My summons are weird

"Does Your Majesty know about Xu?"

Noel spread his legs carelessly, and slumped on the soft chair eating preserved fruit without any image. When he heard "Xu Mou", he recalled it for a moment.

"If I remember correctly, Lord Gluttonous came to Meera for the first time and appeared at the Storm Prince's birthday party. At that time, Sera God Chosen violated the rules he set for you and a blood race."

Noel became interested, sat up straight, and leaned towards Lu Yu: "Is it her?"

Lu Yu nodded naturally.

"What about the crushed one?"

"The one who is choosing clothes." Lu Yu drank water to cover up his expression, and observed the changes in his expression unobtrusively.

Noel's smile gradually changed, and his smile made people frightened. Whenever he smiled like this, he must be thinking about something wrong.

"It turned out to be like this. Your Excellency the Gluttonous One hopes to use Ms. Gulu to include Ms. Xuyu in his pocket. It is really a bold and avant-garde way of playing. I am deeply inspired!"

Noel suddenly became agitated. He stood up and paced back and forth: "Why didn't I think that I could still play like this? This is really interesting... I must write it down."

Lu Yu's hand was grabbed by Noel, and he said gratefully: "In order to thank Your Excellency Glutton for your inspiration, I will immediately arrange the best script for you, the most reliable manpower, and try to let Ms. Gulu read it before the legion gathers." Some impressive performances."

Noel made a 100% mistake, Lu Yu was eager to explain, but the other party smiled meaningfully, and kept repeating: "Your Excellency Gluttony, we are all people with the same preferences. , I understand what you mean, I understand."

"I didn't expect you to be so amazing in this regard. I wonder if you can inspire me more. After the war is over, I will definitely strive to develop more tricks."

After coming to this world, this is the first person who can make Lu Yu's brain so confused that his language logic collapses. If you go against Noel's way of thinking, you will find it difficult to walk. Reading high-level magic books is not as exhausting as understanding his words. .

But if you can follow his train of thought and let yourself go with him...you will find that Noel's foot is always on the gas pedal. Impulsive loyalty accelerates the topic with an indomitable momentum, reaching the other side of the topic of "you know and I know".

Explanation is equal to covering up. In order to prevent Noel from getting darker and darker, Lu Yu can only acquiesce in the motives and reasons he prepared for himself.

If you say yes, I will not refute it.

The residence that Noel arranged for the two of them was full of sincerity. This was a small mansion not far from Noel's collection of the mansion of a beautiful girl of different races. It had always been a place he would visit when he was alone when he was depressed.

In order to welcome the two people to check in, the servants added a lot of decorations and replaced them with new bedding. Crystal purple and light pink were used for bedding, gauze curtains and curtains, which looked romantic and warm. Even the crystals used for lighting are selected from pink crystals with extremely low output.

Under the dense pink light, Lu Yu's face twitched.

There was only one bed in the room, but there were two jelly-like bouncy and soft pillows.

Lulu, who entered the room under the guidance of the servant, was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but marvel at the luxurious layout of the mansion.

"I just heard that Noel is very good at enjoying it. I saw it with my own eyes... How outrageous he is to enjoy it." Lulu touched the lighting pink crystal embedded on the wall, "The currently known pink magic crystal Lodes, one south of Cordzon and the other north of Sligo in the Antosol Mountains."

"So what, magic crystals are used to absorb magic power, they are just naturally formed magic power storage containers." Lu Yu curled his lips, "Could it be that the pink one has more magic power than ordinary crystals?"

"But it looks good. Nobles are keen to use these crystals to show their wealth and taste, and the price has always been high. When I participated in the competition, one of these crystals could sell for six or seven times the price of ordinary crystals."

Lu Yu watched it for a long time, but still insisted on his opinion in his heart: "It is a magic crystal."

"This carpet...is dragon scales!"

Lu Yu followed Lulu's gaze and lowered his head. The crimson blanket under his feet was soft and not sticky at all. It didn't touch the hard dragon scales he knew at all.

