My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 185 Don't Think About Mess

  Study for a week, and it’s halfway through May.

  The electric fan is always on, and now the daytime temperature has often risen to 30°C, and the clothes are quite cool. If he doesn't go out, Jiang He still likes to walk around the house in pajamas.

  I just don’t understand, these poetry articles, and why Xiao Ming Xiaohong, who has nothing to look for, does those weird silly things.

  Obviously they can go out together, but it happens that one person goes out first and is very slow to wait for the other person to chase.

  You can count your head clearly, but you have to count the feet of rabbits and chickens...

  This rabbit raiser must also be a pervert like Xu Qing who likes feet.

   Jiang He squeezed his fist and stared at Xu Qing with bad eyes, and transferred his anger towards the old farmer.

   "Reading has many benefits, the most intuitive thing is to make money!"

   "How to make money?"

   "The fastest way to make money is to grab a bank, but if you use violence to grab it, you will be caught and collapsed.

  If you know how to read, as long as you study their knowledge, hide in the bank through recruitment, work hard, and hide your ideas, you can squeeze money out of the bank without even knowing it, even the police can't catch you. "

  "……"

  "……"

   "That's called part-time job, right?"

   "Congratulations on becoming a smart Xiaohe Miao Evolution 1.0."

  Jiang He is already immune to Xu Qing, this person likes to have nothing to tease her.

  "Don't squeeze my feet." She lowered her head and held the book, her feet swayed on the sofa, obviously not shy now, Xu Qing still likes to squeeze.

   "Okay, I'm out, you stay at home by yourself."

"Oh."

Listening to Xu Qing taking the key phone, and then turning to go out, Jiang Hepia threw the book aside, stretched his waist and sighed, then got up from the sofa, leaned on the window and opened a gap, watching Xu Qing walk away. Out of the community.

  The sun is scorching outside, I don’t know what to go out...

   She hummed and made sure that Xu Qing had gone far, then turned back and turned the fan around.

   "Oh oh oh oh~"

   "Wow~"

  Fun.

  The mobile phone's WeChat ding dong, Jiang He picked it up and took a look.

  Xu Qing: "Don't make any strange noises at the fan."

  Jiang He was shocked, ran over and opened the window again to make sure that Xu Qing did not turn back.

   Jiang He: "I don't have one!"

  Xu Qing: "There is no best. You are nineteen years old and a mature adult."

   Putting down the phone, Jiang He lay on the balcony and stared outside. After watching for a while, he wondered whether to go out and stroll, and finally gave up.

  She couldn't pick up the book either, she couldn't help but a surge of anger when she saw those people who were very mentally handicapped.

  Look at the watch if you don’t know the time!

  Run if you want to catch up quickly!

  How long will it be full, wait for it to be full and see the time!

  Everything counts!

   Jiang He squeezed his fist, resisting the urge to split the math book into pieces with a sword, and sat down in front of the computer to turn it on.

The   windows boot page flashed, this is the happiest thing.

As a modern person, it’s really not easy to learn so many things. Jiang He remembered that when he was a child, he sat on the roof and soaked in the sun. When she was her age, the childhood version of Xu Qing was probably lying in front of the desk thinking like her. .

  The computer is such a treasure...

  She took the mouse and clicked, and finally opened the "Computer Tutorial From Beginner to Master", and said that she would learn, and the same is true for learning this.

   Stunned and learned that the sunset was slanting, Jiang He looked at the D disk space and fell into contemplation.

There is only one movie folder in   , which occupies more than 300 gigabytes, but it shows that the memory is full?

   Could it be broken...

   Picked up the phone and planned to ask Xu Qing to ask. After thinking about it, Jiang He put down the phone, opened Baidu, and tapped the keyboard with One Finger Zen.

  As early as after she learned Pinyin, the handwriting board retired honorably. Young people shouldn’t use it.

  "D drive shows that the memory is insufficient. The reason may be that the D drive contains hidden system files, cache files, etc. The solutions are as follows:

  ……」

  Following the steps, Jiang He was surprised to find that there was an extra folder, which was bigger than the movie folder.

   Solve another problem on his own.

  ……

  When Xu Qing came back, Jiang He had already prepared dinner, a plate of fried pork with garlic moss, a plate of tiger skin peppers, plus bitter gourd with cold dressing, and a table of simple home-cooked dishes.

   "Why are you staring at me?"

   "No, nothing."

  "Have you studied this afternoon?" Xu Qing felt that something was wrong.

   "Learn...cough, I learned."

   Jiang He stuffed his head and grilled rice, and secretly glanced at Xu Qing.

