My Stand-in is Steve

 “I...why am I here?”

 The next morning, the little demon sat up from Fang Mo's bed and was obviously a little confused.

"Are you awake?" Soon, Fang Mo's humble voice sounded next to him: "Congratulations, you have become Bai Jie."

"…ha?"

The little demon was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he quickly opened the quilt and took a look inside.

The sheets were clean, with no traces at all, but the clothes on her body were indeed gone, replaced by a slightly loose pajamas.

　　　…”

Seeing this scene, the little demon seemed to be a little stunned. Various expressions on his little face changed back and forth, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

At this moment, Fang Mo, who was next to him, couldn't help but start laughing: "I'm teasing you, I'm going to scare you."

 “You must be sick!”

The little demon seemed to react when he saw this. He raised his little foot and kicked Fang Mo.

However, Fang Mo seemed to have had an early warning and grabbed the opponent's slender ankle: "I'm kind-hearted and helping you deal with the aftermath, can you please give me some favors?"

 “What kind of aftermath?”

 The little demon looked at him blankly.

"You drank too much last night and acted like a drunkard. You had to drop a nuclear bomb on the ground. I couldn't stop you."

As Fang Mo said this, he secretly glanced at the soles of the other party's feet. This time, she was not wearing white silk stockings. She was only wearing a fluffy and loose pajamas. Her small soles were soft and rosy, with a pinkish-white color to them. The clear texture... really makes people want to put it down.

After a brief glance, Fang Mo quickly looked away.

It seems that I have been playing the game for so many years, and my pinching skills are really good. They are much prettier than the little feet of Tulong before.

"…ah?"

The little demon didn't notice Fang Mo's gaze, and was a little surprised when he heard these words: "Really or not, why would I put a nuclear bomb on the ground?"

"I do not know."

Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "You said something like, 'Mr. Kameno, His Majesty the Emperor, our mission is accomplished' or something, and then you laughed and put a nuclear bomb on the ground..."

“You are really sick!”

Hearing this, the little demon couldn't help but kicked it with the other foot: "You are the pangolin!"

 “What? I’m a pangolin? That’s great!”

After all, Fang Mo's reaction was faster than that of Xiao Yao. Just as he was speaking, he raised his hand and grabbed her other ankle like lightning, and then pulled Xiao Yao towards him with force. He only heard the other party scream and quickly used He put his little hand on Fang Mo's chest and said anxiously: "You, you, you... what do you want to do?"

 "Grandma, play with me..."

However, he was just halfway through the words, but somehow the little demon actually reacted, and then Fang Mo was shocked to see that this little thing gave him a big...oh no, a wooden one.

"Feel sorry."

As the little demon spoke, he turned his head to the side while holding back his laughter: "How about you just play for a while?"

At the end, she said again: "After all, you have it too."

　　　…”

Fang Mo was really shaken by her hand, and he loosened his grip on her. After holding it in for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said: "...You are cheating!"

“Obviously you were the one who started talking nonsense.”

The little demon retorted: "No matter how drunk I am, I can't COS a pangolin, right?"

“If you don’t believe it, you can take a look at your stand-in’s backpack.” Fang Mo said a little breathlessly: “The number of nuclear bombs in your bag must be less!”

 “Wuhu, I don’t care~~”

Seeing Fang Mo's furious look, the little demon relaxed and fell directly on the bed. Then he stepped on Fang Mo's chest twice with his feet. While doing so, he didn't forget to taunt him: "Hmph, you can take it now." Is there nothing I can do? Come on, come on... call daddy first to make me happy."

 Fang Mo was originally a bit incompetent.

But seeing this little guy dare to provoke me like this, feeling the warmth coming from the soles of his feet... Do you think he can still bear it?

 Can't bear it.

 “You’re trying to kill yourself by riding on a horse!”

Fang Moteng suddenly stood up from the bed. The next second, a white light flashed, and she instantly turned into a cute girl with red eyes and white hair. Then she pounced and knocked down the little demon who was trying to get up. He yelled viciously: "You've grown up, haven't you? Have you grown up, haven't you? When your crotch becomes bigger, you're going to look weird, right!?"

"…ah?"

Now the little demon was dumbfounded: "No... are you serious?"

“If I can’t cure the people of Dayang, I can’t cure you?”

Fang Mo sneered.

"No, no, no, I'm teasing you..." After hearing this, the little demon was obviously a little panicked, and he even dared not look directly at Mo's face in front of him: "After all, we were all decent people in life, and we can easily discuss it if we have anything to say. At least don’t play like this!”

“It’s too late, today I will make you regret growing this thing...”

However, just in the middle of Fang Mo's words, without any warning, the sound of opening the door suddenly sounded, and then Ashue's voice came in.

 “Master, the Venerable Master is here to find you...What?!”

As soon as Asue opened the door, she was stunned as if struck by lightning.