"They ground the dragon scales into powder, and then added a lot of materials to reshape it." Lulu looked at the blankets of different colors that fit together in the whole room, and exclaimed, "This is at least the scale of a giant dragon. ...He actually has the face to say that he no longer supports Dragon Slaying!"

Lu Yu felt that this had wronged Noel.

Sligo has a history of more than 500 years of dragon slaying. Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, the relationship with the dragon clan has been bad. It is inevitable that all the spoils of dragon slaying over the years cannot be circulated on the market.

Lulu accepted this explanation, but she immediately slapped the bed with grief: "How many potions can be refined, how many weapons and equipment can be forged, how many smelting technology breakthroughs can be made with these dragon scales... Noel actually used them to make blankets!"

"Huo Gu will also shed his old scales. I think he can meet your needs." Lu Yu comforted Lu Lu and sat down, and asked curiously, "Didn't you go to choose clothes? What about one?" Didn't bring them back?"

Seeing Lulu returning empty-handed, Lu Yu was more or less disappointed.

Without Sierra by his side, watching Lulu put on new clothes one after another, walking back and forth shyly in front of him... Lu Yu was shamefully moved. He once thought that he would be able to appreciate this tonight. Wonderful scene.

"Is there nothing you like?" Lu Yu asked again.

Lulu waved her hands again and again, and replied: "No, Noel's new product warehouse is very big, not so much a warehouse, I think he just found a palace to use as a warehouse. The dummy. There are things I have never seen and never heard of... I spent an afternoon shopping with the maids, and let them be my models. I tried a lot, and every piece made me feel emotional... Sligo is indeed the fashion center of Mela "

"Because I was so confused, I heard that you and him had finished the meeting, so I asked the maid to bring me back in a daze..."

Lu Yu did not hesitate to call the servant who was waiting for orders outside the mansion, and asked him to convey to Noel his request to go to the warehouse tomorrow.

"Tomorrow, I will go pick with you. I want to see what kind of warehouse this is."

Speaking of which, Lu Yu, who had already put on his pajamas, jumped onto the bed. The mattress was very elastic. He seemed to have fallen into a large ball of cotton, and his body was light.

The moment his head rested on the pillow that was similar in texture to slime, Lu Yu immediately sat up in shock.

"Lulu, why don't you sleep on the bed."

Lulu blinked suspiciously: "You mean, let me sleep alone? What about you?"

"I plan to sleep on the dragon scale blanket and feel the power of the giant dragon and its supreme luxury." Lu Yu said righteously.

"Then just roll up the dragon scale blanket and spread it on the bed."

"Ah this..."

Lulu took the pajamas prepared by the maids and started to take a bath.

Lu Yu in the bedroom watched the battle between heaven and man on the bed, and finally he closed his eyes and fell straight on the pillow.

As long as you fall asleep, there will be no unnecessary worries.

The fatigue of the whole day caught up with him. The soft bed and comfortable pillow quickly made him drowsy. Lulu hummed and the sound of water in the bath effectively helped him fall asleep. The big pillow fell asleep sideways.

Maybe it was because he was used to the hard bed for a long time, or maybe it was because his sleeping position was too stiff. In the pitch darkness, Lu Yu woke up vaguely.

The unsupported waist made him uncomfortable. He tried to turn over, but found that the touch on his arm was very soft, not like a pillow.

The dazed Lu Yu was sweating coldly after thinking of a certain possibility, and he carefully moved his gaze down.

Lulu's cute little face appeared where the pillow should have been, and she just occupied a large area of ​​her chest, like a pillow of the right size.

The room was silent, and Lulu's slight snoring was like a kitten's paw constantly stirring Lu Yu's heartstrings.

His eyes repeatedly moved on Lulu's pink and delicate face, as well as his own arms.

Lu Yu carefully opened Lulu's fist - she grabbed her pajamas.

He twisted his body little by little, intending to escape from her arms, which almost succeeded. He was smiling at the moment when he was about to escape, but then he noticed Lulu's posture.

After losing the "queen pillow", she curled up like a baby, desperately trying to hug something.

Lu Yu glanced at the pillow that he dropped off the ground at some point, and then at Lulu, recalling something.

