My Teacher is Sun Wukong

"Black impermanence, please don't be discouraged." The fat man not only did not laugh at Xiao Fei, the mobile company did not make the business Mars, but squinted and said: "Although we can't transfer money to Daxian now, I can dream of letting my father give You turn. I heard that as a soul, you can dream about your loved ones."

"Would you like to give your loved ones to your loved ones?" He smiled innocently. "If people can communicate with people in the sun after they die, isn't the three worlds messed up?"

"Then what happened to those loved ones I had heard before, what happened?" asked the big die.

"That is the soul of the land, use this to bribe the ghost difference." Xiao Fei's black impermanence thumb and index finger **** moved a few times, said.

"The original place can not be separated from the money!" The big die suddenly realized.

"What do you think?" The fat man disdainfully mocked the big teeth. "Although money is not a panacea, but no money is impossible, have you ever heard a saying? Money has the power to make ghosts." "Black impermanence, if you let me dream, I can let my dad give you millions, or even 10 million." He choked up: "For his dead son can live well in the underworld, I believe He will pay for more money."

"Well, yes, you are very filial, and still want to let your father send me a remittance." Black nodded appreciatively nodded. But my heart is thinking: I only need your pocket money, my father's I will not lie.

"Black Daxian, look at my filial piety for you..." said the fat man with a sullen face.

"Speaking of it, you still want me to give you some benefits..." Xiao Fei said coldly. He is too familiar with the fat man, just through an expression, he can see through his heart, liver, spleen and lungs. Not too annoying to say: "Speak straight, what do you want!?"

"I want to let the big fairy take advantage of it, look at the money, give me ... and big teeth. Make a good job in the land, or vote for a good baby in the next world." Fat man said.

"Well, I haven't forgotten the big die at this time. It seems that you are not completely loyal." Xiao Fei said. In fact, his character Xiao Fei is very clear, he will not speak loyalty only when he is afraid of death. Under normal circumstances, you will not forget the brothers.

Deliberately teasing him and asking: "You first talk about what kind of fetus you want to cast in the next life."

"I want to be a super rich second generation!" said the fat man.

"What about you?" Xiao Fei asked the big die again.

"I want to... be a beautiful woman." Dafang said, "I am very hard to pursue Zhang Qianqian in this world, but I still can't catch it. I want other people to try it in the next life, and I have been tortured countless times."

"Oh, interesting." Xiao Fei's black impermanence said.

"Or else, what will the next generation let me be a prince?" The fat man has a whimsy: "I heard that people reincarnation, not necessarily on the future of the earth, and may also vote for an equal plane."

"Or you can go to Xiu Xian, Xiu Wu, and you can go to the martial plane." The big die also followed. In fact, the next generation of women, but also his heart can not pursue Zhang Qianqian. His real thoughts are still to cultivate immortals, or to cultivate martial arts and cultivate vindictiveness.

"You two think it's pretty beautiful, but unfortunately, all of this is what you are dreaming about." Xiao Fei sneered.

"So, ask the immortal, how can I vote for such a good baby?" asked the fat man.

"Use this." Xiao Fei once again licked his fingers and said: "The next generation is to be a man, a hundred coins to buy. There is no difference between men and women in the cultivation of the world, there will be mortal, after all, the mortal girl The body is generally more vulnerable than the boy. To invest in a wealthy family, a thousand dollars. To be cast into the second generation of the rich, the second generation of the family, 10,000 coins..."

"As for the royals, the martial arts, and the vindictive planes that are cast into other planes, they are not accessible to ordinary souls of yours. Not only need money, but also have relationships and foundations..."

"Simply put it, the souls of Yangshi are ferry people, and the ghosts receive people, so they are called related. Those ancient martial artists, and those who have made great contributions to the world and have great merits, are called foundations. They have Opportunity to reincarnate to a lower level of cultivation, laying the foundation for future generations."

For example, Chen Mengqi and the old lady who met the blue rain butterfly last time. She is the receptionist. If she does not do bad things and is dead, she will be able to reincarnate to the cultivation plane and be a prince. And Xiao Laotou, Tang Li and other ancient warriors, if Xiao Fei does not lead them to cultivate immortals, they may also reincarnate to the cultivation plane in the next life.

"It turns out that not only the sun, but also the money in the underworld, pay attention to the relationship..." The big die could not help but sigh.

"One hundred dollars, one thousand coins? Not too much, I took it out!" The fat man said in disapproval.

"Do you think that the currency is the renminbi?" Xiao Fei sneered: "The real money is exchanged for its own merits. If you use one million yuan in the mortal world, you may not be able to change to a money." That is to say, because there is no place for exchange between the two, and there is no specific exchange rate."

"Now I am already dead. Please ask Daxian to give us a look. How many coins are there after I go down, what kind of tires can I cast in the next life?" asked the fat man.

"You used to be greedy and wealthy, timid and afraid of death, and did not make things that are good for the people. You don't have any money in your body." Xiao Fei sneered: "And you are still flying a few bastards, so you will be the next generation. , I want to cast a pig!"

"Put a pig!!" The fat man was crying and sulking, almost desperate, and asked: "You have a relationship with Fei Shao, but also for him?"

"Of course, what is the cultivation of people? The land of our land, we must look at his face to do things." Xiao Fei said.

"I have already told you not to fly less, who is your mouth?" said the big die.

"It seems that even if it is in the underworld, you can't offend flying!" The fat man finally understood.

"You know it!" Xiao Fei said coldly.

"In addition, I still want to ask one thing." Dafang said.

"You ask," Xiao Fei said.

"After people die, they can reincarnate. It is no wonder that there are many people who want to commit suicide. I can't do this in my life. I want to live a better life. Even people often say: After 18 years, Laozi is a hero." Asked: "Is it really easy to reincarnate?"

"This is their misunderstanding." Xiao Fei sneered: "The reincarnation of people is a major event in the Three Realms. It is the most important rule of the Three Realms. It is a six-cycle reincarnation. It is easy to commit suicide. It is simply a rule of the Three Realms. ""

(End of this chapter)