My Stand-in is Steve

 “Come and count your sins.”

As soon as the black-robed monster raised his hand, a lot of eyes on his arm began to move back and forth, and then several buses flew out of the sky and hit everyone behind them.

 Soon, a large number of weirdos rushed out of these buses.

These weirdos quickly stopped behind everyone, and cooperated with the bus to completely cut off everyone's escape. Then they laughed cruelly, their red eyes were bloodshot, and it was obvious that they could no longer restrain their urge to kill.

 “Surrounded by…?”

Tulong was timid, so when he saw this scene, he subconsciously tightened his grip on the shovel.

"That's right, I've been waiting for you here for a long time." And as if feeling fear, the black-robed monster opposite laughed hoarsely: "Your lives are up to me..."

 “It’s troublesome, it’s this guy.”

 But before the other party could speak, Fang Mo suddenly said in a deep voice: "This guy's ability is very tricky..."

"What?"

The Venerable Vest next to him looked surprised: "What kind of ability is it? It actually makes you feel a little troublesome?"

 “He is a dragon-level weirdo...butt eyes.”

Fang Mo said with a heavy face: "It is said that he is an existence with a weird collecting habit. He will put things from dead weirdos and humans on himself to increase his strength. Once he gets serious, he will spit **** all over his body. He is the most difficult to deal with. enemy."

The Venerable Vest and the Pig God were both startled when they heard this.

　　But other people present, including the armored gorilla, Gu Yi, and the little demon who had read the original novel, all raised their foreheads, knowing that Fang Mo was talking nonsense again.

 “How can there be such a vicious weirdo in the world...”

However, the Venerable Master in the vest did not know the inside story after all, and at this moment he looked at the other party with a look of complete disgust.

 And this gaze seemed to irritate the weirdo opposite him. He became angry in an instant, and a cold and terrifying aura suddenly burst out from him.

"How dare you slander Lord Xieyan in this way..."

The black-robed monster was extremely angry, and then suddenly opened his hands, revealing the dense eyeballs under his black robe.

"Look at these eyes on me. These are the eyes of weirdos who were killed by people from your Hero Association!" I saw this weirdo yelling: "Master Da Jiongyan transplanted them to me. Resentment, I have grown from a weak superpower to what I am today, and I share weal and woe with them! Now...it's time for us to avenge our shame, and your lives will be taken away by my evil eyes!"

 Speaking of this, the evil eye on the opposite side directly waved his hands.

There was only a sound of broken buildings, and then the tall buildings on both sides of the road were suddenly torn apart by huge force. Several buildings flew directly on the spot, partially blocking the sky.

“…So it’s the evil eye?”

Even though there were several buildings flying in the air, the Venerable Master felt relieved: "Let me tell you, how can there be such a vicious weirdo in the world?"

 “Go to hell!”

I heard the evil eye on the opposite side suddenly waved his hand, and several buildings directly hit everyone.

　　　…”

Upon seeing this, Gu Yi directly made a magic trick. In an instant, all the buildings were frozen in mid-air, and the evil eyes here could not move them at all no matter how hard they tried.

 “No, that’s it?”

Fang Mo immediately became happy when he saw this, and turned to chat with the little demon: "By the way, are their characters who collect eyeballs just for fun?"

 “Not bad, at least he knows how to hit people with a building.”

The little demon crossed his arms and said, "Isn't this much better than Danzo next door? That guy just stabbed Susan with a kunai..."

　　　…”

Seeing the two people chatting and laughing in front of him, the evil eye here also fell silent.

But very quickly, I don’t know what he thought of, and suddenly he let out a sinister and cruel laugh: "Hehehe, very good, ignore me, right? In this case, I will separate you and this dwarf later." Eyes gouged out…”

 However, Xie Yan hadn't finished his words yet.

Suddenly there was a bang, and a big hole was blown directly into his body.

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Fang Mo was a little surprised when he saw this. After all, he hadn't had time to make a move. When he turned around, he found that the person who made the move was actually a little demon.

I saw the little demon holding a white particle gun in his hand, staring at the evil eye in front of him a little unhappily. Before the opponent could recover, he hit him with a few more shots, and then slapped him in the mouth without forgetting to curse. : "Call me short? How many mothers are you?"

 However, these shots continued.

