My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago
Chapter 187: It really rained
Chapter 187 It really rained
Xiaopo Station has only two partitions.
One is the ghost animal area, and the other is the ghost animal material area.
Xu Qing almost broke his thigh.
There is also a label on the video, which is the "Road to Growth of Xiaobai in the Dueling Field" in the live broadcast room. Xu Qing asked Jiang He to enter the live broadcast room. The playback volume of the previously recorded videos has increased, but it is not obvious.
"Is this called out of context?"
Jiang He felt funny, click it to read it again, Xu Qing's confident tone and words, playing in this format is a bit fun.
"Wife, kiss one"
"Go!"
There are images of female gunners beating their opponents.
"How about we pigeon?"
Xu Qing is a little grateful. Although there is some heat, it has not exploded.
If it gets hot, the barrage during the live broadcast will laugh at him for being afraid of his wife...think about it and it will be over.
"What is a pigeon?"
"It just won't broadcast today."
"Huh?" Jiang He turned his head, "Why?"
"……"
Xu Qing was speechless, and Jiang He looked quite happy.
also, it is all her domineering side, either kills the opponent in seconds or bullies Xu Qing-although she is not really bullied.
"We haven't gotten married yet, you just barked."
"Girlfriends and girlfriends can also call it that way, anyway, sooner or later."
"I do not believe."
"What's that called you? Xiaohe? Xiao Jiang? Xiao Jiang, kiss me."
"Go away."
"Then don't blame me..."
Jiang He froze, his eyes widened unimaginably, his cheeks reddening visible to the naked eye.
"You kiss my feet?!"
The arch of the foot is bent into a lovely arc.
Xu Qingruo rubbed her leg casually, as if nothing had happened.
"Don't do anything perverted to me."
Jiang He's eyes were panic.
"Dare you still tell me to go away?"
"……"
She babbled twice and pulled out her leg forcefully. This person refreshed her cognition one at a time.
I haven’t gotten married yet, it’s just like that, waiting to be married, isn’t it... Isn’t it necessary to kiss everywhere like in the movie, yet...
It seems that Xu Qing is ready to do something.
Jiang He stared stiffly at the computer screen, and the images he saw the other day flashed in his head.
嗵!
Xu Qing watched in surprise as Jiang He jumped up from the chair and ran back to the room.
"What are you going to do?"
no answer.
Xu Qing was a little confused about Jiang He's reaction.
Just about to touch the mouse to see who made the video, Jiang He ran out again, shut down the computer, and stood by and stared at him.
"You...you...we..."
"what's happenin?"
"You can't beat me!"
"Hmm...I know." Xu Qing looked at her strangely.
"Just know."
Jiang He looked down at his calf, his face was serious, and he turned back to the room. When it was time for dinner, Jiang He walked out of the room, wearing an apron and preparing to cook. Xu Qing sat at the window with her language book in her hand. The sky was dark outside, and the cool breeze slowly came in, forming two distinct worlds with the brightly-lit living room.
"You don't know what you shouldn't see, are you?" Xu Qing turned his head and asked.
Jiang He was shocked, and asked in a plain tone as much as possible: "What shouldn't you see?"
"It's..."
"……what?"
The two looked at each other for a moment, Xu Qing shook his head, "Nothing."
Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief, pursed his lips, searched in the refrigerator, and then returned to the kitchen with the dishes.
Xu Qing's eyes fell on the computer Jiang He was using, and he was lost in thought while holding the book.
Supper is very simple. The baked flatbread at noon is sliced into thin strips by ginger, and then stir-fried with the beans in the pot. A large pot of fragrant fried cakes, and then an egg drop soup, two large bowls per person.
Living together for a long time, the two people's appetites are getting closer and closer, Xu Qing's appetite is getting bigger and bigger, Jiang He's appetite is getting a little smaller, she only practiced swords, not boxing practice, and the amount of activity is much smaller than Xu Qing.
"In fact, it is normal for human beings to have needs. This is determined by the physiological structure. Sometimes...sometimes it needs to be solved, and then there will be related industries for people to watch."
When eating, Xu Qingzhuang seemed to speak unintentionally.
"Oh."
"So if there is something in the computer, it is not abnormal, it is just something that has been processed by art... well, you know."
"I don't understand." Jiang He shook his head vigilantly, this guy wanted to confuse her.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't understand... Just treat it as popular science, after all, it's common sense."
Xu Qing didn't see anything, put down his chopsticks and picked up the egg drop soup and blew it twice.
"Then how did you solve it?"
"Cough...cough cough cough..." Xu Qing's egg flower almost sprayed out of her nose, "I don't need to solve it."
"That's it."
Jiang He nodded.
"You don't believe it?" Xu Qing felt that Jiang He seemed to have some misunderstanding again.
"I believe."
"It was just an accident last time."
"What last time?"
"……"
"……"
There was a squeaky sound from the window, and Xu Qing turned to look at it.
