My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 200 Be a Stupid Woman

  I probably haven’t figured out how to say it yet. Xu Wenbin made an impulse to call when he saw the video, and waited to have a good talk with him. Sophistry was useless...

  The result was too fast to admit that Xu Wenbin did not keep up with his thoughts?

  Xu Qing rubbed his chin and pondered for a moment. Based on his understanding of his father, this is probably the truth.

  Hurrying...not steady at all.

   "What did you say?" Jiang He asked.

   "I have a few words."

   "He... don't your parents like this?" She hesitated and asked cautiously.

  A big man, his girlfriend said that he was too weak, he would not be happy no matter how he thought about it.

  Xu Qing nodded lightly: "Forget it."

  "What should I do?"

"What do you mean?"

   "I... can someone delete this?" Jiang He pointed to the new ghost animal on the computer.

   "No need to delete, it will be more troublesome to delete... At the beginning there was a lawyer who liked to sing and play basketball and it was useless.

   "Then your parents..."

   "It's our parents."

  "……"

  Jiang He got stuck, seeing Xu Qing's relaxed look, after thinking about it, he didn't speak again.

   "The videos are already out, so I have to take advantage of the homepage to make more money, otherwise, isn't it a loss?"

  Xu Qing looked at the time, did not go back to Jiang He to touch his legs, picked up his computer and made the video cut a few days ago.

  Although most of the works are ancient styles, they are not limited to kissing the bridal chamber and self-made MV. If the style remains the same, there will inevitably be aesthetic fatigue. What he is doing in this issue is Tucao.

  Tucao is more popular than ordinary videos, and it also makes people a little bit more eager to enter. Xu Qing generally doesn't like to do this type, because every drama can find shortcomings if she really wants to spit.

  Only when I can't bear it, I can't help but want to complain, I will make a period.

For example, if an idol drama is promoted under the name of martial arts drama, if it is not promoted by martial arts drama, many people may not watch it at all. As a result, it promotes martial arts for a long time. Clicking in is a male protagonist who can only sing and dance and cannot hold the show, an acting skill. The female protagonist who is okay but doesn't play well due to reasons outside the theater, plus various cutouts and doubles, and turns around...

  How good the Wuzhi and the original works can not save this kind of product made for the bad drama.

  "You can turn down the voice and don't talk." Xu Qing turned on the microphone, instructed Jiang He, and then coughed slightly.

   "May you see the sky before the cold iron roll blade..."

  ……

  For more than half an hour, I recorded the sound, and adjusted it to a funny-style, fast-talking rate with audio processing software. Xu Qing finished the work, turned his head and looked at him, Jiang He was holding his chin to look at him.

   "Get some more benefits?" Seeing Xu Qing shaking his hand, Jiang He casually retracted his gaze and changed the subject.

   "Well, I'm going to drain the stream from your live broadcast room, and then check the hot spots in the last few episodes. Just like this one I just did. Recently, the broadcast has been very popular. The original fans and the actor fans are quarreling very much.

   "You just said it badly."

   "It's bad at first, if I don't even look at the propaganda heroine costume idol drama, this is suspected of propaganda fraud and tricks me to look at my eyes."

   "Will someone scold you?"

   "I just told the fact that if I am afraid of being scolded, it shows that I subconsciously feel that my words are untenable. If someone insists on saying that 2+2 is equal to 5, I will only feel pity."

  Xu Qing shook his head. Instead of putting the computer away, he moved out the armor that was almost finished, took another video, and then posted it to his homepage to report on the progress.

  This armor series tutorial video is also watched by some people. Jiang He’s live broadcast has audiences who have been diverted from here. Watching the video is not enough to watch him pinch his armor live.

  At the time of the live broadcast, Xu Qing made an iron basket as usual. While watching the heat of the live broadcast room, Jiang He still manipulated the female ghost swordsman and worked hard for 1600 points.

  Maybe Xu Wenbin is also watching...

  Thinking of this possibility, Xu Qing applied force on his hand, and the iron ring was directly pinched and deformed.

  "Hello everyone, this food basket is almost over. I can make it today. I originally wanted to be a storage box, but now... I still want to be a storage box."

  He shook the basket in his hand, chattering like a chatter: "Today I saw a ghost on the homepage, I am careless, who attacked me? Can you stand up and talk..."

