My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 199 There has never been such a thing as a famous name

  The sky was getting dark, Jiang He came back from outside with two fishing rods and a big goose.

  The big goose is still alive, staring at Xu Qing in the living room with small eyes.

  A row of question marks hung on Xu Qing's head.

   "Why is it so smelly?"

   Jiang He wrinkled his nose, put the fishing rod aside, and walked over with the goose in one hand. He saw the durian in Xu Qing's hand and the suspicious residue on his mouth, his expression suddenly became very complicated.

   "Why did you carry a goose? Why did you go this afternoon? It won't be..."

  Xu Qing already had speculation in his head.

  Fishing—not caught—catch a goose back.

   Jiang He is a mature angler.

  "I bought it..." Jiang He looked down at the big goose, then at the clocks in the living room. He covered his mouth and nose with his other hand in disgust, and said dully, "I will come back to cook sooner next time."

   "It's not too late, I left you delicious..." Xu Qing pushed half of the durian left on the table towards her.

   Jiang He's face changed drastically, and he stepped back abruptly.

  Xu Qing licked her lips and explained: "This is called durian, which is the same as stinky tofu..."

  "Don't eat it!"

  "..."

It took a lot of effort to explain that he was really not eating shit, and Xu Qing couldn't let Jiang He try a bite.

  I went home and cheated the house and didn't cheat. I took a durian back from Xu Wenbin and the others. I also wanted to give Jiang He a good taste. It's a pity.

  Xu Qing had to solve it alone.

   "It's really not where you caught it secretly? Now even if you are outside, you still have a master, you have to put it back." Xu Qing said.

   Jiang He is already boiling water to prepare the big goose, but the big goose is still ignorant, staring at each other with his small eyes and the winter melon.

   "I bought it. There was an old lady in the market selling it. I thought it was so pitiful that no one bought it, so I bought it back."

  "What about the fish you caught?" Xu Qing was a little unbelievable.

  The angler from the Air Force came back with a big goose in his hand. How to look at it makes people suspicious.

   "I caught a few and gave it to Pingping."

   "Pingping?"

   "The yogurt girl, I went fishing with her, she didn't catch one, and then I gave her all of my own." Jiang He said in the kitchen.

   "So generous."

  This explains why she came back with two fishing rods. Xu Qing now believes that she did not catch other people's geese, but bought them by herself.

  If it was caught outside, it is estimated that Jiang He will show off with joy when he enters the door. This is his ‘trophies’ for hunting in the wild.

   "Just a few, not enough for us to eat, she lives by herself, just enough to fry, I will give it to her." Jiang He rolled up his sleeves and picked up the goose from the ground.

   "Wait, are you going to kill it?" Xu Qing asked.

   "Otherwise?" Jiang He was a little inexplicable, holding the goose neck and looking at him, "You want to kill it?"

   "...Okay, I'm just curious why you don't buy the cooked goose if you want to eat it."

  There is a roast goose shop just across the street. There are slick roast geese hanging in it, half of which is whole.

   "I wanted to buy a duck, but when I saw it, I remembered that you were chased by a big goose when you were a kid, crying so much..."

   "That's my mother exaggerated. I was just chased and didn't cry." Xu Qing corrected her seriously.

   "Anyway, I suddenly wanted to eat."

   Jiang He pinched the goose's wings, and suddenly handed it to Xu Qing. It was fun to see Xu Qing leaning back, and then he caught it and went into the kitchen.

  Xu Qing followed to the door of the kitchen, leaning on the door frame to watch her operation.

  To be honest, if this thing is handed to him, he doesn't know how to deal with it, maybe he will break its neck, and then check Baidu.

Jiang He looked quite skilled. He took a bowl on Yantai, pinched the goose wings with his left hand, hooked a goose leg with his little finger, then freed his index finger and thumb to fix his neck, and he fiddled it with one hand. The look to be slaughtered.

   "Do you want me to help..."

  Xu Qing didn't finish speaking, he saw Jiang He grabbed the kitchen knife and stroked the goose's neck, then grabbed the goose's head, and the blood flowed into the bowl.

   "What can I help?" Jiang He tilted his head.

   "Nothing, be careful." Xu Qing saw the big goose struggling.

pitiful…

"Too cruel."

  Xu Qing shook his head and sighed, and couldn’t bear to look again, “It stands to reason that I should have cut a knife there, and then you pinched your small fist at the kitchen door to see...”

   "Then you come?" Jiang He gestured, the goose blood continued to shed.

   "Forget it."

  Xu Qing waved his hand and accepted the fact that Jiang He had crushed him in handling live poultry.

  Before, she might have eaten pheasants and ducks when she was okay, and the little dart swished.

  Holding his mobile phone to Baidu, he turned around and asked: "Don't throw away the blood."

