My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 195 Elimination music is not fun

  The fan is very hardworking, never complaining, never being lazy, as long as you press the switch, it will keep blowing out the wind until the day it breaks.

Jiang He opened the third gear, the largest gear, the wind was very strong, and the broken hair that was blowing her forehead kept swaying. She was lying on the desk holding a pen and poking her eyebrows with the pen, as if it was fun— —It's better than the troublesome problem solving. Although she has mastered most of the knowledge in the current workbook, it is very sad to apply it step by step and write it down step by step.

  The sultry summer weather makes people feel irritable, and Xiao Ming Xiaohong Xiaogang, who has nothing to do with moths every day, is even more irritating.

   "Princes and generals, I would rather have a kind!"

  Jiang He slapped the pen on the book, turned around and faced the fan ‘Wow, woo...’

  "?"

  Xu Qing looked sideways at her.

   "Don't make strange noises at the electric fan, it looks silly."

"My pleasure!"

  “If you’re tired of learning, you can take a break, watch the video and listen to the song, or watch the scene where only two or three people are acting...”

   "I haven't seen it!" Jiang He retorted loudly with his eyes widened.

   "...Crosstalk."

  "……"

   "What do you think I said?" Xu Qing looked at her meaningfully.

   Jiang He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.

  Can't fight, can't fight.

  "You used to watch Jinpingmei when you lived by yourself."

  "Do you know what Jinpingmei is?"

"I know."

  "Art works should be viewed with artistic eyes, you can't..."

   "You just want to move in and do shameless things to me." Jiang He interrupted, "You are dirty."

   "Thinking and doing are two different things. We are boy and girl friends. It's normal to think about it. Besides, I can't beat you again. It's up to you whether or not to do it?"

   "You, you hold my leg..."

"Uh……"

  Xu Qingli lost sight of her computer and stopped talking.

  "You bully me, a Kaiyuan person who knows nothing, always thinking about lying to me..."

  Jiang He glanced at him sneakily, muttered to the computer, sat down and turned it on in one go.

  "Have you finished the question?"

   "I want to lie to me every day, and I want to move into my house! Uneasy and kind!" Jiang He suddenly raised his voice.

   "...play it, play it!"

"Humph."

   Jiang He curled his mouth, turned the electric fan to his side, and then turned on her newly discovered Xiaoxiaole to play.

  Fun is fun, but every time the attacking gem is eliminated, the other party will make a strange cry, so she has to turn down her voice.

   Xu Qing heard something wrong, frowned and said, "What are you playing?"

   "Come off the music."

   "Small music?"

  He got up and took a look. There was a mirror on the computer, and the game on the D drive was turned over by Jiang He.

  This game is not very fun to him, but the collector can’t help it when he sees a discount. After downloading it, Xu Qing only played it twice and threw it aside.

   "This game is actually not fun."

   "Why is it not fun? I think it's great, let me eliminate these three gems..."

  Boom boom boom!

  A large number of sound effects were released, and the opponent's clothes on the computer were broken by Jiang He's operation to eliminate gems.

  "……"

  "……"

   Watching two big bears jumping around, Jiang He froze.

   "Cough... I said it's not fun, in fact, the D drive should be formatted, I will teach you, so..."

   "You get started!"

   Jiang He glared at him viciously, "I didn't expect you...you..."

  “It’s very normal for a man living alone to store this kind of games on his computer. Nothing is stolen or robbed. What’s the matter? If you didn’t lock the computer, I would have deleted them a long time ago.”

  Xu Qing looked at "Computer Tutorial From Elementary to Proficiency", it didn't feel right.

  Normal, isn’t it all from getting started to giving up? How come you learn to find hidden folders?

   "Do you have this all in your head?"

   "No, just take a look when you are bored, really." Xu Qingdao.

   Jiang He is dubious. It seems that he has been holding his computer to watch movies for the past year. These are just left.

  "There is a term called collection addiction, just download it and stop moving. You see, many games on my computer, I haven't played many games, have they?"

   "I just believed your nonsense."

   "Now I delete them all..."

  "Don't touch it, it's mine now." Jiang He quickly protected the mouse.

  "?"

  "This is all evidence of your apprenticeship. If you want to delete it, you won't admit it, it's impossible!"

   "If I play too much, I can't help my body." Xu Qing felt a little finished. This wife from Kaiyuan was about to go astray.

   "Why can't you eat it?"

   "I'm just a pure boyfriend. It's hard to explain this to you."

  Jiang He didn’t believe his nonsense. He had long felt that this guy was not that simple. Now he has discovered Xu Qing’s secret...

  Closed this broken game, she clicked and opened another game.

   "This too?"

  "This is not." Xu Qing shook his head. Jiang Hexin clicked on Hearthstone Legend, "This requires an account."

