My summons are weird

If it wasn't for Lu Yu's persuasion, Noel, who couldn't wait, would have already dragged him to Xiao Jingjing, and he couldn't even wait for the "gift" to come to the study.

Lulu clenched her fists and then loosened them, and finally had no choice but to find a seat and sit down.

If this place is not the palace, and the person in front of him is not Noel, it should be a good option to let this place catch fire for no reason.

Noel followed Lu Yu's gaze meaningfully and glanced at Lulu, then closed his mouth thoughtfully, and stopped mentioning the gift.

He clapped his hands, and a group of maids came over with candied fruit and jerky, filling the table, and Lu Yu picked up a piece of dried fruit and fed it to Lulu as he expected, which made Noel smile slightly .

"Your Excellency Gluttonous came here unexpectedly. There should be something special that needs my help." Noel, who was chewing the jerky, took the initiative to bring the topic on the right track.

"It's a chance to talk about something serious." Lu Yu sighed inwardly, then nodded, "I hope to follow Sligo's army into the front line of Solon, preferably the area with the most defensive pressure."

Noel was startled, thought for a moment, and said in surprise: "Follow our legion..."

He frowned, but the corners of his mouth had already begun to rise.

"Your Excellency the Glutton, you don't worry about Divic."

Lulu, who was already confused about Lu Yu's use of Sligo, was taken aback when she heard the words, and looked at Lu Yu in confusion, wondering if Noel's guess was correct.

"One after another, he made strategic miscalculations. As the emperor, he must have doubts about the stability of his authority. During the war, the way to effectively eliminate these doubts is to obtain huge results."

"Ordinary dipping will continue to be damaged in the severe cold. Stalemate is a good thing for the whole Meera, but it is not good for Divic. He looks mediocre or even stupid against the backdrop of the surrounding countries. If the dipping disaster is over, he will It is unacceptable to him that the 'stain' cannot be washed away."

"Entering Solon, I am very likely to become the target of him and Solon's university schools. They will infinitely pile high expectations on me, and expect me to complete some impossible tasks."

Noel laughed loudly: "Your Excellency Gluttony is very relieved of me, aren't you afraid that I will also raise expectations on you?"

Lu Yu didn't say anything, just quietly stared into Noel's eyes.

Noel suppressed his smile, and thanked him solemnly and humbly: "Thank you for your trust. Two days later, the third dragon slayer legion will go to Solon for a replacement. I will let the legion leader meet you later. And let him fully cooperate with you."

"You don't ask me why I went to the front line?"

"I only know that you are here to end the impregnation, other than that I don't care about it." Noel said frankly, "The tide of magic power, the spirit of impregnation, there are too many troubles, and there are fewer rich people who come to Wangcheng to shop Quite a few, and it's a huge blow to my little coffers... There's no one who doesn't want peace, aren't you right?"

Lulu looked lovely, and the slender maids haunted the palace in groups, full of a sense of crisis, so she asked a question quickly.

"Can't it be faster?"

"Ms. Gulu, I am deeply sorry for this. It takes time to assemble and deploy the legion. Two days is already very unfriendly to the soldiers. I really hope that Your Excellency the Gluttonous One can postpone it for a day so that the soldiers reassembled from various places can to rest."

As the king of a country, Noel was already very friendly in discussing the deployment of his army with him. Lu Yu naturally understood what the other party meant, so he nodded.

"Three days."

Lu Yu found that he still couldn't see through Noel, but in terms of skill and governance level, he was obviously not in the same dimension as Diweik, Ravennis and others.

The only thing that is certain is that Noel is faithful to his desires, and his lust is definitely not an acting skill, because after he finished talking about the business, he immediately leaned the recliner towards himself, put his arms around his shoulders, and discussed the maids.

"Your Excellency Glutton, what do you think of these new maid uniforms I designed?"

The overall tone is black and white, one black and one white knee socks and lace gloves, where the flesh should be exposed, and where it should be hazy... Lu Yu carefully examined Noel, hesitating to speak.

He understands, he really understands.

