My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, the fat man cried. "This black big fairy, you just said 阎王? I remember that I and the big die are dead on Mars, can the king be on Mars?"

"And, Mars is so far from the Earth, black and white impermanence can go to Mars to hook people?" The big die also asked.

"God is omnipotent, nothing is impossible." Xiao Fei's incarnation of black impermanence said coldly. In fact, the landlord is not able to control Mars, black and white impermanence will not come to Mars. The mortal world mentioned in the fairy world also refers to the earth. The king of the king of the land is still only in China, and he can't manage it abroad. There are other gods in the world, not to mention the Mars. The earth is a plane that has been opened up, and Mars is an unopened place of chaos.

The soul is a spirit, it is a group of qi, if there is no ghost, it is easy to be blown away. Therefore, the Chinese who died in foreign countries, who died on Mars, will never have an afterlife. The **** of death in foreign countries regards the soul of their country as an ant, and the foreign soul as a fart.

However, the fat man and the big die are the beginners of the immortal, and they do not know these cultivating scholars. It is easy to believe. "It seems that we can only accept the fact that we are dead." The fat man said, "The sigh is that I am a rich second generation in the mortal world, and many have not enjoyed it yet."

"Me too, I haven't had a good time with Zhang Qianqian, so I am sorry!" said the big die.

"In addition, I still can't bear my parents. Although they are very strict with me, but now I think about them, they know that they are all good for me, and they have never been selfish." The fat man said sadly, "Give me food, give me Wear, give me money, but I never gave them anything."

"I can't bear to leave my dad. Although he usually trains me rigorously, it makes me suffer a lot, but it makes me a lot more powerful than other students. He gave me the greatest wealth in my life." The big fangs said very sadly. "I don't know how sad he is when I know that I am dead."

"I remembered my parents when I was dead, what did I do early?" Black impermanly sneered: "Now you have finished the life, everything in the world is turned into dust. Including family, friendship, love... well, still Have money."

"We know that when people die, money can't take away," said the fat man.

"However, you can give me the money." Xiao Fei said, "I have a bank card here, and I will transfer all the pocket money that you have accumulated."

"Give you a transfer?" The fat man and the big die suddenly became alert. They have encountered a lot of telecom fraud before, and they used all kinds of reasons to transfer them. But black and white impermanence made them transfer money, this is the first time.

"In any case, you are already dead. You can't bring the money to the sinister house. How about transferring money to me?" Black said.

"I heard that black and white impermanence is a land fairy, do you want money from the mortal?" asked the fat man.

"How do I feel that I have encountered a liar?" said the big die.

"You don't know this. Although the local government can't use the mortal money, I have no need to use it for me. But as long as it is money, it is always useful." Black impermanence is very annoying and said: "We are immortal You can buy the mortal people with these money, let them build a temple to rebuild the golden body or something... In short, I can't tell you, your cultivation is too low. I don't bother to explain to you, you can transfer money to me. ”

"That's okay, but give you a transfer, what good is it for us?" asked the fat man.

"You dare to bargain with my black impermanded fairy!?" Black impermanence.

"Although you are tall in the **** fairy, we can't give you the money, you have to give it a good point." The fat man said with an unusual bachelor, "We are all dead anyway, not afraid of pain?"

"Is it?" Black sneer sneer. "This seat will let you know now, offending the last one."

After that, I picked up the chain and licked a whip on him. "Hey!" The body of the fat man suddenly had a blood mark, and he wowed and screamed.

However, the impermanence of the black is still non-stop, and a whip and a whip continue to beat him. The fat man was pumping all over the place, and he kept asking for mercy: "Black Daisong is forgiving, forgive!"

"You are dead now, what life is there, you are only beaten by the soul!" Black impermanly sneered. Continue to fight, but my heart is quietly secretly saying: "You are a dead fat man, just don't know how many times I am flying, I said that I will not come to save you, this is to let me end!"

Poor fat man, being beaten, do not know what the reason is.

"Hey, fat guy, do you know the pain?" Suddenly, a flash of light flashed out of the big fangs. "Isn't that the soul doesn't know the pain? Is it true that the two of us are not dead?"

"No?" The fat man stopped screaming and said.

"You are dreaming?" said Black Impermanently. "After people die, ordinary people will not hurt you. This is a fairy. It hurts to beat you. Otherwise, what is the 18th floor of Hell?" The soul is not physically attacked, but the magic attack damage is doubled."

"Okay, well, on the fairy, I know the wrong, please don't hit me." The fat man continued to ask for mercy.

"Then you still can't transfer to me?" Black said.

"Transfer, transfer!" The fat man hurriedly agreed.

"Well, look at the money, this seat will temporarily spare you." Xiao Fei changed the black impermanence to see that he was punished enough, he stopped beating. After that, I took out a bank card and handed it to the fat man, and asked casually: "How much is there in your bank card?"

"There is a blackmail on the black, there are a total of 500,000 in my bank card." The fat man said.

"There are so many private money!" Xiao Fei was shocked and immediately stunned: "I hate this guy, I have been crying in front of me in peace, going to the side of the Tibetan side, and saying that I and the big die have eaten him poorly. I believe it. It’s really not at the last minute, I never know how much he has hidden."

The fat man took Xiao Fei’s bank card and took out his mobile phone to prepare for mobile phone transfer. After turning on the phone, I found that the phone couldn't be connected to the Internet: "Black on the fairy, can't turn the account, there is no signal on Mars!"

"I have forgotten that I have this." Xiao Fei's black impermanence, slyly said, "Hateful China Mobile, actually did not make the business on Mars!"

After that, I had to retreat the bank card.

The big die saw a long sigh of relief: my 10,000 pieces of pocket money saved. Oh, no! I am already dead now, what is the use of keeping pocket money?

(End of this chapter)