  A line of bullet screens floated past, indicating that they have seen it, and there are still a few asking where they are, and I want to see it.

  Hu Datongshu: "Precious images of the old comrades who tamed the tiger's fist in the early days of mankind"

   "Is it you?" Xu Qing looked super familiar with this id.

  It was this product that jumped repeatedly on the first day of the broadcast, right?

  Hu Datongshu: "No, how could it be me?"

"It doesn’t matter if it’s happening. Anyway, something has happened, so I won’t hide it. That’s right, I’m Tiger Chiquan, I don’t know how many generations of descendants, winter training three-nine, summer training three-year-old... I don’t blow anymore, anyway. Very powerful, as can be seen from the video, who of you can stand for an hour? No one."

  Xu Qing watched the live broadcast and the popularity has been rising, but for ten minutes, it has been about the same as it was halfway through yesterday, or even more.

  I even bring more gifts than yesterday.

  The enthusiastic citizens who beat people to the ground are broadcast live, pinching armor and practicing piles, which is very attractive.

  After all, the background board is still red...

"Everyone is curious about the chain mail hanging behind me. I have a complete tutorial in'Idle Young Adults'. I just have nothing to do to dress and play, and put it at home as a decoration. To talk about why I did it, I actually grew up since I was young. I like these martial arts, and most of the videos I make are related to martial arts..."

   啰 啰 嗦嗦 finished the food basket, Xu Qing displayed it in 360 degrees, then put it on the computer desk, stepped back, set up a posture next to the bookshelf, and be a wooden man for half an hour.

  Doll, Zhong Kui, girl, this scene is repeated again.

  Quietly, even the chattering is gone, only the barrage floats to entertain oneself.

  ……

   "What kind of evil practice is this?"

  Xu Wenbin has an expression of spicy eyes, watching Xu Qing motionless in the video.

That's it?

  Is this the tiger fist that slapped people straight?

What the hell!

  Xu Wenbin can swear to God, their old Xu family and Xu Chu are so far apart, where did this kid learn from?

  "Little Mouse, do you know what punch Qingzi is practicing?" He voiced Qin Hao.

  Qin Hao lay at home to recuperate, and replied quickly: "Know! Tiger Fist, it's true. Uncle, your family is Xu Chu junior? Help me see if my ancestor is Qin Qiong..."

   "Qin Qiong?"

   "Yes, I think it's very possible, look at that..." Qin Hao Barabala, with a sixty-second voice array, made Xu Wenbin's brain hurt.

  ……

  At eight o'clock, Xu Qing exhaled.

   "Does it really matter if you are like this?"

   Jiang He closed the live broadcast room and asked back.

"what?"

   "Kung Fu."

   "I've filed a record. If it doesn't hurt people, it's okay, and it's not to the point where you break the tree. Anyone who has professional training is better than me."

  Xu Qing bowed his head and squeezed his fists, feeling his own strength.

Indeed, as Jiang He said, there is no experience, no awareness of the enemy, no muscular awareness, no anti-strike ability, and almost no sense of distance... Except for training the body to be stronger, and having simple moves, other and professional It's incomparable.

  Even the four or five people estimated before can not be beaten, unless one is solved first, as Jiang He taught, the others will naturally be frightened.

   "It's just to keep fit." Xu Qing came to a conclusion, looking at the long sword placed against the wall in the corner.

  With the sword, the self-defense ability will be stronger.

   "We seem to have a lot of people watching." Jiang He took the mouse and clicked while chatting with Pingping. She was just the time to be the housekeeper.

  Great Navigation has added several new captains, and they have been steadily improving.

  Xu Qing only felt magical. She accompanied Jiang He to fool around, but she rushed to more than 1,500 points in the duel field without any equipment. He was also made a particularly hot ghost.

  Both of them have something to watch. They have been accumulating audiences in this way, and they have become a small anchor in three months, and they can also drain streams from the live broadcast room to his homepage.

  Next month, he will use the duel field points for the exclusive equipment of the arena. Jiang He also wants to try to hit 1,600 points...

   "Go hard, come on!"

  Xu Qing put the food basket back in the bedroom, came out and sat on the sofa and continued to pick up his computer.

   Jiang He played two rounds of Hearthstone, sat in a chair and turned around, finally couldn't help but ran over to the sofa and squeezed beside him to see what he did.

   "Why don't you play games anymore?"

   "I don't want to play." Jiang He said.

