My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 186 Who did it

  If the current life can continue unchanged, Xu Qing feels that she is probably happy.

  But nothing in the world will never change.

  If he moved to the utility room, if Jiang He slept in the master bedroom, if he threw out the stem, Jiang He could occasionally catch it.

  Even Jiang He has also learned how to hold up, using modal particles such as ‘嚯’ to express surprise.

After    changed, something went wrong with it.

  May 23rd.

  "Aren’t you going out to play today?"

   What Jiang He said made Xu Qing feel familiar.

   "You are not right."

   "I'm right." Jiang He lowered his head and said.

   "No, you...you can take a break if you don't want to learn, don't always think about spending me."

  Xu Qing attributed the reason to the math book, because Jiang He just asked: Why doesn’t this old man directly state how old he is, so he insists on making the title difficult Xiaoming?

  It can be seen that she is very annoyed. This should be the first time empathizing with Xiaoming.

  If there is such a person in reality, when asked about his age, how many years ago my age was a multiple of yours, how many years later my age will be the remainder...Balabala, Jiang He should not be able to help but stab him with a sword.

  Things are better.

  Xu Qing felt that she could not bear it either.

  Poor heroine...

  If you are done and buy a set of three-year junior high school textbooks, I don’t know if she will run away.

   "This is here for us. I learned a book for half a year. You don't have to work hard..."

   "Diligence can make up for one's weakness."

   Jiang He lay on the table writing and drawing on the book.

   "It's up to you."

  Xu Qing continued to do her own thing. The sky outside was rarely overcast, and it was no longer as hot as the previous few days. He sat in front of the window holding the computer, and Xi Xi cool breeze came in through the open window.

   "It may rain."

   "It’s best to cool down."

  Xu Qing also thought it was pretty good. Looking at his comment area, Qin Maocai and Xu Wenbin seldom raised their heads. The old man was busy making armor, and only Xu Wenbin came to leave a comment from time to time.

  There is a message in the private message, open it and see, it is a domestic martial arts mobile game, a small manufacturer who has never heard of it, I want to talk about cooperation.

  Xu Qing was very happy for the advertisement to offer cooperation, and then rejected him.

  Accepting advertisements so early is not good for development.

As a person who has never asked for Sanlian's attention at the beginning of the video, Xu Qing thinks that he is still relatively pure. The audience is looking at the content and has nothing to do with others. Before the content is watched, he will first ask for Sanlian. This operation is more or less. Dip the point, people don’t even know what the video is, so let’s pay attention to it first, isn’t this sick...

  So he only mentions it at the end, and can see the end without turning it off halfway, which means that it can be seen by people, and then it can be three consecutive times.

  The beginning of the article is straight to the subject, and it does not take a few seconds or even dozens of seconds to say hello. Xu Qing thinks this is one of the reasons why his video makes people comfortable to watch.

  As for advertising...unless the other party gives too much, or is a big manufacturer, you can consider it. For now, it is unlikely.

After half an afternoon quietly passed by, Xu Qing finished today’s work, stretched out and walked gently to Jiang He to see how she was doing. It was Xiao Ming from the book with a sword in her head. , Four or five darts.

  "Diligence can make up for one's weakness?"

  "..."

   Jiang He, who was trying to doodling on the textbook, instantly closed the book and stared at the cover to study.

  "If you feel strenuous, let it go first." Xu Qing said.

  "Have you been like this before?"

  Jiang He remembered the nine-year compulsory education, but he could survive for nine years.

   "Yes, if you don't learn well, you will even get spanked by the teacher."

   "It's too pitiful." Jiang He shook his head sympathetically, then stood up and went to the computer, "The computer is still fun."

  "..."

   Watching Jiang He play Ultraman Tiga, holding her leg on the chair comfortably enters the viewing mode, Xu Qing helps her pack up the draft paper and pens, and opens the book to see the graffiti just now.

  It looks decent, the style of the sword is the one I bought from a certain treasure.

   "It makes up for childhood."

  Xu Qing sighed, “I thought that way back then. Computers are really fun. Later, I was afraid of being eliminated by society, so I studied hard and then went to university.”

   "Will it be eliminated?"

"I don't know. After all, I have read books, and now I can stay at home comfortably. I should have the credit for reading. Although cutting the video does not require school knowledge, I have been studying for more than ten years, which has shaped the harmony of the three views. The way of thinking, as well as the more choices that my academic qualifications provide me."

  "You are doing routines and I am learning."

"It's just telling the truth. There are many things you can do without reading, but you can live as if you haven’t read a book, and vice versa. It’s hard to go to the office to sit in the office and blow the air conditioner without reading, be a teacher, and do it. Finance, data analyst...