Noel suddenly laughed heartily, and slapped Lu Yu's shoulder violently: "I see, you like it very much, are you interested in matching a set for Sera and Ms. Gulu, just give me the size, Sligo's tailoring skills are guaranteed."

Lu Yu's shameful heart moved, Sera would definitely not know how to wear it, but coaxing Lulu, maybe...

"I will think about it."

Noel observed Gulu's expression, stopped as soon as he saw it, and talked about another matter decisively.

"It is said that your Dawn collar has incorporated many black-clothed nuns from Pope Laurent. I don't think you have prepared new clothes for them..."

Lu Yu suddenly felt something, he found that Noel's eyes were shining.

"The uniform of the nun in black is too monotonous. The combination of deep black and gray is lifeless. You should add some bright colors to the dawn collar, establish the aesthetics of the morning collar, and make some distinctive logos... Are you interested? It's free."

Lu Yu politely rebuffed: "In this regard, I prefer to let Gulu do it. You may not know that she is also an excellent designer."

Hearing Lu Yu mentioning himself, Gulu raised his head proudly, and stared at Noel like a challenge.

"I see, I offended you." Noel apologized humbly, "The Dawn Territory is far away from the central area of ​​the Mera Continent, and it seems a bit closed. Ms. Gulu has worked so hard for the Territory and has not had a better dressing experience. It hurts..."

Accompanied by Noel's applause, the two maids stepped forward.

"Take Ms. Gulu to the 'New Products' warehouse to choose some suitable gifts." Noel said, "We will ship them to Chenxi afterward... These are some of my thanks, I hope Ms. Gulu will not shirk."

Lulu looked at Lu Yu hesitantly, saw him nodding slightly to her, and immediately agreed. Before leaving, she blushed and asked Lu Yu to come over as well for reference.

Noel changed his previous hippie smile and said seriously.

"The two of you are going to stay in Sligo for three days. It shouldn't be too late this time. Please let Ms. Gollum choose first. You have plenty of time to seek advice from Your Excellency the Gluttonous Eater. Now please give him to me. I want to talk to him. Let's discuss something important."

After watching Lulu leave, Lu Yu had to emphasize: "If it's the internal affairs of Sligo, please forgive me for not being able to provide any help. Neither the Chenxi leader nor I want to get involved in the four great powers."

Noel smiled and motioned Lu Yu to come with him.

Entering the mansion not far from the study, Lu Yu immediately regretted it.

How stupid to believe that this guy Noel really has something important to ask.

On the first floor of the mansion, beautiful girls of different races in various costumes stood in a row under the leadership of Xiao Jingjing. They were trembling with anxiety about the future, and all of them lowered their heads, but the maids who patrolled back and forth would be considerate. Cup their chins with your hands and tell them to smile.

Sirens in maid uniforms, cat ears in purple mage robes, magic foxes in nothing but aprons, elves in heavy armor...

With different clothes, different collocations, and different races, Lu Yu felt that he had plunged into the manga exhibition, and there were cosplayers everywhere.

Noel opened his arms towards the many beautiful girls of different races, then turned to face Lu Yu, and said excitedly: "Now Ms. Gulu is not with you, you can choose as you like... Don't worry, I won't tell her , and then it will be sent to Chenxi collar along with the clothes and items she selected."

Lu Yu covered his face, he didn't know what kind of expression to face this guy who was too "righteous".

Noel embraced his shoulders enthusiastically: "Your Majesty the Gluttonous One, I can understand why you are afraid of Sera God Chosen. After all, she has always been strong, and she must be very resistant to sharing with others, but you seem to be afraid of Gulu too. ma'am."

"This is not allowed. If you can't be strong, you will be controlled by these women. As a local lord, authority must be established, and you can't indulge her infinitely just because you love her."

Listening to Noel's experience talk, Lu Yu hurriedly interrupted, the misunderstanding was a bit too deep.

He wanted to directly point out that he didn't need to "choose a concubine", but he suddenly froze, rubbing his chin and thinking for a while.

Noel, who thought that his words had inspired Lu Yu, showed a gratified expression that could be taught by a child. He walked among the beautiful girls of different races and simply hugged a shivering rabbit-eared tribe, but when he saw Lu Yu...he immediately Let go.