  Usually Xu Qing would run over and pull her legs, play games or watch videos together, and now Xu Qing has been holding the computer and doing things, making her feel guilty for no reason when playing games.

   "Seeing that you have been busy today, I think it is awkward to play games all the time."

   "Understand, it's like when someone in the dormitory keeps studying, others feel ashamed." Xu Qing nodded, "So you came to seduce me to play with you?"

   "What seduce, it's so awkward to say it." Jiang He snorted.

   "Then you came to learn actively?"

  Xu Qing thought for a while, and pulled out the exercise book from under the table, "Hey, do it."

  Jiang He turned to look at the computer, and put the workbook back blankly, then went to the bookshelf next to the computer and pulled out a novel, ran back to lie on the sofa, and stuffed his feet into Xu Qing's arms.

   "Actually, you can do the same when you sleep at night, why don't you let it be touched once you get to bed?"

   "Just can't!"

  "Isn't this the same. You can hug each other on the sofa, but not on the bed. What is the reason?"

  What is the truth?

   Jiang He was circumvented by him. Although they were all the same, they felt different in different locations.

  Hold it on the sofa, sleep together on the bed...

   "It's intimacy on the sofa, but it's nasty on the bed," she said.

  Xu Qing was stunned, but she didn't expect to be able to lie to her, "doing something else is nasty, just not hugging at all."

"Humph."

   Jiang He was holding the book, leaning on the sofa and stopped talking. Xu Qing squeezed the mouse with one hand, and squeezed the legs and feet in his arms with the other.

  This kind of life is very good, and people should be content.

  I had to rack my brain to think of a reason when I wanted to touch it, but now she is sitting here and ran over by herself... She must be content.

  Xu Qing was cutting the video, her attention was disturbed by Jiang He, and she kept thinking about something messy.

   "You...you want to hold my leg..."

   Jiang He felt the change, covered his face with a book, and asked in a low voice.

  Xu Qing couldn't see her expression, looked down at her small white legs, her lips were a little dry.

   "No, this is just a normal reaction, I am not a pervert."

   "Then last time you..."

   "Last time was the last time, I should solve it occasionally... to be temperate." Xu Qing paused, "Now I am working, please don't move, okay?"

Although    is a young bird, it is also dignified.

   "Oh." Jiang He peeked at him from the back of the book, and calmed down.

  "Why don't you play games anymore?" Xu Qing changed the subject.

   "Didn't you say it? You are doing things seriously here, I am playing games, and I feel like a idle waste..."

   "I feel like you are scolding me. Idleness is idleness. What is idleness waste?"

   Jiang He heard the words and thought about it, and it seemed that this was indeed the case, “Then you go to the bedroom to do things, so that I can’t see you doing things seriously, and playing games will be stress-free.”

   "You are such a genius."

  Xu Qing glanced at Jiang He and squeezed her feet firmly, "Have your heart, I'm going to be here to make you feel ashamed, and then you will read the book well."

  The shame of the scumbag should be put to good use.

  Playing games every day, according to Xu Wenbin’s words, playing games will lead to violence...

  Jiang He did not produce violence, she is synonymous with violence, playing games every day becomes a small waste and it is over.

  "Improve your IQ to live better here. If you don't study hard, you will only play games. Do you know what it will be like?"

   "What will it become?"

"I will become an internet addicted girl, immersed in the virtual network every day, and then playing a lot of games is boring, and finally find social games, play with other internet addicts every day, develop online dating, and then get hooked up by others... "

   "Impossible!" Jiang He retorted without thinking.

"Well, that kind of women are stupid. Although you are not smart, but you are not stupid enough, then... you become an internet addicted girl, playing games every day, and in the end, you will become a girl. Stupid women who can only play games, cook for me at home, wash and give birth to children, and then play games."

   "...I have made money now." Jiang He reminded him, "It's not just playing games."

   "All the money earned by luck will eventually be lost by strength. You can't make money beyond your knowledge." Xu Qing shook his head, "Do you really think that you earned it?"

  "……"

  Jiang He lowered his head and sighed. He resignedly took out the exercise book from under the coffee table. When he opened it, he felt a headache when he saw the word Xiaoming on it.

   "Or..." She hesitated, "I will be a stupid woman who can only wash, cook, have children and play games."

   "...woman, please be more self-respect."

  (End of this chapter)