My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 215 Man's Mouth

  Before, I was worried that Jiang He, a soil bun from Kaiyuan, would be fascinated by Huahua World, and Xu Qing made a careful plan.

  Unexpectedly, she will be more and more like Cheng Yulan. She is very interested in discounts and promotions every day, and she has to bring her new friend Gong Ping to join the wool brigade.

  Maybe one night to go to the square dance with the little sisters?

  Not so much as...

  After getting older, it is possible to teach the old man to dance sword in the park.

  Jiang He was cooking in the kitchen. Xu Qing finished a round of mine-sweeping and mobilized his hands and feet to practice swordsmanship. He felt that this helped to improve all aspects...He couldn't tell the specific aspects, but he felt that the whole person had become much better.

  Unfortunately, he did not systematically tell him how much he is now, what is his power, what is his reaction power, what is his speed, and whether his swordsmanship level is elementary, advanced or master level.

  This stuff depends on your own feelings. Try to recall the past, and then compare it: Oh, it seems that the movements are smooth; the reaction speed is a little faster; a sword should be able to cut off a corner of the stool...

   "Xu Qing!"

  Hearing the movement outside, Jiang He glanced at it and couldn't help shouting.

  What did this fool chop the stool for for no reason?

  Xu Qingnao twitched, not knowing why he had to chop the poor stool.

   "Ah... mistake, I'll take this one in the future."

   didn't cut off the corner of the stool, and the unsharp sword was not as sharp as that. It was just a deep trace, the paint was messed up, and it looked ugly.

  "If you cut anything at home, I'll hit you." Jiang He warned him that he was out every day trying to bring some umbrellas and teacups back, and this guy was doing damage at home.

  Something is wrong...

  Xu Qing said that he knew, and withdrew the sword, sat down on the sofa in a quiet manner, and turned on the computer to do his job.

  Don’t talk about the live broadcast, the number of fans of his up owner has doubled compared with last year. The amount of playback of each video varies, but the overall situation has improved a lot, and the upper and lower limits have increased.

  If the playback volume of newly released videos within three days fluctuated between 80,000 and 80,000, it is now between 40,000 and 180,000, and the proportion of more than 100,000 is very large.

  Among them, the martial arts man who spit in circles, directly played more than three million, and stood out, abruptly pulling up the data of other old videos.

  It’s just that a lot of barrage asked him to continue to complain in the new video.

  Sure enough, it’s still spitting out fans...

  Xu Qing sighed, but not many surprises. The current emotional venting of the environment is a wealth code. As long as the words are accurate and the words are sharp and refreshing, it is easy to gain fans.

  If there is dispute, there will be traffic, and if there is traffic, there will be more disputes.

  Occasionally, just a meal is fine, just keep doing this kind of thing...Xu Qing turned off the comments and opened the private message station, which added some business cooperation.

  Looking down one by one, politely refusing some game manufacturers’ intentions of cooperation, he hovered over a shop selling swords.

  The other party said that he was attracted by the armor and wanted to cooperate.

  Thinking about how he looked like wearing armor and saber that day, Xu Qing left him a contact information, and it didn’t take long for someone to add him.

"time to eat."

  After Jiang He finished the meal, Xu Qing was still looking down at his mobile phone, and was urged by Jiang He to wash his hands slowly.

  Supper is green pepper and potato shreds, as well as veal stir-fried beef, two dishes, both are very generous.

  The potato shreds are very finely chopped, but they are not bad and will not be easily pinched.

   "I bought a soft sword, can you use a soft sword?"

During the dinner, Xu Qingchao and Jiang He asked.

  Jiang He has always used long swords, the very hard ones, they can’t be bent when they break, and they can only be broken with strong force, so they are very heavy, and his wrists are sore from exhaustion.

  The soft sword he talked about is exactly called a ringing sword. It is usually used for performances. The spine of the sword is raised and can be shaken at will. The tip of the sword will crackle, resembling a spring.

   "No." Jiang He looked at the video on his mobile phone and shook his head simply.

  "That means practicing moves, you don't need to kill with this." Xu Qing knew inexplicably that she had misunderstood her meaning.

   "Practice..."

   Jiang He pondered for a moment, looked at the video for a moment, and said unsure: "It should be okay, just let it snap, right?"

   "Probably, it should be loud and beautiful, and good-looking when practicing."

  "Do I want to broadcast this live?" Jiang He was a little excited.

"It's a pity that you are a weak woman who has no power to hold a chicken. If you want to broadcast this, you will at least have to get your ID card. Now I just use it. You teach me, and I can help people make a very powerful advertisement. , And then make money."