"It really rained."
"Yup."
Jiang He also looked sideways, winter melon lying on the windowsill, curiously scratching through the glass.
The patter of rain began to fall in the evening, and the two of them had a tacit understanding of not mentioning the matter of urinating their pants that day.
Xu Qing finished the soup in the bowl and waited for Jiang He to finish eating. He packed up the dishes and went into the kitchen to wash them, and then wiped his hands out.
Jiang He picked up the winter melon and sat in front of the computer. He was watching the ghost video again. He was a little disappointed that the winter melon was not in the mirror, so he let it take a look.
"Come to learn."
Xu Qing coughed slightly, took out the math book, and knocked on the table to urge.
"Are you regretting that you didn't become a teacher and then you are addicted to me?"
"No, I just want you to study hard and make progress every day."
Jiang He's integration of modernity has been accelerating, and now Xu Qing has felt a little bit of pressure.
The heroine is not as naive as before.
"Ms. Xu." Jiang He hugged the cat and shouted tentatively.
Seeing Xu Qing's reaction, she raised her eyebrows, "Sure enough! Do you still want to quibble?"
"……"
Xu Qing was caught off guard, and was stunned for a moment.
"No, it’s not the same thing at all! Learning is...Don’t be lazy, you must do the questions, and you must read the book!"
He pulled the hat on Jiang He's coat and pulled her back, and sat down with his shoulders.
"If you don't read books, you can't calculate the price when you buy food, and you get fooled every day."
"I can count it!"
"Leek is two yuan a catty, and eggs are two yuan and eighty one catty. Now I buy one and a half catties of leeks and two and a half catties of eggs. How much does it cost?"
"……"
"Don't break your fingers."
"You can't count it either." Jiang He let go of the winter melon angrily.
"Ten yuan in total."
Xu Qing stretched out her hand to pinch her cheek, her bulging mouth leaked, and smiled: "Learn quickly."
Jiang He reluctantly picked up the pen and paper, still muttering something in his mouth.
Just buy the whole catty instead of half a catty...and there is also a calculator.
She raised her head and glanced at Xu Qing, then opened the book resigningly.
At seven o'clock, the exercise calculation was over. Jiang He seemed to be unloading some heavy burden. He quickly gathered up the paper, pen and book, rolled it up and stuffed it into the lower level of the coffee table. When he was a child, he was not so tired from practicing martial arts.
"There may be more people today."
Xu Qing always felt that the development was a bit off track. It was originally a game live broadcast room, but suddenly it became a martial arts live broadcast room, and then it became a husband and wife file. Now...
Weird in ancient times.
"Aren't there many people?" In Jiang He's opinion, it's all money. As long as the video she releases is put there and watched, there will be income, which is more than moving bricks.
Although it is not very stable, it does not take much time and effort to win.
"There are pros and cons. The overall situation is relatively good. If you are noticed by Xiaopo Station that you have not registered, the live broadcast room will be blocked, and we are all clean.
Hmm...this is also good, with experience and popularity as a base, it will be easier for you to switch to food anchors at that time. "
Xu Qing turned on the TV, stood in his position and moved his hands and feet, and continued: "Then I will start."
"Oh……"
Jiang He was not as far away as he thought, but he was relieved, anyway, with Xu Qing, she just had to play the game well.
The live broadcast room is opened, the background music is turned on, Xu Qingzhuang does not move after practicing, Jiang He sullenly pk.
What flashed on the barrage...It had nothing to do with her, everyone came to see Xu Qing.
In addition to the background music, it is the sound of hey-ha in the duel field. At this time, the live broadcast room always reveals a weird atmosphere.
Jiang He pressed the keyboard slowly and accurately, causing her body to not move much, and she suddenly seemed to be sitting.
Half an hour later, Xu Qing stopped his posture, went back to the utility room and took out the clothes rack, hung two iron sleeves on it, and then sat next to Jiang He and began to pinch the iron ring.
「666」
"awesome!"
"What kind of magic is this?"
Sure enough, the number of people in the live room was nearly 200 more than yesterday, not too much, not too little. The newcomers marvel at the magic of this live room.
No one spoke for half an hour, one standing and the other playing games...
"The magical skill is not enough, it is Tiger Chiquan. My grandfather has passed it down for many generations, and Xu Chu has passed it down."
"I don't know who got me a ghost, who? Stand up and see, it made me look like bronchitis."
"What kind of penalty station does not exist. It is called waist and horse unity. It is necessary for practice. Later, I will get a wooden stake to kick and show it to you."
"It's not me who blows. At home, I said one she didn't dare to say two, and I said she didn't dare to go west. This is called authority...Do you understand family status? Just her small body, huh."
Xu Qing squeezed together with pliers, while defending slowly.
"Understanding, family brotherhood"
「Family younger brother」
「Family younger brother」
……
Jiang He raised his eyelid and glanced at him, his mouth moved without making a sound.