   "Your face is a little red." Xu Qing said.

"hot."

   "Is it hot?"

   "Well, it's very hot."

   "Take that fan here."

  Xu Qing put down the bowl and turned the fan in one direction, turned off the head swing function, and gave Jiang He the first gear.

  He doesn’t feel hot, maybe because he didn’t cook, it’s really a bit hot to cook in summer... Xu Qing thought about buying a larger electric fan and putting it in front of the kitchen when cooking, it would be much better.

  The meal is finished.

Xu Qing packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen as usual. Jiang He sat on the chair and did not move. He turned to stare at the door of the kitchen. The sound of water and the clash of dishes came from inside. She took a deep breath and looked at the computer erraticly. there.

   "Well, tell me what you don't, and I will give you the topic."

  The period from washing the dishes to seven o’clock is the time for lectures. Xu Qing attaches great importance to it and enriches the basic cultural qualities of this little old lady from the Tang Dynasty.

  At the same time, improve your authority at home.

  If the force is not enough, then the intelligence, how to say it is from Jiangcheng University, it is easy to tutor elementary school homework.

   Jiang He looked absent-minded, holding the math book not to be angry at Xiao Ming’s mental retardation problem, his eyes floated on Xu Qing, and when he saw Xu Qing sideways looking at her, he quickly pretended to be listening seriously.

  At the time of the live broadcast, Jiang He went into the bedroom to change clothes, but within a few minutes, she put on her shirt and sun protection shirt, and tied her hair out.

  "Why did you turn off your audio?" Xu Qing was preparing for the live broadcast. After a few tinkering with no sound, she realized that the audio switch had been pressed.

   "That... I'm tired of listening to cross talk."

  "……"

   inexplicable.

  Xu Qing scratched his head, thinking for a moment without any clues, turned on the TV, went to the utility room to take out his clothes hanger and chain mail, and was ready to perform hand rubbing the armor.

The live broadcast room has stabilized hundreds of people, and even Xu Qing doesn’t know what these hundreds of people are watching. Two days ago, he tried it and asked Jiang He to remove him from the live broadcast station. The number of people would be less than half. Withdrawal and let Jiang He play the game, the number of people will be reduced by more than half.

  Two people must be here at the same time, plus the three figures of Zhong Kui appearing together, to have that atmosphere. A group of sand sculpture netizens watched it very happily.

  Jiang He only played his own games silently. Xu Qing was responsible for chatting with them while pinching the hoop. After half an hour of pinching, he started to stand, and the live broadcast room was quiet, leaving only the sound effects and background music of Jiang He playing the game.

Jiang He's score has risen to more than 1,500 points, which is relatively high in the duel field. Adding to the factors such as a tattered body, it is very high. Some people even want to fill her with a set of fashions and rush to 1600 points. Chong, was rejected by other sand sculpture netizens.

   "What I watched is the initial costume to beat those fancy dishes!"

   "Yes, that's right, if you want to recharge, the anchor will charge it early, do you think it’s like someone who is short of money?"

   "This is what people play, using normal equipment to climb to the top."

   "Go to 1600, I will reward the Rockets!"

   "Pinch the armor, I will reward two!"

   "Wake up, there is no rocket here."

   "Is the armor sold, the anchor?"

  「+1」

  「+1」

   "Eight hundred, I want it!"

   "I'm out of nine hundred!"

  「……」

  The live broadcast room of hundreds of people is different from the original dozens of people. The barrage has been floating by, and it is much more lively than the live broadcast rooms of singing and dancing. Hundreds of people just played an atmosphere of thousands of people.

   "Not for sale, for my own use, I will wear it to fight."

   Xu Qing kept holding on, picking up questions to answer.

   was originally to accompany Jiang He to fool around, but now it seems to be a bit popular, which makes him feel a little subtle.

  Can it really be done?

  Maybe this will be the top, unless Jiang He wore the tattered suit in the game and climbed to the top in the national costume.

  Well, it seems that at 1600 points, someone used Alipay to win the duel directly.

But the odds are too small. The current division is not just a large group of local tyrants, many of them are rich and skilled. Jiang He has already struggled to win. Others can make five or six mistakes, and she can only make two or three mistakes. There are also careers. The reason... the female shooter is not strong in this version.

  "Can you sell this for 900?" Jiang He asked.

  "It took me a month to squeeze out two sleeves. Nine thousand is about the same."

   "Nine thousand, I bought it!"

  「The Tyrant 666......」

   "Awesome!"

  Xu Qing looked at the barrage a little speechless.

