My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 216 Making trouble is instinct

   "A man will become a magician when he is still a young man at thirty."

   "Magic, is that the one with a pointed hat and a broom?"

   "Uh-although yes, it's not like that little loli in your game, but... forget it."

  Dnf There is also a magician in this game. It is a red-haired little loli dressed in black. If you run forward, she will fall down. She is stupid and cute.

  Looking at Jiang He’s eyes, Xu Qing knew that she had misunderstood. At the age of thirty, will she become a little loli who is holding a broom and wearing a pointed hat and chanting curses?

  Simply slippery the world.

   Regardless of whether Jiang He understands what a magician is, he won’t believe in the nonsense of his transformation. There is only one purpose for everything, and that is to do things that couples can do just like in the movie.

   Jiang He, who sat back on the sofa, took a pen and fell into deep thought.

  This guy has never stopped, from changing rooms to moving in to cover a quilt, one set after another.

  I really have to...before getting married

   Jiang He's heartbeat speeds up quietly.

   "Before, how did you solve it before?"

   "What?" Xu Qing didn't react to her thoughtless words.

   Jiang He did not speak, poked his cheek with his pen, and looked down at his calf.

  "……"

  "……"

   "Ah... don't solve it."

"Oh."

  Obviously do not believe it.

   "There is a word called "Splendid Spoiling", which hurts the body."

  Xu Qingmu explained without squinting that he was using the druid to exchange the deck with the opponent, and he said ‘hello’. The other party was obviously very happy and replied, ‘My magic will tear you to pieces.’

This setting is very user-friendly. In the game, the two parties cannot type and communicate, avoiding a lot of Zuan's beautiful words, and various points-seeking dogs, etc. If you want to vent your anger, you can only use the few expressions that come with the system to cheer. , There is still time to burn the rope.

  Wait for a while and didn't see Jiang He talking. He turned his head to look. Jiang He was struggling to fight each lesson. He held his left hand tightly on the table, his right hand held a ballpoint pen, and stroked the scratch paper.

  At seven o'clock, Xu Qing did not turn on the TV to watch the news, and directly opened the live broadcast room and continued to play his own Hearthstone, but the explanation is still to explain:

   "It’s only me broadcasting today. I won’t fight the duel. If I go there, I’ll be purely abused. I can only fight anything else..."

   "Put a set of punches and see!"

   "Put a set of punches and see!"

   "Wear a suit of armor and hit a punch!"

  「……」

  In the eyes of the audience, Xu Qing is a strict wife who stays next to his wife playing games and dances swords and swords every day. Every day he does some sorrows to help Jiang He drainage, and now he is sitting here by himself...

  It's quite fresh.

"Let’s broadcast live, just to pass the time, play games and have fun. You don’t usually make those advertisements, scan codes, etc.... I don’t sell buns, sell headphones, so it’s normal to play. , Killing the time that would have been wasted, here are all friends, nothing to say.

  You can just mention any game you want to play, but don’t swear if you don’t play well. My housekeeper is very dedicated. "

  Xu Qing said slowly while ending a round of Hearthstone.

  People live to talk nonsense and do meaningless things.

  "This is a game live broadcast room, it cannot be changed to a martial arts live broadcast room, a harmonious society, every day hehe haha ​​shouldn’t, really shouldn’t."

  ? ?

  A wave of resentment emerged from the barrage.

  Special, who is the one who rubbed the armor some time ago?

  Who is armed with a sword?

  Now it’s a harmonious society...

  Tui!

  Xu Qing returned the game to the Hearthstone card selection interface. Looking at the barrage, there were no constructive comments. No one wanted to change the game, and the number of viewers was not too much, so he just prepared for the next game.

  His decks are all destroying other people’s decks, card thief, change of virtue, little priest, sunshine...

   Rely on your own cards to kill the opponent?

   boring!

  This kind of game is played directly from the opponent's carefully compiled deck, which is a lot of fun. This is the philosophy Xu Qing has always pursued.

   "Look at me for a hand-crushing card thief... Have you ever noticed these opponents? Players who can't afford to lose... The lonely patient, the wandering expert, your nemesis, the rookie player, your bedroom roommate——

  This is a bit scary. If you really match up with an opponent called your next door neighbor, just turn to the suspense channel..."

When Hearthstone matches its opponents, there will be a turntable that is like playing Monopoly, and there will be a variety of strange names, and there are even such things as "Your Guild President" Blizzard Developers" Strange name.

  "...If you win, maybe someone knocks at the door, and then go over and take a look in the cat's eyes..."

   He matched his opponent while talking, an ugly shaman.

  Jiang He finished his homework over there, stretched his head and watched Xu Qing chattering in front of the screen, propped his chin with his hand.

  He seems to do everything so easily?

  I don’t know what to say during the live broadcast for so long, so I just play the game with my head. Xu Qing can just sit there and chat like other people in the live broadcast room.

  Think about it carefully, he has always carried a very special temperament on him. No matter what he does, he is very...

   Jiang He tilted his head, carefully watching Xu Qing's face and familiar eyebrows.

  With confidence, a sense of calmness and calmness.

She thought in her heart, it seemed like this. No matter what she did, she was not rushed or impatient. It was like this when she helped her to organize her identity, it was like this when she brought her to know Cheng Yulan, and it was like this when she went home together, and when she was editing videos, she wrote During the film review...

  It looks like a casual idler and everything is casual, and I don’t have a formal shape all day long, but it gives people a sense of peace of mind after staying for a long time.

When    taught her to go out to experience the hot pot and movie theaters of this era, she also naturally lied to her to hold hands, so she was fooled by him.

Humph.

   Jiang He snorted lowly, watching Xu Qing chatting with the audience from time to time, lowering his head and looking around, holding his snack from his hand.

  Xu Qing looked sideways, and the two people looked at each other. Jiang He just put the dried sweet potato in his mouth and stopped at his mouth, and suddenly threw it at him with a move of his wrist.

  The moment the dried sweet potato flew into his mouth, Xu Qing realized that the secret path was not good.

   "Something seemed to fly by just now?"

   "The speed is too fast to see clearly."

   "Come in, what do you eat for the anchor?"

   "What? What are you talking about?"

   "No, you are wrong." Xu Qing said vaguely.

  Jiang He watched him calmly eat the dried sweet potato, then pinched a piece of it and raised his eyebrows at him.

   "This shaman is in a hurry, burn my rope, let's not panic."

   Xu Qing pretended not to see it, and babbling with sweet potatoes, shaking the mouse to open the minesweeper, pulling the window aside and starting to play, while quietly chewing his mouth.

  In broad daylight, the day is bright, how can his dignified man open his mouth to catch food like a pet?

  Funny!

  While swallowing the sweet potatoes, Xu Qing took a sip from the water cup next to him, and looked at the shaman who couldn't beat the shaman, and just clicked the mouse to sweep his own mine.

  (End of this chapter)