My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 196 This person will be shameless

  Xu Qing suddenly discovered that Jiang He seemed to be a little bit of a sign of learning to act like a baby.

   Talent instinct?

  It’s incredible.

  I can play that way, so learn how to act like a baby...

  Looking at the blank exercise book on the coffee table, Xu Qing felt very embarrassed.

  Jiang He has gone to the refrigerator to take out a can of Coke, opened the tab with a bang, plugged in the straw, and sat in front of the computer to study the hearthstone.

The fun part of Hearthstone is that you don’t have to keep operating like dnf, lean comfortably on the chair, and then drink Coke with your legs crossed and wait for the opponent to play the cards—this is after watching Xu Qing play several rounds of Jiang He Experienced.

   "Why is he so ugly?"

   Opposite Jiang He is a warrior, which is ugly compared to the female priest she plays with.

   "That's because you haven't seen the warlock yet."

   "Do you want me to hold you to play?" Jiang He saw that Xu Qing had nothing to do, and patted his leg, which meant that he wanted to be like when Xu Qing was holding her to play just now.

   "Any normal girl will not make such a suggestion, but will ask for a hug."

   "嘤嘤嘤?"

   "One punch and one blow."

   Xu Qing said something difficult to understand, picked up the computer and sat on the sofa to watch his favorite movie.

  Holding the computer more time than holding Jiang He.

  No matter what posture is used to play, the computer will cooperate.

  The computer will not ask questions, the computer will not squeeze your fist and click, the computer will always be there waiting for you, the computer is fine.

  The self-made MV made last time was posted on the homepage one day, and the popularity has greatly increased. Xu Qing has tasted the sweetness. He has always wanted to make another one, but he has no clue.

  The reason why the previous one became popular is that the story is complete and contrary to the lyrics, but it is amazingly consistent. From another perspective, the story of two people becomes the story of one person, creating a contrast.

  Winter Melon flung his tail and jumped at the cat's waist, and his chubby body slammed directly onto the keyboard of the notebook. Before he could lie down, Xu Qing was picked up by the back of his neck.

   Strangled the throat of fate.

  The back neck of the cat is a door-like thing. As long as you grab it, it can’t move. Just like those martial arts bosses in martial arts movies, there is always a fatal weakness.

  One person and one cat look at each other.

  Winter Melon's fat face can't show any expression, but from the look in his eyes, he knows that it is very uncomfortable being lifted like this.

   "Jiang He..."

   "Huh?" Jiang He, who was playing Hearthstone, turned his head in confusion.

   "I didn't call you."

  "?"

   "I suddenly think you are very similar." Xu Qing carried the winter melon to Jiang He's side, let go, "You are very similar to it."

   "Winter melon is smart."

   Jiang He picked up the winter melon and put it on his lap.

  Xu Qing is noncommittal.

  When the winter melon first came, it was fried every day, nestled in the corner, or under the drill press, only food can seduce it, and continue to hide after eating.

  Later, I felt safe, slowly gaining weight, liberating my nature, and becoming more and more clingy, staying at home every day.

   Jiang He is a cat.

  Xu Qing gave Jiang He a worried look at the cat who was hitting the cat, but he couldn't beat him, and he learned how to behave like a baby and become a big fat man. This day is over.

   "Look at what I do?"

   Jiang He raised his eyebrows, still looking heroic.

"It's nothing, I just feel that I have a girlfriend by my side every day, but I didn't even let you blow up the air conditioner... You already know what you should know now. You can't have a baby if you just sleep together, so why can't you be empathetic? Do you know how hot summer is? This fan blows out hot air at night..."

   "Then let's change it back." Jiang He hesitated.

   "Forget it, when I didn't say it."

  "……"

   Jiang He gritted his teeth with anger, "You just want to move in and sleep with me!"

   "It's really hot."

   "Bitterness!"

   "No, how could I abuse myself in that stupid way..."

   "Then I move to your house, and we both blow fans."

"Yeah."

  "……"

  "……"

  Xu Qing laughed: "Just kidding, girls are most afraid of heat, you don't have to move over."

   "How do you know girls are afraid of heat?"

   "Ah...I just know, but I can't explain to you how I know it. This is called the curse of knowledge."

  " Thanos is fake, it's in the movie."

   "I..." Xu Qing opened her mouth, her words stuck in her throat.

  How do you even know Thanos?

what the hell!

   "The day you said that I checked it, and then I learned that Thanos was fighting with Iron Man, and finally Iron Man died..."

   "You run to check everything I said, right?" Xu Qing scratched his face, not knowing what to say for a while.

   "Of course, you should check if you don't understand."

   "Well... I also know why you know Jin Ping Mei, and you already know a lot of things where I don't know."