  Traditional Chinese medicine believes that goose blood is calm, salty, non-toxic, enters the heart, liver, and stomach meridians; it has the effects of detoxification and clearing the diaphragm, softening and removing blood stasis, replenishing qi and invigorating deficiency, warming the stomach and invigorating body fluid, and curing deficiency and diminishing thirst.

   can also fight cancer.

   "You are cruel." Jiang He muttered softly, seeing that the blood was almost released, and called Xu Qing to come in and pour the hot water in the pot into the bucket, and then threw the goose in to scald and fade the hair.

Goose is not as big as chicken. It is too big to finish a meal. Jiang He only used half, cut into pieces and blanched. Then, according to the tutorial on the mobile phone, add two spoons of oil and one spoon of sugar, then add **** and pepper. , Star anise, cooking wine seven or eight...

  The fragrant braised goose comes out of the pot.

  The freshly killed and frozen meat not only have a different taste, but also more delicious when they are made. Xu Qing's tears that I felt cruel just now flowed straight out of his mouth.

   "It's so delicious the first time I make it."

  "The essence of cooking is the same. Control the heat and seasoning..."

  Jiang He, let it go, teach Xu Qing his own experience, Xu Qing has already hissed out a piece of bone.

   "It's delicious, isn't it?" Jiang He squinted at him and smiled.

   "Well, incense!"

  Xu Qing held the bowl and sighed, even if Jiang He became a fat man someday, he would not lose the skill.

   "How much did you buy?"

  "A catty of seventeen yuan, this goose is more than six catties, gave me a discount of six catties, and then charged me 100 yuan."

   "Well, it's not expensive, it's good."

  In terms of eating, Jiang He is not as economical as hand cream. She may be reluctant to buy a few hundred pieces of hand cream, but it is different to replace the hand cream with chicken, duck and fish.

To live is to eat all kinds of things, taste all kinds of things, and fill the stomach. This is the first in demand. As for the maintenance of hands, they are generally ranked last. In view of Xu Qing's abnormality. Would like to knead and play, just mention it a little bit-at most ranked fourth and fifth, no more.

   Jiang He thought to himself, and put the goose claws out and put them in Xu Qing bowl.

  "Don't you like feet, I'll eat it for you."

  "?"

  Xu Qing feels very tired.

  Half a big goose was eaten cleanly by two people. Two small piles of bones piled up on the table. Winter melon was fortunate to taste a small piece. Although you can't eat heavy salt, it doesn't matter if you taste it occasionally.

  Jiang He’s phone rang. It was sent by the old woman who noted ‘Pingping’. Last time it was ‘Gong Ping’, but now it has become a duplicated character...

  It was taught by that old woman.

  Xu Qing was very upset because he saw that he was remarked as ‘Qingqing’.

   "It seems to be wrapped in flour, we will eat like this next time." Jiang He clicked on the photo sent by the other party and swiped it with his finger to zoom in. On it was a plate of golden fried fish.

  I was misled by Xu Qing before. After catching this kind of fish, he brought it back and cooked the soup, and he had not fried it yet.

  "What's the matter with that Qingqing?" Xu Qing asked.

"that is you."

   "I know, don't you think...like a woman?"

  "Are you like a woman?" Jiang He was surprised and looked him up and down.

   "I mean this name, don't pretend to be a fool."

   "Qingqing, doesn't it sound good?"

   "Bring your phone."

  Xu Qing beckoned, took the phone, crackled and changed the remarks.

  Husband.

   Jiang He took the phone back and looked at him without speaking.

   "Okay, that's it." Xu Qing was in a good mood, stretched his waist, picked up the winter melon, sat back on his sofa, weaved the last paragraph of the vegetable basket, and finished the work with only a small amount of work.

  Jiang He lowered his head, tapped his mobile phone, looked up at the words Husband, and glanced at Xu Qing, then quickly lowered his head.

  Is this a husband?

   Her heart banged, these two words seemed to have a wonderful power, an unspeakable feeling.

   "By the way, using WeChat to make a husband feels quite against peace, come here, I will change..."

  Before Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He turned around and ran back to the room.

  "..."

   "No battery." Jiang He had no mobile phone in his hand when he came out again, spread out his hands calmly, and then sat down at the computer to play games.

   "...you like it."

  Xu Qing helplessly, gave up the thought of changing again, and concentrated on helping Jiang He to make up the vegetable basket.

Now I’m living together, this basket is not only for Jiang He’s use, his power bank and bus card can be put away, put it on the window sill, go to take it if necessary, and throw it in the basket if it’s useless. It won't be found when you use it.

   "A woman was robbed with arms... During law enforcement... Fortunately, I met... enthusiastic people..."