  Speaking of speaking, I have also tested Mandarin. At the beginning, I wanted to be a teacher. Now this is still in my options. "

  Xu Qing flipped through Jiang He's textbook casually, remembering the original plan, and sighed quietly.

  There is no regret medicine in life. Although administrative punishment is not affected, it is very troublesome during the political trial. This is one of the reasons why he chose to stay at home to make videos after graduation.

   "Is it good to be a teacher?"

   "The kind that mainly likes children...you don't understand it, I think it's very interesting to correct their homework and composition."

   "I understand, the stupidity of a child."

  "?"

  Xu Qing looked sideways.

"Your mother said that you watched Ultraman when you were young, held a flashlight on the TV, crying and yelling to make Diga stand up, she thought you were crazy." Jiang He pointed to Diga on the computer, the giant of light was X-ray the monster to death.

  She was puzzled, "Isn't this great?"

  I can't imagine the scene of a little bit of green nose and tears holding the TV and crying bitterly.

   "Wait until you see the last episode, you will understand."

  Xu Qing put down the book blankly, and took out his mobile phone to find out the family who fell in love with each other.

   "@家花钱的人, mom, can you stop talking to Jiang He?"

   Zhou Suzhi: "What did I say?"

  Xu Qing: "Ultraman, Big Goose, Dog... Others and their daughter-in-laws are bragging about how good their son is and how good they are. Is it interesting for you to leave here to turn over the dark history..."

  Xu Wenbin: "Do you have a white history?"

   Jiang He: "In a daze/"

  Fuck!

  Xu Qing shook her hand and looked up at Jiang He who was holding the phone.

  "When did you get into the group?!"

   "Last time you were reading in the study, my aunt and I were chatting outside, and she added me in."

  "Why didn't you make a sound?" Xu Qing looked down. There were indeed four people displayed in the group chat. He hadn't paid attention if Jiang He hadn't spoken.

  Qunli Zhou Suzhi is already asking when Jiang He went to eat...

   "Why do you have the feeling that you are already familiar when I didn't know it?" Xu Qing found it weird.

   Jiang He held his mobile phone and lowered his head to write in response to Zhou Suzhi, "Is there any?"

"There's none?"

  ...

  Zhou Suzhi happily took the phone and typed, Xu Wenbin sat aside and looked at the photos Zhou Suzhi sent him.

   Above is Xu Qing holding the computer at work.

   "Where did it come from?" Xu Wenbin felt strange, "That kid pretended to..."

   "Why pretend, I asked Jiang He to shoot this."

  Zhou Suzhi curled her lips, “I said I missed him very much, and then asked Jiang He to take a picture to see what he was doing, and Jiang He took a picture for me.”

  "..."

  Xu Wenbin zoomed in on the picture, looked at Xu Qing and pushed his glasses seriously, without speaking.

   "He hasn't gone out to spend money, and he hasn't gone out to cause trouble. What are you not satisfied with?"

   "Did I say anything?" Xu Wenbin stood up angrily, turned and went into the study.

  ...

  Until he saw the finale, Jiang He didn't know what to cry. Although Dijia was petrified and sunk into the water, the movie would definitely survive the monsters in the end. The first dozen episodes were all this routine.

  Sure enough, Xu Qing was very stupid when she was a child.

   Jiang He despised Xu Qing with his eyes.

   "Why look at me like this?"

   "You used to be a stupid kid."

   "Children are stupid."

   "Little words are very smart." Jiang He gave an example to refute Xu Qing's words.

   "That's because you didn't see her stupid side. A few years ago, when she changed her teeth, she was very desperate and thought she was going to die, so she ran over to say goodbye to me."

  "..."

   Jiang He hugged his leg and stopped talking, and moved the mouse to click on the computer.

  It seems that she was like that when she was a child—I remember when she was just practicing martial arts, one day she practiced boxing, and her teeth fell by her own. She could understand that her arm was chopped off with a knife, and she could also understand that her mouth fell out of teeth with a punch, and it was normal for the boss to beat someone else's teeth.

But she couldn’t understand why her teeth fell by herself. She was completely lost without touching them. This shocked her and thought she was going to die soon, because there was an old man in the stockade who also lost his old teeth. It was bare, and died within a few months...

   "Why do children's teeth fall by themselves"

  Although she knew it was normal, she still wanted to know the principle.

   "Why do people bleed by themselves"

   "I won't bleed." Xu Qing leaned over and said casually.

   "Of course I know you can't flow!" Jiang He was about to stare at him with his eyes.

   "I don't know why, let's take a look."

"go away."

  "Then I will check it myself."