  Jiang He is still the same Jiang He, knowing everything, just hold back in his stomach to watch him perform.

  Ghosts and ghosts.

  蔫er is bad.

"In fact, the curse of knowledge does exist. To put it simply, everyone can only think on the basis of his cognitive level. This knowledge is the sum of all experiences from birth to the present. People cannot understand things beyond their own knowledge. If you understand, you understand, and people who don’t understand cannot explain it clearly."

  Xu Qing rubbed his nose and said, "So I didn't lie to you."

   "If you want to lie, you can't lie to me." Jiang He snorted, "It's just that I made you think you lied to me."

   "Learn to play mystery?"

  "..." Jiang He pursed his mouth, and said nothing.

  In fact, the weather is really hot. Seeing that it is about to enter July, the sun is shining every day without even raining, and the heat is getting more and more hot. Xu Qing took out the ancestral mat and woke up with imprints on her body every day.

  "If it's really hot, you can move that bed into the house." After a while, Jiang He pointed to the utility room, "Then I will sleep in that bed, and the big bed will be given to you again."

   "What's the difference between that and changing the room back?"

   "You never agree to change it back."

  Sleeping in a room with two beds is better than sharing the same bed, or maybe when Xu Qing secretly tricked him into giving birth.

   "Well... it's okay." Xu Qing groaned slightly and agreed.

  It's really hot, and the ancestral summer mats are useless-you can't blow the air conditioner by yourself and let Jiang He return to the utility room to heat up, nor can Jiang He blow the air conditioner and he suffers in the utility room. This is the best way.

   "Then wait for me to finish this round, and help you move the bed in." Jiang He said, and then continued to play the game.

The priest’s civil war was originally a disgusting thing, but Xu Qing’s deck only has weasel herd. The 1/1 weasel’s hehehe sound sounds awkward. Jiang He hasn’t mastered the core logic of this deck yet. At a disadvantage.

"The winning point of this deck is to shuffle the cards, shuffle a lot of mice into his library, let him play more and more cards, and then you win..." Xu Qing came over and sat aside, holding her leg and touching Ah touch, while pointing.

  Straight and slender legs, you won’t get tired of playing for a year.

   "Why shuffle into his library?" Jiang He asked. Each player has only 30 cards in his library. The thief in the last hand gave her the illusion that the thicker the library, the better.

"Dilute his card with a 1/1 rat, and he can only draw one card in one round. This time he draws a rat, and he draws again in the next round. It is a rat again, and he draws a rat next round. Retired." Xu Qing smiled cleanly.

   "It's so slow to win this way."

   Jiang He was lucky, and the key cards were already in his hand. Xu Qing lowered his leg when he saw this, and helped her control the mouse to play cards.

  "This is the entertainment deck. The other cards win this round. This deck wins the game. In short...it's a mentality to directly win the other side of the computer through the screen."

  By the way, point an emoticon: "The Holy Light will punish you"

  'Wow' lines were deleted, which directly reduced the pastor's interest by 80%. Xu Qing had been complaining about this for a long time.

  In the face of dirty shepherd, you have to be even dirtier than him.

   "So... this game is not for winning?" Jiang He suddenly got to play.

   is not the same as dnf. Entering the duel is all about winning.

"Everyone has their own way of playing. This deck is not for winning. If you want to win, you will have a set of secrets... I don't know if it is out of date. Generally speaking, the more expensive the deck, the more fancy and the lower the intensity. The deck is very expensive."

  Ten minutes later, the priest on the opposite side quit the game cursingly.

   Jiang He watched the opposite deck turn into more than forty cards, feeling that he would be able to play, and he wanted to play the next one.

  "Move the bed." Xu Qing reminded.

"what……"

  Play a game and forget important things.

  Look at the master bedroom together and wanted to move the big bed. Jiang He hesitated looking at the bed.

  Moving in again, a bed is very squeezed, and I have to sleep in a room...it seems a bit hypocritical.

  Two beds are placed side by side. What is the difference between sleeping on the same bed?

   "Or...you..."

"Ok?"

   "Put the sword in the middle, it seems that half of us is fine." Jiang He estimated the size of the bed.

   "Yes!" Xu Qing was surprised directly.

   "We are all in pajamas anyway, right?"

"exactly!"

   "You can't beat me either. If you dare to touch me, kick you off."

   "Yes, that's right!"

   "That..."

   "So happy to decide!"

  Xu Qing saw that Jiang He was still struggling, and directly pushed her back to the throne to continue playing the game.

  It was a matter of course that boy and girl friends sleep together.

Leaving Jiang He playing games in the living room, Xu Qingxing rushed to take a bath, and threw the three-foot long sword on the bed by the way, stepped back and took a look, moved the position of the sword, leaving Jiang He two-thirds of the space, himself. One-third of sleep is enough.