   "My grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa is Xu Chu for many generations."

   "This is called Tiger Chiquan"

   "Practice the waist first, start from the ground in the legs, and reach the shoulders, elbows and wrists."

   "The world of martial arts, never leave its ancestry."

  Xu Qing frowned when she heard the sound of the ghost animal. This seemed to be different from the last video, "What are you watching?"

   "You are on the homepage." Jiang He watched with relish without looking back.

   "Home page?"

  Xu Qing put down the things in his hand, come and see, good fellow, the new version of the ship.

  All the gifs in the news have been added, Shuangfengguaner.

   "Magic power is not enough, it is Tiger Chiquan"

   "A must for practice, the waist and horse are united"

  “What punishment station does not exist”

   Jiang He: "Too weak"

   "I said she dare not go west"

   "This is called family brother."

   "Wife, kiss one"

   Jiang He: "Go!"

   "Fighting? We all do it directly."

   "Practice the waist first, start from the ground in the legs, and reach the shoulders, elbows and wrists."

  ...

  Special...

  Xu Qing doesn’t know whether to spit out or what to do. This picture is edited...

  He was Shuangfengguaner and the penalty stop again, looking like a martial arts master, but Jiang He said in a blank face that he was too weak.

  "Why are you on the homepage?" Xu Qing clicked with the mouse.

   "I saw it as soon as I opened it."

   Jiang He looked excited, "You seem to be strong outside, but weak when you come back."

   "It's not like, it's a fact."

  "..."

   "It's over, my fame is ruined." Xu Qing rubbed his head, and the phone dinged ding-dong over there. He picked it up and took a look.

   Wang Zijun: "Hahahaha"

   Wang Zijun: "Video Sharing"

  In another small group, there are already 99+ messages, all of which are screenshots of Xu Qing's too weak. Qin Hao is bored at home and sends the most messages.

   "We seem to be..." Xu Qing clicked to open Jiang He's homepage to see that the amount of her previous live broadcast videos had risen a lot, "...it seems like there is a fire."

  "Who?" Jiang He asked.

   "Well... it's me, I seem to have a fire." Xu Qing clicked on his large homepage again, and the video of making chain mail showed up, and the amount of playback increased by a lot.

  Folk martial arts, tiger idiot boxing, nothing like playing armor, enthusiastic citizens, Xiaowan also helps to subdue criminals.

  This is his current image.

  Luck is called luck because you don’t know when and how it will come.

   "Good thing, right?" Jiang He guessed, as if there were no drawbacks, it just got more people watching and Xu Qing was more famous.

   "It's..."

  Xu Qing scratched his head, "For now, it's a good thing."

  Outside, he is a master of punching and armed gangsters. At home, he suffers from airbags and bronchitis. This person is simply invincible... This is what the ghost animal revealed, and it is also deliberately cited in this regard.

   "But, I am worried..."

   Buzzing...

  The phone rang as it vibrated, and Xu Qing spread his hands, "I'm worried."

   "That tiger crazy boxing, what's the matter?!"

   answered the phone, Xu Wenbin asked straightaway.

   "Just kidding, didn't I practice boxing for a few days... I told you during the day, otherwise I have to lie in with the mouse that day."

   "Then what's the matter with you two?! You are not making a video, what kind of information does she make..."

  Xu Wenbin thought for a long time but didn't remember what Jiang He was talking about.

  Xu Qing: "Connect the modem to the server through the VLSI micro-processing system, and conduct high-speed information exchange activities with other information network users."

  Like a series of cross talks, Xu Wenbin's brain hurts: "Don't talk to me, what's this for?"

   "Oh, we are so boring, we have nothing to play games at home, and then I just... what... you know."

   "I know what a fart!"

   "In short, it is playing games, practicing exercises, making armor, and then earning some pocket money. That video is fake and out of context. How could I be bullied..."

  "Whoever cares whether you will be bullied or not, just care about you! Is this what I asked?"

  Xu Qing raised his hand to signal Jiang He to continue playing, and sat aside to explain to Xu Wenbin.

   "Dad, I may be on fire. When I earn him millions, you are the father of the rich generation..." He changed his tone and showed his vigor with Xu Wenbin.

  "Don't come with me! What are you doing... is it live broadcast?"

   "Well, yes." Xu Qing saw that he couldn't be confused, and simply admitted.

   "Still quibbling, you..." Xu Wenbin shouted, and immediately felt something was wrong, "What did you say?"

   "We are live-streaming martial arts and making armor."

"…Oh."

  Xu Wenbin froze for a moment, "Yes."

   "Well, yes, yes."

  "..."

  "..."

   After a moment of silence, Xu Wenbin said over there: "Then hang up."

  ? ? ?

  (End of this chapter)