 She looked at her master first, and then at her wife. She felt as if her brain had completely shut down, and she was completely confused. Even her outlook on life had collapsed at this moment.

But luckily she interrupted.

The little demon hurriedly pushed Fang Mo aside.

 “Axue…”

As for Fang Mo, a white light flashed, and he returned to his original posture, taking a deep breath: "Why don't you knock on the door..."

 “I...I’m afraid of disturbing my wife.”

Axue said hesitantly: "I thought Madam was still resting, but I didn't expect Master...Axue is disturbing the master's enjoyment?"

"No, it was you who stopped me from showing my bestiality. You did a great job." Fang Mo wiped his face sadly: "Tomorrow I will learn from the cute king next door and become an asexual life form. Anyway, our surname is Shi, so there seems to be no difference between me and him. …When I go to that world from now on, it’s a good time to learn from him.”

“I think you can go to the Bone King.”

 The crisis was over, and the little demon was obviously relieved: "That side is obviously more suitable for you."

"Whatever, it's all nonsense anyway." Fang Mo seemed a little depressed, and he lay down on the bed and started to mess around: "I'm tired, I don't want to stay here anymore, I want to go back to the MC world to fish... "

　　“That’s what you want so much…”

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yao didn't know what to say. She frowned and thought for a moment. She raised her foot and kicked Fang Mo gently: "Then... if it doesn't work out, let's go back to MC to discuss it..."

 “Fuck, weirdo association!”

Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly jumped up from the bed without any warning: "I had an affair with you today!"

 …

after an hour.

 Near the entrance of the Weird Association.

Everyone looked at Fang Mo, who was full of energy, in confusion, wondering what kind of medicine he had taken wrong today.

 “I say, brother priest.”

In the end, Venerable Shit couldn't help it anymore: "Didn't the association say they would gather here in the afternoon before launching a raid? What kind of trouble are you making six hours earlier?"

 “As a hero, I hate evil as much as I hate evil!”

Fang Mo said righteously: "I can't stand these evil weirdos for a second... They must be **** up immediately! We are all members of the barbecue team, come with me to kill them!"

 “As expected of the doctor’s best friend, he is so enlightened.”

Hearing this, the girl Haisi next to her also glanced at Fang Mo in surprise.

She was just born and didn't know much about Fang Mo's character. However, when the armored gorilla and earth dragon next to her heard this, they raised their foreheads, thinking that this guy really didn't have any good intentions.

 And the same expression of helplessness.

There is also a little demon floating in the air next to him.

 “Is that so?”

When the Venerable Husband heard this, he didn't think much about it. He just nodded and said, "Okay, let's take action in advance... But are you really prepared?"

 “Maybe you don’t trust your blues.”

Fang Mo smiled slightly: "But you can always trust the square man...Tulong, get on the map."

“This is a rough map compiled by the doctor.”

When the short earth dragon heard this, he also put down the shovel in his hand, then took out a map from his arms, stood on tiptoe and showed it to everyone: "At present, seven entrances have been found, but the detection equipment is The signal has been lost, so I don’t know which entrance is the real one. If you want to encircle and suppress them... you probably need to split up."

 “Seven entrances?”

Venerable Husband raised his head and looked around and said, "But there are only six of us. Now we are in trouble."

 “This is simple.”

Fang Mo said casually: "Just seal off one entrance. There happens to be one in front. Look at me..."

 “Just wait for me.”

Hearing this, Gu Yi quickly raised his hand to stop it: "Forget it on the moon, at least don't do it like this on the earth?"

 “That won’t work, what if the enemy runs away?”

Fang Mo ignored Gu Yi and immediately started to use his powerful moves: "It's useless to say anything, the **** must come to me today..."

"Wait!" Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, the Venerable Master in the vest suddenly shouted.

 “It’s useless even if you say it.”

Fang Mo said this, with a thought in his mind, the craftsman soul's meteorite feces sword properties were activated for a moment, and a huge shadow quickly appeared in the clouds, followed by an overwhelming stench that poured into everyone's mouths and noses. Before the meteorite fell, Everyone can't breathe anymore.

 “No…there is really a person in the sky!”

Venerable Venerable Vest couldn't help but cover his nose, but he still reminded him: "Look up!"

"Um?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also subconsciously glanced in the air.

 At the end, he was stunned when he saw this, because just as the Venerable Master in the vest said, a figure really appeared in the air, and luckily, he was flying under the **** ball.

But at least she is one of the most powerful heroes in the original work. The tornado was not hit. She looked up and looked up. She seemed to be quite surprised, regardless of the green light that came on the next second. , the **** ball as huge as a mountain was directly fixed in mid-air by her.

Then she exerted force, and like a retrograde meteorite, it flew straight upward, and then disappeared into the depths of the atmosphere.

 “Is that...a tornado?”