He has always kept his word - let Lu Yu choose first.

"Your Majesty Noel seems to understand girls' thoughts very well?"

Noel smiled modestly: "I understand a little bit, it seems that Your Excellency the Gluttonous Eater needs to consult me... Papapa."

Accompanied by his clapping, the door of the mansion was closed tightly, and the maids led the girl of the foreign race to the corner. The curtains fell, the lighting crystals lit up, and the soundproof circle was activated, enveloping the two of them.

It's done in one go, and I can't help feeling... so skillful!

"Which beautiful girl is causing your gluttonous master a headache, you might as well tell me."

Lu Yu hesitated for a moment, and after careful consideration of his words, he said softly, "I know a girl, and she fell in love with another girl."

Noel, who had just waved to the maid for tea and cakes, waved repeatedly to stop the maid who was about to step into the soundproof circle.

He stared at Lu Yu in astonishment and surprise, those bright eyes made Lu Yu panic, worried that he might figure out something.

The astonishment on Noel's face quickly receded, replaced by a meaningful smile, and a silent grin on the corner of his grin... This was more frightening than him staring directly at himself.

"Does Your Excellency Glutton like to watch the beautiful girl?"

Lu Yu's head was buzzing.

He found it really difficult to chat with Noel, and he could always lead the conversation to unknown areas that were dark before his eyes, and he never tired of it.

This sentence contains too much information, and the single word "also" reveals a lot of things, but Noel didn't care at all, and laughed straight away, with an expression that I knew everything.

Before Noel was about to share something, Lu Yu hurriedly said: "I mean it literally, that is, a girl likes another girl, and it's a crush."

Noel finally stopped going crazy, the smile in his eyes disappeared little by little, and he asked seriously, "Is it the kind of liking I understand?"

Lu Yu collapsed, and Noel didn't say it was okay, so he had to make a supplementary explanation when he asked.

"It's just love, pure love."

"Women and women..." Noel stroked his chin and thought about it. After a long time, he raised his head, "What do you want to ask, Your Excellency the Glutton?"

"As you know, this is a one-sided secret love. The other party doesn't know the form of her feelings for me, and always thinks it's friendship... But that girl doesn't intend to stop here, she wants to go further , longing for her to know her own mind."

Noel clicked his tongue: "I don't know how the country of Lord Gluttony views this kind of relationship, at least in the continent of Mera, it is a taboo, and homosexuality in various religions and beliefs is filthy. Before the spirit came, the church in Solon’s country burned two such lovers privately, and no one was held accountable.”

"Loving each other but not having children is of no benefit to the country. This is what most nobles and rulers think about it. Even if I am, I will choose to ignore it... Don't be surprised by my confession, Your Excellency the Glutton, I am also the emperor, Sligo is my property, and for it to continue, there are certain things that I naturally oppose to some people."

Noel cautiously confirmed: "Maybe I should be thankful for this couple. They live in a special place where they don't have to worry about secularism or religion?"

Lu Yu nodded slightly.

"Then what remains is the relationship between the crush and the crush... Do you want to help them break it?"

"I want to first confirm how the crush thinks that she is loved by the same sex, and whether she can accept it... I have thought about a lot of words along the way, but they all seem unsafe, and I am worried that she will realize it."

Noel pondered for a while, then clapped his hands suddenly: "This is easy, in the name of being a guest, I will bring the crush to Sligo, and let me, a ridiculous and stupid guy in their eyes, arrange a 'story' for them , you only need to stand aside and observe to get the answer.”

"Your Excellency Gluttony, this method has been tried and tested. Every time I make fun of liars, I can always see countless details in this kind of sitcom."

After careful consideration, Lu Yu felt that Noel's method is indeed feasible.

As long as you arrange some special scenes, and bring Lulu to see them, and ask those questions logically, Lulu will not be aware of the real intention.

It's just...how should I speak?

In Noel's eyes, Lulu is his mistress, while Sela is the main palace. Once he says that Lulu is the crush, Noel will definitely guess what...

After much deliberation, Lu Yu decided to sacrifice one person's reputation in order to preserve Sera.