   "...just to talk about, there should be some change hands on the salted fish, you can search it, it won't be so expensive." He shook his head and smiled.

  It’s actually quite fun to chat with sand sculpture netizens, much better than doing things alone.

  When I first did up, no one saw it. It was very difficult to do. Later, some people started to interact with each other and it was more fun.

"When we do live broadcast, we just have nothing to do, experience the experience, and don’t plan to do anything. You guys, give gifts or something, give them a gift if you have spare money, and don’t go up, so that you don’t get caught by your husband and wife. Ear scolding..."

  Xu Qing slowly pinched the hoop to talk to them, and suddenly a large row of barrage floated by:

   "What wife? What is that?"

   "There is such a thing as a husband in the world? I haven't seen it in more than 20 years."

   "Watching a live broadcast and getting a crit, it's too difficult to be a single dog"

   "Cough... I'm sorry, I'm used to it, I think I have them all." Xu Qing thought about it with the wicked person, and looked up: "Actually, there is a good wife. Look...wife, kiss one."

   "..." Jiang He shook his hand, he was caught in the game and he was caught in the game, "Go away!"

  A line of barrage floats past hahaha.

  Hu Tong was playing games on his computer, and another window opened the live broadcast room. Above it was Xu Qing Jianghe and Zhong Kui. The background music was ringing. Listening to Xu Qing's words inside, he couldn't help but move the corners of his mouth, showing a little smile.

   felt fresh at first, but was attracted by the male anchors and watched it for a few more days. Later, I really liked the atmosphere here.

There is no day-to-day attention and gifts, nor do they follow the audience's request to do what to broadcast. Two people are just playing, one is playing his own game seriously, and the other is idle, either standing or rubbing armor and then chatting with them casually nonsense, usually. Are like friends.

To be precise, I have never asked for attention, not even once. Sometimes when someone gives gifts, they don’t bluff, but girls sometimes tentatively ask who it is for. Sand sculpture netizens say it is for rubbing armor. of.

  If the guy rubbing the armor asks, it becomes for another person.

   If two people asked at the same time, it might be for Zhong Kui.

  "I met at the beginning of my youth, always in my heart

  Years will not diminish your affection

  How can the picturesque country be compared?

  The scenery you gave me~"

  Singing in a low voice to the background sound of the live broadcast room, Hu Tong suddenly wanted to fall in love.

  Think about quarreling, so tired, let’s forget it.

  ……

   "Are you guys quarreling?"

  A barrage floated by, and Xu Qing snorted.

   "Quarrel? We all do it directly."

"what?"

   "Fuck? Tell me more!"

   "Who beat who?"

   "Anyway, it's okay to have never quarreled before. It's too violent to elaborate."

  After Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He glanced at him obliquely.

   "I seem to know why you are making armor..."

   "Think carefully!"

  「Ultimate Protection Measures」

   "Can people who practice martial arts be bullied by women?"

   "Don't be arrogant, my armor is not ready yet."

  Xu Qing smiled and shook his head.

   "How can a couple not quarrel, just solve the problem..."

   "Your solution to the problem is to be beaten!"

  「The truth」

   "It's so pitiful to make armor."

  All of nonsense, half an hour later, Xu Qingli practiced in the back, and suddenly there was another wave of sympathy.

  Not only to be beaten, but also to stand fine.

  Sand sculpture netizens are of course joking, Xu Qing didn't care, but he never expected that the ghost animal would turn to him.

   "Get the job done!"

  At the end of one hour, Jiang He closed the live broadcast room, uploaded today's video, and stretched out.

   "You seem to be better suited to do this than me. I will chat with them and make jokes."

   "So do you want to be a food blogger?"

   "I... I will think about it." Jiang He said.

Xu Qing nodded, moved his wrists and moved the hanger and two sleeves into the utility room. The iron rings and pliers were put away. The mess in the living room would make it look uncomfortable. After everything was organized, he sat back to his position. , Seeing Jiang He was reading with a language document, he picked up the computer to do business.

  "Why are you so far away from me?" After cutting the video for a while, Xu Qing turned to ask.

  He just discovered that Jiang He did not sit on the sofa together as usual today, but sat on the other side with a small stool.

   "Huh? Oh."

  Jiang He seemed to react, and slowly sat down beside him.

   Take a look at Xu Qing, then take another look.

"what's wrong with you?"

   "I'm fine!" Jiang He suddenly raised his voice, leaned into his arms confidently, and continued reading.

  ?

  Xu Qing was a little stunned.

   "Do things well, don't want to mess around." Jiang He pushed his face straight.

  This person dared to do anything, so he kicked him back to the room.

  (End of this chapter)