 But it seems to have angered the evil eye here even more.

 “Idiot!!”

I saw Xie Yan's figure twisting and stretching out from the remaining rags, but it was obvious that he had indeed been hurt to a certain extent, and he roared angrily: "You think you can kill Xie Yan in this way?" Did you touch me? Go to hell!"

 After finishing speaking, he instantly increased the output of his telekinesis.

With a loud bang, the road in front of them was lifted up, and the overwhelming force came towards several people. Seeing this, the Venerable Master in the vest immediately prepared for battle.

 But not yet waiting for him to take action.

Several laser-like things suddenly shot out.

The power this time was too outrageous. There was a loud bang and the ground seemed to tremble. At the same time, a small mushroom cloud slowly rose.

　　　　???”

Fang Mo turned his head to look at Xiaoyao in confusion, and found that the quantum ring like a crown appeared again on top of her head.

As the little demon raised her hand and pointed, a ripple appeared in the air behind her from time to time, and then a beam of light shot out, just like Gilgamesh's king's treasure.

But the problem is that what the King's Treasure throws is a precious phantom, and what this gadget shoots out is energy. Fang Mo doesn't know much about reading, so he doesn't know whether this thing is a laser or a particle cannon. In short, it is accompanied by her During the attack, small mushroom clouds continued to rise in front of them. It was completely an indiscriminate carpet bombing.

 Let’s not talk about Evil Eye and other weirdos.

Even the entire land in front was cut off to a depth of several meters.

A few minutes later, the explosion stopped, and the front turned into a vast open area, with ruins of buildings, weirdos, and everything else disappearing.

 “Okay, done.”

 After dealing with the weirdo, the little demon also stopped attacking, as if he had finally let go of his anger, and returned to Fang Mo's side refreshed.

　　…“…What the **** did you just say?”

Fang Mo glanced at her and couldn't help but ask: "Where are the idiots we promised to fight? Can you defeat even dragon-level monsters in seconds? And having said that... the attack you just made was not a built-in ability of the Quantum Ring, right?" That Tesla helmet or something like that.”

“I did a little research on it when I was working on the Explosive Mountain Assembly Line.”

Xiaoyao explained casually: "The one just now is indeed not a Tesla ray, but a laser. I wrote a simple program for the quantum ring to convert the atoms into excited states, and then adjust the transition of its electrons to low energy states. The angle at which the photons are emitted...then I can shoot the laser out."

"…ah?"

 Fang Mo’s face was filled with confusion after hearing this.

"Don't you understand?" Xiaoyao glanced at Fang Mo and explained again: "In short, you understand the quantum ring as magic programming... By the way, have you ever played Noita?"

 “Oh, I’ve heard of this.”

Fang Mo nodded. It was a pixel sandbox game. Players could compile various magics by themselves and release a variety of amazingly powerful spells.

 “In short, it’s almost the same as that game.”

Xiaoyao waved his little hand and said: "I can use instructions to edit the quantum ring, similar to making it charge, calibrate, concentrate, etc. on the atoms... and then I can make a laser."

"Oh, that's how it is."

Fang Mo didn’t understand it at all, but he still gave a thumbs up: “6.”

"Anyway, I'm really not very good at close combat. I'm quite self-aware about this." Xiaoyao obviously didn't notice that Fang Mo didn't understand. He puffed up his chest a little proudly and said, "So I changed my fighting style. Strategy... After all, a tech guy like me shouldn't be using weapons to engage in melee or long-range combat."

 “What should that look like?”

Fang Mo said curiously.

“Cover an area with firepower indiscriminately, destroying everything in sight.”

The little demon said without thinking: "As long as it can't be killed, it means the firepower is not strong enough. The brainless pile is over. Everything within the range is the truth. The miscellaneous soldiers will use laser cannons, and then use particle cannons and positrons." Cannons, dissociation fields, degenerate sub-light kinetic energy weapons... I really can’t go to the Trisolaran World to learn how to make two-way foils and throw one in the enemy’s face.”

　　　…”

Fang Mo was silent for a long time after listening, and finally said: "...awesome."

 In short, after solving the evil eye here.

Although everyone was a little surprised by Xiao Yao's strength, after hearing that she was Fang Mo's partner, everyone quickly accepted this setting.

 Haven't wasted much time.