Some not-so-happy things that happened when he didn't come to this world.

He didn't say anything, and quietly lay back in his original position, as if nothing had happened, letting Lulu grab him.

Lu Yu resisted the urge to push her hair back and look at her sleeping face. He decided that this is fine now.

Both he and she need a throw pillow.

It's just that Lu Yu is destined to be difficult to fall asleep tonight because he is someone else's pillow. He just stared at Lulu like this, his mind wandering. At some point, sleepiness hit him again. Instead of resisting, he fell down happily.

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"Ha~~~"

Lu Yu yawned fiercely, which caught Noel's attention.

"Your Excellency Gluttonous, didn't you take a break, did you arrange it inappropriately?"

Lu Yu hurriedly explained: "No, maybe it's because I'm more comfortable with the bed, so it's hard to fall asleep."

Noel didn't ask, but took a thoughtful glance at Gulu not far away who seemed to be in a particularly good mood and walked lightly, and then smiled in relief.

"There are many things in the new product warehouse that may be helpful to Your Excellency Gluttonous. Those are all good things that I don't plan to sell outside until the production can be guaranteed."

Lu Yu, who didn't understand the deep meaning of Noel's words, nodded perfunctorily.

As Lulu said, Noel just randomly found a new product in the palace.

Looking around, the resplendent palace is full of dummies in strange costumes, and the dazzling array of costumes makes people dazzled.

It is understandable that Lulu would be dazzled here. Noel is looking for eye-catching clothing ideas through continuous design exploration. In his words, the clothes here are basically fragments of inspiration. One knows which one will be a precious paint for his magic stroke at random, so he keeps them all in storage, and visits here from time to time.

The largest number are all kinds of maid outfits, from long to short, from silk to linen to unknown monsters, animal leather, from graceful to sexy...

The second is dresses and skirts of different shapes and colors.

Lu Yu was amazed, this is simply the largest clothing store in this era, but unfortunately, most of the time, Noel and his tailors only racked their brains for ladies.

With Noel around, people don’t spend too much time on men’s clothing. The only contribution is the comfortable underwear, but that is also the product of inspiration leftovers in the creation of women’s underwear.

Lulu followed the maid, and happily started today's selection journey from the clothes she didn't try on yesterday.

Lu Yu was inevitably curious: "Did you design these as a hobby, or..."

Noel said frankly: "It's because of my hobby."

He shook his head and sighed: "It's too boring. From the time I was born to the time I got the throne, more than 20 years, the clothes I saw were so monotonous, it was boring."

"It always breaks my heart when I see pretty girls in frivolous, puffy dresses and smugly think that's the most beautiful dress in the world...they deserve better clothes to show their true beauty Touching side."

"I am different from Divic, Ravennis, and those stupid city-state lords in history. The women in their eyes are naked, and I prefer to see them as if they are in the mist... Hazy, looming... Tsk tsk, That is the most beautiful appearance, far beyond the comprehension of vulgar people."

Noel patted Lu Yu on the shoulder: "Your Excellency Gluttony, you should understand?"

The corner of Lu Yu's mouth twitched. He really didn't know whether to agree or to remain silent, but he felt that no matter which one would affect Noel's efforts to continue sharing his loyalty to the ancient impulse.

For the sake of the ancient impulse, he undoubtedly dug deep into his talent and potential, and faithfully carried it out to the greatest extent. Lu Yu even suspected that he was so capable as the emperor just to be able to secure this position and enjoy more...

Reviewing Divac is easy.

Lu Yu is not qualified to evaluate Laurent.

Commenting on Noel...he couldn't find the words.

Lu Yu shook his head and smiled wryly, he could only feel that the unique land of Sligo had raised a strange king who was rare in thousands of years.

Seeing that Lulu and the maids were actively choosing, Noel suddenly lowered his voice and approached Lu Yu's ear.

"Women choose women, we have to treat ourselves better, Your Excellency Gluttony, please come with me, I have quite a few very good babies here, I will definitely satisfy you."

Noel is behaving like a bad friend with something good to share with you.