   "Oh, I am a weak woman who has no power to bind a chicken." Jiang He nodded, holding the bowl and looking up at him.

   "The look in your eyes makes me feel uncomfortable." Xu Qing felt that she was saying that she couldn't even compare to a chicken.

   "It's okay, I won't bully you."

  "……"

Xu Qing shook her head and skipped this topic. She could not be beaten at first, "If this is done well, long-term cooperation should be established, and then by the way, we can make a collection of long swords and keep all kinds of swords at home... …Do you like it?"

"Variety?"

  "The long, short, hard, soft, stainless steel epee Miao sword..."

  Xu Qing Balabala said, making Jiang He's eyes brighter and brighter.

   "Really?"

   "Really."

  Xu Qing is not surprised by Jiang He’s performance. People who like violence, how can they not like swords...

  Next to the bookshelf, you can set up another weapon rack to put all kinds of swords. Think about it, it looks pretty good.

   "What is Miao Jian?" Jiang He thought the name was a bit nice.

  "The 1.5-meter long sword can be used with one hand or both hands. I think if you use this, you can turn into a killing machine and become a battle angel... The sword is about the same height as yours."

  Xu Qing found out the picture of Miao Jian from her mobile phone and showed her. The 1.5-meter long sword has a long blade and long hilt. It can not only be exchanged with one hand, but also used as a long spear to practice marksmanship.

  If Jiang He is single-handed.

  One word, Sa.

   "I want it." Jiang He pursed his mouth.

   "Order is placed."

"Really?"

   "Can you not be so surprised? It's hard to top it." Xu Qing looked at her instantly surprised as if she wanted to jump up...

   Jiang He was holding a bowl and struggling to take two bites of rice, and he began to look forward to his big sword.

  Although you can’t use force to kill people, it’s cool to have fun with it...

  "Do you know Tiandao Song Que?"

   "Who is that?" Jiang He was a little confused.

   "I am also an otaku, who likes to do hand-made, and collect all kinds of knives. You are like him now, more and more nerdy, and you still like hand-made."

  Go to wash the dishes as usual after eating. Both of them have become accustomed to this. They seem to be a bit old and old. When Xu Qing realized this, he didn't know whether to laugh or sigh.

  At a young age, he entered middle-aged life early, but he was still a pure young...

  There are contradictions everywhere.

   is not enough yet... Jiang He has only turned from an ancient bandit into an ordinary modern person. There is still a long way to go before teaching her to become a smart modern person.

  Don’t talk about how smart you are, at least you should be a scholar with a clear sense of reason and opinion.

The higher you stand, the more beautiful things can be seen. Although you can also see some undesirable things, if she came over a thousand years ago, if she only lived her life in a muddle-headed manner, Xu Qing felt that it was her own negligence, and it was also hers. regret.

  Teaching an ancient person to appreciate as many beautiful scenery as possible is a responsibility and obligation.

  Of course, this doesn’t delay making her a wife, and the two don’t conflict at all.

   "I write two or three thousand poems every day. Is this a child prodigy? Better than Li Bai and Du Fu."

   Jiang He, who was lying on the sofa after eating, played with a mobile phone and was amazed by the news.

   "Use your unintelligent head to think about it, is it possible?" Xu Qing wiped his hand out, rubbed his hand on the clothes, and touched her calf.

  He touched her little foot all the way, held her pinch, and turned around to go to the computer to prepare today’s live broadcast content when she was about to kick her other foot.

"Calculate by 2,000 poems, even if she only sleeps for four hours a day, let her do 2,000 in twenty hours, an average of one hundred poems per hour, that is, one poem per minute is not enough-can you copy so fast? ?"

  "……"

  Jiang He also found that he was stupid, and he would be fooled by this kind of thing.

  Xu Qing drew a circle on his head with his fingers: "You have to use your brain to watch the news."

   "Then how could they do such a clumsy..."

   "If you don’t read books, you can’t even brag, but if you have a little basic common sense, you won’t have such a joke, or have a computer to see the world... You have to know that some people are really not smart."

  Jiang He was shocked. She can't even brag if she doesn't read, she can even believe the bragging if she doesn't read...

   Xu Qing, who did not hear the echo, glanced back. Jiang He had already sat up on the sofa, and was consciously opening the exercise book, doing a lesson and a practice.

   "Xiao Ming went to the river to fetch water. There are four-liter and nine-liter buckets. What should he do if he wants to fetch just six liters of water and bring it back?"

   Jiang He opened the book and saw Xiao Ming suddenly squeeze his fist.

   "I think doing math problems is also insulting my IQ."

"How to say?"

