in Japan, and the area around this apartment is basically a typical two-story building, which is similar to the "one-family building" style. Japanese wooden building.

  However, the building not far away has disappeared, replaced by a very modern villa.

   After all, it is a building brought out of the Marvel universe. This thing looks full of technology, and even has a feeling of being out of place with the surroundings, standing there so abruptly.

   Akira Hayakawa rubbed his temples with a headache.

  Through the conversation with Maqima, he already knew that his task was to monitor these three people.

But to be honest, even if it was Machima's order, Akira Hayakawa was still very disturbed after seeing these three people. What he hated the most was the devil, and these three people were all similar things. The devil is also very capable of causing trouble, so what should he do?

   But of course.

  Fang Mo also knows Maqima's attitude towards him.

  After all, this guy is a demon of domination, and his desire to control is so strong that it is almost outrageous. Naturally, it is impossible to trust someone who cannot be controlled, but Fang Mo doesn't need to gain her trust, and it will be over if he kills her.

   "What are you thinking, Hayakawa Akira."

  So Fang Mo walked up to Hayao Chuanqiu cheerfully: "Hurry up and cook, don't you see that the children are hungry? You still want to be a parent like this?"

   "I don't take care of them like I take care of children..."

  Akira Hayakawa said something, but still took the things bravely: "Where did you get all these things? Did you buy them all?"

   "Nonsense, of course I planted it myself."

Fang Mo put the watermelon on the table next to him casually: "So I have never understood what is going on with you Japanese people. You sell watermelons so expensively. This thing is only a few cents a catty in Gaixian, okay? You guys Could it be a watermelon grown with isotopes? I'm really radiated..."

   "You also planted this fish?"

  Hayakawa Qiu glanced at the blue flag tuna. This thing weighs hundreds of catties. Fortunately, the witcher often exercises, otherwise he would not be able to lift such a heavy thing.

   "Did the devil eat your brain?"

Fang Mo glanced at Hayakawa Qiu: "Can your tuna grow out of the ground? This is obviously caught by my father with the favor of the sea + bait fishing rod. I don't have any common sense. I will punish you to only eat fish later." Leave me the gills, the belly and everything."

   "..."

  Hayakawa Akira didn't speak, but silently began to pack up the ingredients.

And while the other party was processing the ingredients, Fang Mo also took out a pineapple, casually cut out a core with four knives and gnawed on it: "By the way, Hayakawa Qiu, today Maqima talked to me about the demon of the gun gone."

   "Well, what then?"

  Hayakawa Qiu was cutting watermelons, and asked directly after hearing what Fang Mo said.

As I said before, all of Hayao Chuanqiu’s family members were killed by the gun demon, so he hated the demon extremely. However, Hayao Chuanqiu himself knew that he could not be the opponent of the opponent, which was one of the reasons why he held back Fang Mo. , if this guy is really strong, he can indeed take advantage of it.

   "Actually, I don't want to understand."

  Fang Mo said with a smile: "Why do you fear a mere gun demon... just because it killed Abe? Then it should be called the little gun angel, right?"

   "I don't know who Abe is, but the crimes committed by the gun demon are beyond words."

Hayao Chuanqiu stopped what he was doing and looked up at Fang Mo: "Thirteen years ago, it only landed for five minutes and killed more than 1.2 million humans. You call such a thing an angel? Originally I still wonder if you are a devil, but now it seems that you are indeed a devil..."

   "Young man, you are focusing on the wrong focus."

   Fang Mo said: "The point is not whether the gun demon is an angel or a demon, but the word 'district', do you understand?"

   "So Mr. Fang Mo is stronger than that gun bastard?"

Dianci came up at some point, reached out and took the watermelon rind that Hayakawa had cut off, and then put it in his mouth and chewed it: "Mr. Fang Mo is so kind, he is strong, and he can take out the watermelon rind." There are so many delicious things, and it’s the first time I’ve eaten watermelon skin that hasn’t rotted, it’s so crispy.”

   "The Demon of the Gun just shoots too much, and the amount of shooting is very high, and it is actually useless."

  Fang Mo shrugged: "But I'm different. If I'm serious, I'll just go straight to my soul, yin... no, the core of the earth will explode for you."

This is telling the truth. After all, according to the power of the Heavenly Fallen Longbow, it would be no problem for Fang Moman to shoot through the earth's core, but he himself didn't know what the consequences would be. He just opened a big hole in a normal way. Or something like a direct explosion of the earth's core.

   "Are you really that strong?"

  Hearing this, Akira Hayakawa couldn't help asking, "Then why don't you just destroy the world?"

   "What's so fun about destroying the world?"