"When do you sleep?"

   "I'll play for a while." Jiang He's expression is calm, and he doesn't look back.

   "Oh, then I will... watch the video for a while."

  Xu Qing saw that she didn't have the mind to go to bed early, so she suppressed the expectation and came out to pick up her computer and watch the drama.

  Suddenly, he didn't expect it to go so smoothly. He thought he would sleep on the floor for a while.

  If she were a modern girlfriend, she would not know how many times she had rolled the sheets... Jiang He would be too bad.

   Fortunately, I did not insist on waiting for the bridal chamber, otherwise the utility room would have to install an air conditioner.

  Crumblingly thinking that at eleven o’clock, Jiang He was still holding the priest against the people. There was not a victory in the record of defeat, but he still had a lot of fun.

   "Should I go to bed?"

   "Huh? Oh." Jiang He trembled his eyebrows, and calmly took his pajamas to take a bath.

  I've been playing games tonight, but I haven't even washed it yet.

  This wash took a very long time, so long that Xu Qing almost thought she had fainted in the bathroom.

  The air conditioner in the master bedroom is very cool, which is far different from the stuffy utility room.

   Jiang Hehuan came in, saw Xu Qing sitting on the sofa, and asked: "Why are you still asleep?"

   "Uh...waiting for you."

   "We are not doing anything! What are you waiting for me?" Jiang He raised his eyebrows.

  This person likes to get an inch. She wanted to wait for Xu Qing to sleep before getting in.

   "I'm not doing anything, go to sleep."

  Xu Qing shrugged and tried not to see Jiang He. He was also a little nervous.

  Do nothing, be nervous!

  While persuading herself, Xu Qing turned off the electric fan and went into the bedroom, lying on one side with her thin quilt, waiting for Jiang He to come in.

   Jiang He kicked and stomped in his pajamas, and looked around here and there in the living room. Finally, he took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, plugged in a straw and drank it by himself, and took the other can to Xu Qing.

   "Drinking Coke at night is not good for your teeth."

   "I brush my teeth every day."

  "It has nothing to do with brushing your teeth..." Xu Qingbang pulled the tab open and sat on the bedside, with a long sword behind him.

  As to why the long sword should be placed in the middle and nothing else, Xu Qing thinks this is a warning. If something happens in the middle of the night, Jiang He can copy it...

  Although he can be kicked off with one kick, the deterrence is not so great.

  "Why not put it in the middle?" Jiang He saw the sword leaning to the far side.

   "I slept very honestly. It's enough to have such a little place, just to cool down... It's really hot over there and I can't sleep." Xu Qing said.

  Jiang He nodded, “This can also save some electricity, and the air conditioner will not be wasted by two people.”

   "Yes, it's twelve o'clock, are you still standing there?"

  "……"

  Jiang He moved stiffly to the side of the bed. She already regretted it when she saw Xu Qing coming in.

  How can you be so arrogant...Just sleep with Xu Qing in the same bed and let Erniang think of her? What do people in the village think of her? What does Xu Qing think of her? Let mother-in-law...Bah, what do Xu Qing's parents think of her?

   "We are not married yet..." Jiang He suddenly grabbed the quilt and hugged it in his arms, "I am not afraid of heat, I will go to your place to sleep tonight!"

"Eh……"

  Xu Qing was stunned. Before he could react, Jiang He had already run out with the quilt in his arms. He stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and turned his head to look at the sword on the bed with some bewilderment.

  Is this... been a routine?

   was forcibly changed back to the room?

   Xu Qing came to the utility room with a black face, Jiang He was laying the quilt, and was a little panic when he saw him come in.

  "I won't use the air conditioner anymore, you can go back to sleep." Xu Qing lay down on the bed, no matter whether it was Jiang He's quilt or not, he closed his eyes and stopped moving.

  Raiders Kaiyuan Wife hasn’t succeeded yet, we still need to work hard.

   "I'm really not afraid of heat." Jiang He said.

   "Then you lie here and sleep together?"

  "……"

  "You can only be over there, there is no discussion." Xu Qing rolled the quilt around, no matter whether it was hot or not, he didn't move the place anyway.

   Jiang He tugged at the hem of his pajamas.

   "Isn't it about saving electricity? Isn't it about not wasting? You can hold a kiss every day, but the result is...what are you doing?!"

  Wrapped in a ball, Xu Qing was taken aback. Jiang Helian was taken by someone to carry him, turned off the light and door in the utility room, walked to the master bedroom and threw him on the bed.

"go to bed!"

   Jiang He was so angry that he turned off the light, got into the dark and climbed into the bed to shrink in the corner.

   "Return the quilt to me."

"……give."

   "Kick you off if you touch me!"

  (End of this chapter)