   "Then I will play this."

   "You need to apply for an account."

  "Don't you?" Jiang He was puzzled.

   "...Okay, I'm still a little unaccustomed to seeing you look like this for granted." Xu Qing complained, although his is Jiang He's, but...

  I feel a little different recently.

   "You are holding my legs..."

   "Okay, stop talking."

  Wait until the game was updated, Xu Qing quickly entered his account and password.

  The big voice of the little broken tavern owner rang, which made Xu Qing feel very familiar.

  I used to play when I was bored in school. I took a minimum allowance every month. Later I played less. I haven't touched the games in it. Now it is handed over to Jiang He, which is quite inherited.

  "This is a deck game, where you have a set of cards, the opposite set of cards, and then one by one, you have to play with your brain."

  Seeing Jiang He Xing Chong click to start the game, not even reading the basic tutorial, Xu Qing can't help but remind.

  Jiang He: I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am, I only know that I am going to kill...

  Faced with a completely unfamiliar interface, Jiang He was lost, thinking about it, and wanted to open the throne:

  "Then you play it again and let me see."

   "It's actually very simple. There is a crystal here, which increases a little every round, and then turns out the cards..."

  Xu Qing sat on the chair and ended her first round smoothly, then pulled Jiang He to let her sit on her lap and taught.

  The soft body was wrapped in his arms, and he didn't feel hot at all. Xu Qing turned his head and smelled it, and Jiang He's hair was still so fragrant.

  "If you can play the legend, you can also broadcast this. It is more interesting, but it feels more difficult in terms of your IQ..."

  Legend is the highest rank, and only stars are added at the end, but no new paragraphs are added.

   "Your IQ is difficult."

   "Well, I admit, I have never hit Legend."

  Xu Qing thinks it shouldn’t be difficult if he wants to hit the legend, but he has never tried it. He likes entertainment decks and is not so utilitarian. He perfectly avoids the mainstream of each version.

  Others hunt him to play miracle thief in T7, others go to herd and play weasel herding, and others play the mystery method to play thief...

  Jiang He raised his chin and looked at Xu Qing, arched it twice in his arms, and took a deep breath quietly.

  Xu Qing manipulated the mouse while speaking, and frowned when he saw the opponent's card, revealing a thoughtful look.

   "When I think I'm teaching an ancient heroine to play Hearthstone, it feels very magical."

   "I am already a modern person."

   "Modern people have received nine years of compulsory education, and all of them read."

   "...Play the game well, I won't do the problem today."

  Hugging together to play a few rounds of Hearthstone, the time has quietly reached seven o'clock in the evening, Jiang He lazily climbed off Xu Qing, his clothes opened the dnf duel field, and then opened the live broadcast room.

  Xu Qing noticed that the beautiful yogurt girl ranked second, and Wang Zijun was overwhelmed by it.

   may have tried to pass several times, but every time he was pushed down by Wang Zijun smoothly.

  The big dog family is the official trust...

  Xu Qing shook his head, took out the equipment he made armor, hesitated for a moment instead of pinching the chain mail, but holding the basket to continue weaving.

  It's been more than a month, and the basket has not been made yet, and I feel a little guilty.

  "This is a vegetable basket. You can use it as a hand-made. When you finish it, it will be a storage box. You can put all the bits and pieces of the charger, earphone, nail clippers, etc.

  Xu Qing held the half-made food basket and shook it in front of the camera. Before it was finished, the iron rings collided with each other and clashed a few times.

"awesome!"

   "Homemade vegetable basket figure, the female anchor picked up a ghost"

  「Want」

   "Are you on the news, anchor?"

  The floating barrage made Xu Qing stunned, "What news?"

  Hu Datongshu: "Policemen encountered robbery on their way off work and met enthusiastic citizens working together. How do you look like you? It must be you?"

   "Fuck it? Where is it? I want to see it too!"

   "Where is the brother?"

   "So awesome?"

   "It's not such a coincidence!"

   "Anchor, you are from Jiang Cheng?"

   "Well, I am from Jiangcheng, but this matter..."

  Barrage you say and I say, Xu Qing calmly touched out the phone and searched for local news.

  A few seconds of gif animation, which happened to be on the edge of the alley. He exposed half of his face and knocked people on the ground.

  Shuangfengguaner.gif.

  Look at the time it was posted early today, and there have been many comments below.

   "This is a misunderstanding... We are all good people, playing games and making armors, how can we have two peaks and ears?"

  Dazzling Wang Dashao: "Fuck, you're on the news, brother Niu!"

  Nima!

  Jiang He just finished a round quickly, stretched his neck to look at Xu Qing's phone, and glanced at him with some surprise.