 Everyone started walking towards the entrance of the Weird Association again.

During this period, a group of weirdos appeared again. This time, the leading weirdo was called the Rhinoceros Gladiator, a tall humanoid rhinoceros.

But to be honest, this man's mind is a little abnormal. His favorite thing is to resist the enemy's attacks and then give them points. This guy directly knocked away the earth dragon as soon as he came up, and then resisted the armored giant. The orangutan's punch was self-satisfied and he was scoring his own points.

 But very quickly.

 He noticed Fang Mo and his group here.

It was obvious that Da Jiongyan had also taught these weirdos about the S-class heroes of the association. Rhinoceros Gladiator immediately recognized a few of them, and then greeted them directly, asking the Venerable Vest to attack him, and then he could give him points or something. .

 As a result, the Venerable Master in the vest rushed past.

This thing didn't even resist for a second, and was smashed to pieces in an instant. Countless flesh and blood exploded like pulp, and internal organs and meat foam sprayed all over the sky.

This **** and violent scene scared the other weirdos out of their wits, and they turned around and ran away.

Fang Mo originally wanted to level up Iron Fist and get rid of these weirdos one by one, but Xiaoyao stopped him and said that the assembly line was almost completed and there was no need to be greedy for this experience.

Then my partner said so.

Fang Mo was too lazy to pay attention to this garbage anymore.

In fact, if it was normal, he would even pull up Rhinoceros Gladiator and give himself a special score, but now the situation is special. He really wants to return to the MC world, and of course he will not follow these Bastards are wasting time.

quickly.

 Everyone walked to a cave.

 “Is this the entrance?”

Venerable Zhiyi glanced at the structure inside the cave. There was a step extending downwards: "These weirdos just escaped here, let's follow them."

 “Wait a moment.”

Fang Mo stopped the Venerable Husband, then looked at the sky: "Someone is coming."

"Um?"

Hearing this, the Venerable Master in the Waistcoat raised his head and glanced in the air, and found a few eyeballs with wings: "What kind of weirdo is this? It doesn't feel like... there shouldn't be any threat, right?"

Of course, this is not a weirdo. It can be seen from this unique appearance. It is the clone of Da Jiongyan, the staff member of the Weird Association. This thing itself has no offensive power and is only used for reconnaissance. Seeing them also means that big Jiongyan has already seen himself.

"Hi, how are you."

Since the other party already knew it, Fang Mo no longer needed to be secretive. He directly raised his hand and greeted this thing with a smile: "Aunt Tong, I'm here to play with you."

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The big eyes in the air were obviously stunned when they saw this scene.

But very quickly.

This thing slowly landed.

"One of the S-class heroes of the Hero Association, Father." The big eyeball used for detection suddenly spoke, even though it had no mouth at all: "In addition, there is also the Supreme Mage who is also an S-class vest. …and the ‘Doctor’s’ operators, welcome to the territory of the Weird Association, I am the association’s consultant, Big Eyes.”

 “That what.”

As soon as the other party reported his family name, Fang Mo suddenly raised his hand and said: "I have a question here. I heard that those weirdos think you are quite powerful... Can you answer it for me? "

  “…What is it?”

Da Jiongyan glanced at Fang Mo quietly. To be honest, he couldn't understand the guy in front of him.

Even though he had secretly investigated the Heroes Association, this guy had no clue at all, as if he suddenly appeared in the world, so Da Jiongyan didn't know what his purpose was.

 “What do you think of my strength?”

Fang Mo touched his chin, as if he really cared about this issue.

“…Your Excellency is indeed very strong.”

Da Jiongyan obviously didn't understand what Fang Mo meant by asking this question. After thinking about it, he could only resort to tricks: "You should be the one who killed the heroes in the martial arts competition, right? You can kill one of our cadres. Your strength is beyond question." Doubtful, but unfortunately Orochi-sama’s power is far greater than yours.”

"Yeah?"

Fang Mo nodded noncommittally when he heard this, and then he suddenly said something that shocked everyone: "Then if I say... I want to join the Weird Association, how will you respond?"

"What's this?"

 Hearing this, the Venerable Vest and the Pig God were obviously stunned on the spot.

 In fact, it wasn't just them, even Da Jiongyan didn't seem to expect that Fang Mo would say that, and he felt a little confused for a moment.