  Fang Mo spread his hands: "The power of demons comes from the fear of human beings... I killed all the people, so who will be afraid of me? Shit? Shit is afraid of me?"

   "But all the other demons..."

"They're all trash, and it's normal to have no common sense." Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "Don't you think that the gun demon is the ceiling of our hell's combat power? In the eyes of our root demons, it As far as the plumbing industry is concerned, the manhole cover can’t even be lifted.”

   "What is the Root Evil?"

   It was the first time Akira Hayakawa heard this word, and couldn't help asking.

  "The devil who is dubbed the root fear." Fang Mo briefly explained: "The things that humans, and even all life, have been afraid of since the existence of human beings, are like concepts such as darkness and death..."

   "Are you a root demon too?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked.

"Yes."

  Fang Mo nodded.

   "So why is life afraid of pleasure?" Hayakawa asked, "No matter how you think about it, no one is afraid of it, right?"

   "That depends on how you understand the word."

  Fang Mo smiled: "The group of hyenas drained a buffalo through their anus. The hyenas are satisfied and happy because they can have a full meal. What about the buffalo?"

   "...is that okay too?"

  Hayakawa Akira's expression looked a little subtle: "If it's what you said, they should be more afraid of death, predators, or the hyena itself?"

"Pleasure itself means a kind of enjoyment, and this kind of enjoyment can easily evolve into depravity, just like the act of mating, which is for the purpose of procreating the next generation, but human beings covet this kind of happiness, and then fall into silver, or persecute Others, so pleasure itself means a kind of profanity, a kind of degradation."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "Of course, I am only referring to one of the countless ways of pleasure. Besides, there are gambling, drugs, tax evasion, greed for power and wealth, enslaving others, and even criticizing others from the commanding heights of morality." , There are too many things in this world that can bring people joy, and in order to pursue joy, human beings will breed the deepest malice...Do you dare to say that I am not a root demon?"

   "But even so..."

   "Shut up! Shameless little thief!" Fang Mo slapped the table directly: "Are you a pleasure devil or am I a pleasure devil? You don't know what fun is!"

"That's right."

  Dianci also cooperated and said: "You just handle the ingredients honestly."

   "..."

  Hayakawa was also speechless, and continued to process the ingredients with his head down.

  But after a while, Denji and Pava got into a quarrel about the cat, and at this moment, Hayakawa Akira spoke to Fangmo again.

   "Can I sign a contract with you?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked.

   "That depends on whether you have the qualifications." Fang Mo glanced at Hayakawa Qiu: "I will only sign contracts with interesting people, at least I have to start as a joker."

   "Tucaoyong refers to..."

   "Hi everyone, I'm Akira Hayakawa's elder brother, Akira Hayakawa."

   Fang Mo suddenly said loudly.

  Because Fang Mo said this very suddenly, even Pava and Dianci were stunned, and they looked at Fang Mo in surprise.

   "You devil!"

  Akira Hayakawa gritted his teeth and said, "Don't use that disgusting homonym to blaspheme my family!"

   "Homophonic stalk? What?"

  Pava has always looked confused until now: "What are you two arguing about?"

"Hmm...not bad." Fang Mo ignored Pava, but just touched his chin to himself: "Although it's the tsundere type that I'm not very good at dealing with, but at least I found a flaw, so I will reluctantly sign a contract with you."

"what?"

  Hearing this, Akira Hayakawa was also taken aback for a moment.

   "I can give you strength, but you will have a headache because of it." Fang Mo clapped his hands and said, "The more power you get, the greater the price you pay, understand?"

   "Wait, what is your headache referring to..."

   "Headache in a broad sense."

  Fang Mo showed an evil smile: "If you only borrow a little strength, it will be the level that just now, the neighbor was thrown into the middle of the road by me."

   "What if I borrow all my strength?"

   "Hey, hello! I'm going to cut the moon into a boulder cube! On it, I have to engrave a **** Jβ that is visible to the naked eye. As the saying goes, look up at the bright moon and look down at the crotch..."

   "Okay, stop talking."

  After hearing this, Akira Hayakawa directly supported his forehead: "I probably know what you mean by headache."

   I’m really sorry, I had a sudden stomachache last night. I was already quite uncomfortable. Most likely it’s because I got cold while coding with my bare feet.

   In short, 5K is coded first.

   Next, I will find a way to update three chapters in a row. This is the reward for reaching the monthly pass standard, and it can be regarded as my apology for being late in the update.

   Of course, I may sleep for a while if I get tired halfway, so please don’t wait all the time.

   By the way, drinking more hot water does help, but please don't tell your girlfriends that, because...you are more effective than hot water.

  (end of this chapter)