  Curiosity and seeking knowledge are human instincts. Xu Qing only knows a rough idea, because of the physiology, but why I can’t tell the specifics.

   "I think it's weird." Jiang He rubbed his eyes, and studied with Xu Qing how this kind of thing was not normal, but he was very accustomed to it.

   "A boy and a girl are discussing physiological differences together, what's wrong?"

   "Very dirty."

   "Um... I'm sorry, I apologize."

  Xu Qingdao, "Sometimes I think of you as a modern girl...I was negligent."

  "Can you discuss this issue with modern girls?"

   "No, only when modern girls are girlfriends." Xu Qing shook his head, "If you are not a girlfriend, you can't just talk about this kind of thing."

   "Hold my leg?"

  "This is different. Whether you can accept it in your heart and whether you can effectively reject it is a criterion."

"oh, I understand now."

   Jiang He nodded.

  If he can’t accept it and wants to refuse, he can’t even touch it, let alone hug it.

   "Then you hug it."

   Jiang He turned the chair and put his legs on the sofa.

  "You do it like this as if you need your consent to hold me."

   "Isn't it?"

   "It is so, but it is very sad, like a reward." Xu Qing said sadly, but his hands were not slow at all.

  "Then I will say something different, please hug..." Jiang He got stuck in the middle of his words.

  It's shameful to talk like this.

   "I understand, understand."

   Jiang He stared at the computer and did not speak. She also found that something was not right, and the relationship between the two people was a bit strange.

  "This is not the same as a task, it is a natural emotion. I don’t want to hold your leg to play around all the time, but in my free time, I want to get close to you and satisfy my lustful psychology...

  I feel that this normal thing is a bit abnormal when it comes out of my mouth. "

  Xu Qing frowned, paused for a moment, and smacked his lips: "Who told you to be Xiao He Miao...Slowly you will understand."

   "You don't want to hug now?"

"No, it means that you can't think of it at all when you are doing business, and you don't have that kind of thought. If you want to, you can put your leg over and naturally I will hug it instead of you think I want to, and then call me Come hug, understand?"

   "Oh..." Jiang He understood, "I think."

"what?"

   Jiang He stopped talking, curled his toes slightly, moved his feet and put them in his arms.

  She figured out where it was strange, she just thought it was very comfortable, but she didn't want to call Xu Qing over, because it was weird to say it.

  This kind of thing is best without telling it, just find Xu Qing directly and lie down in his arms, or put your legs on him, and feel comfortable.

   Jiang He squinted his eyes and continued typing with one-finger Zen, his toes moved to and fro with Xu Qing's hands.

   "I'm not shy anymore, you still like to pinch my feet."

   "Well...this is a liking." Xu Qing also couldn't think that she still has this liking.

   "Isn't it lustful?"

  “Laughter is like everyone. For example, like bears, no matter how big or small, whether it’s yours or not, they will like it. This is a man’s instinct, that’s called lewdness.

  Foot is unique. Others’s just think about it and it’s annoying. It’s very smelly. It’s only yours. If you see it, you want to touch it twice. This little..."

  Xu Qing gently squeezed the palm of her foot, "This is an absolute favorite."

   "It feels like you are talking nonsense." Jiang He's face was a little red.

  How can there be so many nonsense...this is a pervert.

  It's still a big deal.

"what is this?"

   Without waiting for Xu Qing to continue speaking, she moved her mouse to a video on Xiaopo Station and clicked it with some doubts.

   "My grandpa's grandpa's grandpa... many generations forward

  My grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather went up many generations, it’s Xu Chu

  The Tiger Chiquan he left at home」

  Xu Qing’s screens of pinching the iron ring and standing pile flashed alternately, and the rhythmic rap made both of them stunned.

   "Practice the waist first, start from the ground in the legs, and reach the shoulders, elbows and wrists.

  Wife, kiss one.”

   Jiang He: "Go!"

   "The world of martial arts is always changing

  Fighting? We all do it directly. "

   Jiang He: "He is at the penalty stop."

   "The armor is not sold, it's for personal use!"

   "Don't be arrogant, my armor is not ready yet"

  Jiang He: "He doesn't like talking, he just likes to stand."

  Xu Qing Punishment Station.jpg

  The clip of training and pinching the armor was edited in such a way, and in conjunction with what he said during the live broadcast, Xu Qing was shocked.

  Good deed, a story about a man who has been properly trained in martial arts and was forced to bear the humiliation and make armor for himself to prevent being beaten.

  Restore the truth.

  The two looked at each other, and Jiang He burst out laughing.

  Xu Qing's face is black.

  Who special mother threw Laozi into the ghost animal area?

  (End of this chapter)