Whatever he says, should I press it or press it anyway.
A small mistake on the computer, when the opponent hit the sky with a gun on his knees, Jiang He now has more pk and is relatively calm. He is a little more aware of winning or losing, and squeezes a slice of dried sweet potato and mutters twice in his mouth.
"Do you want it?"
"Don't eat the food that comes from the boo."
Xu Qing immediately refused, he was afraid that Jiang He would throw it away without looking back.
Jumped into the Yellow River like that and couldn’t clean it.
"Why did you eat food?"
"Don't eat anyway."
Jiang He ignored him, pulling his wrist to prepare for the next game.
The last time I went out, I bought a big bag of sweet potato chips, enough to eat for half a month. She likes this snack more and more. It is delicious and cheap. You can eat a slice of it for a long time.
It’s just that I can’t hit the ranks no matter how I play. With a female gunner without wearing too good equipment, more than 1,500 points seems to be the top. Only if you are lucky to encounter the same disadvantaged profession, the winning rate will be higher.
Rank is like a pyramid. Most of the disadvantaged professions have been screened out in the front. Those who can reach this segment are at least dressed up in a shopping mall. The attack speed and other attributes attached to the dress are very important. Technology alone, Jiang He Already a little weak.
"Do you want to change to a strong career? I think this is too weak."
"I think your ‘too weak’ may be cut into ghosts and be told to me."
Xu Qing vomited, then looked up at the barrage, and indeed many suggested that she change it.
As long as you are familiar with this version of the game, you know that it’s not easy for the female gunner to hit here in a tattered outfit in the initial dress, and it’s almost the limit.
"Change to a better one, hit one thousand and six hundred points, when someone buys you to lose, it's a bit of extra money."
Xu Qing's words made Jiang He stunned, "Is there such a good thing?"
"Well, sometimes you will encounter it. The higher the score, the easier it is. It is the same as moving bricks and exploding a rare monster card."
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Jiang He rushed to close the duel arena and re-selected the character.
The black screen is stuck.
"Hahaha you stand still, a set of Spring Festival sets."
"Don't move! Send it from Chi Fu Bao!"
"Is this bad?" Some viewers questioned the way they make extra money.
"There is nothing wrong with it, we just broadcast and play and see our mood. This is not a pure game live broadcast room, just be happy."
Xu Qing took a look at the time, there were still more than ten minutes before eight o'clock, and casually said: "Not to mention whether she can hit so high or not."
"You have to tell me earlier that I've hit it a long time ago." Jiang He eagerly fists, looking like a money fan.
「6666」
"Look forward to it!"
"If you hit one thousand six hundred points, I'm ready for a big voyage!"
Jiang He's answer caused a barrage and a few gifts.
She chewed on the sweet potato chips and looked at it, but she did not ask if it was for her.
If asks, she will definitely say no, she has already seen through.
Log in to the game again, in the interface of selecting characters, another wave of barrage broke out in the live broadcast room.
In other anchors, there are rows of gorgeous characters wearing fashion clothes. Jiang He doesn't even have Christmas hats together. Rows of characters seem to be in a slum.
There are also names, He Miao 13, He Miao 14... He Miao 32...
Hu Tong in front of the computer couldn't help it anymore, pulling over the keyboard crackling.
Hu Datongshu: "Anchor, how about the money you got from moving bricks? Doesn't anyone with fashion clothes?"
"The money that was moved out has turned into dried sweet potatoes." Xu Qing pinched a piece and threw it in his mouth, watching Jiang He choose a character.
「Will live」
"I have never heard of it, move bricks to buy snacks, what kind of fairy anchor is this?"
"I was so shocked!"
"I want to eat."
The barrage floats by, Jiang He has chosen the role, He Miao 19, a female ghost swordsman.
"How about this?" She asked Xu Qing.
"It suits you well." Xu Qing replied.
Others don't know what they are talking about, but Jiang He knows.
She takes the sword every day.
"Female Ghost Sword, Chong!" Xu Qing cheered for her.
The pattering rain outside hasn’t stopped, floating on the window and making a fine noise. Xu Qing watched her plunge into the duel, smiled and squeezed the iron ring in her hand, exerting a slight force, and the neckline of the chain mail was finished. ring.
Live broadcast or not, he has already seen it. Jiang He is the same as he used to do ups. He asks for attention and gifts or something does not exist. He only plays with his own, and loves not to watch.
Even though the number of people decreased when he was not standing, Jiang He didn't speak much, just played the game seriously, and then lay aggrievedly in his arms to talk. In her opinion, this is a transaction. I will play the game to show you. You can watch it if you want to watch it, and walk away if you don't want to watch it. Just play the game well anyway. This is the whole content of the transaction.
"I'm still wearing this ugly Christmas hat." Jiang He pointed to the screen to show Xu Qing, she would wear this hat and try again.
Technology flow, invincible.
(End of this chapter)
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