  Although Xu Qing had said about the matter that day, there was no such detailed process. He only slapped people and slapped them.

  In the picture, the hands clapped together on the head, and then the person fell down. Xu Qing seemed to be not sure if the person was pretending, and kicked the person in the foot, before squatting in front of Qin Hao, who was holding his belly next to him.

   "Very handsome." Xu Qing praised, save the picture and send it to Qin Hao.

  Qin Hao returned quickly: "I saw it earlier"

  Xu Qing: "Don't you tell me?"

  Qin Hao: "I haven't had time yet."

  Xu Qing put the phone aside and continued to pinch his iron basket.

  Unexpected.

   "The anchor is definitely you, right?!"

   "Fuck, is this kung fu?"

   "Awesome, what kind of boxing is this? Tai Chi? Ba Chi?"

   "Tiger Chiquan!"

   "Hmm...Is that... guess what?" Xu Qing looked up and laughed.

  ……

  Guess the dog egg!

  Hu Tong almost fell the keyboard, it is definitely you!

  When he was editing, he felt familiar, and he kept holding back until the evening to come and ask to be sure, but in the end he still guessed...

   Pulled the animated picture to the desktop, Hu Tong found the video from another ghost animal folder, and wondered how to add it to the ghost animal.

  ……

   has already been filed, Xu Qing is not afraid of any trouble, but now everything is on the right track, and she doesn't want to be troubled.

  It’s okay to make videos, write film reviews, research stocks, and play games with Jiang He. This life is very comfortable, and there is no need to worry about it.

  Jiang He was playing the game with her head sullenly, and did not participate in him chatting with the audience. Now the new number has the same score as the previous female gun in the duel field. She is struggling to fight and does not want to be distracted.

  At the end of eight o'clock, Jiang Heru was relieved with a sigh of relief. The high-level segment must always concentrate, otherwise he will be slapped to death by someone accidentally.

   "That's you." She opened the web page and searched for the news she just saw on Xu Qing's phone.

   "Well, it's me." Xu Qing nodded and admitted.

   "The fist I taught you didn't have this trick, you should want to shoot him here." Jiang He gestured his head in confusion.

   "Yes, isn't it all because of you?"

Speaking of this, Xu Qing was a little helpless, "You said before that you were lucky enough to slap a person's neck... How dare I slap someone's neck? Seeing that the rat was stabbed and I used my full strength, I couldn’t take it back. I thought of this. When I clicked, I quickly patted his head with my other hand, and it became like this, patted his head with both hands."

"Oh, that's how it is."

"Kungfu is really not a good thing, it's too lethal..." Xu Qing rubbed his wrist and looked at her with a little worried: "You should be able to move freely, right? I don't want to see you take people's heads off one day. "

   "I can face someone like you, and I can't keep my strength only when I am against a master."

   "It's a good thing that I'm too food..."

"Ok."

  Jiang He looked at the gif picture on the computer, read it many times, squinted his eyes and turned to Xu Qing, "If I shoot him like this..."

   "What will happen?"

  "His head will be like a watermelon, bang!" Jiang He said an onomatopoeia.

  Xu Qing's complexion changed, and she was shocked by the scene described by Jiang He.

   With a wave of two small hands like that, a person’s head is like a watermelon...

  Looking at Xu Qing's appearance, Jiang He couldn't help but laugh. She found that Xu Qing's courage was sometimes very small, and it was fun to scare him deliberately.

   "You are so courageous."

   "It's not that I am timid, but that normal people are afraid."

"I'm not afraid."

   "Because you are not normal." Xu Qing got up from the chair boringly, cleaned up his hoop pliers, "Don't do such a disgusting thing. It is illegal to kill."

   "I'll scare you, I used a sword to cut people's heads..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh."

   Realizing that her tone is not very good, Xu Qingshen exhaled, and slowed down her voice: “It used to be before. You are now a weak woman without the power to bind a chicken. You have never hurt anyone, you know?”

"Got it."

   "...and you say those details, I will be afraid."

  He looked at Jiang Hedao, this girl was holding a sword, it is really possible that a sword stabbed him to death.

  Originally, life and death are too far away from people, and they are always so fearless. Only after seeing Qin Hao's nearly accident at close range did Xu Qing feel the fragility of life.

   and the awe of life.

   Jiang He lowered his head, raised it again after a while, and opened his hand to him: "I see."

  "You are Jiang He, a modern person."

   "Well, I am your girlfriend Jiang He."

   Jiang He rubbed his face with his nose, “I’m really scaring you. I won’t hurt people casually. Don’t be afraid of me being caught.”

   "You have to think of yourself as a modern person from the bottom of your heart."

   "Well, do you want to eat my tongue?"

  (End of this chapter)