 The Pig God squinted his eyes and looked around, then said uncertainly.

“Father, we won’t be beaten to death, right?” Venerable Vest turned his head and glanced at Fang Mo: “I remember that Tatsumaki had a bad temper. You hit her with this thing...”

“It’s okay, she can’t beat Fang Mo.”

 It was rare that Gu Yi opened his mouth to comfort the Venerable Shit.

Probably because he was enraged by the **** ball just now, the tornado flew very fast, and rushed in front of Fang Mo and his group in the blink of an eye, and shouted directly at him: "What did you hit me with just now!?"

 “Uh, why are you here?”

Fang Mo's expression at the moment was indeed a bit tangled. To be honest, he didn't really want to see the other person right now. After all, this guy had been screwed by him before, so he must be very angry. Fang Mo just wanted to clear the Weird Association as soon as possible. Then go back to the MC world and engage in pornography...unlock the Jenny module.

"I…"

 “Okay, you don’t need to say anything.”

Before Tatsumaki could say anything, Fang Mo interrupted her directly: "Fubuki and Saitama came to my house for dinner last night. After dinner, they left together. I don't know what they were doing..."

"What!?"

Hearing what Fang Mo said, Tornado's eyes widened immediately. For a moment, he forgot what he wanted to yell at Fang Mo. All he could think about was 'my sister ran away with a man'.

“Don’t just look at it, but help me prove it.”

While Tatsumaki looked shocked, Fang Mo also turned to remind everyone: "You all saw it, right? Fubuki did come with that guy Saitama last night."

"I…"

“Gu Yi, don’t f*ck me, or I’ll go back and break Strange’s legs.”

　　　…”

 Hearing this, Gu Yi stopped talking.

"Tatsumaki, he is telling the truth." At the critical moment, Venerable Shirt stood up: "We had dinner together at Fang Mo's house last night, and we did see Fubuki and the bald guy named Saitama. They came together, as the Child Emperor, Atomic Warrior, Pig God, or Silver Fang can all prove."

 “Yes, I can prove it.”

The pig **** who was more than three meters tall next to her nodded while eating. Then she thought for a moment and added: "I am the pig god."

 “…Are you the Pig God?”

Tatsumaki stared at this huge woman and was confused: "How did you become like this?"

“I don’t know, I accidentally ate the wrong thing at the priest’s house.” Pig God shook his head and said: “But my ability has not expired, and I can continue to be a hero.”

“Hello, Lord Tatsumaki, I am an operator under the A-level fifth ‘Doctor’.”

After that, the armored gorilla here also took the initiative to speak: "I did see Fubuki and Saitama from Hell coming and going in pairs. In fact, this is not the first time. I have seen it before. I've seen them eating French fries together in the store..."

 “They’re right.”

　　 Gu Yi turned his head and echoed in a calm tone.

"Na...Nani!?" After hearing this, Tatsumaki couldn't help it. His face turned dark and even a little scary for a moment, and huge mental power kept surging in his body.

At this moment, Fang Mo also pointed to the approximate address of Saitama's apartment.

 “Saitama’s home is over there.”

Tatsumaki didn't say anything. She turned her head and flew in that direction. Due to her speed, the air was squeezed out of a vacuum channel, and then it closed suddenly, sending out a series of deafening blasts of air.

 “Okay, the most troublesome guy is done!”

Seeing that the tornado was taken away, Fang Mo also breathed a sigh of relief and said directly to everyone: "Hurry up and try to promote the Weird Association before she comes back."

 “Why did you deliberately push her away?”

The little demon next to me is a woman after all. Seeing this scene, she seemed to feel a little thoughtful: "Are you... hiding something from me?"

"of course not."

Fang Mo waved his hand casually and said: "This woman has such a bad temper. When she gets angry, she will pull the entire association out of the ground... I hate it when others rob me."

"so."

The little demon nodded and didn’t ask any more questions.

 “Okay, act quickly.”

Fang Mo didn't want to talk about this anymore, so he just waved his hand and planned to let everyone separate.

But as soon as he finished speaking, a rustling sound suddenly came from the surroundings, and soon a lot of weirdos rushed out from every corner. There were probably hundreds of people, and several people were densely packed together. Surrounded.

 “Is this the beginning?”

Seeing this scene, Venerable Shit couldn't help but count: "There are quite a few...it feels like there are more than a hundred, no, there may be more than three hundred weirdos, right?"

 “Okay, stop counting.”

Upon seeing this, Fang Mo took a step forward: "Be confident, you don't need to count at this level, okay? You have been strengthened, come on."

"You're right."

As soon as Fang Mo finished speaking, a cold and cold voice suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, a black thing like a tattered rag suddenly fell from the sky, and soon it turned into a black-robed monster with eyes all over his body. Then a cruel aura hit his face: "You are the ones who should be counted. sin."