   "Obviously fill with nine liters and take it back, and just dump it out after use. Why does this big idiot have to install six liters? Is he sick?"

  "...Some people are not smart, so you need a smart person like you to help him solve some stupid problems."

  "……"

  "Just help the mentally handicapped children have fun."

"……it is good."

   Jiang He reluctantly accepted this statement, comforting himself while helping the mentally retarded Xiaoming solve the mentally retarded problem.

  Yes, Xiao Ming is mentally handicapped and should not be as knowledgeable as him.

   "It's fine for you to rest today. I will live it myself."

Xu Qing exhorted, Jiang He, who was tired of fighting every day in the duel field, seemed to be completing the task. The main reason was that he didn't have much motivation, and he was stable at 1,600 points. It was difficult to get up, and it was not easy to get off. Is it luck or the time of the launch is wrong, I have basically never met a famous anchor, and no one asked her to stand and give away a set of National Day fashion.

  Open Hearthstone Legend, Xu Qing looked at the main information of this version, and some cards that were retired from the environment, and began to adjust his deck.

   Jiang He used weasel herd to get a lot of joy in the wild. His rank is not high, and all he encounters are entertainment decks. With various super-expanding and magical combinations, the winning rate is not too bad.

  "Have you ever opened a card pack?"

"No."

   "I'm an African, come and drive." Xu Qingdao.

  There are several versions of card packs on the area, plus more than 30 packs from Jiang He playing games these days.

  "Am I European?"

  Jiang He came slowly and took a couple of mouthfuls in her hand. She already knew what Africans and Europeans were. She hadn't flashed a few times after playing dnf and hitting the abyss, probably from Africa.

   Raised her eyebrows and looked at Xu Qing. She felt that this was an opportunity to change her fate.

   "You told me to drive, don't blame me if your hands are black."

  Speaking first, Jiang He vaccinated Xu Qing in advance.

  "Can it be darker than me?" Xu Qing asked her to open the throne to watch her operations.

  "Guanyin Bodhisattva bless, gold, gold, gold, gold..."

   Jiang Hexu babbled, which fully reflects that she is a native of China.

  Bless the Bodhisattva if there is anything, who would believe in that stuff if there is nothing?

   "Golden ordinary!"

   "Rare!"

   "Rare!"

   "Rare!"

  "……"

  At the end of thirty packs, only one purple came out.

   "Uh...cough, it's good, it's nice to have a purple." Xu Qing looked at the game interface, and logically...well, it's black.

  The current version has a bottom guarantee mechanism. The first ten packs of each series must have an orange, so he kept the gold coins and was not in a hurry to buy it. After opening to see which series had oranges, he bought another series.

  Now you can buy it casually, anyway, these new series are about four or five packs of guarantee.

   Jiang He glanced at him secretly, rubbed his hands, "I said it, I don't..."

   "Come on, try opening a few more packages."

   "It won't open, you can open it."

"you sure?"

   "OK."

  Xu Qing shrugged, and then surely at least two oranges were guaranteed, but this stupid Jiang He gave up.

   "Come on, open like this." He pulled Jiang He's hand on the mouse, and taught her to drag the card into the grid.

   "Heartstone has a magical legend. If two people have fate, it is easy to open the card package and get an orange. The test method is to open the card together, like this."

   "I think you are lying to me." Jiang He watched his hands cover his hands and groped around, and didn't believe a word of what he said.

   "Yuelao bless, withdraw money..."

  Xu Qing’s broken thoughts made Jiang He couldn’t help but curl his lips. This guy wants to lie to her every day...

   "Wow, legend!"

  ? ?

   Jiang He looked startled.

  "Did you believe it?" Xu Qing asked.

   "...how could something like this happen?" Jiang He felt that something was wrong.

  "Then open again, look at it, Yuelao bless Yuelao..."

  Changed a series to open, there are still ten packs guaranteed. The six packs sent by the system have already been opened by Jiang He. Xu Qing bought four packs with gold coins and opened it directly with her hand.

   "Wow, Golden Legend!"

  Another one, still golden.

  Xu Qing looked at Jiang He, and Jiang He also looked at him, with big bewilderment on his small head.

   "Ah, this is fate, but there is a follow-up to this legend. It is said that after two people have tested it, if you want to keep this luck, you need to..."

   "Need to do something abnormal, right?" Jiang He interrupted.

   "In fact, it's not very abnormal, just wearing that long socks..."

   "I suggest you shut up now."

   Jiang He looked at him with idiot eyes, his purpose was too obvious.

  A fool can also see a ghost, of course she is not stupid.

  (End of this chapter)